Chapter 100: Crazy Laughing Sketch
The 2016 University Town Friendship Party finally began with the bell ringing in the auditorium!
As for the host, the male host is played by Wang Jun, and the heroine is currently the famous host of Blueberry Channel, Yi Hong, who is currently in charge of the scene.
Then, the president of the host, Jingyun University, Ping Yun, spoke, and then tossed for a long time, and at 7 o'clock, the sorority officially began!
The first song was sung by the guest Feng Shaoqing, a song "Infinite Youth" was full of emotion, the dance was full of vitality, and the atmosphere of the scene was completely driven.
On the rostrum, Sima Nan smiled at the corner of his mouth, after all, this Feng Shaoqing graduated from their Communication University, and he also has a bright face!
And the second song is Zhang Can's performance, last year, Zhang Can won the greatest attention with an original song "Youth is Power", and this year his new song "Xiao Fang" has made many fans start to wave glow sticks excitedly with a tender route.
Obviously, Zhang Can's wind is also unique for a while, which makes the phalanx of the Conservatory of Music even more morale-boosting, and the applause is like thunder!
Liu Yunshan smiled at this time: "Alas, old man Ping, you Jingyun University is still a foil this year!"
Ping Yunshan sneered: "It's just the beginning, why are you in a hurry? Don't be in a hurry!"
"Okay, let's continue, I want to see what you Jingyun University is capable of. ”
Liu Yunshan snorted coldly and looked at the stage again.
Next, the Hangzhou Provincial Opera Academy performed the Huangmei Opera "The Woodcutter Chopping Firewood", because of the surprise of the costumes, especially the girl who played the role of the woodcutter husband and wife, like a fairy, won bursts of applause!
Subsequently, the performances of five universities including Hangzhou University and Hangzhou University of Finance were not vulgar, especially the sketch "Ambulance" of the University of Finance, which attracted continuous laughter.
When this sketch was finished, Yi Hong also smiled and said: "Thank you for the wonderful performance of the University of Finance, next, let's invite Zhang Ming from the Conservatory of Music to bring you an original song, "Good Brother"!"
In the guest seat, listening to Yihong's announcement, Liu Qingyun also showed a trace of spirit, this more than half an hour of performance, in the four songs, although the singing is improvised, but there is no slightest match with the artistic conception of "Eighteen Road Anti-King" songs, it is precisely because of this that Liu Qingyun is naturally a little moved when he hears the title of this song of the newspaper.
Zhang Can also showed a smile at the corner of his mouth at this time, the song "Good Brother" was asked for by him for his younger brother with a lot of energy, and this was also a stepping stone for him to ask for his younger brother.
"Eighteen Roads Against the King" is looking for the theme song, and Zhang Can also knows that it can be said that this song, he is going to this TV series, if it weren't for some other reasons, I'm afraid he would want to sing it himself.
"Xiao Ming, don't let me down!"
Zhang Can muttered to himself!
Accompanied by Yihong's announcement, there was a sound of some blood boiling on the stage, Jin Ge Iron Horse, sword light and sword shadow, which instantly attracted everyone to the music!
Wearing a big black cloak and a pair of sunglasses, when he went on stage, he deliberately shook the cloak with both hands, this kind of appearance of the boss of the black society that only appears in movies also made the people in the audience stunned!
I have to say that Zhang Ming's appearance is indeed extremely dazzling, and it also shocked the people in the entire auditorium, but instead of appreciating it, he couldn't help laughing!
"This is fucking funny!!
"Does he feel that he is very awesome, or does he think of himself as a king?"
"Haha, this product is really **!"
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Listening to the discussions of the people around him, Zhang Can's expression was not very good-looking, this kid, he just asked him to sing well, why do you do such tricks? It's just too two.
Especially when Zhang Can saw Liu Qingyun's face next to him, he also had some bad premonitions!
That's right, Zhang Ming didn't tell his brother at all about such an appearance, in his opinion, he is the absolute protagonist today, and he must have a different way of appearing.
And the audience who could see the scene was all caught in his own city, Zhang Ming was even more proud, and then said loudly: ""Good Brother" for everyone, can you sing it for me?"
Speaking, Zhang Ming also sang loudly, this is a relatively heroic song, although Zhang Ming did not sing the artistic conception of the lyrics, but without exception, it greatly drove the atmosphere of the scene.
"Okay, good singing!!"
"I'm rubbing, this thing sings well!"
"You don't know who he is, he is Zhang Can's younger brother, sure enough, there must be a brother who has him, damn, his brother became popular last year, and he has been replaced this year. ”
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At this time, Zhang Can's face was a little better, and Feng Shaoqing on the side also smiled: "Zhang Can, your brother's singing skills are good, and his voice is quite emotional." ”
Zhang Can hurriedly smiled: "Hehe, it's actually okay, it's just that this kid loves to show off, I have to talk about him when I go back." ”
Liu Qingyun, who had been listening with his eyes closed, also slowly opened his eyes, although he still felt that this song was not too worthy of the TV series, but there was no way, so he smiled at Zhang Can and said: "Zhang Can, the party will be over in a while, I want to be with your brother lightly, I don't know if it's okay?"
"Yes, of course you can, haha, Director Liu, you just help me educate him, I can't ask for it. ”
Zhang Can said in surprise.
Liu Qingyun nodded lightly, and then looked at the stage again, as for the others, they looked at Zhang Can with a look of envy, jealousy and hatred, but Zhang Can didn't care, he was quite happy and excited at this time.
Stinky boy, it didn't disappoint me!
Not to mention the guest seats, the position of the rostrum, Liu Yunshan said with a smile: "Old man Ping, how is it? Do you still think you will win now?"
Ping Yun snorted coldly and ignored him, and the others also sighed secretly at this time, it seems that this year, the Conservatory of Music is going to be in the limelight again!
After the next few programs, Wang Jun took the stage and announced the curtain with a smile: The next performance is a sketch from Jingyun University, "Red Sorghum Model Team"!
When Liu Yunshan heard this name, he also mocked: "This name really has personality." ”
But when the sketch began, Yu Ronghai was dressed as a tailor, his head was facing forward, bending over and walking to the front of the stage step by step, everyone couldn't help laughing.
Yu Ronghai said: "Assemble urgently, destroy it in a row, and stand up." ”
Comrades!
The people who were standing said in a loud voice, "Yes."
Yu Ronghai said at this time: In order to ensure that our Niutun Red Sorghum Model Team will perform in Beijing and be a complete success, the township leaders will conduct an emergency review of us in the afternoon, tell you a good news, and specially bring us a professional model coach from the city to give us pre-trial surprise guidance.
Everyone, pay attention, after a while, the coach arrives, we must sit and have a sitting style, stand and stand, good, civilized, polite, humbly learn, let him hand, he said what to do, and strive to squeeze all the artistic cells in his body in the shortest possible time, remember?
All in the back row: Remember!
Two fat men, a man and a woman, ran up: Captain Yu!
Yu Ronghai said: Return to the team, salute, the team slides over, look at me, welcome, welcome!
Fan Jun is a trendy fan: Hello everyone...... Hello hello hello.......
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"Destroyed in a row?"
"A sticky bean bag fell from the sky, and I laughed to death. ”
"Rub, who is this Captain Yu? ”
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With the classic and funny lines, it can be said that the applause has not stopped!
"We think during the day, cry at night, and dream of going to the capital, and the capital's Lao'er is tall and tall, and we are always ready. ”
"Jigong, did you bring it?
"Hey......! The basic work is not brought, the basic work is the basic work. ”
"Oh!"
"To put it bluntly, it is the basic pace of the model's walking, and from the perspective of bionics, it is the catwalk. ”
"Domestic cats?"
"Catwalk. ”
"Cats?"
"Hey......"
“…… Walking?"
"It's not the cat that's walking, it's the cat that's walking in a straight line. ”
"Cats walk in a straight line. ”
"Yes. ”
"Master Fan, I think that whether the cat walks in a straight line or not depends entirely on the mouse, you see, if the mouse turns a corner, the cat still walks in a straight line, you are talking about whether the blind cat walks in a straight line. ”
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"What are you laughing at, so incompetent, it's over, you stupid bastard, what are you laughing at, how good Teacher Fan is directing, so busy, how good it is, all the men are smacking you. You...... , she didn't understand. ”
"Am I guiding her?"
"Hey, I know you're seducing her. ”
……
Below, everyone burst into laughter, which formed a strong contrast between Yu Ronghai and Fan Jun, which simply made everyone laugh non-stop!
When Yu Ronghai changed his clothes, he said: "Without the hard work of workers all over the world, what to eat, without the labor of ordinary people, what to wear, what to eat and wear, what are you still beautiful." ”
When he turned his head and began to perform dance costumes, Yu Ronghai shouted even louder: "I think the laborer is the most beautiful person in the world!"
This sentence almost made the applause of the entire auditorium unstoppable!
"Well, that's good!"
Song Lao sat in the front row and said loudly that he didn't watch the school's sketch rehearsal, so Song Lao was extremely excited at this time.
It is not only Song Lao who is excited, some people of the older generation feel that everyone at the moment is becoming more and more exaggerated, more and more high-minded, and even looks down on the bottom, thinking that farmers are the worst.
But this Yu Ronghai said everyone's voice, there are no farmers to grow grain, what do you people in the city eat?
The gap between the rich and the poor makes the rich look down on the poor more and more, but it is these poor people who feed them!
This sketch that was broadcast live on TV, it can be said that this sentence is quite down-to-earth, and it has made countless people applaud!
Originally, many people thought it was over, but they never expected that at this time, the music sounded, and it turned out that there was a dance performance!
"The big cotton jacket and two cotton pants are sheepskin inside, wrapped in cloth outside, even if it's minus forty or fifty degrees, why is it cold, we don't freeze, open the mountains, split the mountains, and cut down big trees, this is what I mean by labor protection
Watermelon is sweet cucumber, but also fragrant harvest season, all carrying wicker baskets, abundant grains, magnificent mountains and rivers, drought and flood to protect our black soil
The land is my mother's labor, and my father's labor is my father, as long as I sow what I sow, I will go out."
I saw that they were all dressed in costumes of various soil crops, and everyone's singing drove the atmosphere of the audience!
Especially when Feng Ru had a little pepper on his head, wore a thin red tights, a slender body, and smart eyes, and gently twisted his appearance, the audience in the auditorium applauded.
Yu Ronghai pointed at her next to Feng Ru and sang: "Hot heart."
Hot love
The hot chili pepper is red in its heart
Hot eyes can speak
The hot sample hurts
The hot show is all labor
Hot Teacher Fan, please criticize more
The next combo has Hot Me
I have to go styling without Mr. Fan."
……
Why does this girl look so familiar?"
"And how do I feel like I've heard this song anywhere?"
"I'm rubbing, I remember, isn't this girl the one who was reported to be a crazy girl performing in the square in order to exercise her guts?"
……
Many people remembered the previous video on the Internet, and at the same time, they suddenly realized that they applauded wildly.
It's so special and dedicated!
They can't do such crazy things!
Everyone who knows the inside story is admired!
The sketch "Red Sorghum Model Team" has achieved unprecedented success, with constant jokes, but it is also very positive and down-to-earth, and a group of young college students have no stage fright, but instead perform the essence of the sketch!
After the song was sung and the performance was over, the applause in the auditorium did not stop!
Pingyun was also shocked by the effect achieved by the sketch, he expected the sketch to be popular, but he never expected it to be so popular, and then looked at Liu Yunshan, whose face was ugly, and deliberately said: "Alas, the name is really not good, if the name is good, I'm afraid the sketch will be more successful." ”
Hum!
Liu Yunshan snorted secretly.
As for the leaders of other universities, they can only be envious, jealous and hateful!
Backstage, Yu Ronghai, Fan Jun, Feng Ru and others all breathed a long sigh of relief, and more than ten days of rehearsals and hard practice lines day and night were all rewarded today.
"You are the most popular, and we at Jingyun University are proud of you. ”
Ye Liunian also said excitedly to the students.
Obviously, "Red Sorghum Model Team" grabbed all the focus, so much so that the next few songs and music made everyone a little boring!
After singing another song, Wang Jun was on the stage and said to Yihong with a smile: "Yihong, you are also a student of Jingyun University, I will ask you a question about Jingyun University to see if you can answer it." ”
Yi Hong smiled: "Teacher Wang, you can ask questions as much as you like, I have been paying attention to my alma mater!"
ps: The tangled thing is that I wanted to let the sketch pass by before, but someone in the book review asked me to write a description of the work, but I was afraid that I would be told that I would write it, so I only wrote a few classic fragments, you can take a look at the sketch of "Red Sorghum Model Team", I personally feel that he represents the style and atmosphere of Zhao Benshan's early works, unconsciously, 100 chapters, I hope you will support it.
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