"Dad, think about practicing martial arts. ”

"Tomorrow morning, will you teach Sisi to practice martial arts?"

"Sisi also wants to be the Monkey King. ”

At night before going to bed.

Sisi washed fragrantly, wearing pink pajamas, lying in the quilt, and said softly and weakly.

Li Xuan sat at the head of the bed, glanced at her with a smile, shook his head and said: "That's not good, Sisi has to sleep lazily in the morning, otherwise he won't wake up, he won't be able to go to school well during the day, he won't be able to go to school well during the day, his academic performance will be bad, his academic performance will not be good, and he won't be able to build the motherland well when he grows up, so the motherland will be finished." ”

These are the exact words of the little girl.

I don't know who she learned it from.

Ever since she had finished her horse that morning, the little girl had developed a certain resistance to practicing martial arts.

Practicing martial arts is not fun at all.

When she was called to get up for morning exercises, she either couldn't afford to find all kinds of excuses, or she got up to the park, and she was playing with the general.

Children are like this, you can't say anything about her.

Moreover, her mother did not play a good role model, but was in the same boat.

Li Xuan was not forced.

First, it can't be forced, forcing the wife, at most sleeping on the sofa at night, if you provoke your daughter, the consequences are unimaginable, it is estimated that you will become the public enemy of the whole family, and you can't even eat, although you don't need to eat to live, but ...... Gluttonous.

Second, his exercise experiment on the general has not been completely completed, and for the sake of safety, he can only allow them to be lazy for a while.

When he was in the playground this afternoon, a large part of the reason why Li Xuan was so angry and chose to let Sun Wukong shine on the stage was also due to this consideration.

If the cow does not drink water and presses its head, it is better to follow the temptation after all.

After all, Sun Wukong is Sisi's favorite hero, and in a sense, he is also equivalent to an idol.

Sure enough, after seeing Sun Wukong, now the little girl ...... It's in.

However, she can't be easily satisfied, otherwise, she will never know how to cherish what she gets easily.

"Oh, Dad, you are not allowed to learn to speak......"

"Dad, Dad, you teach Sisi, teach Sisi, Sisi won't be lazy in the future......"

Hearing Li Xuan's words, Sisi was a little embarrassed, her little face was slightly red, and she performed a unique stunt - holding Li Xuan's arm and sprinkling Jiao.

After all, she knew that she was lazy, but practicing martial arts was really not fun, and her mother was also lazy.

But if you can become Monkey King, it's different.

Dad didn't say it sooner.

"Really?"

Li Xuan looked at her with a smile.

"Uh-huh! ”

Sisi got up from the bed, nodded like a chicken pecking rice, took the initiative to stretch out her white and tender little hand, grabbed Li Xuan's big hand and said, "Pull the hook!"

Li Xuan pulled the hook with her, and the little girl was satisfied and lay back in the bed.

"Daddy, I'm going to sleep, good night Daddy. ”

Li Xuan said goodnight, left a kiss on her forehead, and then turned off the lights and left.

Thinking about the events of the day, in order to cultivate her daughter's interest in cultivation, it can be regarded as painstaking.

……

Master bedroom.

Gu Xiaoai was leaning on the pillow and playing with her mobile phone.

Twenty-seven or eighteen-year-old people are all mothers, and they are still like an Internet addicted girl, holding a mobile phone all day long.

Only in front of Sisi will she be more restrained, otherwise she will not be able to educate her daughter not to play with her mobile phone.

She is reading a Weibo, which is a long article, and it has been on the hot search on Weibo.

"Monkey King reappears in the world, and the city reproduces the legend of the Great Sage"

During the daytime playground incident, as well as the community fire incident, many people posted on Weibo.

There is a netizen with great powers, who has made various information summaries and analyses of the two incidents, although he did not come up with any answer in the end, but it was successfully crooked and became the publicity material for a new movie.

At the end of this long article, there is an advertisement, a movie called "The Legend of the Great Sage of the City", and I don't know what it is.

"Well, take a look. ”

Seeing Li Xuan enter the door, Gu Xiaoai was a little proud and handed him the phone.

Li Xuan looked at it curiously, and sighed: "The brain hole of these marketing dogs is also big enough, but it's okay, these-stirring sticks muddy the water, but they took me out." ”

During the day, Li Xuan briefly mentioned the playground incident to Gu Xiaoai, telling her to be mentally prepared.

Sure enough, now it's crazy on Weibo.

However, the article was successfully crooked, and it would only be regarded as a marketing promotion for the movie, and it would lose its newsworthiness.

Seeing Gu Xiaoai looking at herself in a daze, her eyes were a little weird, Li Xuan touched her face, and said with some hair: "What's wrong?"

The next second.

Li Xuan felt his body rise into the air and was kicked out of bed.

"Who are you scolding for being a dog!"

"You're the-stirring stick!"

"That's what I wrote!"

……

……

Lying on the cold floor to calm down for a few minutes, Li Xuan silently climbed into bed.

My wife worked hard and was scolded by herself.

Casting such a big mistake, there is no way to repay it, but to ...... I made a promise.

……

……

Late at night.

In the lonely park, crickets play a pleasant symphony in the moonlight, and the wind and leaves are not willing to be lonely, joining in to form a folk band at night.

窸窸窣窣窣......

Whoa......

But for people, the sound is a little scary.

It is said that two days ago, a young couple was looking for excitement in the park at night, and they saw the ghost alive, which scared the man out of the psychological shadow, probably withered, and it is not good yet.

This also led to a great decrease in the popularity of the park, and the square dance aunt did not come at night, for fear of bringing home unclean things, and even the crowd of morning exercises began to run to other parks.

At this moment in the park, on a huge rock, a dog sits cross-legged, with two hind legs under the plush buttocks, and two front legs held high, showing a five-heart to the sky.

This posture looks a little strange, and when placed on a dog, it only shows that it is not an ordinary dog.

The moon fell all over the body, and the soft and fluffy white hair, as if coated with a layer of silver frost, shone brightly in the darkness, and became more handsome and holy.

Well.

What a glow-in-the-dark dog......

The general's life has been very nourishing lately.

Li Xuan never deliberately cared about it, nor did he put on a leash and let it run freely.

At first, the community security was a little worried that the large dog might bite people, but after that incident, they didn't care about it anymore.

said that the general's status in the community is now higher than Li Xuan.

It is receiving all kinds of love and offerings all day long - square dancing aunt's biscuits, glamorous young woman's dog food, thirsty and grandma Jiang's popsicles, and ...... The admiration of all kinds of little.

The reason is that on the street that day, Grandma Jiang accidentally fell while walking, and just as the general passed by, a rapid advance was like a white lightning, rushing to Grandma Jiang's side and cushioning under her.

With this soft dog mat, Grandma Jiang was only a little frightened, and her body was not injured at all.

Since then, Grandma Jiang, the square dancer, has become the general's biggest backer on this one-third of an acre, and no one can afford to provoke her.

As for the evenings, this small park became a place for the general to practice.

Listening to the "music" and cultivating immortals, I feel that I want to be refreshed to heaven.

Recalling the misery and helplessness when he first broke his leg, his current life is like that of a dog emperor.