Chapter 359: Laugh out loud
Shock!!!
It's really shocking!!
Sun Hai really felt completely unexpectedly when he watched this movie, he didn't even expect that this movie turned out to be a crossing!
Just imagine, who wouldn't want to cross a handful?
In today's society, everyone lives like a dog, and the more unsatisfactory life is, then it is natural to want to go back to the past and make up for it!
The most rare thing is that this YY movie is not just blindly YY, and many jokes in the play are indeed hilarious, of course, not only that, this drama is also touching when it is spoofed!
When watching Ma Dongmei singing that song by Charlotte's bedside, Sun Hai was indeed moved!
What made him feel even more unbelievable was that it turned out to be really a dream!
"Fuck !!"
"Damn, it turned out to be a dream!"
"Nima, it's not a crossing!"
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The outstanding anti-transfer of the entire screening hall was a little stunned, even Sun Hai was unexpected, and the rare joy in the end also made Sun Hai feel a little touched!
This Lin Chen, it really took a movie to shoot!
Compared with the simple and funny, Sun Hai and even this movie may become a dark horse for this year's Chinese New Year!
At the scene, after the end, everyone burst into warm applause!
After the premiere, the promotion of the Light Brothers also began!
"I went to see the premiere, and I just want to say that this movie is really good!"
"Haha, I think there's no problem at all with a box office breaking 1 billion!"
"1 billion?? I think stop, this movie is amazing!"
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For this kind of prominent publicity, netizens have a relatively neutral view.
Trying to trick us into going to the cinema again?
But then, Sun Hai made a long comment: "A comedy movie that you can't guess the ending"!
What is a Film Review?
Film review is to analyze a movie from the perspective of the industry, but what else you don't need to do is spoil the movie!
The movie reviews written by many people are often not called movie reviews, they are called after-viewing feelings!
As a professional film critic, Sun Hai's film review spoke highly of it from a professional point of view, and he didn't write any spoilers other than that, but it already made people have a sense of trust in it.
Who is Sun Hai?
is a professional film critic, and he is also relatively well-known in the industry, in short, this is a neutral film critic, which was the case when Sun Hai spoke out!
The trust of film critics is the most important thing!
In addition to Sun Hai, several other film critics also gave high praise to him!
Of course, not all of them are praised, and some critics have made some criticisms of it!
Not all of them are in the same way as film critics!
These people's ideas are actually very simple, since they don't give us money, then we will try our best to black!
Lin Chen told Han Lei about this matter before, don't care about other film critics!
Originally, it was a normal routine to have praise and stepping, and Lin Chen didn't believe that most film critics were stupid, and after the screening, he believed that most of the neutral film critics who watched this movie should not be too much!
It's a pity that Lin Chen guessed wrong!
'Best Film Critic' This is a micro Bo V, with almost 600,000 fans, and he is different from other people who say that film critics are often recording videos by themselves to discuss the good and bad of some movies, and then they will also carry out some offline activities.
Therefore, the fans of this 'Best Film Critic' are also quite iron, and every time he posts a movie viewing video, he has a lot of retweets, and he has posted a viewing video for this year's three movies!
This time, for many people, they are also waiting for his viewing video!
This blogger claims to be 'Brother Ying', and when he received the premiere before, he revealed the news on Weibo, and said: "Everyone wait for Brother Ying's comments!"
Well, Brother Ying, who went home after watching it, didn't believe it in his heart!
His real name is Wang Dawei, he used to be a dick, and then with the rise of Weibo, he gradually played social media, and then this product really gradually got out of the way with his own cleverness, and then became rich and handsome in an instant!
Wang Dawei gradually became famous in the film critic world, and many people will invite him to comment on the movie, of course, it is not free, it is all given to him by red envelope, and Wang Dawei does not hesitate to take these red envelopes.
In his opinion, he just needs to simply comment on the movie, and if he gives a red envelope, he will simply click on the review, and if he doesn't give a red envelope, he will DISS it ruthlessly, which he deserves!
In the past two years, Wang Dawei's popularity has also made him gradually expand, as long as he doesn't give him a red envelope for movies, he will be DISS hard!
Originally, he thought that the Light Brothers should not be so ignorant, and he was given a red envelope in a movie released by the Light Brothers before.
I didn't expect it to be this time!
And it is said that Lin Chen said that film critics don't need red envelopes!
This made Wang Dawei a little angry, and at the same time he overestimated himself, and then criticized this movie in his new video!
"Haha, it's better to be Brother Ying, damn, I won't watch such a stupid thing. ”
"I laughed to death, and when I saw that most of the film critics gave me good reviews, I knew that there must be a water army. ”
"Heheda, I'll just say, how can so many people support it?"
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All of a sudden, countless people under the Weibo of 'Best Film Critic' were also happy to discuss!
Chopsticks brothers!
"This 'Best Film Critic' is sick!"
Huang Xiaoqiang frowned slightly: "Mr. Lin, do you need us to ......?"
"Hehe, no, since I said at the beginning that film critics don't give out red envelopes, then what are these people willing to say is their right. ”
Lin Chen waved his hand slightly: "People like this, you and them have no reason to talk about, and it is meaningless, it will only make everyone feel that we can't afford to lose!"
"What about us??"
Everyone looked at Lin Chen, a little puzzled.
"Now, everything has been advertised, and pretty much what needs to be done has been done. ”
Lin Chen smiled and said: "Everything is waiting for tomorrow, it's so late today, everyone goes back to their respective homes and hugs their daughters-in-law to sleep!"
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In one night, this movie successfully made it to the hot search list!
February 14th!
Although today is Valentine's Day in the West, it is also quite important for Huaxia, flower shops and hotels are full of business, not to mention that some other businesses have carried out discount activities early.
Many male compatriots have also made a lot of preparations for this day, and they all want to win their respective sister papers on this day!
Especially for Zhao Hong, who has been a single man for 28 years, the same is true!
When he was in high school, he definitely didn't fall in love because he listened to his parents, and that's exactly the case, he didn't talk to his sister paper at all in high school, as for when he was in college?
When I was in college, my parents said that I should focus on my studies, and Zhao Hong, who has been a good tiger since he was a child, naturally did not refuse!
Therefore, after three years of high school and four years of college, it can be said that Zhao Hong has never been in love at all, and he has not even spoken a few words to the women in his class.
As a result, after graduation, his parents urged him to get married, and he completely collapsed.
What did you do earlier?
When I was in school, I was not allowed to fall in love, and when I graduated, you immediately wanted me to get married?
Who am I married?
In the dead of night, Zhao Hong can only rely on his own hands to solve the problem, last year he met a sister paper, and he thought this sister paper was very good.
Gentle and cute, what is even more rare is that the three views are very positive!
After more than half a year of contact, although the two have gotten closer and closer, the middle layer of window paper can't be pierced!
Zhao Hong is in a hurry!
For Valentine's Day this year, it can be said that Zhao Hong has prepared a lot, and his sister paper likes Lin Chen, so he bought the movie tickets in advance!
"Qi Xue, here!"
When Zhao Hong saw the sister paper from afar, he also greeted him and said, "Let's go, let's start immediately!"
"Yes, let's go!"
Qi Xue also nodded lightly!
The two bought a bucket of popcorn and went to Screening Room 4 together!
"There are a lot of people!"
After sitting in his position, Zhao Hong also said in a low voice.
Qi Xue nodded and said, "That's, after all, this is Lin Chen's movie!"
Zhao Hong said in a low voice: "Qi Xue, let me tell you not to get too hopeful. ”
Qi Xue frowned: "Why?"
"The Weibo of the 'Best Film Critic' that I follow on Weibo, he said that it is not very good. ”
Zhao Hong explained in a low voice: "What the best film critics usually say is quite correct. ”
"Don't believe him, I believe in Lin Chen's movies. ”
Qi Xue said this and suddenly looked at Zhao Hong: "What's the matter?
"Believe, of course I do. ”
Zhao Hong hurriedly said, after all, he has been single for so many years, and he already knows some truths.
Never reason with a woman!
It was at this time that it finally began!
At the beginning, everyone was already laughing, especially Qi Xue's laughter was not high, so she couldn't help but laugh non-stop!
Zhao Hong on the side also frowned slightly!
It doesn't fucking look ugly!
The real burst of laughter in the screening room was Charlotte's time back in time!
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"In my dreams, I could still bully you?"
Seeing that Xia Luo thought she was in a dream, she kicked Teacher Wang down, and many people in the screening room were also shocked.
Awesome!
"You're useless, your future is gone. ”
Teacher Wang said loudly.
"Let go!"
Xia Luo let the others let go of themselves, looked at Teacher Wang and said loudly: "Follow me in advance, you rank us every day, this big fool, these two fools, we have a future?"
"I'm telling you, even if we become waste in the future, you will force it!"
As soon as Charlotte finished saying this, Da Chun slammed the title of the book on his head on the table and screamed.
"Dasha Chun, what are you going to do?"
"I don't know what I'm going to do. ”
"Charlotte, how can you hit the teacher!"
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Watching Mr. Wang being beaten up by his classmates, this made many people in the screening hall addicted!
"It's a good fight, shit, I met such a teacher when I was in school. ”
"That's right, I've also encountered it, giving us nicknames every day, and ranking words. ”
"I thought I wanted to beat up this teacher at the beginning!"
"I remember when I was in junior high school, I was good at math, but a math teacher beat me up every day and said I was stupid, so I stopped studying.
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In the post-80s and post-90s, most rural children were beaten by teachers, and at that time, unlike now, the Internet was so developed that things exploded on the Internet at every turn, and then said that the teacher was violent and was dismissed!
At that time, the teachers' teaching was also simple and rude, they liked to beat people, they liked to give rankings, Zhao Hong even remembered that in history class at that time, there was a good-looking history teacher who often asked questions, and if he couldn't answer, he would whip him with a stick.
But Zhao Hong didn't hate that teacher, because she was really responsible for the students!
It's a pity that he doesn't fight in school, or he doesn't understand the teacher's kindness at all!
I remember that when people often called for students to reduce their burden, Zhao Hong also applauded, but now I look at elementary school and junior high school, and I get out of school at four o'clock at every turn, and the teachers don't care about it anymore, and most of them open cram schools.
Have students been relieved?
No!
Even the burden on parents is a little heavier!
I gradually understood that this was an IQ tax!
In Zhao Hong's hometown, many children no longer go to school when they are teenagers, and in the environment of their hometown, you can't go to school even if you want to!
These are long things to say, but at that time it was just a moment, and Zhao Hong remembered the math teacher when he was in school, and he felt that Xia Luo beat the teacher quite cool!
"It's pretty good, why does which 'best film critic' say this show is rubbish?"
Zhao Hong was a little puzzled while looking at this!
As for the screening room, there was laughter again!
"This big spring is not a stupid spring, haha, I laughed to death. ”
"I think the principal is also quite funny, and he even used ink to extinguish the fire!"
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Less than 20 minutes after the broadcast began, everyone in the screening hall had laughed no longer than how many times.
By this time, everyone was completely immersed in the movie.
PS: It's still 4000 words, no more chapters.