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Yan Yuchen was in a dilemma, and in desperation, he had no choice but to nod and agree.

In the first round of assessment, Jiang Feifei naturally came first.

"Listen, apprentice, I won't embarrass you as a teacher. Let's take the people and things around us as the theme, compose a poem on the spot, if you can make it, whether you win or not as a teacher, you will pass the test, how about it?"

Jiang Feifei shook the folding fan in his hand that he didn't know where to take it out, and said with the appearance of a literati and ink artist.

Yan Yuchen said respectfully: "Master, please." ”

Jiang Feifei "coughed", cleared her throat, and the folding fan in her hand suddenly pointed to the green cow opposite, shaking her head and reading: "I have a cow, the body is as strong as a dog, and the eyes are big, the hooves are big, and the bullwhip is big, so it is ugly!"

After a poem, Dong Dong hurriedly clapped his hands next to him and said: "Good poem! Good poem! Miss is amazing!"

The little black bird also said with a flattering face: "Miss is really a rare genius poet in the world, admire, admire!"

Qingniu muttered in a low voice on the side: "Miss is really enough, you have to recite this poem to me every day, it's too disrespectful to me." ”

Yan Yuchen was stunned and said, "Master, why are there a few more words in this five-character quatrain? And how can a cow be as strong as a dog? And ......?"

Jiang Feifei immediately said with a straight face: "This is a sentence newly invented for the teacher, what's the matter, do you think the poem for the teacher is not good?"

The corners of Yan Yuchen's mouth twitched, and he had to praise against his will: "Good poetry! It's so wet! Shizun is really a natural wet person, it's really peerless." ”

"Alright, stop, it's your turn. ”

Jiang Feifei waved her hand, looking proud.

Yan Yuchen turned his head, looked at the bird master standing opposite, groaned for a while, and then opened his mouth and said: "I have a bird, the appearance is black and pretty, the ugly girl bows her head, the beauty screams, the moon is dark and the wind is high, the bird loves to make trouble the most, and when the beauty cries, it laughs under the crotch!"

“……”

As soon as this poem came out, everyone fell silent.

The little black bird was stunned for a while, and said, "Boy, why do you think you are scolding you?"

The green cow next to him said unsatisfied: "I think it's good, this poem is very good, it's delicious enough, I like it." ”

Dongdong blushed, and said coquettishly: "Childe is really bad, necrotic." ”

Jiang Feifei pondered for a while, shook her head and said disparagemently: "No, apprentice, your literary style is still not as good as being a teacher, look at your quatrain, there are so many words, and it is still very vulgar, and it does not have a meaningful meaning in the poem of being a teacher." ”

Qingniu secretly slandered: "Miss compares me to a dog, and says that I have a big bullwhip, isn't this vulgar and very meaningful? ”

Yan Yuchen said with a smile: "The disciple is naturally not comparable to the master, but the master is still powerful, the first in the world, the poetry is unparalleled, no one can compare, and the whole universe is shocked." ”

"Okay, okay, count you through, look at your mouth, licking the horse's ass so smoothly, and being a teacher is also drunk. ”

Jiang Feifei generously let him pass the first game.

can say that patting the horse's ass is licking the horse's buttocks, which can be regarded as a peerless wet man.

"Alright, let's start the second game, huh, what about the dead bird?"

The little black bird, which was still swaying next to him just now, didn't know when it slipped away.

Qingniu immediately stepped forward and said: "Let me Lao Niu come to the second game first, boy, my assessment is simpler, you only need to tell a joke, you can make the corners of my mouth grin, and I will pass the test." ”

Yan Yuchen thought for a while, smiled slightly, and said: "One day, the Bull Demon King and the Bird Master went to the mountain to play, and the Bull Demon King saw that the mountain peak was majestic and blocked the way, so he was arrogant, picked up an axe and split the mountain in front of him in half. ”

Qingniu made a wooden face and said excitedly: "It turns out that my old cow is so awesome, and what about it, continue." ”

Yan Yuchen continued: "After the majestic mountain was easily split in half by the Bull Demon King, the Bull Demon King turned his head and proudly asked the bird master beside him, "Little bird, do you think I'm a bull?"

"And then?"

Jiang Feifei was also interested, and couldn't help but ask.

Yan Yuchen said with a smile: "Then, the bird master shook his head, disdainfully said, don't look at it." ”

Qingniu's face was full of doubts, and he said, "Why does it say it won't look at it?"

Yan Yuchen shrugged his shoulders and did not answer immediately.

"Poof!"

Jiang Feifei suddenly laughed without warning, and then collapsed directly on the ground, laughing to death, slapping the ground vigorously, as if she was about to die.

Dong Dong looked dazed and said, "Miss, why don't you think Dong Dong is funny." ”

Qingniu also looked confused by the second monk, and said: "Boy, explain quickly, if I don't laugh, you won't be able to pass the test." ”

Yan Yuchen glanced left and right, and saw that the bird master was not there, Fang said in a low voice: "The Bull Demon King said, little bird, do you think I am a cow? The bird master misunderstood his words, thinking that he wanted it to look at his bull, so he said no." ”

“……”

When Qingniu heard this, he was stunned for a while, but suddenly he was furious and said: "You bastard! My old cow is a male, where did you come from?"

Yan Yuchen saw that not only did he not laugh, but he became angry, and suddenly secretly screamed bad luck, this second game did not pass!

Who knew that after the green cow scolded angrily, it suddenly turned around and ran frantically, laughing as it ran, laughing so hard that it was almost out of breath, and shouted in its mouth: "No! No! My old cow's cow is about to laugh! Hahahaha......"

“……”

Yan Yuchen stayed in place for a while, then turned his head to look at Jiang Feifei, who was still lying on the ground holding his stomach and laughing, and said, "Master, I have also passed the second level." ”

Dongdong, who was standing next to him, obviously hadn't reacted to what was funny about this joke, scratched his head in confusion, and said with a shy face: "Childe, it's time for Knock Dong, but the third game needs to be at night, in Childe's hut, Knock Dong will first strip naked, let Childe count from top to bottom, then from bottom to top, and then from outside to inside......"

"It's time! It's time for the master! The third game is the master's, don't grab anyone!"

At this moment, the flowers next to him suddenly dispersed, and the disappeared bird jumped out of it with excitement on his face.

Between its wings, there is a trumpet, wood-colored guitar!

Yan Yuchen had a shocked expression on his face and said, "Master Bird, this ...... Where did you get this thing?"

But if you look closely, there are only three strings on the guitar, and there are no frets and sound holes, and there are many things that a guitar should have.

It turned out to be a knockoff.

Yan Yuchen smiled bitterly.

The bird master held the cottage little guitar with a complacent face and said: "Envy, admire, surprise, shock? Boy, let me tell you, this is a musical instrument invented by the master himself, which is more than the flute Xiao Ah and other ox forks, can play and sing by himself, come and come, see the master show you a paragraph, let you worship and worship." ”

The bird master looked like the emperor was standing tall when he saw a hillbilly, holding a small guitar, and began to play with it.