Chapter 19 Preparing for the Weekly Finals
"Big brother, can you tell me about your mood on stage?" Just as Ding Li and the fat man were about to leave the backstage and return to the hotel, a crisp voice sounded behind them. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The two subconsciously looked back and saw that it was two young boys and girls of eighteen or nineteen years old who shouted to them.
"You are also here to participate in the comedy talent preliminaries?" Without waiting for Ding Li to answer, the fat man on the side looked up and down at the young boys and girls in front of him, and asked with interest: "Judging by your age, you should be in high school, right? Why did you come to participate in such a show?"
After speaking, he said to the boy and girl very shamelessly: "Come on, come on, fat brother will sign for you." ”
The boy subconsciously dodged for a while, but he didn't expect the girl to rush up and say fiercely to the fat man: "Dead fat man, who is rare in your signature, if you want to sign, we will sign it for you." ”
The fat man was bored.
Ding Li, who was standing in front of him, smiled very unjustly when he saw that the fat man was bored, and then continued the question just now towards the two boys and girls, "You are also here to participate in the comedy talent preliminaries?"
The boy and girl nodded, and the girl pointed to the boy next to her and said, "My name is Liu Xin, I am twenty years old this year, and his name is Xiao Zhi, and I am eighteen years old this year." We are also here to participate in the comedy talent preliminaries, and just now we peeked quietly from the backstage and found that the No. 2 teacher is so powerful. ”
"Are you a combination?" Ding Li looked at the young man and girl standing in front of him, and suddenly remembered that in his previous life, on the earth, there seemed to be many such combinations of a man and a woman, like the legendary phoenix, the October miracle, the cavalry and An, and so on.
"We are a group, and the name of our group is Hinshaw Legend. After Liu Xin finished speaking, he looked at the fat man next to him who was still pulling his face, and said proudly: "Dead fat man, how about the name of our group?"
The fat man was depressed.
Rolling his eyes, he said casually, "Not good." ”
"Dead fatty, dare to say that the name of our group is not good. After Liu Xin finished speaking, he was going to find the fat man for an explanation.
The fat man ran away with Ding Li very ungracefully.
After passing the preliminaries, their next goal is to reach the finals of the Comedy Talent Week at 9:30 p.m. on Friday night.
If they pass the weekly finals, they can advance to the monthly championship tournament at the end of the month.
After returning to the hotel, the two performed against the script several times, and the problem they found was of course changed and changed.
But even so, the two still felt a little dissatisfied.
According to the script written by Ding Li, when he pushed open the door, he saw a scene of a person sitting on a sofa, holding a newspaper of the day in front of him.
In this hotel adventure sketch, this scene is not a joke at all, but the fat man has to make it a joke at all.
The first time the fat man deliberately put on a mask, and then slowly put away the newspaper and showed everyone his side with a mask.
Ding Li shook his head and signaled that he didn't laugh.
The fat man thought about it, turned his head, and tinkered with it for a long time, and then continued the performance just now, he first put away the newspaper, and presented himself with a mask in front of Ding Li for the second time.
Ding Li still didn't smile.
But the fat man's next action made Ding Li happy, because this time the fat man was wearing several masks, and his action of taking off the masks one by one had the same effect as the lunch box prop that Ding Li took out.
"How?" asked the fat man.
"Yes, it should be a joke. Ding Li nodded.
"Nail, when you push the door in, I'm sure I'm going to ask you what you're doing?" the fat man thought for a moment, pointed to the mask in his hand, and said, "I wore a mask, and I asked you a few times, and you pretended not to understand, and then I was taking the mask, so it was much more logical." ”
"Okay, that's it. As soon as Ding Li finished speaking, he suddenly remembered a sketch he had seen in his previous life, and there seemed to be such a scene in it.
He snatched the newspaper from the fat man's hand, wrote a few big characters with a black carbon pen, and presented it in front of the fat man, "Fat man, you said that when you hold a newspaper like this, what should the audience under the stage laugh at?"
The few big characters written by Ding Li are very simple, and they are one sentence together, and I heard that reading the newspaper can prevent snoring.
"They're not going crazy yet. The fat man laughed.
With the advancement to the final on Friday night, and with such a good script, the fat man had a strange feeling in his heart, and he and Ding Li were on fire.
According to the script written by Ding Li, there is a paragraph in the middle about their sleeping scene at night, and the fat man needs to wear a mask according to the plot.
However, the fat man always thinks that he has already brought a mask once, and if he wears a mask again, the audience at the scene and in front of the TV will have a kind of visual fatigue because they have seen it, so they will definitely feel uninteresting.
Therefore, according to the meaning of the fat man, if this link is modified with some changes, it will make those audiences feel refreshed.
But how to modify it, no one knows the bottom of their hearts.
Suddenly, the fat man slapped his thigh with his hand, pointed at Ding Li and said, "Nail, you said that if I put on a gas mask, what would be the effect?"
Gas mask.
This must be a joke, Ding Li nodded in agreement.
But then he was worried again, if the fat man wore a gas mask when he slept, the audience would definitely laugh.
But according to the script, the fat man needs to snore constantly, and if the fat man wears a gas mask, then how can he snore? How to create a laugh of two people competing and snoring?
The fat man didn't know what Ding Li was worried about, and thought that Ding Li was worried about the effect of him wearing a gas mask, so he said, "I'll try it with a gas mask." ”
Ding Li stopped the fat man and said, "Fatty, don't worry, you will put on a gas mask first and make the audience laugh, and then I will take off the gas mask on your face, won't everything be fine." ”
"I think it's okay, or let's rehearse it. The fat man proposed.
"Okay, okay, rehearsal. Ding Li nodded.
In the rehearsal, everything was fine.
It's just that when the fat man Ding Li and the two of them were snoring, there was a little change.
In fact, this change is not a big deal, that is, the staff of the hotel came to the door and made some small requests to them.
It turned out that the soundproofing conditions of the hotel where they were staying were not so good, and when they were snoring during the performance, they accidentally made a noise to the customers next door, and those customers called the front desk.
For this result, Ding Li and the fat man deserve to be reluctantly accepted.