January 2, morning.

Sleet and few pedestrians on the road. The haze in the sky has been accumulating for a long time. Holding an umbrella, Qiao Mu's face in the rain, snow and lonely cold wind is the same.

There is a cold snap from Siberia that swept through the entire East China, and the cold air makes people feel uncomfortable, and the bone marrow is a little uncomfortable.

This weather is not suitable for filming, even the start-up ceremony.

It's just that they have already determined that it will be turned on today, and a certain master once said that today is an auspicious day for the zodiac, which is suitable for starting.

They are also very entangled, this kind of day, how to get the boot ceremony?

When the cold wind hit, Qiao Mu shivered, shook for a while, wrapped his coat, raised his neckline, and walked towards Shiyang's headquarters.

"Brother Qiao. ”

Coincidentally, the moment he entered the door, he met Nazha, who was bowing her head and wanted to walk out. The guy was wearing slim-fitting light down and black denim, and he looked very energetic.

Qiao Mu put away the umbrella and greeted her, "Naza! ”

"Early. ”

"You've all arrived?"

"It's all here, and it's time for you. ”

This group originally went to the set, but the weather was too bad to turn on, so they simply gathered at Shiyang to continue discussing the script.

On the way, he left the big guy and ran to buy breakfast. He shook the rain and snow on his arm, lowered his head and asked, "Where are you going?"

Nazha blushed, didn't speak, buried her head for a while, and said, "Go buy something." ”

"Where's the assistant?"

On a sleet day, Qiao Mu is in good health, and she can't stand the cold, can she be a sister?

It's not like you'll get out for a walk. Do everything by yourself, why hire a life assistant?

"Ah...... Some are inconvenient. Nazha said with her hands in the pockets of her down jacket.

"What's inconvenient to buy?"

Qiao Mu's eyes glanced into the distance, towards the LED light wall in the distance. Thinking about it, he coughed twice and said, "Ahem, you will buy it again after the meeting, and when the script is discussed, don't be a moth." ”

Nazha's face was strange, her face was panicked, and she said, "That's quite urgent. ”

Qiao Mu shook his head, he just didn't understand that young people were so bold now. Fortunately, now is not the filming period, he patted Nazha on the shoulder and said, "Forget it now, be honest when filming." ”

Nazha was stunned, can this thing still be controlled?

She rested somewhere, pestle for a few seconds, looked at Qiao Mu in a daze, and said, "I can't control myself." ”

"Well, you can do it yourself. Qiao Mu sighed and said regretfully.

He pondered: This man always has some quirks. It's normal to have your own, but you should always have a clear score between life and work, and even private and social, so don't mix it up.

Nazha looked at that face and was completely blindfolded, what do you mean?

"Then I'll go first. ”

"Let's go. ”

Then, there is the sound of light footsteps. This guy is very conscious at this time, with a height of 170+, he has not yet worn the height of hating, and he has not killed everyone in seconds, which is different from his usual style.

Qiao Mu glanced at the little white shoes twice, and then continued to look up, looking at the awkward pace, his head flashed, so it was.

He said, "You wait. ”

Nazha turned around and asked, "What's wrong?"

"You don't have an umbrella?"

"When we came, it didn't rain, it just got on set. ”

This thing is also quite mysterious, that is, before the opening ceremony, the university suddenly came, and thought that there was a problem with the weather forecast. I never thought that what should come will always come.

Qiao Mu handed over the umbrella and said teasingly: "Share the umbrella, two pieces an hour." ”

"Do I have to pay a deposit?" Nazha took the umbrella and took over the conversation.

"You're not in a hurry?"

Qiao Mu crossed his hands, looking at this guy curiously, and was he still in the mood to talk and laugh with himself?

"I forgot for a while, thank you Brother Qiao for the umbrella. Nazha said thankfully.

"It's okay, I'll see you later. ”

Qiao Mu said goodbye, and before leaving, he added: "Drink more hot water." ”

This sentence is good to die of, Qiao Mu realized it after a few minutes, it is very embarrassing, it looks like the spare tire on the goddess's WeChat list, drink a fart hot water?

In this case, you have to go out and have fun, you have to smoke, drink, perm your hair, and wear a swimsuit to go for winter swimming......

With a bored heart, he pushed open the door to the conference room, and it was quiet inside.

This is where the main creative team rests, which is actually a few main characters, plus the director.

President Lu Jin played by Qiao Mu, and assistant Xiao Meng played by Sun Yizhou, and in terms of female characters, it is the little chef Gu Shengnan played by Shi Shi, Gu Shengnan's best friend played by Nazha, Xu Zhaodi, who likes to eat food, and Zhang Xiaodu, the private female chef who will appear at the last moment.

Except for Nazha, who had already left, the group of people were scattered everywhere, chatting very boringly.

There was a vacant seat next to Shi Shi, and Qiao Mu sat down directly without thinking too much.

He put the breakfast paper bag in his hand on the table, pushed it in front of Shi Shi, and asked with a smile, "You two are so happy, what do you say?"

The Shishi guy was happy, lowered his head, and opened the box containing the deliciousness. With a slightly happy mood, he said: "There are three colors of spring lipsticks on the market in October, and I discussed with Junning which one looks good. ”

"......" Qiao Mu pursed his lips, looked at him with disdain, and did not speak.

"No, what's your expression?" asked Shishi.

"What is there to discuss about this kind of thing?"

Qiao Mu propped his chin, lay on the table, looked sideways at the young lady and said, "Instead of talking for a few hours to discuss the color of lipstick, you should go home and try it, experience it for yourself, and see the effect." ”

His words were full of disdain, and the atmosphere of looking at everyone was lo filled the entire conference room.

Shi Shi held her glasses, she said: "However, everyone's aesthetics are different, and I think it looks good, which doesn't mean it's popular now." Just like me, what I like, you don't like. ”

Qiao Mu said: "Then you can still discuss, eh, you don't have an aesthetic position yourself, what's the point of discussing with others?"

"Why not?" Shi Shi asked rhetorically.

Zhang Xiaodu, as Shishi's best friend, is also one of the focus of the topic, and she said: "It's normal for girls to be like this. We are happy to share our feelings, to make suggestions and references. ”

"Yes. ”

Shi Shi, who got Zhang Xiaodu's help, looked a little proud, and she also mocked: "You are always gossiping, isn't it more boring?"

Oops, can you still despise gossip when you talk about cosmetics?

He said: "That's different, gossip is also news." He belongs to the news in the entertainment section, and talking about gossip is actually a kind of information ingestion. ”

Shi Shi said, "So are we. For example, some lipsticks and eyeshadows have just been launched, and we don't communicate, how do we know if they are suitable or not?"

Pseudo-logic, proper. Qiao Mu said, "Then you can try it." ”

Zhang Xiaodao said: "There are many factors for this, it may be that there is no money, no time, ......."

"Eh, you're stupid. You don't have money, you don't work hard, do you go and discuss which cosmetics are good, can you afford them? As for the lack of time, then you have time to chat?"

Shi Shi was particularly speechless, she picked up the spoon, poked his face with the tail, and said, "You go and don't talk to us." ”

"Boring. ”

……

"Have you started?"

Nazha, who came back from a hurry, was still carrying a bag of snacks in her hand. She walked in and rested on the table, and when she saw a group of people reading the script with their heads buried in their heads, she asked curiously.

Only Qiao Mu was holding his legs, playing games with his mobile phone, and said lightly: "No, aren't you here?"

"I'm sorry to delay everyone. Nazha said.

"It's okay, it's almost ready to go. ”

Xu Hongyu looked around, glanced around, and then said: "Then let's start, let's talk about the script first, and talk about my own views and opinions." ”

"Tsk...... What do you think?"

Qiao Mu smashed his mouth, this plot is quite simple, the character structure is not complicated, it is very simple, and there are not many problems. After he pushed away the enemy crystal, he put away his phone and said, "That, I think when the script was written, there was less intimacy." ”

The corners of Shi Shi's eyes twitched for a while, this guy is not serious, and the script is the framework he mentioned.

"It's okay on my side. Derpy said.

"Nope. ”

"No, there isn't. ”

Sun Yizhou and Nazha also raised their hands and echoed, whether they control the role or not, they can't say that they haven't eaten thoroughly, it's a matter of face.

Xu Hongyu clasped his hands together, and he said tangledly: "Then what should we do next?"

Qiao Mu also fell into deep thought, and he asked, "What are we trying to shrink here like this?"

Shi Shi said: "The weather forecast has said, there is sleet today, you have to pick today." ”

"Eh, can I be blamed for this? It's the pot of the operations department, the master they invited, what is a good day today. ”

Qiao Mu argued, and then said the same: "Otherwise, let's play mahjong, right?"

Shi Shi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said depressedly, "Let's disperse first, go back?"

"Wait, maybe the snow will stop. ”

Qiao Mu then counted the number of people, broke the number of assistants, and said, "The number of people is about the same, come to the American version of the werewolf to kill and pass the time?"

Shi Shi asked, "How to play?"

"We still discuss the script, and if there is anything unreasonable, we can point it out. Xu Hongyu took off his glasses and wiped them and said.

Qiao Mu glanced at it, and he said, "Then let's choose a name for that dog, shall we?"

There is a pet dog in the plot, which is Gu Shengnan's dog, which is the existence of enriching the character, and the purpose is to improve the character itself. Shi Shi asked, "Isn't it the boss?"

"No, I mean the dog that the crew bought. ”

"Why do you have a name? Just call the boss. ”

"It's a vulgar name, it's not interesting. ”

Shi Shi rolled his eyes and said, "It's just a dog, just shout casually." ”

"Eh, no, you're looking down on dogs, aren't you? On behalf of dog lovers, I strongly condemn you, what do you mean?" Qiao Mu said.

Shi Shi pushed his chest and said, "Just boss, it's good." ”

Boredom, Qiao Mu held back for a long time, and said, "Play other games?"

"What game?"

"We specify the scene, say what's in the scene and describe it, but we can't repeat it. ”

"And then?"

"We time for a minute, and the last person to say it loses. ”

Shi Shi held his hand and said, "Is it interesting?"

If you don't have a color head, it's naturally boring. So Qiao Mu said: "Those who lose must be punished." ”

"What punishment?"

"Why don't you invite the big guys to dinner in the evening?"

Sun Yizhou, who was sitting on the side, said, "Can you bring your family, friends, or the like?"

Qiao Mu glanced at it and said, "No problem." ”

Sun Yizhou nodded and said, "Okay, I'll participate." ”

"Nazha, what about you?" Qiao Mu looked at Nazha and asked.

"I'll play too."

Xu Hongyu looked at the guy and looked at him, he shook his head and said, "I'll continue to add the script of the storyboard." ”

Qiao Mu breathed a sigh of relief, and he said, "That's right, this game is enough for five people." ”

Xu Hongyu covered his head, put his glasses on the table, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, he got up and said, "I'll go out and smoke a cigarette." ”

His mood is broken, is it so difficult to direct a work by himself?

was once picked by Qiao Mu and many opponents, and thought that he was about to reach the peak of his life, but he didn't know that he had gone to boundless hell.

He feels that the difficulty of being a director in Shiyang should be the most terrifying, a group of main creators are busy playing games and have no intention of filming. If he is playing a game, then the name of the game must be "The Soul of Shiyang".

Qiao Mu licked his lips, set a one-minute countdown, and said, "The scene is set in this conference room, no problem, right?"

Sun Yizhou said with some excitement: "Let's start." ”

Qiao Mu nodded and said, "I'm sorry, I came to the conference room first There are men who are engaged in the profession of actors." The next designated poem answers, that is, the topic I just said, can't be repeated. ”

Shi Shi pinched his waist, what about this guy's daughter-in-law? She said, "There are women." The next Jun Ning. ”

Qiao Mu raised his hand and said, "What kind of woman do you want to describe it?" ”

Shi Shi pursed his mouth and said, "A good-looking woman." ”

Derpy asked, "Isn't it possible for men and women to speak?"

Qiao Mu said, "Yes. ”

"That's a pity, I would have liked to say good-looking men. ”

"Thank you for the compliment, but don't delay your time. Qiao Mu saw through Zhang Xiaodu's tactics at a glance, she undoubtedly wanted to spend the last time, and then dump the pot for others.

Derpy smiled and said, "There's a script we discussed. Naza. ”

Nazha said, "There are chic conference tables. Sun Yizhou. ”

"Well, there's an appliance that's in use. Mr. Qiao. ”

Qiao Mu squinted his eyes and looked around, he said, "There are trash cans with all kinds of garbage. It's your turn, Shishi. ”

"Decorative plants. ”

"There was an animal that broke in unexpectedly, which is the boss. ”

"There's an alien that has accidentally broken in. ”

Qiao Mu squinted his eyes, and he said, "No." Naza, you're an alien, aren't you? Won't you be able to cram anything here?"

Nazha explained, "Aliens exist, and they might break in by accident. ”

"No, you're not reliable, unless you can prove that you're really an alien. ”

"The phone?"

"Mobile phones are also electrical appliances. ”

"That, the takeaway that was delivered in by the takeaway guy. Sun Yizhou continued. ”

Sun Yizhou said: "There is the fabric I am wearing. ”

Qiao Mu said calmly: "There is the water I have drunk." ”

When it was Shi Shi's turn, she frowned, stood up, and scolded everyone. said: "Don't be so boring, as an actor, can't you read the script well?

Xu Hongyu was outside the door, and when he heard this angry reprimand, he couldn't help clapping his palms and said with emotion: "It's still the director who understands the director, these guys are too boring." ”

He didn't know that the current animals, plants, water, and sundries had all been finished, and Shi Shi's imagination was blocked, her brain was not big enough, and she was short of words......