The emperor looked at the things presented below with chattering teeth, and scolded him one by one. What kind of infidelity and rebellion! Humble background! Little wife married too much. Nepotism. There were even second-class goods who said that the food he ate was too expensive, and asked him to cut back on the expenses of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

Damn it! Lao Tzu was born and fought the world to the death, in order to eat two good bites, live in a spacious and beautiful place, and sleep in the best place in the world? If none of this works, then how good it would be for Lao Tzu to continue herding cattle, why do you spend so much effort to be Jesus!

The emperor was very angry, if he was still the boy who herded the cow so angry, he might have to go home at night and pluck the hair on the tail of the ox to vent his anger, but now that he is the emperor, he has a weapon, so the way to vent his anger is not to pluck the hair, but to be more relieved.

For this group of blind Bibi people, the emperor's only thought was to destroy them on behalf of the moon.

With a wave of the royal pen, all of them were buried for Lao Tzu, since they love to give opinions so much, then go down to the underworld to mention it to Lord Yama.

Maybe everyone hates their own kind of people who are smarter than themselves, especially a group of people who are smarter than themselves and love to be blind. The emperor buried these people who had no eyesight and planted flowers, and then reflected on himself. Of course, he didn't reflect on his own shortcomings, but felt that this group of people should not be allowed to speak at all, and should not even have the idea of scolding him.

The emperor is okay to fight a war or a whole person, but he is really not good at this aspect, so he asked a cousin who played with him well when he was a child to discuss. The emperor felt that his cousin would definitely be able to come up with a way, because when he was a child, whether it was stealing other people's sweet potatoes or snatching the eggs of an old lady in a neighboring village, it was this cousin who came up with the idea. This kid will pat himself on the back with a bag of bad water, which is very much to his liking.

The cousin hurriedly entered the palace, and after listening to the emperor's words, he patted his thigh and said, "I have wanted to talk to you about this for a long time." These poor literati are really annoying, and I am also the most educated in our village, right? Our second uncle and grandfather also said that I was the reincarnation of Wenquxing! I went to them to discuss my knowledge, and guess what they said, they said that I had read too few books, and I had read a few books in total. You give me a commentary, but I have read four books and five classics, and so many books still say that I am illiterate. Isn't it faulty?"

The emperor thought so, and felt that this group of literati was not only looking for their own faults, but also for the faults of their own relatives. His cousin was the most learned person in his heart, and even after he became emperor, his cousin gave him illiteracy, which shows that the hearts of this group of literati are really bad.

The emperor slapped the imperial case and scolded: "This group of Diao people, eating my food, still scolding me." What did they eat and drink that I did not give them? Aren't they still gnawing stones! Didn't they say that you don't read many books? Okay! I ordered that in the future, as long as you take the imperial examination, you will take the four books and the five classics, and let them read these books when they turn them over, and see that they still laugh at you. ”

After the emperor finished speaking, he found that he was really a genius, just now he was still worried that this group of people was smarter than himself, if he really took these books, he took the test over and over again, and by the way, he advocated the brainwashing of loyalty and filial piety. It is impossible for this group of people to rebel. Loyalty, of course, is to be loyal to oneself, and advocating filial piety is not to pity those old men and old ladies. It's about learning blind obedience to this group of people. And who in the world can let their sons do such a head-killing thing? As soon as these old men and old ladies stopped them, their positions were more secure.

Thinking of this, the emperor gave himself 10,000 likes, I am a genius. I'm such a smart person with a bunch of fools, and it's such a wonderful life.

Now that the general direction was established, and all problems were no longer a problem, the brothers got together and planned for a night, and the next morning they decided that a certain saint would be forcibly identified by the brothers as the ancestor of his cousin's relatives, and from then on after his cousin became a saint, a banner among the literati was about to fly.

What should the literati do if they don't believe it?

Who doesn't believe it?

Who's blind Bibi?

Open the door and check the well!

Lao Tzu has a weapon in his hand, and if you talk to me about the truth, I will send you to learn the scriptures, and the blood will go all the way to the western sky.

In fact, the founding emperor may really be a genius, anyway, no matter how wretched, corrupt, how corrupt, how immoral, and how immoral the people he elected, anyway, no voice scolding him reached his ears. And the common people are also very obedient, just as he thought, the whole people's loyalty and filial piety movement has been vigorously launched, there is a way that the parents are not far away, not even let go far away, let alone rebel! So everyone lives in this land very harmoniously, except for those who are unlucky enough to encounter natural disasters, meet corrupt officials and corrupt officials, meet mountain bandits and robbers, and meet those who force good people to become prostitutes、、、、、、 everyone lives happily and happily, and no one is blind anymore. The whole country is very good, and only one voice echoes in the sky for a long time, we love His Majesty the Emperor, Your Majesty has worked hard! After hearing this, the Emperor showed a satisfied smile and said, "Serve the people." ”

Anyway, since the literati who love blind Bibi were buried as flower fertilizer, all literati have a unified voice, and write poems only about the wind, flowers, snow, and the moon, or the wind and the snow, and then a certain emperor thinks that you are too lewd and slutty, and the wind and flowers and the snow moon are really played, and they still write it, which is really insulting. You see, I have thousands of little wives, do I show this to you every day? I play those tricks in the boudoir, and I scare you to death when I say it, am I blind and compared? So, be low-key. So the wind and snow and the moon were not allowed to be written, and the whole people once again unified their style, only writing the wind, flowers, snow, and moon.

The wind, flowers, snow, and moon are all written on the bad street, and I actually have to write this for today's competition, so that no one can live.

The organizers are also very helpless, they want to come up with something new, what if the government says to create unstable factors? But they can't tell the truth, so they explain to the dissatisfied students very high-soundingly, it is this kind of rotten street topic that can show your ability.

Of course, this kind of topic will not be too strict, as long as these four words are mentioned in the poem, and the whole text is not required to revolve around this central idea.

The first game is to write wind characters, everyone is standing in front of the paper with a pen and meditating, July is also meditating, but she is not thinking about what artistic conception, Pingxuan, but screening which poem can be written.

Not all those with the wind can write, if the brain is pumped at one o'clock in July, write a small building last night and the east wind, so the country is unbearable to look back at the moonlight. Then, July will be taken away by the officials tomorrow, and then the full text can be finished, but Xiao Wu doesn't want to end it now, so July cleverly avoided many seemingly reactionary poems, and successfully picked out a famous article that is both brilliant and far-reaching, and most importantly, very harmonious.

July picked up the pen and danced the dragon and the phoenix in one go, and Huang Longze, who was next to him, was full of peach hearts, and the serious man was so handsome.

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