"What are you, sir?"

Seeing the steering wheels of various car gods hanging on the wall one by one, Liu Suifeng's tone was a little more respectful. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Ah, these steering wheels, are the trophies of our Autumn Mountain Burial Love Team, you don't know, the drag racing duel between the old drivers, the winning side, will take off the steering wheel of the losing side, and bring the steering wheel that symbolizes the glory of the winner back to the team.

The defeated driver could only bear the shame of defeat, stuck his wrench in the original position of the steering wheel, and silently drove back to his team amid the ridicule of everyone. ”

The old man first answered the question about the steering wheel, and as for his own identity, he paused.

"As for me, I wasn't a great driver back then, I was just a car repairer, and these steering wheels were all taken back by those guys from the funeral team and hung in my shop, saying that they would not have been able to do this without my modification and performance improvement. ”

"Modified pilot?" Liu Suifeng and the others were a little more surprised when they learned the identity of the old man, but they didn't expect this spitting old man to have such a high-end identity.

"No, no, no, it's just a mechanic. The old man was modest, and continued to lead Liu Suifeng to walk inside, but he still couldn't help it, and continued to tell the glory of the funeral team.

"The young people we mourned the team back then, although one or two hairstyles were blowing up the sky, colorful and flamboyant, but there was nothing to say about their driving skills.

What kind of rampant people on the west coast of the lighthouse country, what kind of Fast and Furious film crew temporary front alliance, and even the four-wheel drive brothers of the samurai country, what kind of whirlwind charge tornado, air knife, dolphin system, and those black technologies, can only be cut off the steering wheel by the men of our funeral team and hung in my shop.

……”

"Alas. But as he spoke, the old man suddenly sighed.

"It's a pity that the autumn name mountain is still the autumn name mountain, but the funeral love team has already been a story, the group of young men of the funeral love team, has already hit the F1 Grand Prix, but because the exhaust displacement of the car is not up to standard, does not meet the foreign standards, the car was detained by the foreign customs, and can only temporarily use the new car from the foreign region to fight.

Just because of this reason, the group of young men from the funeral team missed the top eight, and even in the underground competition in the local dark drag racing industry, they were pulled off the steering wheel, I don't know how aggrieved they are!"

Speaking of this, the old man gritted his teeth with hatred.

"It's all to blame for the bullshit emission standards in the outer regions, it's really hypocritical!"

"The funeral convoy that was good back then went their own way, and they left the funeral convoy one after another to make a living.

There were a few who persevered, but then they also left, leaving me, the old guy, alone on the halfway up the hill where there was no village in front of the village and no shop in the back, guarding the shop alone. ”

At this point, the old man also picked up his pipe and took two puffs.

"But these guys from the funeral team are quite sensible, and they will come back to see me every once in a while.

When they came back, they also became a lot more mature, and their hair, which was originally hanging from the sky, was also smoothed out by ordinary life, and the colorful flamboyance slowly receded, adding a little more calmness that they didn't have before.

There are a few young men who have taken foreign names, like Tony, Kevin, and Tommy, relying on their previous understanding of distribution, they have opened a shop together, and they have made art for people, and their lives are very nourishing, as if they have entered the show of Paris Fashion Week.

There are also some who are not very good, they changed careers to become disposable Internet celebrities, performed firecrackers on their crotch, and entered the palace as eunuchs the next day.

The crunchy ones that swallowed the chicken raw were also incorporated by Bei Ye, and now the expeditionary force formed has taken a rocket to the moon, ready to eat aliens, and what it means to become a man standing at the top of the food chain, I don't know if I can get it back.

There is also a live broadcast to kick the patrol carriage of the official mansion in order to increase fans, and it hasn't been released yet, so young people must not imitate it. ”

"Alas—" The old man couldn't help but sigh when he said this.

Walking through the long corridor, several people came to a large dark room that suddenly opened up.

In the large room, only a few rays of sunlight from the outside world came in through a small window, and it was impossible to see what was in the large room.

But in the darkness, the old man who was sighing suddenly stopped, and looked at Liu Suifeng's eyes that were shining, even a large area of darkness in the room could not hide the light in his eyes.

Liu Suifeng and the others really didn't understand what was wrong with the old man.

But with the "click" of the old man's hand, the entire roof of the pitch-black room was split in half, and the left and right retreated, allowing the sunlight overhead to shine in.

As the incoming lighting sunlight slowly exposed everything in the big room, Liu Suifeng and the others were completely stunned by the things in the big dark room.

Crankshaft balancing machine to change the internal structure of the engine, milling machine for expanding cylinders to increase exhaust volume, cylinder wall grinding machine!

The multi-cylinder engines, shining with a silver-gray metallic luster, were like sleeping beasts, lying quietly in this large room.

The cylinder heads are also neatly arranged, with three-valve, two-valve, four-valve, and five-valve valves.

A wide variety of turbochargers and superchargers can also be found everywhere.

Of course, several of the cars of the funeral team were also quietly displayed in the large room, as if waiting for the driver to wake up.

After so many years, it is still spotless and shiny, which shows how much the old man usually loves these cars and parts, and he may have to wipe them three times a day before he sleeps.

Seeing these things, Liu Suifeng and a few people knew that this big dark room was the modification workshop of the funeral team!

"Heh, I said it, there will definitely be something you want in my store, if you want to catch up with Lingnan Cheshen 123, you can't do it without them. ”

The old man looked at Liu Suifeng and the others were stunned by his treasures, and there was a little more smug between his eyebrows.

"Thank you, thank you, I didn't expect you to be so nice, old man, to provide these things for free!" Liu Suifeng also thanked the old man who was smoking with a pipe.

"Ahem, ahem!"

But hearing Liu Suifeng's words, the old man, who was still smoking proudly, almost choked to death without being smoked, especially when he heard the word "free", he coughed violently a few times before he eased up.

"Hey, hey, hey, when did I say I'm going to give it to you for free!"

"Not free?"

"Ahem-phew! It's free! If you don't have any money, get out of here, and give me the honest push of your scrapped broken car!"

"Hey, hey, hey, I said, old man, if it's not free, it's not free, can you stop spitting if you don't agree with each other, you can spit on the quilt, can you still 'cough-phew!' every time before spitting!"

"No, I've told you so much, but I didn't expect it to be all a few poor bastards, see if I don't kill you!"

"Ahem!"

"Ahem!"

"Fog grass! Fog grass! Stop, stop! Don't vomit! Can't we give money! Don't stop! I'm going to cut you down on behalf of the people of Dahua! Purify the public environment!"

"Hmm, the Blood-Destroying Blade?" the old man who kept babbling looked at the knife hidden in the black scabbard that Liu Suifeng revealed, and suddenly stopped and looked at it carefully.

"Yo ho! Even if you know the goods, I'm afraid! This knife of mine was given to me by the old coward of Emperor Hua Wen himself, and he will behead the emperor and the slanderer! You can give me some leisure!"

But I saw that the old man suddenly looked at Liu Suifeng in disbelief, "You are Liu Suifeng?"

"Exactly! Liu Suifeng is here!" Although he didn't understand why the old man reacted like this, Liu Suifeng responded with confidence.

"Eh! You turned out to be Liu Suifeng! Why didn't you say it earlier! I wouldn't have cheated you if I said it earlier!" the old man suddenly changed his attitude.

"For the sake of a woman I never knew, I have involved half of Dahua's millions of soldiers and horses, smashed the entire Guanlong Group, and liberated the people of Taiyuan, who are in dire straits, you can say it earlier! Come on, come on, sign me first and leave a souvenir! Use a car or something, use it casually! Modify it or something, change it at will!"

"Uh..." Liu Suifeng was also a little at a loss, he didn't expect that he would simply be unaccustomed to seeing it for a while and have a wave of chaos, and he would be praised so high in people's hearts.

"Click!" the old man also failed the switch again, only to see that the cars, engines, and engines in the original modification workshop suddenly turned to the floor where they were placed, and a batch was completely changed.

"Uh... What is this?" Liu Suifeng saw this scene of the tanuki changing the prince, and he didn't understand the situation.

The old man was also a little embarrassed, "These are what I really treasure, those before were just laymen who were used to deceive you people with a lot of stupid money, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, you said you were Liu Suifeng before, so you won't make a misunderstanding, ahahaha." ”

"......" Liu Suifeng and the others really didn't expect that the old man's routine in this black shop was so deep, if it was someone else, he would have been cheated and there would be no underwear left.

"Okay, don't delay any longer, although these cars were at the peak level back then, but that was more than ten years ago, and now I use it again, but I can't run those cars now, I'm seizing the time to help you change, it's not too early, don't delay the food competition in Qiumingshan tonight." ”

After that, the old man put on work gloves, put on eyepieces to protect his eyes, and began to control the machine to "ding-tink" and start to modify.

On a tree in the distance, several mysterious people in green camouflage clothes also looked at the busy Liu Suifeng people through the wide open roof of the workshop.

"Xiaoqing, are they going to drag racing?" asked the old man in camouflage clothes who poked his blind eyes.

"Uh... Yes, my lord. The woman in camouflage with purple lips replied.

"Clusters!" there was a sound of leaves shaking.

A man in camouflage uniform with a thin face and a pointed chin also landed on a tree.

"How's the Iron Jade Mountain in Mochizuki Tower?"

The pointed chin did not answer, but took out a bloodstained spatula with his hand and let the blind old man in camouflage clothes look at it.

"Oh, ah, that's good. The old man also praised.

It's just that he still looked at Xiaoqing with some concern, "Xiaoqing, the matter of killing so many people in charge won't be exposed, right?"

"No, it won't. I only heard Xiaoqing move her purple-black lips and replied without hesitation.

"As long as I cast my Stygian Gu on the corpse, the Stygian Gu will naturally manipulate and drill into the hearts of those deceased, constantly beating, and bringing those people back to life under my control.

And in the time that I don't have control, they can also automatically generate behaviors that match their identities based on their past personalities and living habits.

Whether it is martial arts or physical condition, it is the same as when they were alive, there is no difference, even their dearest and beloved family members, it is impossible to find anything wrong. ”

"It's just that the food is much more unpalatable than before, and I still haven't analyzed the reason for this, but everything is the same as when I was born, even the rhythm of the heartbeat and the contraction of the muscles, but I can't make the same excellent cooking as before, and I really don't understand. ”

Xiaoqing said in the end, but he could only shake his head.

But I only heard the blind old man say leisurely, "Actually, it's not exactly the same, because they have no heart, maybe cooking and martial arts are also the same, without care, it is impossible to comprehend the true meaning." ”

"Hmm, heart?" Xiao Qing listened to the old man's words, and then remembered that the dead who were controlled by him were still not exactly the same, because their hearts had been replaced by the Immortal Silk Gu.

This was dialed a little, and I fully understood.

"But this difference is not in the way, ordinary people can't taste it, and it shouldn't be in the way. The old man said.

"Okay, Xiaoqing, let's not talk about it, let's go to other places to continue to visit the spoon master first, you just stay, follow these boys." ”

"What, why did I stay!" Xiaoqing was a little unwilling when he heard the old man's words.

I just think that with her strength, she shouldn't be left behind to do such a boring thing as a few people in charge, she should go to other places to visit other people.

Seeing that other people in camouflage uniforms left in a flash, I was very unwilling.

But I saw the old man gently stroked her head, "Xiaoqing, it's not that the teacher doesn't believe in your strength, it's just that you are the key to all of this, and you can't afford to make any mistakes, you know?"

"Got it, Master. Xiaoqing, who was gently touched by the old man, also seemed to understand the old man's intentions, and his care for the old man also made her heart a little warmer.

"By the way, what kind of food is the Qiu Ming Mountain fighting for this time?" the old man just wanted to leave, but suddenly stopped and asked curiously.

"It's a roasted whole lamb and a matching supreme barbecue set. ”

"Is this this?" the old man couldn't help but swallow when he heard Xiaoqing's answer.

He only remembered that Liu Suifeng and his master had brought him to eat before.

Roasted whole lamb is golden and buttery on the outside, brown and crispy, and soft and tender on the inside.

Coupled with that matching supreme barbecue set, a large pot of fist-sized oysters, served with minced garlic and chili, it is simply addictive.

Strings of fat and thin charcoal-grilled fat cows, bite down, the overflowing mouth of sesame oil makes the lean meat roasted by the charcoal fire extremely delicious.

There is also the grilled eggplant, which blooms the eggplant skin from the middle with a knife, liberating the shredded eggplant that has already been roasted inside, and adding minced meat, minced garlic, and chili peppers, the taste is so delicious that the shark people can't wait to eat the eggplant skin, the charcoal stained with eggplant juice, and even the oven used to roast the eggplant.

The half-cooked and undercooked grilled fish slowed down the rhythm of gobbling up, allowing diners who were originally only interested in binge eating to brag and pretend to be forced to brag to each other.

After opening a few cold beers, it is even more of a race against the living immortals, which is simply a paradise on earth at midnight!

"Alas, it's a pity, I won't be able to eat it in the future. The old man swallowed a lot of saliva, then he held back his memories, and looked at Xiaoqing with some regret, "Xiaoqing, when these boys leave here, that barbecue master, I will trouble you to visit, no problem, right? Remember, you must not touch Liu Suifeng without permission, that person is very dangerous." ”

"Yes, sir, no problem. ”

But Xiao Qing looked at the old man's figure and disappeared, only touching a few fallen leaves, and his expression suddenly changed, "Liu Suifeng? ”

With that, the woman jumped off the tree, and the purple-black on her lips suddenly faded.