Chapter 139: Scared to pee your pants

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"You're not her mother, why are you so lenient?" Banyuan-kun replied nonchalantly while picking his teeth with a toothpick.

Seeing Banyuanjun's attitude, Li Ling felt a little angry.

She said angrily: "Look at your appearance, how can you be worthy of Mengmeng? I am his roommate, she wants to choose a boyfriend, of course I have to check for her, just a poor dick like you, a toad who wants to eat swan meat and pee on himself, now Mengmeng is young, and will be confused by your sweet words, but if you dare to entangle Mengmeng, even if you try to make Mengmeng sad, I will break you up!"

After picking his teeth, Banyuanjun looked at Li Ling with some playfulness and said, "How can you be sure that I am not worthy of Mengmeng?"

"Hehe, a man with status, from XY to the capital, such a long distance, how do you have to choose a plane, you would rather stay up overnight and take a train, than take a plane, what does this mean, it shows that you are poor, boys see girls, how to say that you have to bring gifts, but what about you, I didn't bring any gifts, Meng Meng said that you sent him QQ in order to relieve you, hehe, QQ can apply as long as you are a person, send this cheap thing, it can only mean that you are poor.

If you're just poor, I wouldn't refuse you too much to be your cute boyfriend. Because as a man, as long as you are self-motivated and have a good development prospect, there are infinite possibilities in the future, but what about you, in a small city, in a garbage school that I have never even heard of, what future can a person like you have in the future.

You have nothing but being handsome, and your future is bleak, how can you give Mengmeng happiness in the future, so I will never allow you to think about Mengmeng!" Li Ling said with disdain.

"You haven't heard of the university I went to, how do you know it's a junk university?" asked Banyuanjun with a puzzled expression.

Seeing that Banyuanjun listened to his words, he didn't have a temper at all, Li Ling couldn't help frowning, this guy was more difficult than he imagined.

As long as Banyuanjun is a little more angry now, or does it to himself because he is annoyed and angry, then things will be easy to do, and he will definitely let Lin Mengmeng see his true face clearly.

But Banyuanjun didn't look angry at all, but it made Li Ling a little difficult.

"A university in the city, no matter how good it is, how good can it be? What is a university that is not a garbage pheasant?" Li Ling said angrily.

Banyuanjun sighed, then looked at Li Ling and said: "Actually, you have always been mistaken, if you have to say, I still have some money, Tencent QQ was founded by me, and the writer whose pen name is also called Banyuanjun on the point is also me, although the net worth is not too much, but I am still more than enough to be an ordinary billionaire." ”

"Hehe, put away the dick-style humor you used to coax Mengmeng, I'm not as simple as Mengmeng, I don't eat your set, a poor dick like you, in addition to being full of unrealistic fantasies, what else will you do?" Li Ling said with a look of disgust while rolling her eyes.

Banyuanjun touched his nose, and there was a little anger in his heart.

Ma Dan's, I told my true identity, you still don't believe it, if it weren't for the fact that you are a cute roommate, I don't have to beat you to death with a big mouth.

Seeing that Banyuanjun didn't speak, Li Ling spoke again: "Why don't you blow it? Aren't you quite able to blow it? Now you're dumb? I know you're very angry in your heart, but there's no way, what I'm saying is the truth, you and Mengmeng are completely people from two worlds, and it's destined to be impossible to be together, instead of breaking up with you in the future, it's better for you to take the initiative to let her go now, in this way, you can still leave a little good memory in each other's hearts!"

Banyuanjun slapped it on the table, and the clay figure was also angry.

From beginning to end, he has been tolerating and forbearing, but this guy really has to make inches, and what he says is worse than a sentence, and now Banyuanjun really can't help it.

"What's wrong? Are you angry? Do you poke at the place where you are most ashamed, and become angry? What's wrong? Do you still want to beat me? You fight! If you slap you twice! Even if I slap you twice today, I want Mengmeng to see your scumbag nature clearly!" Li Ling said disdainfully.

Banyuanjun took two deep breaths.

This Li Ling is really hateful.

Banyuanjun wanted to show her the writer's backstage on his mobile phone to prove his identity, but after thinking about it, he held back.

Ma Dan's, even if he knows that he is the founder of Tencent QQ and knows that he is a writer Banyuanjun, can he change back if he is scolded?

Therefore, after thinking about it, Banyuanjun decided that he had to scare Li Ling and let her know what it means not to judge people by their appearance.

Thinking of this, Banyuanjun sat in front of Li Ling and said seriously: "That's right, I am not the founder of Tencent QQ, nor am I an online writer, my real identity is actually the captain of the Huaxia Dragon Group." ”

"Hehe, I've said it all, your kind of daydream humor is not funny to me at all, and you deserve a dragon word? No matter how you look at it, you are a worm!" Li Ling said disdainfully.

Banyuanjun was not annoyed, he made a gesture of taking something out of his backpack, and when he took it out, he had a beautiful mask on his hand.

This is a straight-cut mask drawn from the system lottery.

"I know you don't believe it, so I'm going to prove it to you, this thing, it looks like a mask, in fact, it's a signal receiver, the mask is just its camouflage form, wearing this mask, I can get in touch with the logistics staff of our dragon group!" said Banyuanjun holding the mask.

"Hehe, I have discovered one more of your shortcomings now, not only is he a poor dick, no self-motivation, no future, but also paranoia!" Li Ling said in disgust.

Banyuanjun said to the mask with his mouth: "Cave Demon Cave Demon, I am Dong Gui, I am Dong Gui, I need the information of this person in front of me now!"

Seeing Banyuanjun's pretentious appearance, Li Ling said disgustedly: "Put away your tricks, I'm not cute, so I won't fall for a poor dick like you, if your mask can tell you my information, I'll screw my head off and give it to you!"

Banyuanjun smiled, and then put on his mask.

After putting on the mask, Banyuanjun's mind seemed to have something more, and when he recalled it carefully, some fragments of memories passed in front of his eyes.

That's how it feels!

After reading these memories, Banyuanjun looked at Li Ling again, as if he could see through her entire life.

"Li Ling, born on March 8, 1920, has an older brother in the family, father Li Tieniu, and mother Zhang Cuihua!" said Banyuanjun.

Li Ling's eyes were cold, and then she snorted coldly: "Hmph, I didn't expect that Mengmeng didn't have a door on her mouth, and even told you about me!"

Banyuanjun ignored her and continued: "When I was two years old, I had a high fever, which caused the hearing in my left ear to be half lower than that in my right ear, and I didn't recover until I was nine years old. ”

Hearing this, Li Ling was shocked, she didn't seem to have told Lin Mengmeng about this matter.

But I'm not sure if I forgot when I said it.

When Li Ling was in doubt, Ban Yuanjun continued: "When I was five years old, I studied in XX kindergarten and liked a boy named Liu Zhiyu in the class, but because that boy didn't play with you, you scratched someone's face. ”

"How do you know?" Li Ling said as she stood up in surprise.

It is normal for a five- or six-year-old child to have a crush on each other, either because he likes him when he eats faster, or because he likes it when he runs fast, and then forgets it after a long time.

But Li Ling was criticized by teachers and parents because she scratched people's faces, so she remembered this incident deeply.

And she was sure that no one had ever said anything about it.

Even the teacher thought that he scratched the boy's face because he hated him.

But she couldn't have imagined that this secret, which no one knew, was now told by Banyuanjun.

Seeing her surprised look, Banyuanjun did not answer her question, but continued: "When I was six years old, I stole two yuan at home, and when I came home, I saw my father asking if your brother had stolen money, because I was afraid, you hid the money under your brother's pillow, and your brother was beaten. ”

Hearing this, Li Ling felt her scalp tingle, and a coldness hit her head from the back.

No one in the world knows about this except himself, how did he know?

"Seven years old.... When he was thirteen years old, he liked to read comic books but couldn't afford them, so he stole two copies from the bookstore, only to be discovered by the shopkeeper, and in order not to be known by his parents and teachers, he was molested by the smelly and old shopkeeper for an afternoon...... When I was sixteen years old, I sold my first time to a fat boss with two purple birthmarks on his stomach for a radio, well, even now, there is still a connection between you...... Last month, he successfully fell on the thigh of the president of your school's student union and became his **, but because you are not a virgin, your relationship only exists in the transaction of money and flesh, but he promised that if you help him catch up with Lin Mengmeng, he will give you 50,000 yuan at one time, and help you enter the student union, hehe, no wonder the hostility towards me is so great, it turns out that there is such a reason in it, I really don't know it, I was shocked when I saw it!" When Banyuanjun said this, he put away the mask and put it back in the system space.

And Li Ling's whole person, as if she had seen a ghost, sat slumped on the chair, unable to exert any strength.

Everything Banyuanjun said hit the weakest point in Li Ling's heart, either something she was ashamed to talk about, or something she couldn't look back on.

Moreover, everything is very confidential in her opinion, and it belongs to the kind of thing that basically no one knows, but it is all told by Banyuanjun.

Even many things, things that only she knows in the world, Banyuanjun can say without the slightest mistake.

In front of Banyuanjun, Li Ling felt as if she had been stripped clean and watched on a microscope.

This feeling of not having the slightest secret, even her heart being dissected and exposed in front of Banyuanjun instantly shattered her psychological defense.

Looking at Banyuanjun now, it was like looking at a demon from hell, which made her shudder, made her tremble, and raised infinite fear in her heart.

"You... How do you know?" asked Li Ling with a trembling voice.

"I told you, I'm the captain of the Huaxia Dragon Group!" said Banyuanjun with a natural face.

Don't need to know, he was startled, and he found out that the iron mouth straight cut mask was so strong, and he thought it was useless before.

There were only three chances to use it, and now it was used once, which made Banyuanjun even feel a trace of regret in his heart.

If I knew this thing was so powerful, I should have spared some use.

"Hua... Huaxia Dragon Group, that... What is that?" asked Li Ling tremblingly.

Actually, she didn't want to know what the Huaxia Dragon Group in Banyuanjun's mouth was, it was just a casual question she asked in a state of fear and unconsciously in her heart.

"You just need to know that I am secretly maintaining the stability of Huaxia, and if necessary, even the person who has the power of life and death!" Banyuanjun leaned towards the table and put his face close to Li Ling and said intimidatingly.

"I, I was wrong! I shouldn't laugh at you, don't kill me!" Li Ling leaned against the back wall, trembling all over, her upper and lower teeth trembling.

"Hmph, I can't guarantee this, my identity is a secret, and those who can know it, except for the insiders, are only the dead!" said Banyuanjun with a cruel look on his face.

"I, I can definitely keep it a secret, I swear with my life, today I didn't hear anything, I didn't see anything, please spare me, as long as you spare me, I am willing to do whatever I want!" Li Ling lowered her voice in fear, because she was too scared, a hot current flowed down her thighs.

Looking at Li Ling's scared appearance, Banyuanjun felt that this should be about the same, and the lesson was taught to her, and she was also angry, if she was scared, it would not be good if something happened.

So, he sat back and snorted coldly: "Hmph, according to the regulations, I had to kill people who knew my identity, but today, I opened up to you, but if you leak my identity to anyone, at that time, no one can save you!"

"Hmm, thank you big brother for sparing your life, thank you big brother for sparing your life, I promise not to say anything, I will do whatever you ask me to do, I don't dare to say bad things about you again!"

"Okay, don't cry, otherwise it's not good to make people suspicious!" said Banyuanjun with a smile.

"Yes, yes! I don't cry, I don't cry, I don't cry!" Li Ling quickly wiped away her tears and squeezed out a smile.

Banyuanjun thought about it and said: "I don't care how you choose your life, but I don't like that Ouyang ** of yours, it's his business to chase Mengmeng, I don't want you to be involved in the middle to be a helper for him." ”

"Big, big brother, I will cut off all contact with him today, and promise not to help him chase Mengmeng, Mengmeng will only be you alone in the future, whoever dares to chase her, I will not finish with anyone!" Li Ling hurriedly said.

Listening to Li Ling's words, Banyuanjun touched his chin.

This iron-mouthed straight cut mask is also too easy to use, it's really a scary artifact.

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