"Okay, or you can go take a shower and you'll be in a better mood. Cao Ning finally caught Chen Jie and didn't continue to scold, and gave a very good suggestion.

At the same time, she also began to push Chen Jie into the bathroom.

As long as Chen Jie went into the bathroom to take a bath, Song Qian had a good chance to sneak out unconsciously.

At this moment, Chen Jie's mobile phone rang.

So, Cao Ning could only stop pushing, and Chen Jie also sat back on the sofa and took out her mobile phone.

"Green messenger!" Chen Jie angrily turned the phone screen to Cao Ning.

On the screen, the caller ID reads "Green Messenger", which seems to be completely labeled.

"Don't answer it, this kind of human-type Teddy, answering his phone is dirty. ”

Cao Ning really wanted Chen Jie to hurry in and take a shower at the moment, so that she had a chance to let Song Qian slip out, so answering the phone was not a good choice.

But obviously Chen Jie was a little angry, she needed to count this "green messenger" with the help of her best friends, so she connected the phone.

"Girl, why did you delete my WeChat? On the other end of the phone, there was a clear, very nice male voice.

Cao Ning heard Chen Jie's boyfriend's voice for the first time, it is undeniable that this voice sounds very tempting, if you match the appearance and banknotes, this man is definitely okay.

"Didn't I tell you before? You, I dumped you!" Chen Jie said coldly.

"I didn't agree. ”

"I dump you, do you still need your consent?"

"Don't make a fuss. ”

"I'm not making trouble, where can you hear that I'm making trouble?"

"What's the matter, is Qin Xin looking for you?"

"Who is Qin Xin? There are so many people looking for me that I can't tell the difference. Chen Jie said, the hand holding the mobile phone was already shaking slightly.

Who can not be angry? After all, it was greened, and it was green so many times.

The other end of the phone continued to say in that beautiful and fascinated voice: "Girl, don't pay attention to them, they just want money." ”

"What's the matter, you don't pay for prostitution now?"

"I don't really have anything to do with them, it's just a casual play. ”

"Yes, yes, yes~~~~" Chen Jie stretched her tone, "You can play with the children casually." ”

"Looks like I'm looking for you?"

Belch!

Cao Ning, who could clearly hear the voice on the other end of the phone, heard this, and his face began to twitch. It seems that there are a lot of wild women. As for Chen Jie, she had already convulsed to the point of numbness, and continued to squeeze: "It's amazing, I returned the heart of the piano just now, and now it's like that." ”

"No, what did she say to you?"

"She asked me if the Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf were slapped on my head, and the water and soil are so good. ”

Poof-

Cao Ning didn't pay attention, and when he heard this, he almost squirted out his saliva. This Nima, amused!

On the other end of the phone, I could also hear a laugh, and then I couldn't help it: "Don't mess with the baby." ”

"Am I making trouble?" Chen Jie said sarcastically, "I'm going to wear a green hat to the sky now, are you talking to me about it? Do you know the green hat club? If I go in, I can directly enter the Supreme VIP member in seconds." I said why the stinky ditch behind our house turned green, it turned out that I washed my hair and poured the shampoo into it, and now it is lush and lush. ”

There was silence on the other end of the line.

Chen Jie continued to vent: "You said that you have no way to socialize at work, and you must cooperate with customers to find it, what's the matter, you have to invest in *** to inspect the goods? I don't dare to slap with you now, for fear of being called to the police and saying that I am a prostitute." Tell me about our club bar KTV, how many people don't know you? I don't know, I think you're a red-headed young master, I can't explain it when I was arrested. ”

There was still silence on the other end of the line.

"If you go to a place to change a woman, you have to sell a kidney, and the bid of three million is too low, and the sperm yield is high, and it is still standing. ”

"Poof—"

"Poof—"

Cao Ning sprayed, and Song Qian, who had been listening behind the bedroom door, also sprayed. Fortunately, the two sprayed at the same time, and Chen Jie was talking angrily, but she didn't find anything unusual.

So Chen Jie continued to spray: "I accept all this, it doesn't matter." You say it's okay to work, then work, but there are women looking for me at both ends in three days, do you have to pay my salary? I have become your professional shield? Do I want to make a report for you every day, and give you a registration record to love your monthly prostitution about pao a night qing production efficiency? I don't need to dye my hair now, and it is directly green. I became the Hulk and still live in the Green Castle. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are all drawn on the hat on my head. ”

On the other end of the phone, a voice finally came, but it was also a snorting laughter, and it was the kind that I hadn't endured for a long time: "Baby, you laughed at me." ”

"You shameless!" Chen Jie said indignantly.

"Don't, I want you. "The other party is obviously very scoundrel.

"Then I guess I can apply for the Global Green Sanitation Ambassador, just love a few handfuls, and the old lady won't serve!"

The other party began to change into a more scoundrel attitude: "Baby, you never swear, are you jealous?"

"I'm busy, I'm going to sell fuel at the Sprite processing plant, and I can make 180,000 yuan a dime a pound!"

"Hahahaha......" laughed on the other end of the phone: "Baby, you are so cute today." ”

"Don't come with me to this set, hurry up and deal with your heart, my mother is very busy!"

"I don't have anything to do with them anymore, her child is not mine, I have a condom. ”

Hearing this, Chen Jie's face changed, but then she regained her anger: "So you like to be a father and are ready to pull me to be a mother? Why am I so awesome? The child doesn't have to give birth, don't charge the phone bill, don't need to rummage through the garbage can, just drop one for me?"

"Baby, she just wants money, don't bother with her. ”

"Then who sent me your recording in the middle of the night the day before yesterday? What, you still want to give me a live broadcast? Do I want to brush up on a big plane for you and a big cruise ship? It's so exciting, but it's a waste of my throat? Do I want someone to bring a pack of Taisho throat lozenges to make him up?"

"I don't know how to explain it to you. ”

"Don't don't, don't explain, I don't want to hear it. ”

"Baby, I admit my mistake, there will definitely be no next time in the future, okay?"

"What's the matter, are you going to put a mouth plug on her in the future, make a rope and tie it up and don't move? Do you want me to send you a small leather whip and leather pants, and then some low-temperature candles, you can directly take a video for me, and I will find someone to engrave a disc for you. ”

"Baby, I've bought you a few new perfumes recently. ”

"Don't don't, don't you know that the six gods are just right for me, and the eyes are pure. ”

"Girl, come here, I miss you. ”

"I miss you being paralyzed!"

After speaking, Chen Jie threw the phone out and smashed it on the ground. If the phone is smashed, you don't have to answer the phone anymore.

However, after venting, I did feel a lot better, it was really much better.