158, You Old Man is amazing
Liu Xin held his round stomach and walked slowly on the street.
Eliminate food, Liu Xin didn't hold back the glutinous rice balls in the morning and ate more, but the glutinous rice was already swollen, and now it's okay, but it can't be supported.
"Young man, what's wrong, is she pregnant?"
This nasty voice, you don't have to think about it, you know, it's the nasty person of Old Man You. It was strange this time that he didn't carry the birdcage he never left with him. On the contrary, he held two top lion heads in his hands, and kept finishing them, and he even had a pipe in his mouth, and exhaled with a thick smell of smoke.
"Old man You, you look like this, if you were somewhere else, you would be beaten!!"
couldn't help it, Liu Xin still wanted to damage him, this is the way the two get along. Both of them are used to it, and they don't have to deliberately change anything.
"He dares, if anyone dares to beat your uncle and me, you won't help?"
"Die, you dead old man, I won't die if I beat you!!"
"Hey, hey, I said you kid, are you pregnant, why do you walk on the street with a big belly early in the morning, and you are not afraid of affecting weathering. ”
"I can't help it, I ate too much in the morning, and I came out to eat. What about you, with a pipe in your mouth, what are you trying to do, burn the mountain!!"
"Burn fart, are you going to burn it for me this day?"
"Hmph...."
"Let's go, your uncle and I are fine this morning, I'll go shopping with you. First of all, if you go to the dead priest's house, I won't accompany you. ”
"Cut...."
I don't know what the situation of this old man is, anyway, he is a hundred unhappy to go to the house of the Impermanent Daoist. Liu Xin couldn't understand why this old man was so unaccustomed to it. But it doesn't matter, anyway, it's just to eat, just take a walk.
"Let's go, let's go shopping. By the way, dead old man, why is it the New Year's Day, or are you shopping alone?"
"Hey, you kid don't know!!! This guy is so good, I can go to the fireworks street at night. You say no, do you want everything, this time I'm in for a treat. ”
"You're going to die...."
"Die, die, I'm going to die on my wonderful belly, that skin like snow, and that.... Ahem... What are you looking at, get out of here, go aside. ”
"Holy shit, this dead old man, he's talking nonsense again!!"
"For people who play chess badly, I can only say that they can go as far as they can from him. ”
"Damn, I also play chess, and he also played the landlord last time. ”
"No!!Fried Jinhua again, I said how he keeps winning, it turns out to be a thousand people!!"
"You kid, I know now, the famous King Raippi. ”
"I'll go, be careful next time!!"
Liu Xin looked at Old Man You speechlessly, he couldn't imagine that the other party was so unpopular, it seems that on this road of hatred, this Old Man You can only be imitated, never surpassed!!
"The kid next to him shouldn't be a good person, and he should pay attention in the future, maybe it's also a little lai!!"
"I'll remember that!!"
Liu Xin: "......."
If you follow this angry and resentful old man You, you must have a strong ability to adapt. Otherwise, if he doesn't anger you to death, other people's strange eyes can kill you.
"Young man, I said you can go, don't hold your waist, I'm not used to your uncle. ”
Liu Xincai didn't care what Old Man You said, and walked on his own. You old man, you can't talk to him, the more you talk, the more energetic you become.
"Xiao Liu, your uncle and I recently heard another joke. ”
Liu Xin: "....."
"You ask me, you don't ask me what I say, I don't say it's uncomfortable, you say you...."
"Then you're going to be uncomfortable!!"
"Uh.... That's not right!!"
"Don't talk to me, in case you're idle, you go play with your birds. ”
"Birds, my birds can't be played casually, only in Fireworks Street. ”
"his uncle, I really met him, I believe in his evil!!"
Liu Xin wanted to get rid of this person quickly, and then go back to stay. At this moment, the best thing to do is to go to the house of the Impermanence Daoist.
"Hey, hey, old man You, I'm going to the house of Impermanence Dao, are you going?"
With a gloomy smile, Liu Xin said. Old Man You, who was about to talk endlessly, was suddenly stuck.
"Gah.... Boy, you can't do it, I told the uncle that I won't go to that stinky Taoist priest's house. ”
Angry, Old Man You was upset, and almost put the two lion heads on Liu Xin's head, and the cigarette stick in his mouth almost fell off.
"It seems that if there is one person in this world who can cure Old Man You, it is only that impermanence Taoist. ”
"If you don't believe it, then you can come along!!"
After speaking, Liu Xin walked towards the impermanence Taoist family. Impermanence Daoist and Daotong Qingfeng seem to be preparing to live here for a long time. So, opened a pharmacy. However, it is really puzzling to open a pharmacy in the nine-story building.
Watching Liu Xin walk towards the home of the Impermanence Daoist, this old man You was really anxious.
"Uncle, I'm not kidding you, don't go to that guy's place. ”
Hurriedly came to Liu Xin's side, Old Man You spoke in a consultative tone. It's a pity that Liu Xin ignored him and continued to walk on his own.
"Hey, can you make a discussion??"
"No, I can't. ”
"Don't go for it, okay?"
"No, it doesn't. ”
"Uncle, I don't want to go. ”
"It's my business!"
"Boy, you're ruthless. ”
"It's over. ”
"Okay, I've got a killer idea. ”
"It doesn't matter. ”
"Really...."
"Of course. ”
Liu Xin answered with certainty, and the pace was still accelerating.
"You kid forced me, don't blame me for my tricks. ”
"If you have the ability, you can take it out, if I believe it, I will lose. ”
"Damn scum, five hundred years of mulberry trees and a hundred years of black snakes, are you sure you won't stay?"
"What!!"
Liu Xin exclaimed in surprise and immediately stopped. Then, he turned to look at Old Man You suddenly.
"What do you mean?"
"It's not interesting, that's what you think. ”
"How do you know?" Liu Xin's tone was very gloomy, and he looked at Old Man You deadly.
"Hey, hey, that stinky Taoist priest, naturally he will prescribe these medicines. Your little girlfriend, without these things, her eyes will never be able to regain her sight. How about it, Uncle will always be your uncle!!"
Triumphant, with that arrogant look, Liu Xin really wanted to beat him. However, reason prevailed and decided to let him go for the time being.
"Where are you still going to impermanence?"
Hold your hands to your chest and your right hand on your pipe. At the same time, the lion's head in the left hand keeps spinning and turning!!
"No..... go"
"Well, good doll, yes, yes, uncle is very optimistic about you. ”
"Are you still ruthless to the uncle?"
"No.... Vicious.... up...."
Word by word, Liu Xin gritted his teeth and said. However, this is normal. I have been uncomfortable looking for each other for so long, and now it's finally my turn.
This is really the news of the present world, and I am speechless.
"Hey, hey, that's right!!Come on, come on, I'll find a place to sit down with my uncle, and then listen to your uncle slowly!!"
"I.... Lao Tzu is your uncle!!"
I was sad and angry in my heart, but I didn't say it. There was no way, for the sake of Lin Yunyi's eyes, Liu Xin endured it. Walking over step by step, the two of them found a place to sit down.
"Tell me, where can I find these two things?"
"It's so simple to want to talk about it, it's not okay. ”
Old Man You is addicted, this is the first time he has asked Liu Xin, a little stubborn donkey, to be obedient, not to toss, how to be worthy of his own news.
"You...."
I wanted to go crazy, but in the end I softened.
"Forget it, what do you want!!"
Liu Xin's attitude made Old Man You very satisfied. Smoking a cigarette, then playing with the lion's head, and finally Erlang crossed his legs.
"Alas, this person is old, and his back hurts after exercising, if someone pinches my shoulder, it will be beautiful!!"
That cheap and embarrassed look is really easy to find. After being speechless for a while, Liu Xin walked behind Old Man You and slowly pinched him.
"Ouch.... Oh my mom, it's so cool, it's comfortable... Oh hey!!Ouch hey.... My dear mother, I'm going to die!!."
"Alright, stop screaming, hurry up!!"
"Well, you listen up...."
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