In this issue of the "Cross Talk Competition" program, there is a group of contestants who should be Ding Lide's old friends, and they are Li Xiaoyun and Ding Xiaofeng, who were picked off the throne by Ding Li and Liu Xiang in the last issue. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Maybe the two were really unconvinced, or maybe they were arranged by Hu Kewei, in short, they appeared on the stage of "Cross Talk Competition" again.

In the first five rounds of performances, Li Xiaoyun and Ding Xiaofeng won the qualification to challenge the champion with a high score of 600 points.

Immediately, Ding Li stepped onto the stage amid the enthusiastic applause of the audience.

Seeing that Ding Li was the only one, the audience and the judges were stunned for a moment, they thought that Ding Li was going to say stand-up comedy.

As a result, as soon as Ding Li said a beginning, Liu Xiang jumped out of the background and trotted all the way to him.

"You are Teacher Ding Liding, right?" Liu Xiang looked like a little girl chasing stars, with a surprised expression on his face.

"I'm Ding Li. Ding Li was puzzled for a moment and asked, "Are you?"

"I'm a person who cares about you. Liu Xiang said lightly.

The audience subconsciously gave applause.

"Thank you for your concern, and please hurry up, I'm going to talk about cross talk. Ding Li smiled at Liu Xiang and made a gesture of please.

"What are you doing? Mr. Ding. Liu Xiang stomped his feet vigorously and made a request like a little girl, "Can I stand here and listen to the cross talk that doesn't cost money." ”

The audience was in an instant uproar.

God, here we go again.

"Why does this sound so familiar? Ding Li muttered.

Many viewers said: Can you not be familiar with it? This is your mantra.

"By the way, Mr. Ding, I heard that there has been an accident in your cross talk industry recently?" asked Liu Xiang.

"Yes. Ding Li said a right word, then looked around the audience, and finally looked at Liu Xiang's body, "Something really happened." ”

"Can you tell me about it?"

"Of course I can, what can't, I was scolded. When Ding Li said this, everyone in the audience raised their spirits.

Good guy, there really is no overnight feud.

Earlier, Li Xiaoyun and Ding Xiaofeng had just used cross talk to scold Ding Li, and Ding Li immediately changed back.

"Why are they scolding you?"

"Why else, it must be jealousy, envy and hatred, people used to fight the lord well, but I came and robbed the lord of others, and I must feel uncomfortable. Ding Li spread his hands, revealing a helpless expression.

"They're really scoundrels. ”

"You're insulting the scoundrel. Ding Li corrected Liu Xiang's mistake.

Seeing this, Li Xiaoyun, Ding Xiaofeng, and Hu Kewei and others who stayed at home to watch the show were sitting in the backstage lounge.

I almost vomited blood in anger.

Nima?

Is there such a thing as hurtful as you?

Also insulted the word scoundrel!

"And what are they?"

"It's a dog. After Ding Li finished speaking, he immediately shook his head, "You can't use dogs, it's irresponsible to use dogs, and it's irresponsible to use pigs? ”

"What are the three words?"

"Not people. ”

"Hahaha....... The audience burst into laughter, and the applause immediately rose without money.

"Hurry down, I'm going to talk about cross talk. Ding Li looked at Liu Xiang and made a gesture to invite people for the second time.

"I want to stand here ....... Before Liu Xiang finished speaking, he was interrupted by Ding Li, he pointed at Liu Xiang and said, "If you don't leave, I'll call the security guard." ”

Hearing that security guards were to be called, Liu Xiang immediately reluctantly left the stage.

Ding Li cleared his throat and said, "I'll give everyone a single mouth." ”

Applause rang out.

"It is said that there is a second fool, has always wanted to be the class leader, once, in their class secret ballot to choose the class leader, who gets more votes, who is the class leader, at this time the two fools played a heart, spend money to hire people to vote for themselves, and later when the votes were counted, the head teacher found that something was wrong, the two fools alone actually got fifty-two votes, is the one with the most votes in their class. It's a pity that although the second fool got fifty-two votes, he still failed to be the class leader. Speaking of this, Ding Li learned the tone of a fool in dialect and said: "That class teacher, didn't you say it? Whoever gets the most votes is the squad leader, but I got fifty-two votes, and the little prince only has forty-nine votes, why is he the squad leader, I am not." ”

Ding Li's vivid and funny body language, for the wonderful facial expressions, suddenly showed a second fool vividly in front of the audience.

The audience's applause immediately rang out.

At the same time, there was their laughter and cheers.

"The head teacher smiled and asked the second fool, the second classmate, let me ask you, how many students are in our class?"

The second fool thought about it and replied, fifty classmates. ”

"The head teacher said again, there are fifty students in our class, how can you get fifty-two votes?"

In the end, out of comfort for the two fools, the head teacher decided to re-vote for the class president, and at this time the two fools began to use their brains. Ding Li gestured with his right hand, "Don't say it, the second fool thought for five minutes, and really came up with a way, that is, he spent his own money to help the little prince brush the tickets, and the brush was very ruthless, and the last statistics showed that the little prince alone got 3,500 votes, which was the same as the students in the whole school." ”

At this time, both the audience at the scene and in front of the TV were relieved, it turned out that the joke told by Ding Li was actually a response to the ticket swiping incident that happened to him not long ago.

The wronged little prince in it refers to him.

The second fool who was originally swiping the ticket by himself, but he turned out to be ruthless, and was found to be blaming the little prince, alluding to Li Xiaoyun and Ding Xiaofeng.

The audience applauded again.

Ding Li bowed very seriously to the audience, then straightened up and continued: "Little prince...... ”

As soon as he finished saying the three words of the little prince, Liu Xiang, who was wearing a robe, rushed to the stage for the second time, came to Ding Li, looked around left and right, and said to Ding Li in a low voice: "Dude, I'll tell you a news." ”

"What's the news?"

"Scoop, don't spread the news, Ding Li has an accident. ”

"What happened to Ding Li? Isn't he being scolded?" Ding Li wondered.

"Ding Li was scolded? This is all old news, just now. Liu Xiang looked around, "Didn't someone scold Ding Li's cross talk for not being good? As a result, because of this, Ding Li fainted, and when he was sent to the hospital, the doctor said that there was something wrong with his lungs." ”

"What's wrong with Ding Li's lungs?"

"His lungs are not human lungs, but chicken lungs. ”

"Ding Li. Ding Li said loudly: "A big living person, his lungs are not human lungs, they are chicken lungs, is this like words?"