Chapter 823: The Ventriloquist of Jajangmyeon

When Zhang Dadao said this, the others reacted and hurriedly went up to help! But this snapping turtle and turtle have similar habits, and they don't talk if they bite it! Bai Er's fool originally wanted to use brute force, but as soon as he pulled Xiao Martin, he cried out in pain!

Zhang Dadao also hurriedly stopped it, and Xiao Martin shouted: "Hurry up and let it loosen its mouth! Cut off his head directly!"

Little Martin shouted as if he wanted to have a child, that was a miserable one! Jones also frowned, muttered a few words to Zhang Shengyan, Zhang Shengyan nodded, and said to Zhang Dadao: "Master, this is not a way, do you have a trick? If you don't move, this turtle will really die!"

Zhang Dadao was anxious when he heard this, this turtle is a spirit turtle! Then go back and put it at home to attract wealth, not to mention, the effect of putting some blood to draw talismans can be greatly improved! It can also be used as a chair, and the turtle with so many functions can't be found in ordinary vegetable markets at all! Even if you directly pull a piece of meat from Xiao Martin's buttocks, you can't hurt his spirit turtle!

Zhang Dadao hurriedly frowned and pondered! After thinking for a while, he said: "There is a way! Thunder, I heard people say that this turtle will not let go of its mouth when it bites people, and it will shrink its head as soon as it thunders!"

Zhou Yunlei leaned against the tree on the side and rolled his eyes and said, "What is this called, what else can you do to summon thunder?"

"Hey, I'm so grumpy!" Zhang Dadao was also angry, raised his chin and said, "Poor Dao is still competing with you today!

Zhang Shengyan hurriedly grabbed Zhang Dadao, then glared at Zhou Yunlei and said: "When is this coming? Where is this kung fu waiting for you to open the altar! What is this place? We are idle? You have to follow the routine of dealing with soft-shelled turtles, then there is no need to be so troublesome, you can put it in the water, and you can learn to bark at a donkey!"

"It's not okay to put it in the water, in case the water escapes, there is no place to catch it!" Zhang Dadao opened his mouth and blocked the way.|For every two people who look at romance, there is an account that has registered a small ° Say ° network.?

Everyone is quiet, and little Martin is still howling!"Ah~hurt~ah~" Little Martin shouted twice. found that everyone else stopped talking, and was stunned all of a sudden. I didn't shout anymore, it was just mud at one end, and I looked at everyone very anxiously.

"Ah~ah~ah~ah~ah~" Suddenly, I heard several incomparably pure donkey calls. Little Martin shuddered suddenly. Then he hurriedly climbed a few meters forward. He climbed to the lead, but the spirit turtle Xiao Xie was left in place!

Little Martin ran, Xiao Xie Ke was stunned for a moment! It bit very happily before, and suddenly it was stunned when it was silent, and then it heard the sound of "ah~ahah" suddenly sounded. I was also taken aback. The frightened man relented and shrank his head. Unexpectedly, just this moment, the superstar teether who grinded his teeth before ran away! Xiao Xie hurriedly chased forward with his legs!

The turtle began to chase forward, and everyone reacted at this time, and the second fool hurriedly came over, and stepped on the spirit turtle Xiao Xie Ah! Zhang Dadao and the others reacted at this time, looked at each other, and made sure that everyone did not shout. Then they remembered the direction from which the voice came, and several people hurriedly looked over!

The bird had stretched out its beak and straightened its feathers. I don't know if I noticed everyone's eyes, so I spread my wings and raised my head: "Squeak, squeak, meow!help~ your uncle!

Zhang Shengyan and Zhou Yunlei got goosebumps again, looked at the bird on the branch with the eyes of a monster, and then turned their heads together and stared at Zhang Dadao! Zhang Shengyan hesitated for a moment before saying, "Master, you can also do ventriloquism, this is not what you taught, right?"

Zhou Yunlei's face changed suddenly! Zhang Dadao said: "That's necessary! Poor Dao opened his spiritual wisdom yesterday, this bird was born with horizontal bones, and his spiritual wisdom is really extraordinary!"

Zhang Shengyan rolled his eyes, shook his head and said, "The ghost believes you! Come here and discuss serious matters!" he said. Pulled Jones together again.

Later, Zhou Yunlei looked at Zhang Dadao with a shocked expression, and his mind went back to the night before! I vaguely remembered the form pasted on the side of the parrot's cage, and the owner of this parrot was undoubtedly an American from the name! Suddenly, Zhou Yunlei felt that the mysterious aura shrouded Zhang Dadao's body was one more circle. Self-persuasion no matter what. said that Zhang Dadao was a liar, but he still had a question in his heart, "What if he is really a master?"

Zhang Dadao didn't know this, and even if he knew, he wouldn't care. Zhou Yunlei has nothing special about this guy at all, and he eats white food when he goes home! If he really wants to pick one to take back and join the store, he would rather choose Little Martin!

This guy can be a driver, not to mention, but not to be too effective at a critical moment! A black man knelt at the door and begged him for help. If you take a picture and hype it up, it will immediately become popular! What "African chiefs came to China thousands of miles away to beg a certain master to return to his hometown to see feng shui and move his ancestral grave!" This is aimed at boring and funny netizens.

"Brother Oba Niu admires Chinese culture, and he can't afford to kneel down to worship his teacher!" This is aimed at netizens who have angry plots.

"A poor boy in the United States has a deep hatred of blood, and he came to China to learn from his teacher, and I wish to kill all the enemies in one night by witchcraft to take revenge!"

With similar titles, Zhang Dadao can figure out dozens of cigarettes with a single cigarette! Looking at the gimmick, he is not much better than Zhou Yunlei! What's more, Zhang Shengyan and Jones are talking to him about serious things now! Zhang Dadao doesn't have the time to pay attention to these trivial matters.

The three principals got together, and Jones was the first to say: "I looked at the distance, if it were all like this, we would have to walk at most two days now! If the FBI really noticed what was going on here, they would be much faster than us!"

Of course, Zhang Shengyan knew that this FBI was a shadowless thing, and the person they were looking for asked him to find someone to transport to Mexico, and he had to go to China when he turned around, even if the FBI really attached importance to that guy, he wouldn't have the time to care about Jones and them! As soon as Jones mentioned this stubble, Zhang Shengyan simply stopped talking.

Zhang Dadao was much calmer, waved his hand and said: "No! They can't be faster than us! That is, the poor road has strong analytical ability, if you don't have the poor road, you are still confused! And the road is so bad, they can't get up fast!"

Jones's expression was very solemn, and he shook his head and said: "This is not necessarily! Their resources are not comparable to us, and we can find out the place quickly! As for the bad roads, it is not a problem for them." Send a helicopter and you'll be able to solve it!"

"What should I do?" Zhang Shengyan said with an eyebrow.

Zhang Dadao interjected at this time: "It's easy to do! Poor Dao is recruited again! Have you ever heard of stability?" )

ps: The next paragraph should be planned well, and there are only two shifts today. I will pay back what I owe when I get through this difficult period