Chapter 424: Bragging and Shocking
"Then why did you come to me if you have a way?" The more Short listened, the more he felt that Ah Huan was now in a state of being frightened and unmastered, and he was trying to pretend to be Gatling here!
Abbreviated as madness.
Men are not as good as women at this point, men are all virtuous, they are ruthless, and Nima is good at escaping reality.
Unlike women, each has its own characteristics, and so on.
Or is it better to be a woman......
At this time, Schott was surrounded by other little flowers except Ma Lu!
Hearing that Ah Huan turned out to be such a person, and this is how he perceives the relationship between men and women, they are simply embarrassed and angry, and they are all the rhythms of shooting Ah Huan on behalf of female compatriots!
Short covered the microphone with his hand, made a gesture to the little flowers, and whispered: "Don't listen to him, he's bragging!"
Bragging is amazing? Fresh!
In short, Short's face was thrown home by Ah Huan at this time, what kind of friend is this!
Hearing a little anger in Short's tone, Ah Huan hurriedly explained: "You asked me! I'm still guilty of telling the truth...... Besides, this trick is good to put aside, do you think I can use this trick to do this today? Xiao Fen's temper came up, and he didn't castrate me!"
"Can you not breathe without breathing?" Short said with a smile, "I was almost scared to death by you just now, you still know the severity, I will be home when you have been blinded......
"What kind of circle am I, just now, I will not be blinded when I talk to you like this, I feel that I am already a dead horse as a live horse doctor, it depends on who is hard...... Don't say it, after your enlightenment, I really remember a lot of happy times with Xiaofen, you know, compared to today's mistakes, my previous mistakes are not called mistakes......"
"Let's listen to it...... "Short look at the time, let him go, good people do it to the end, just be the listening work of this psychological counselor for the time being, ordinary men are like this, when they are frightened, they talk a lot, and they are all bragging, forget it, they are all brothers, let Ah Huan try to be happy first.
"That's a lot, for example, I forgot to change my underwear, I didn't throw my smelly socks in the laundry basket, I didn't ......," Ah Huan said excitedly, and it sounds like a rhythm that can't be stopped.
"It's okay, it's okay...... "There is no harm without comparison, how can this make Short embarrassed?
In this way, Ah Huan and Xiaofen's sexual happiness index is still quite high!
Short looked at the little flowers again, and sure enough, they were relieved one by one, but the red tide on their faces became more vivid one by one.
"Then you also know that this method is not easy to use today, besides, what else do you think can keep Xiaofen and make her change her mind?" Short continued to guide, "As long as you are creative, we will not worry about not being able to achieve it, you know, Moses Dada is very good, and we are now working on a platform to serve you like this spicy chicken ......"
"Trash, what, you call me trash?"
"!" Short didn't bother to explain to him, but cursed.
It's more effective to scold between buddies, Ah Huan suddenly understood, this "spicy chicken" is the title in the chicken game, and the buzzword that has been extended is also the meaning of garbage, but in this way, this spicy chicken is not garbage......
"Okay, okay, don't say anything, it's all tears if you talk too much, if you want me to provide a little way...... Otherwise, I can kneel on the keyboard, I can kneel on the watermelon, I can ......" Ah Huan said while thinking, very serious, can he be serious, this is about his happiness!
No matter what the move, but any move can be used.
"You mean that you are willing to accept all punishment?" said Short, thoughtfully, and without waiting for Ah Huan to reply, he added, "It is good to use this element of punishment......
The more Short thought about it, the more he thought it would take a try.
"What about kicking a broken leg?" Short suddenly thought of a trick.
"What, is it necessary to be so grand?"
When I was a child, I often heard the phrase "I'll break your dog's leg!" when I heard neighbors arguing, right?
"Gimmick, do you think Xiao Fen is really going to kick your leg off? Make a show and let her know that you are willing to break her leg for her, you know it's wrong, that's what it means......," Short added.
"This ...... It's okay, but how to kick it? Xiaofen can't see me now, I can't contact her. ”
"Otherwise, you stand by first, be ready to admit your mistakes, we said okay, admit your mistakes, do everything extremely, be sincere, show sincerity, understand?" Schott instructed.
"Understood!"
"Okay, hang up first, back to the couplet. ”
"Don't make me wait for such ......"
Before Ah Huan's voice landed, Short hung up the phone.
"Everyone's listening, right? Short said to the little flowers around him.
"This trick is ruthless, where did you learn it?" The little flowers are very curious, there is no lower limit to the use of Schott's bitter meat trick!
At this time, Kong Yao spoke, and saw that she simulated a scene, a template of a man and a woman, without faces, standing side by side, still standing on the deck of the sea, adding a tragic romanticism.
What is tragic romanticism?
Above the sea, the storm is coming, a suppressed energy condenses on the surface of the sea, the seagulls fly low, the air pressure is very low, and the mood is suitable!
Also, since it's a punishment between couples, although it's a rhythm to break your legs, you still have to have some romantic elements, right? This scene, like a luxury cruise ship, is very suitable for honeymoons!
"It's a good scene, it's okay...... "But how do you kick this leg?"
I saw the man in the scene standing against the guardrail, holding the railing tightly with both hands, looking trembling......
The woman began to exert force, two times and three times......
This leg by leg is really fierce!
Short looked frightened, and there was an inexplicable feeling of empathy!
"If you kick like this, you're going to break your leg, so how can you feel it?" asked Short again.
"It's very simple, just use a wearable companion device. Kong Yao said, simulating two guys like shin guards, "Bring this sensor to the leg, and the pain sensitivity and strength value can be set in the program, which can be set by the woman herself, and then just do it." ”
The simulation shows that this woman is really kicking...... The man's "ahhh......hh
"Wouldn't that be too ...... After a while?" Short hesitated and said, "Too cruel, isn't it?"
"Women are not cruel to men, so there must be restrictions on the promotion of this scene, and it must be specifically stated that it is only suitable for women to men. Kong Yao said, called up some simulation data, and said: "By the way, let's also sort it out, so far, what else do we need to improve and supplement these auxiliary applets, and we can add them together......