Using IQ to distinguish people, there are probably several types. A smart person who thinks he is smart, a smart person who thinks he is not smart enough, an average person who thinks he is smart, an average person who is naturally not smart enough, an average person who thinks he is average. In the end, there are stupid people, there are stupid people who think they are stupid, they think they are ordinary stupid, and the most tragic thing is the stupid people who think they are smart!

The two fools that Zhang Dadao is bullying now are stupid people who think they are smart. There is no need to doubt their intelligence, just by their dress, you can see that the wisdom of these two is not much higher. The two of them now have the identity of Zhang Dadao in their minds, and the two guys are completely desperate, and they don't have the slightest idea about escaping. The two fools took the flyer of Zhang Dadao, and then they were warned by the actor of a bunch of precautions, and went out dejectedly.

The two guys are really robbed by Zhang Dadao now, mobile phones, money, ID cards, and bank cards! In addition to the twenty yuan per person, they almost didn't pick up their clothes and pants. Even the large gold-plated chains, silver rings and fake diamond earrings on their bodies were all pulled away by Zhang Dadao.

Pang Zuodao's work efficiency was very high, and he put these seizures on the online store at that time. The situation was tense just now, and Pang Zuodao didn't think about it, otherwise if he had come to the live broadcast just now, he would definitely be able to sell the seized things at a higher price.

The two thugs were kicked out, Zhang Dadao went back to continue eating, and then drank tea again and again while chatting with his subordinates: "Look, I just said that you can't go out on a rainy day, right? Look at those two fools, isn't it bad luck to go out on a rainy day!"

Hearing Zhang Dadao's words, Bai Er Fool said, "Heavenly Master, we will also ask for leave next time it rains, right?" It would be bad if we met someone like us!"

Zhang Dadao is also stupid. He was moving a stone and hitting himself in the foot, and Bai Er's fool did less work for a day, which was equivalent to him having less income here! He originally wanted to fool people and show his ability, but he didn't expect that Bai Er's fool was really bluffed! Pang Zuodao couldn't help but laugh on the side, and Zhang Dadao was also inspired. His expression did not change at all, and he said calmly:

"Bai Er, don't worry, in the future, if you go out to work on a rainy day, you won't be able to hand over all the valuable things to me! If there are really bad people who see that you have no money, can they let you go? Look at those two stupid people, if they have money, can I let them go?"

Bai Er was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "That makes sense." ”

Zhang Dadao was relieved, and when he heard a "ding", Zhang Dadao breathed a sigh of relief and swallowed it at that time. Without waiting for anyone to come in, he shouted directly: "Who! It's not open today!

"Master, I have an appointment, I have an appointment!" I heard a person shout twice, and then walked around the screen in embarrassment. Take a look at this person, officially Xu Yi, this guy is wearing an emerald green down jacket, and his body is wet. As soon as I came in, I pulled my hat down.

Zhang Dadao was also happy, pointed at him and said, "See? Living evidence! It's not appropriate to go out on a rainy day! Look at this guy." Cuckolds are all on!"

The actor looked at Xu Yi's embarrassed appearance, and said, "Are you okay? Why are you drenched like this? I don't know if I go out with an umbrella? It's been raining since the morning, right?"

Xu Yi was about to cry, he had suffered so many sins along the way, and he had to be ridiculed for being a cuckold when he got here. Xu Yi was also holding his breath in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it in front of Zhang Dadao, so he stretched out his hand and ripped off the hat on the back of his clothes in a bit of anger!

Bai Er's fool didn't think there was anything strange. The actor fell into the well and said: "If I were replaced, I would rather come in the rain and not wear this hat." ”

Zhang Dadao added a sentence that ridiculed both of them: "Hey, if it were me, I would bring an umbrella." ”

Xu Yi smiled even more ugly, and said, "Where did I think of it! Master, you can help me! I can't be unlucky today! I went out in the morning to find you." I waited for 40 minutes and didn't wait for the bus! It's so easy to get one, I remember it's tighter than a can, and I can't get on it at all! I just turned around and was about to ride an electric car, but I was hooked by the car halfway to the raincoat, and I had to ride over halfway through!"

It was raining on this cold day, and Xu Yi's whole body was in a mess at this moment! Zhang Dadao's gang were all heartless, and they didn't even have a towel to deliver water, let alone get him a new clothes to change. Not only did he ignore him, but Zhang Dadao also pouted very inhumanely: "You are stupid! You are calling! You are still not a person in modern society, and you don't understand science and technology at all!"

Xu Yi was about to burst into tears, and said with a crying voice: "Master, I also want to call! You have to answer it too! I am also your sister who is afraid that I am not sincere, so I have to run here." ”

Zhang Dadao was also stunned, and looked at the other people: "Why don't you answer the phone! Look at what has happened to people and customers!"

Pang Zuodao rolled his eyes and said, "Can you blame us for this?" Heavenly Master, you don't know, I proposed to you a long time ago, we are the whole company, and we must have a landline. You say that it is out of place to take things, and that they are outdated. I don't pretend, I'm still ......."

"You're still a fart, does it have anything to do with the whole? The customer knows that we don't have a landline phone here, so it must be a mobile phone!" Zhang Dadao was also angry, he upgraded their mobile phones just now, and now he dared not answer the phone! At that time, there was an urge to deprive them of the right to use their mobile phones.

Pang Zuodao hurriedly said: "I applied with you yesterday! The two of them stopped early, I said to charge them the phone bill, right? You said no, my phone number is not this customer, I analyzed that he must have called you." Your ......"

"You won't answer my phone when it rings!" Zhang Dadao slapped the table, angry. Pang Zuodao didn't speak anymore, but the actor reminded: "Director Zhang, you said it last time, saying that you want to protect privacy, and whoever touches your mobile phone will deduct the bonus!"

Bai Er's fool also nodded and said, "Well, I heard a sound to call you, you said to let him go!"

Zhang Dadao was also stunned, and thought carefully for a long time, as if someone had knocked on the door between half dreaming and half waking up. Zhang Dadao couldn't help blushing, and changed the topic to Xu Yi and said, "Oh, customer, you are unlucky today, we are not open here!"

"Huh?" Xu Yi's face turned white, and he almost rolled his eyes and fainted! (To be continued......)

PS: My classmate got married, drank late, and now my brain is not clear, and I feel that I can't continue after holding out a chapter. I'll make amends tomorrow. It seems that I wrote this chapter because my classmate got married, does it mean some kind of prophecy?