Chapter 133: The Farm is on Fire
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On September 28, colleges and universities across the country basically ended their military training.
That night, a Weibo posted in the middle of the night became completely popular in just a few hours.
The owner of Weibo is called Brother Zheng forever, and the Weibo he posted is as follows.
"In this world, is there anyone more wronged than me? I work hard and conscientiously, never complain every time I work overtime, and my performance has always been very good, but because our boss caught me stealing his food twice in the middle of the night, he fired me!"
At the back of Weibo, they also gave a look at their boss.
Originally, this was just an ordinary Weibo complaining about life.
There is nothing whimsical and novel.
However, just this Weibo unexpectedly became popular.
In just a few hours, there are thousands of comments below, and there are 70,000 or 80,000 views.
Brother Zheng originally just wanted to vent on Weibo, complaining about the company's leaders bullying people with their hands, and begging for comfort on Weibo by the way.
After posting Weibo, the eternal brother ran out for supper.
Usually his Weibo, the number of comments is never more than ten, and the number of views is not more than 100, so after posting Weibo this time, he never thought about whether this Weibo could become popular, he only hopes that when he comes back, it will be good to be able to see a few words of comfort on Weibo.
However, what he didn't expect was that not only did he not seek comfort from netizens, but even this seemingly ordinary Weibo became popular at a speed he couldn't imagine.
It's just that although the Weibo he posted became popular, looking at the comments of netizens, Brother Forever almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
"Dude, it's okay, you stole the boss's food, just got fired, it's already your boss's mercy, my side, there was an employee who stole the boss's food, and the boss found a real PK in the house!"
"Forever Brother Zheng, don't feel that your leader has done wrong! Between you and your leader, there is only a relationship of interest, me and my mother, or relatives, the day before yesterday I set the alarm clock in the middle of the night to steal her dishes, until now, she has not cooked for me, she has to steal it back from my vegetable field to forgive me! Hmph, but I, how can I give in so easily, even if I eat instant noodles every day, I will never let the vegetables I have worked so hard to grow be stolen!"
"Brother Zheng may have ignored the importance of the vegetable field, my grandma is sixty years old, since she played stealing vegetables, now she sets an alarm clock every night, gets up to steal vegetables, whoever dares to steal her, she is in a hurry with whom, hey, this game is poisonous!"
"It feels bad, my dad is too obsessed with stealing vegetables, the pot is burned when cooking, my mother asked me to persuade him to stop playing, now my mom farm is level ten, I am level nine, in addition, ask for a wave of farm friends, there is no fertilizer to disrupt the time, the vegetables will be stolen by my father and my mother!"
"Cut, what are you guys, the day before yesterday my daughter-in-law was about to give birth, and she had to stay at home and not go to the hospital, and she had to steal vegetables before going. Then I finally stole it, went to the hospital immediately, and gave birth immediately after arriving at the hospital, without any delay at all. ”
"Brother Zheng forever, listen to my persuasion, hurry up and apologize to your boss, and then thank him for his grace of not killing, a guy like you who steals the leader's dishes, but doesn't let the leader steal it, I will kill ninety-nine in a day!"
"Brother Zheng, let me tell you a true story about me, on our street, both of them are in their fifties, and they agreed that the old man would steal vegetables on the night of Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and July, but the old man overslept on Sunday, and then the old couple quarreled about this matter until they divorced, and your boss just fired you, which is merciful enough!"
"Hmph, my brother often steals my food, I can't steal him, and now I've deleted him!"
Forever Brother Zheng's Weibo, most of them are comments that speak for his boss and tell him the seriousness of the matter.
Of course, in addition to these comments, there are some little budding new, who don't know what stealing vegetables is, and seek knowledge on Weibo.
"Wait a minute, everyone, please listen to me, who can tell me what the hell is for stealing vegetables? Aren't vegetables planted in the ground? Can you steal them with a computer? Besides, don't you think it's a shame to be a thief when you steal from and about? Why is it that everyone who steals other people's food has a smug tone?"
"The upstairs is from ancient times, right? I don't even know how to steal vegetables!"
"I'm sorry, the mountains are only connected to the Internet, and I want to popularize it!"
"The stealing vegetables in our mouths are the QQ farm attached to the network communication software QQ, after the farm is opened, we can grow vegetables and fruits and other plants in it, the plant is ripe, it takes a cycle, ranging from a few minutes to a few hours, and even later I heard that there are still a few days to mature advanced plants. Once the plants are ripe, they can be harvested, but in addition to the owner, there are also friends who can come to your farm and steal vegetables. Suppose you plant a grass plant, and when it matures, you can produce ten grasses, and if you don't harvest it immediately, you may have a lot of friends who will steal your grass, and you can steal up to ten units of grass, and only four units will be stolen!"
"Oh! It turned out to be a QQ farm.,My classmates around me are using it.,There's their name on the news every day lately.,I thought it was just for chatting and didn't download it.,It turns out that there's such a fun thing.,Thank you for the popularity upstairs.,I'll download one and try it!"
"Don't open the ranch upstairs, add a friend and let me invite you to open it, in this way, we can all get fertilizer rewards!"
"Brother, don't listen to him, add me as a friend, let me invite you to open a farm, and I can give you a good movie website in private chat!"
looked at the comments one by one, and the eternal brother wanted to cry without tears.
What's wrong with the world? What's wrong with everyone's worldview?
I was fired just for stealing the boss's food from the alarm clock at night, just this little thing, um... Well, it's not a small thing, but it's not a big deal, and I was fired by my boss, not only did you not comfort me, but you also helped my boss speak on the Internet, what about your conscience?
Doesn't it mean that Huaxia's screen name is the kindest and most righteous in the world? Where is this justice? Where is the kindness?
On the morning of September 29th.
The heated discussion about stealing vegetables continues to ferment.
Overnight, the whole people began to discuss the topic of stealing vegetables.
On the noon news, several media and TV stations reported on the recent hot vegetable stealing incident.
In the eyes of the media, most of the media have a derogatory connotation for stealing vegetables from QQ Farm.
After all, stealing, in this society, is a symbol of depravity and vulgarity, and it is difficult to ascend to the hall of elegance.
And the thief is also an existence that is hated by people and shouted and beaten by everyone.
It's just that as soon as these news were broadcast, they were scolded back by the majority of netizens.
There are even many vegetable stealing enthusiasts on farms who publish long articles on the benefits of stealing vegetables.
Of course, the most famous article is the long article "Five Benefits of Stealing Vegetables to Society" published by Qian Shuguo, a famous social critic in the world and one of the world's top ten most beautiful men.
In a long essay of tens of thousands of words, Qianshu expressed the seven benefits of stealing vegetables to society.
The first advantage is that stealing vegetables can make people industrious.
Because in this world, there is no pie in the sky, and stealing vegetables requires diligence to steal more, so that the inertia of people will be eliminated.
The second benefit is that stealing vegetables can expand people's knowledge.
Try to think about it, how can you know so much food and experience without buying, sowing, harvesting and stealing all kinds of vegetables?
The third advantage is that stealing vegetables can quit people's desire to steal in real life.
It's like everyone has a rebellious mentality, and they are more or less curious about what they haven't tried, especially those who have been warned by others, and want to try it.
But after trying to steal vegetables, after they stole it, they found that it didn't seem to be a big deal, and with the attempt, they naturally didn't want to be curious anymore.
In this way, human curiosity about stealing will naturally be eliminated.
The fourth advantage is that stealing vegetables can stimulate domestic demand and increase GDP.
Netizens are keen to steal food, which can increase computer usage and increase electricity consumption. For example, I heard someone say that someone got up from bed early in the morning in order to steal vegetables, before dawn, and got sick, which not only increased the computer usage rate and electricity consumption, but also increased the income of the hospital and the GDP of the country. In addition, it can also increase the sales of computer machines and accessories, which will naturally boost GDP, and a netizen in Weibo said that he was keen on stealing vegetables, and the computer monitor was kicked by his wife.
And the last benefit is that it can increase the sense of accomplishment in people's hearts.
In real life, the vast majority of people, the sense of achievement is not easy to have, for example, many staff often complain that "hard work is the performance of subordinates is led", we can also see that the vast majority of salaried people, hard work for many years, but also can not accumulate their own nest, so they have to live for a long time, and on the Internet, as long as you concentrate on stealing vegetables, you can soon become a monopoly, with the growth of wealth, the level of increase, the sense of achievement of vegetable friends will also arise spontaneously.
This sense of accomplishment is very helpful for the stability of society.
As soon as this article came out, the thieves of QQ Farm reprinted this article one after another.
In just a few hours, the article was viewed tens of thousands of times.
And the thieves also regard this article as the highest standard for stealing vegetables on the farm.
The voice of the people is paramount.
When the theory of the usefulness of stealing vegetables on the Internet was widely spread, even the news media had to reverse their views and say that stealing vegetables was a game with its own existence.
There are many talents on the Internet, which is an eternal truth.
The topic of stealing vegetables has just become hot, and on the afternoon of September 29th, the first adapted song related to stealing vegetables appeared on the Internet.
That night, a song about stealing vegetables with original lyrics and songs was uploaded to the Internet.
It is not unreasonable that the stealing of vegetables from QQ Farm can quickly become popular in this world.
In the early morning of September 29, the official website of Tencent QQ announced the number of users of QQ Farm.
What is staggering is that unconsciously, more than 30 million users have opened QQ farms.
It can be said that one out of every three QQ users has opened a QQ farm.
In this world, those large-scale online games, even if they have millions of users, are very powerful and can be called popular.
But QQ Farm now has 30 million users.
Although this is because the farm is a simple game for all ages, it is much larger than the user base of the big online games.
But in any case, a game has 30 million users in just ten days after its release, which is also very terrifying.
In fact, when the number of users of QQ farm exceeds 10 million, it is already a phenomenal super hot product.
Zhang Fugui also suggested to Banyuanjun that this data be published, but after thinking about it again, Banyuanjun rejected this suggestion.
Tens of millions of users, in the eyes of Banyuanjun, are like the 'accumulation' of QQ farm.
When the number of users increases, the more shocking the 'thin hair' of QQ Farm becomes.
Moreover, in Banyuanjun's opinion, the main problem is.
If the popularity of QQ farm is announced by Tencent on its own initiative, the shocking effect is much worse than the effect of it automatically breaking out because of the topic.
And now, QQ Farm, which has accumulated 30 million users, has finally been detonated by an unexpected Weibo.
In less than a day, the topic of QQ Farm occupied the headlines of various websites.
Articles, poems and jokes about QQ Farm have also circulated from the mouths of those talented netizens.
At the beginning, the topic of QQ farm was only popular on the Internet.
The ones who really participated were the thieves of QQ Farm.
Although there was a small amount of news coverage, it did not cause too much sensational effect.
However, when No. 29 netizens and those media who criticized QQ Farm exchanged words, a large number of news reports on the phenomenal web game of QQ Farm.
By the time it was the thirtieth, QQ Farm was really well known.
In an instant, all the people in the whole of China were discussing QQ Farm.
After everyone met, the first thing they said was not whether you ate it, but how much you stole today.
Many people who had never heard of the name of QQ Farm, or who had heard of it but were not interested in it, were also curious to see so many people discussing the farm.
Is this mentally handicapped game of farming and stealing vegetables really that fun?
It was precisely because of this curiosity that they downloaded QQ, registered an account, and opened a farm to try.
And this attempt made them fall into the big net of the farm one after another, and they couldn't climb out.
The biggest advantage of QQ farm is that if you don't play me, forget it, but as long as you play me, then I will definitely be able to make you want to die!