Chapter 137: Really, sooner or later it will be struck by lightning
The sky was sunny and speechless.
Shi Shi hugged Yiyi, kissed the wrinkled face, and said, "Yiyi! In the future, you will study more, don't be like your father." It's terrible to be uneducated. ”
Qiao Mu was particularly disdainful, he said: "Crazy line, do a good job of not being defeated, and go to study, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?"
Qiao Shan was on the side, flipping through her diaper, and she said, "Fight the street, if you dare to teach one by one, I will break your legs." ”
"Lost. I was just persuaded to quit, and my grades were getting better. Qiao Mu was speechless, although the guy next to him was an undergraduate, his level was far worse than his own, why should he hack himself?
Shi Shi smiled: "Then what is your education?"
Qiao Mu held up Yiyi's little ass and said, "Hehe, at least I won't pronounce frustration as 'mourning'." ”
Shi Shi hugged one by one, looked at Qiao Shan aggrievedly, and said, "Mom, Ah Mu always hurts me." ”
Qiao Shan shook her head with a smile, and bent over to change her diapers one by one. She said: "Shepherd, how good this girl is Shi Shi! Shi Shi doesn't mind the matter between you and Mi Mi, and helps Mi Mi take care of the child, and you still make her angry? You are stupid." ”
Qiao Mu covered Yiyi's little ears, and he said, "Mom, don't swear." Three years old is eighty, and you will take my child badly. ”
Qiao Shan hugged one by one, and she said, "You are all rude all day long, take care of yourself." ”
"Mom, what do you mean by this, aren't you here to bring one by one?"
"Your affairs are not suitable for exposure, and it is inconvenient for you to carry them one by one. ”
Qiao Mu looked at Yiyi, waved his hand with a smile, and said, "Why? ”
"I'll bring it. Qiao Shan said in Cantonese, her tone was very hard, and there was a taste that she couldn't refuse.
Qiao Mu immediately shot back in Cantonese, he said: "No, from childhood to adulthood." It's up to you every time, and it's my turn to make up your mind, right?"
Qiao Shan looked at the goods in surprise, and ate the bear-hearted leopard gall, and she said, "What did you say?"
"You don't understand?" Then I'll accommodate you and give you Chinese. ”
When Qiao Mu was at first, his idea was to give Qiao Shan the child he gave birth to. But after he was born one by one, he couldn't bear it, this was his own child. He said very stiffly: "It's all about you, it's my turn to turn the scum, right?"
"Snort. ”
Shi Shi couldn't help it, such a serious topic, he was amused by Qiao Mu's maliciously learned Yuepu.
Qiao Shan said: "Will you take care of the children? Diapers will not be changed, milk powder will not be flushed, and after six months, the nutrition will not be enough, what will you eat one by one?"
This is a proper backward thinking, Qiao Mu has checked the relevant information, he said: "It is said that breast milk is not nutritious until six months, that is not scientific basis." It's just that after six months, the nutrition is not enough to grow and develop one by one, and it is necessary to add complementary food! The International Breast Milk Association recommends that at the age of two, Shi Shi will definitely learn to make milk powder. ”
Shi Shi said, "Why me?"
"Didn't you say that you are the mother of Yiyi?" Qiao Mu said with a smile.
Qiao Shan also smiled helplessly, as for that incident, the daughter-in-law she fancied was indeed too funny, snatching the child, and not taking such a robbery.
Since infancy, it has been brainwashed one by one, which is indeed excessive. She said, "If you bring it, then bring it well." If something happens, I want you all to feel bad. ”
Qiao Mu said: "Phew, there are no taboos, no taboos." ”
Qiao Shan hugged them one by one, and walked to the front hall to meet the guests.
She didn't speak, she just thought it would be strange that this thing could take a child.
……
Ersha Island, Qiao Mu Bedroom.
Qiao Mu lay on the big bed, hugged Shi Shi, and stroked her little belly. He said softly: "Let me tell you, the children of our family will definitely be handsome men and beautiful women in the future." ”
Shi Shi asked, "What about my stomach?"
Qiao Mu was stunned, he said, "What I'm talking about is our child." ”
Shi Shi corrected, this kind of thing, can not be arbitrary. She said, "That's us." ”
"That's us. ”
"I said one last time, that's let. ”
"You're crazy! Qiao Mu collapsed.
Shi Shi's small face is very serious. She said, "You're thirteen o'clock! These two are not the same word, I say that you have a low level of education." If you are still not convinced, you will be asked to read more. ”
“……”
Inexplicably, Qiao Mu felt that this girl was just finding fault and wanted to show off her superiority in her diploma.
"We, we, it's obviously one word. He stood up, stopped in front of the large glass window, looked at the guests slowly coming downstairs, and muttered.
Today's sky is very good, and the full moon wine is different.
Extravagant luxury cars, parked not far away. Relatives and acquaintances came slowly.
Shi Shi was still lying on the bed, she looked at the reflection on the glass, and asked tentatively, "Are you angry?"
"No, I just think you're boring. ”
"No, those two are really not the same word. ”
Qiao Mu turned around, tapped his right foot, and rushed forward violently. The two feet stepped on the marble bricks one after another, and finally they all used their strength to knock down Shi Shi.
He grabbed Shi Shi's wrist and pressed it against her, kissing and nibbling.
He said, "You will find fault and will not teach you anything, and my thoughts will not be clear." ”
Shi Shi's cheeks were flushed, and she said, "Don't be like this, I'll have to see the guests later." ”
Qiao Mu's hands lifted Shi Shi's dress, and touched it up.
"Smack!"
A slap on his back.
"What do you do?"
Looking back, it was a big power that was one size larger than usual.
Da Mi Mi just came back from workout, and she said angrily: "Shi Shi was pregnant at the end of July, not yet 3 months, can't do anything." ”
When she said this, she reminded Qiao Mu, and he said: "It's been three months of poetry! It's the end of October now." ”
Da Mi Mi picked him up and said angrily: "No, how are you?"
Qiao Mu was stunned for a moment, and instantly resumed cleaning, he said, "Get out of you, I just want to kiss my baby." ”
Da Mi Mi said: "It's not okay to kiss, what should I do if it's crushed?"
Shi Shi was not satisfied, she grabbed Qiao Mu's collar, pulled him back, and pressed him to the bed. She sat on Qiao Mu's body, and she said, "He can't be crushed if he is below." ”
Da Mi Mi held her with both hands and dragged her away from Qiao Mu's body, she said, "You two, there is a lack of head." My child's full moon wine, you can't settle down?
Shi Shi retorted, she said: "I just kissed my family's Amu, what's wrong?"
"There's something missing in your head!"
Da Mi Mi dragged the undershirt, walked to the closet, rummaged through the clothes, and said, "Our family, we also have to buy some fitness equipment." ”
Qiao Mu suddenly remembered, he said, "Mi Mi, we and us, is it the same word?"
"No!"
Qiao Mu was depressed, he was a little helpless, he said: "You northerners, just boring. ”
Da Mi Mi looked back, looked at him and said, "Yo, your region is black?"
"It's black, what's wrong?"
"What's the matter? You've been arguing with me for so long, what's the matter?" said Shisch, grinning, holding him by the neck.
Qiao Mu spread his hands, and said, "Then it's up to you, what do you want?" Anyway, I'll say okay first, if you get on me, I'll charge you." ”
Shi Shijiao smiled: "You girl, just think about some good things." ”
Qiao Mu grabbed her little hand and hugged her into his arms, he said: "By the way, you go with me to find the dragon recipe crew, I'm afraid that you will lose them one by one." ”
Da Mi Mi stood aside, looking for clothes, ready to take a shower. She said, "Why did I bring my child to her? I don't know who gave birth to it for a few months." ”
Qiao Mu asked, "Then do you want to join the group?"
Da Mi Mi said: "Definitely! Big investment, big production, I definitely have to participate." ”
Qiao Mu nodded and said, "I'll ask Director Xu to see if there is a supporting role suitable for you." ”
Da Mi Mi was very angry, she said: "I am the queen of the billion box office." How many female stars are there in China, and a single movie has sold a billion?"
"Let's just say that actresses in the mainland, in a few years, 2 billion or 3 billion will be trivial, what do you have to brag about?"
"Who is that actress? As far as Shishi Shi is concerned, what does she have to do with Shirley Yang?"
"No, why can't I do it? Tell me clearly, or I'll take them all away at night." ”
Although Shi Shi didn't act, she was unhappy when she heard Da Mi Mi say that she couldn't do it.
"I said something wrong? You feel your conscience and ask, do you agree?"
"Then you fit?"
"More than you do. ”
"Fart, it's just you, where does it fit?"
Qiao Mu really felt a headache, he said, "Heroine, I'll hand it over to Director Xu." He decided to choose whoever he wanted. ”
Da Mi Mi was wearing sports bras, she sat next to her and asked, "You are honest, why don't you give it to me?"
"My God, just look at your figure, what courage do you have to play the heroine?" Qiao Mu flicked her unicorn arm, she was speechless, and she gained a lot of weight. It's not as exaggerated as Mao Mei, but it's not much better.
"Huh?"
Da Mi Mi snorted softly, and she said, "Am I not losing weight?"
Qiao Mu wiped the sweat on her underwear, and said, "Then when you finish reducing it, tell me about acting." ”
Da Mi Mi was unhappy, she said: "Qiao Mu, you are heartless. You just feel free, and in the end you give it to others, and if you become popular with other company artists, you can cry. ”
"My sister, you really don't fit. You play the fat man, but you play it in your true colors. ”
"Then you give it to Tang Yan, she has a schedule. ”
"Why? When Shi Shi heard it, he was not happy.
Why?
Although Tang Yan is also her best friend, she is not very close to herself!
"The Descendants of the Chinese Nation" has already been cut off by her, you know, it was originally Concubine Ning's resources!
Qiao Mu said: "Otherwise, you all recommend a few, anyway, in the end, who Old Monster Xu chooses, he decides for himself." You can't call him, you can't intervene. ”
Da Mi Mi got up, and she said, "Yes, I don't have a Xu Dao phone." ”
Shi Shi said: "Even if I don't fight, I have confidence." My girlfriend group is all good at acting, and they will definitely be able to crush her group. ”
Da Mi Mi was too lazy to take care of it, picked up his clothes, and ran to change his clothes.
Qiao Mu shook his head, and then continued to hold Shi Shi, he said, "I have something to say. ”
"You say. ”
"Actually, there's nothing to do, I just want to tell you about filming. We will take them one by one, and there will definitely be paparazzi following, and when the time comes, I want you to invite Xie Nan to film. This will confuse the paparazzi. ”
"You mean, let Concubine Nan take Wu so-called?"
"Well, you also learn from her to take care of the children!"
"But, how can I tell her? Could it be that I said, 'Nanfei, look, this is the son of my family's Ah Mu and the fox spirit, but it's beautiful.'"
In the bathroom, in addition to the sound of rushing water, there is also the sound of big power. She said, "Liu Shishi, I warn you. If you dare to talk nonsense, I'll tear your mouth apart. ”
"Come on, who's afraid of whom? You think you're great if you're fat. Shi Shi shouted at the top of his throat.
Qiao Mu was in a cold sweat, he said: "Don't quarrel, when you take Yiyi to the crew, you will say that it was born by your aunt, yes, you will say that it is your aunt." ”
Shi Shi frowned, and she said, "Sister-in-law?"
Qiao Mu bit her earring, and he said, "A mouthful of nonsense, it's a little aunt." ”