_Chapter 51 Catfish

After doing this, Tian Yan smiled and said: "Old man, is there anything in this world that you don't know? My uncle has always had a very high vision, and he also admires you. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Qiao Feifei was unexpected, and only said: "How wonderful this world is, and it is very mysterious, who dares to talk nonsense, saying such all-knowing and all-knowing crazy things?"

Tian Yan smiled again: "Old man, when you are still modest, it is really rare. ”

Qiao Feifei smiled and said, "Where am I humble? It's just that the more I know, the less I know." How big is this world? If there is a high wall at the end, how can the world outside the wall be born? Have you ever wondered?"

Tian Yan was stunned, and after thinking about it, there was a little fear in his heart, but he heard Qiao Feifei say again: "Since we are dust, we must have the consciousness of dust, just go with the flow." He pointed to the two eggs on the table, salivated and asked, "Good boy, do you want a pheasant with a few more heads?"

Tian Yan was stunned for a moment and said, "Old man, what are you planning again?"

Speaking of these, Qiao Feifei immediately radiated and shouted: "A flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, but I came up with a whimsical way to cooperate with these two eggs." If it does, it's hard to say how many more heads there are, but it's certainly more than three. ”

Tian Yan didn't know the crazy energy of this old man, snorted, and asked, "If it doesn't work, what should I do?"

Qiao Feifei said with a smile: "If it doesn't work, naturally I won't even have a head, so let me practice and accumulate some experience, which is also a great achievement." As he spoke, he grabbed Tian Yan's sleeve and said, "Good boy, it's just two eggs, one of which is still a dead thing, you won't ...... So stingy, huh?"

Tian Yan sighed, waved his hand, and said, "Okay, okay, just go and concoct it, as long as you don't come to toss me." ”

Qiao Feifei cheered, and said, "Did I toss you badly? Where did your one-body nine souls come from? Master, what kind of person I am, you just have to come out with more confidence!" He couldn't wait to grab the two eggs in his hand, and continued: "These two brothers are born of compatriots, and their bloodlines are very similar, and this dead egg has not been dead for a long time, and the essence is there, if they are combined together and turned into a new egg, I don't need to say more about the rest of the things?"

Tian Yan was speechless, found a chair and sat down, looking at this old Shi Wei. I saw that Qiao Feifei was flipping around again, and finally moved a small fish tank from the corner. The fish tank was transparent, and there was some light silver liquid in it, and a black silver carp was lying quietly, with its wide mouth moving slightly, and there were golden spots around its body, which was extremely strange.

Qiao Feifei took out a turquoise wooden hairpin, stretched it into the jar and stirred it a few times, then heard the sizzling sound, and the pale silver liquid was bubbling and turning, as if it was boiling. The silver carp swung its tail and spun around the tank a few times, and its whole body turned golden, which was extremely bright. I heard a pop of water, and a golden light flew out of the tank and stopped on the table, and it was the silver carp that jumped out.

When the silver carp left the fish tank, it was not uncomfortable to lose water, and its big tail was divided to both sides, but it was a straight chest and a concave belly, and the person stood up. A few long strands of long beard on the side of the wide mouth hung straight down to the table, trembling and shaking, and he was very angry.

I saw that the catfish's two short front fins were forked to the waist, and the urn said angrily: "Grandpa Yu is sleeping soundly, you old man, but what are you doing to make a fuss?"

Qiao Feifei smiled and said, "You stupid fish, you will only sleep if you have nothing to eat." Now there is something to reward you, will you sleep or not?" took the egg in his hand to the catfish and shook it back.

The catfish raised its head and sniffed a few times, and a few whiskers suddenly raised their heads, and shouted, "What kind of good thing is this? It tastes so special, quickly bring it to me and taste it!"

Qiao Feifei said: "That's not simple, you call me Grandpa Qiao, and I will give you a taste." ”

The catfish didn't hesitate, shouted a few times Grandpa Qiao, and shouted again: "My mouth is broken, what are you waiting for?"

Qiao Feifei laughed and said, "You have taken it!" stretched out his hand, and he was about to throw the egg in his hand.

The catfish bounced up in response, its wide mouth opened wide, and when the food flew in, it was going to have a good meal. Who knew that Qiao Feifei was cheating, and the egg was still in his hand, but a black fish hook shot out, hanging the catfish's jaw straight and hanging in the air

The catfish was about to struggle, and several green rays of light flew out of Qiao Feifei's hand, circling each other a few times, weaving a small fishing net and covering it.

The catfish couldn't move at all, and its wide mouth was pulled wide open by the hook, but Wu squeezed out some muffled voices from his throat and scolded: "You old thief, you are also treacherous! What are you doing to entertain your fish grandfather?"

Qiao Feifei snorted and said, "You slippery and don't keep your hands, who is patient to catch them with your hands." Don't worry, you can eat it. The green light flew out of his hand again, and it spun around the two eggs, and in a short time, the eggshells all turned into powder and landed on the table. Inside, however, it was intact, with egg whites wrapped in yolks, suspended silently, and never moved.

Tian Yan saw that the colors of the two eggs were already a little different. A brilliant and bright, full of charm, a little bright red in the center of the egg yolk, very eye-catching. Although the other one was not too much different, there was a faint gray color, and the red spot in the center of the egg yolk was also dim, showing purple and black marks. With such a comparison, the good and bad are clear at a glance, and sure enough, there is a stillbirth. But just as Qiao Feifei said, he has not been dead for a long time, and the essence is there.

The catfish saw this scene, but he was in a hurry, and Ho Ho shouted: "I don't want to eat that rotten egg, if I want to eat it, I will eat the fresh one!"

How could Qiao Feifei care about it, and said, "Some eat and eat, and they are all hung on the hook, where are there so many pickies?" manipulated the green light to wrap the two shelled eggs and threw them into the catfish's mouth one after another.

The catfish's jaw was dragged by the hook, and the two shelled eggs drilled through its throat and fell into its belly.

Qiao Feifei smiled and asked, "Little loach, tell me, how does this egg taste?"

The catfish was so depressed that he lamented, "It's a pity, I didn't chew it, and let it slide in whole, how do you know what it tastes like? ”

Qiao Feifei took out another piece of turquoise silk thread, made a ball at one end, and threw it into the catfish's belly, while the other end was left outside and ignored it.

After a while, Tian Yan found that the turquoise color of the silk thread seemed to have been reduced a little, thinking that it had its function.

And so, it's over. Tian Yan smiled and said, "Old man, give birth to a fish, let you concoct it like this." Poor, pitiful!"

The catfish also shouted: "Old thief, Grandpa Yu is full, why don't you let me go? If you really annoy me, I will hurt my heart and die for you!"

Qiao Feifei snorted: "Little loach, if you say something else, I will believe it." You said you want to kill yourself, then please stop it!" he thought the catfish was noisy, so he picked up a book, rolled it into a cylinder, and stuffed it into the fish's throat.

The catfish was very angry, but he couldn't speak anymore, ho-ho a few times, but choked a cough and gagging, so he had to stop breathing, like a preserved fish, hanging in the air.

Qiao Feifei said: "Today's incident is an unprecedented innovation in the world, and this little loach is fortunate to participate in it, which is its luck." What's a little pain?"

Tian Yan smiled bitterly, remembering that his family was fortunate in his three lives, when he was guilty under Qiao Feifei's hands, and then looked at the catfish hanging in the air, and under it, there was some sympathy for the same disease.