Volume 1 The Pianpian Son is Adorable Chapter 15 Kung Fu is Outside the Poetry (Ask for Collection, Everyone!)
"Five-on-five...... It's not that I treat people with the heart of a villain, this Li City Lord doesn't do two wins in three games, and he doesn't win or lose in one battle, but he does something to win three times in five games, I'm afraid he doesn't have a good heart. ”
Shen Lijia asked: "Brother-in-law, I heard that after the city lord of Li came to our Shenquan City to take office, he did not enter the oil and salt, and did things fairly and justly, my father gave him several gifts and was returned, he is really a good official?"
"Fair and just? This word is only appropriate to describe me, Li City Lord? Hehe, how can there be a cat that doesn't like to eat fish. ”
Shen Lijia said: "Yes, you are the cat who doesn't like to eat fish." ”
"My cat has endless sea cucumbers and abalone, so why eat fishy?"
Hua Duxiu glanced at Shen Lijia: "Jiajia, seek it, get it, get it, get it, get it." Your brain is so active, so you should ponder the doorway in it. ”
Shen Lijia nodded, he still had to listen to his brother-in-law's words.
The two of them wandered around without a word.
Shen Lijia lowered his head and pondered, and the more he thought about it, the darker his face became.
He suddenly raised his head and said, "Brother-in-law, I heard that the City Lord of Li was transferred from Tiannan County, if they had already colluded, I am afraid that this level will be boring?"
Hua Duxiu said: "You just try to guess in the bad." ”
"Either the temptation of money or the depravity of the ego. This Li City Lord must have been wearing a pair of pants with Aikemen a long time ago!"
Hua Duxiu raised the corners of her eyebrows lightly: "What else?"
Shen Lijia wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Brother-in-law, the more I think about it, the more I think what you said makes sense." You're so smart, you must have thought of it, just tell me?"
Hua Duxiu said: "No, no, no, a beautiful boy like me who comes out of the mud like a green lotus, such a dirty conspiracy can't appear in my mind." ”
Shen Lijia was puzzled: "Why?"
"If I ponder a conspiracy, I will be counterattacked. ”
Shen Lijia looked shocked: "......"
Brother-in-law, are you worried that you will become ugly?
Hurry up and be ugly, you are so handsome, can others still live?
"Brother-in-law, this matter is very important, do you want to talk to Uncle Chamber?"
"Excuse me, they worry about theirs, you worry about you," Hua Duxiu patted Shen Lijia on the shoulder: "Think about it carefully, and try to give me a plan tomorrow." ”
Shen Lijia scratched his head: "It turns out that my brother-in-law trusts me so much." ”
Hua Duxiu smiled: "You, you are a good seedling, but unfortunately you have no ambitions." ”
Shen Lijia was stunned: "No, brother-in-law, if you want to say that you have no ambitions, you call it second, who dares to call it first?"
Shen Lijia smiled evilly: "But it's better to have no ambition than to have a big mind, tsk." ”
Hua Duxiu knocked on Shen Lijia's head: "Good brains should be used on the right path, don't mess around, you will achieve a career in the future, brother-in-law is optimistic about you." ”
Shen Lijia scratched his head again: "Brother-in-law, in fact, my ideal is to live a happy life without shame, just like you, hehe." ”
Hua Duxiu glared and said, "We are different. I don't ask about Hongchen. ”
While chatting, a dart master in the front yard rushed in and said, "Young master!"
Hua Duxiu asked, "What's wrong?"
The dart master said: "Young master, there is a horse team outside, saying that it is a gift for you!"
"Another gift?" Hua Duxiu sighed, "Is it so difficult to be a beautiful man quietly?"
The dart master rubbed his hands and did not dare to answer.
Shen Lijia looked up at the sky, and didn't want to talk.
Brother-in-law, can't you think about the feelings of the not-so-handsome people around you?
That's right, that's the little brother of the dart master.
The three of them came to the front yard, and the person who came was the man sent by Miss Yaoyao a month ago to deliver clothes.
When the man saw Hua Duxiu, he immediately stepped forward and said, "I've seen the dude!"
Hua Duxiu waved his hand: "I've seen my brother for a long time." I remember, the Miss Yaoyao you are talking about is the Yaoyao girl from the Demon Breaking City, right?"
When the man saw the flower alone, he remembered it and said happily:
"Childe has a good memory, my Miss Yaoyao lives in Broken Demon City. ”
Hua Duxiu nodded and asked with a smile: "Dude, you are a bit mysterious, what is the matter with me?"
The man waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay!"
"Playboy, Miss Yaoyao heard that you like to raise flowers, so she specially sent the villain to send a few pots of high-quality orchids, please Gongzi Yajian. ”
The man said, without waiting for Hua Duxiu to agree, he turned around and raised his hand and said:
"Carefully carry it down and show it to the dude!"
More than a dozen samurai were ordered to carefully untie the large bag on the carriage, which was propped up with bamboo poles, which was a large space.
Three carriages, fifty pots of various orchids, competing for beauty.
Not only are the orchids beautiful, but the pots are also very delicate.
The fifty pots are different, but each pot is very suitable for the style and color of the orchid.
There were even three old gardeners who accompanied them all the way, obviously worried about what damage would happen to the orchids during the long-distance transportation in the past few days.
Shen Lijia exclaimed: "Oh my God!"
Hua Duxiu nodded lightly and said, "It's a little interesting." ”
Shen Lijia's face suddenly looked a little weird, and asked:
"Brother-in-law, who is Miss Yaoyao......? You've got a woman out there?"
Brother-in-law, you've changed!
Shen Lijia felt a little sour in his heart.
Hua Duxiu looked at Shen Lijia and chuckled:
"My brother-in-law only has Qingyue in his heart. This Yaoyao girl...... Just one of the many admirers of my brother-in-law. ”
The man who sent the flowers had a cold sweat on his forehead, and his eyes were a little unnatural when he looked at Hua Duxiu.
Hey, hey, hey, this handsome big brother, do you know who Miss Yaoyao is?
Also one of the many admirers.
Why don't you go to heaven?
Seeing that the orchids were transported into the Hua compound, the man hugged his fists:
"Dude, fortunately, I have not dishonored my mission and said goodbye!"
Hua Duxiu said: "Stay and drink a cup of tea?"
"Don't drink it, don't drink it, dude, take your leave!"
"Slow down, man. ”
The man also breathed a sigh of relief.
After all, the last time I sent clothes, this time it was an orchid.
Orchids are very valuable, and they are extremely squeamish, and he is really a little worried about the journey for a few days.
Hua Duxiu touched her nose and slowly walked to the orchids all over the ground to admire quietly.
"Yes, yes!"
Hua Duxiu said with emotion: "'The spirit is like an orchid and does not change, and the heart is like an orchid and never changes'." Jiajia, your sister and I liked the most back then......
Shen Lijia's heart tightened.
This Miss Yaoyao is not simple!
How quickly did you touch your brother-in-law's heart?
The brother-in-law is elegant, even if he gives him a mountain of gold, it is not uncommon.
But this kind of fresh and elegant gift is the easiest to hit the brother-in-law's heart.
Shen Lijia sneered inwardly:
It's a pity, sending fifty pots at a time, the handwriting is big enough, and the effect is probably not as good as sending a pot.
Hee-hee, I still know my brother-in-law best!
Hua Duxiu turned his head and glanced at Shen Lijia and said:
"What the hell are you thinking?"
Shen Lijia was shocked: "Ah, I'm not, I don't, brother-in-law, don't talk nonsense." ”
Hua Duxiu snorted lightly and instructed the family to move the orchids to the back garden.
"Jiajia, you go home and think about what I said today, and come back tomorrow. ”
Shen Lijia nodded: "Got it, brother-in-law." ”
Hua Duxiu yawned: "Take a bath, take a nap, wake up and enjoy the orchids, this is the day of the gods!"
Shen Lijia scratched his head and saw his brother-in-law leave, and he hurried home.
After all, his brother-in-law arranged his homework, and he didn't dare to be lazy.
......
The next night.
The little fat man Shen Lijia accompanied Hua Duxiu to enjoy the song at home.
Lan fingers move lightly, such as a ring.
The beauty strokes the piano, and the fragrance fills the house.
The musician is the top brand of the Shen family's "Come Again" Joy Building-the teacher girl.
After the song was played, Hua Duxiu clapped his hands lightly and said:
"'The wonderful finger signifies the secret contract, and the loud voice enters the darkness. A flick of the crescent moon white, a few songs of twilight mountain green. 'Good!'
The teacher and the girl bowed to give a salute, and her voice was like a spring tinkling:
"Thank you dude for the love. ”
Hua Duxiu said: "There is a labor teacher." ”
Erxi sent the teacher and the girl away and returned to the house.
Hua Duxiu was still reminiscing, and Shen Lijia rolled his eyes on the side.
Erxi walked to Hua Duxiu's side, pressed Hua Duxiu's shoulder with a boneless little hand, and said softly:
"Young master, do you want to ...... Erxi also learned to play the piano? In the future, the young master wanted to listen to it, and Erxi played it to the young master. ”
Shen Lijia glanced at Erxi with bad intentions.
Erxi was furious and glared at Shen Lijia viciously, but when he looked at Hua Duxiu, he immediately turned gentle:
"Young master, people's fingers are also very flexible. ”
Hua Duxiu closed his eyes and said, "Erxi, there is a specialization in the art industry." Don't wait until you hit the south wall after learning the piano to turn back, how embarrassing. ”
Erxi's eyes lit up: "Erxi doesn't want to hit the south wall, he wants to hit the young master's chest." ”
The corners of Hua Duxiu's mouth rose:
"Erxi, you have a lot of ideas, what else do you want to do?"
Erxi quipped: "I still want to swing on the young master's eyelashes, slide on the bridge of my nose, run on my shoulder, and ...... And rock climbing on your abs. ”
Shen Lijia couldn't stand it anymore:
"Please, you master and servant want to show affection, please wait for me to show off when I'm not there, okay?"
Who doesn't have a few maids at home?
Is it sour or not?
I'm also climbing on my abs, and I still have a whole ab!
I can skate on my abs!
Hua Duxiu still closed her eyes and said seriously:
"Jiajia, you're still young, you don't understand. ”
Shen Lijia whispered to Erxi: "You have taught your young master badly!"
Erxi's hand on Hua Duxiu's shoulder turned into a knock:
"Don't talk nonsense, these are obviously taught to me by the young master, I like it, I love to say that, what's wrong?
Shen Lijia coughed lightly and didn't dare to say more.
Besides, there will be the pain of flesh and skin.
Shen Lijia whispered: "Brother-in-law, my family spies have found out clearly, a few masters entered the city this afternoon, judging from the time and direction, they should be from Tiannan County." ”
Hua Duxiu's narrow phoenix eyes opened slightly: "Oh?"
Shen Lijia continued: "The spies followed them to the Shenwei Dart Bureau and recognized one of them as the treasurer of the Song Da Treasurer of the Shenwei Dart Bureau, named Song Qingzheng. ”
Hua Duxiu frowned: "I don't like this person." ”
Shen Lijia asked, "Brother-in-law, what's wrong?"
"He has the word 'Qing' in his name. ”
Shen Lijia lowered his head and pondered.
My sister's name is Shen Qingyue.
Sister is Hua Duxiu's only heart disease, and it is the only topic that can't be talked about in front of him.
This word "clear" is a taboo of being a flower alone.
Shen Lijia said: "Then let's kill him tomorrow!"
Hua Duxiu asked: "The four King Kongs of the Shenwei Dart Bureau have been abolished by me, don't say tomorrow, it won't be better next year, even if it is restored, it will not be sent out to compete again." ”
"Then the remaining four people must have been sent from the aikimen behind the dart game?"
Shen Lijia nodded and said, "My father and Uncle Qian also judge the same. ”
Hua Duxiu raised her eyes to look at Shen Lijia and asked:
"What bad ideas have you come up with? ”
Shen Lijia smiled: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just like this, it's ......like this, it's