Seeing this situation, the onlookers suddenly lost interest and left one after another, Liu Ming came over at this time, and was just about to comfort a few words, when a fortune-telling little old man wearing a robe and sunglasses next to him smiled and leaned over and asked.

"Hehe, brother, it's just the first day you came, right?

Jin Tiehammer was silent, wiping the spit on his face gloomily, this person was not angry, he lit a cigarette but became more proud, and laughed quietly.

"Hehe, our food is not delicious, right? You, this mouth is too stupid, listen to my brother's advice, let's change careers......"

Jin Tiehammer was still silent, but Liu Ming smiled and asked the other party in a low voice.

"Uncle, we were originally beggars next to us, we want to eat, you are a master, just point us out, don't worry, we will never compete with you for business. ”

The man looked at Liu Ming carefully and said with a smile.

"Hehe, rob business, I'm not afraid of robbing business, there are more than 100 fortune tellers in this North Park, and there are not many of your families, yes, I see that we have a fate, so I will send you four words!"

"Talk about singing?"

"Fart, that's cross talk, the four words of our fortune telling are touch, listen, set, and scare!"

Jin Tiehammer pursed his lips slightly, and didn't seem to think so, but Liu Ming listened seriously, seeing that this person was pretentious, he didn't have anything to give when he touched his body, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the vegetable basket that the old aunt on the ground had forgotten to take just now, and took out a cucumber from it and handed it over.

"Uncle, tell me quickly, what does it mean to touch, listen, set, and scare. ”

This person was not polite, picked up the cucumber and wiped the happiness of a bite, and explained it to him by the way.

"The so-called touch, refers to the touch of the situation, you want to mix in this area, at least you have to go to the nearby community, streets, shops, it is best to go to the square of each community, chess and card room to see, in this way, fortune telling you are likely to meet 'acquaintances', their situation, how much you are in the chess and card room, square, will be known by other people. ”

"What about listening?"

The so-called "listening" is to try to make the seeker speak first and speak more, and find out what is on his mind and then prescribe the right medicine. "Set" is to use ambiguous words to set the other party's truth, once you hear the clues from the other party's words, immediately hit the snake with the stick. As for scare, that's the last link, scare and scare her, and let her give money. ”

Liu Ming nodded as if he didn't understand, the man took a bite of the cucumber, smiled and spoke again.

"Actually, it's easy to mix the fortune telling industry, remember a sentence, see people talk about people, and talk nonsense when you see ghosts. You have to be emotionally intelligent, you have to be able to speak, and you have to be able to read words. For example, Aunt He just now. The neighborhood is known for its greed for cheapness, love for face, love for good words, and love for vanity.

If it's me, don't care about anything, pick it up and say it, praise her for half an hour, she will definitely throw you 100 yuan generously, and will spread all over the world that you are accurate! If you're lucky, she'll pull other old ladies to tell your fortune the next day! It's a pity, this fat sheep ......."

Jin Tiehammer snorted and said unconvinced.

"I'm just telling the truth, her son is indeed in prison!"

"Prison fart, someone's son is the big boss of Huayuan Financial Company, living in a villa and driving a luxury car, how can there be a prison sentence, brother, I know you want to scare her, but don't say that, today is a woman, if it is a man, I have to kill you...... You, you, you...... What do you see me doing?

This man looked at him stunned when he saw Jin Tiehammer, thinking that he was insane, so he trembled with fright, and swallowed the words in his stomach.

The golden hammer opened his mouth leisurely.

"I see you full of black gas, bad luck does not go away, I am afraid ...... There is also a prison sentence......"

"What a neurotic !!"

The man was half angry by the words of the golden hammer, and turned his head to ignore him, but half a minute later, he heard someone shouting and screaming at the end of the park.

"The police are coming!!"

"Run!!"

"Arrest !!"

……

Then Jin Tiehammer saw the little old man next to him groan, and wanted to get up and run, but the amplitude was too great, the chaise longue rolled over, and the whole person fell to the ground.

When he and Liu Ming were hesitating whether to help, they saw more than a dozen policemen surrounding them!

"Don't move, hold your head in your hands, and squat on the ground!"

……

In the police station, a large group of so-called fortune tellers and masters gathered together at the moment, each bowing their heads and squatting against the wall in a row to take turns to take notes.

The little old man before scolded the golden hammer in frustration.

"Your second uncle's is really a crow's mouth, but you can calculate it so well, why didn't you count yourself in prison?"

"The doctor doesn't heal himself, and the calculator doesn't count himself, don't you understand this?"

The little old man was choked to death, rolled his eyes and was about to reason with him, but his eyes widened as soon as he turned his head.

He saw that Aunt He, who had been telling fortunes in front of Jin Tie Hammer before, had now appeared at the Public Security Bureau, and her face was sad, as if she was eagerly talking to the police in the distance.

He stroked a handful of his beard, looked at the golden hammer in surprise, and asked in a low voice.

"Hey, you can't really be sure, right? Why did Aunt He come to the Public Security Bureau?"

……

In the end, this group of fortune tellers was criticized and educated, and individual N masters and fortune tellers who entered the palace were fined 1,000 yuan.

Out of the gate of the Public Security Bureau, Jin Tiehammer shook his head and sighed, even more dissatisfied with this world.

The two had no income for a day, but fortunately Liu Ming was excited enough, and when he was arrested, he hid Aunt He's vegetable basket in the holly bushes in the park.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the two ate tomatoes and baked potatoes, and finally returned to sleep under the overpass.

The next day, just weighing the pros and cons, Jin Tiehammer said that Lao Tzu had no money to punish what he was afraid of, and he was still afraid of food if he was caught, and he was afraid of a ball.

As usual, I took the cardboard I picked up to set up a stall in North Park, but I didn't expect that none of the fortune tellers who were arrested on the first day would not pull it, and they all squatted in their original positions.

"Yo, master, are you here? Come on, haven't you eaten yet? give, hot meat buns!"

Yesterday's little old man, after seeing the magic of the golden hammer, waited early, and when he saw him coming, he quickly took out the prepared 'love breakfast' and handed it over.

According to Jin Tiehammer's original temper, he would not eat the food that came to him at all, but he was hungry in his stomach, so he could only take the meat buns, four buns, and Liu Ming two for each person.

After eating, the little old man handed two bottles of mineral water to the two of them, and after the two of them took a sip, they politely leaned over and asked.

"Brother, steady, you are simply too stable! I went back to inquire yesterday, this Aunt He's son was really arrested, it seems to be suspected of illegal fundraising, I guess, Aunt He will have to find you today......

As she was talking, sure enough, Aunt He staggered over, and when she saw the golden hammer, she had already cried before she could speak.

"Master...... Woowoo...... I'm ...... I beg you, save my son...... Show me the way......"

"Ahem......"

The little old man winked at the golden hammer, signaling him to ask for money, after all, this is a rare opportunity, he believes that as long as the golden hammer speaks, whether it is 810,000, Aunt He will definitely give it for the sake of her son.