Chapter 663: Looking for Me to Cross Talk? Angry!
Lin Chen was indeed a little stunned!
He didn't expect Donghai Satellite TV to come to ask him to help the rivers and lakes, because the actor Meng Fa, who was going to talk about cross talk with Jiao Hao, had a heart attack and was hospitalized, which made Donghai Satellite TV a little anxious, so Zou Ping, as the chief director, came to Lin Chen.
After all, Lin Chen is about to join Donghai Satellite TV, which is also his own person, so Zou Ping feels that Lin Chen has to be busy no matter what.
Lin Chen smiled bitterly after hearing Zou Ping's words at this time: "Director Zou, it's not that I don't help, the problem is that I don't know how to talk cross talk." ”
"Hehe, Mr. Lin, you don't have to worry about this. ”
Zou Ping laughed: "This cross talk is not a traditional cross talk, and there is no need for anything like 'speaking, learning, teasing, singing', in fact, there is a script, you just need to act according to the content of the script." ”
"Forget it, Director Zou, it's really not that I don't give face to the stage, but I'm really not good at it, and I also have a lot of things to do. ”
Lin Chen shook his head slightly, tonight is the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and the Spring Festival Gala of 'Donghai Satellite TV' will start tomorrow, do you really think you are a special all-round or what?
Besides, "Those Years" is working overtime to shoot the finale scene, and Lin Chen really doesn't have time at this time.
Hearing Lin Chen's difficulties, Zou Ping couldn't say anything, after all, he also knew how much pressure Lin Chen had in the movie "Those Years", so he could only say helplessly: "Since this is the case, then okay!"
After hanging up the phone, Lin Chen also took a look at the Internet, and at this time the news on the Internet had already come out.
"Bombshell news. Jiao Hao may not be able to participate in the 'East China Sea Spring Festival Gala' this year, because his new show and his partner Meng Fa were hospitalized with a heart attack. ”
Jiao Hao is proud of his back words this year, and this time the CCTV Spring Festival Gala can breathe a sigh of relief. ”
"Damn, I'm just going to the program of 'Donghai Satellite TV' Lao Jiao. This product complains about the Spring Festival Gala every year, and it has become a must-see show for me every year. ”
"I heard that the name of Lao Jiao and Meng Fa's show is 'Jiao Bu Li Meng', and it is said that the laughter is quite good, but this is the end. ”
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There is really a lot of news on the Internet, this time Lin Chen understands why Donghai Satellite TV is in such a hurry, it is obvious that this Jiao Proud program is the finale of Donghai Satellite TV every year, this time Meng Fa suddenly said that it couldn't be done, they were naturally anxious.
Donghai Satellite TV rehearsal scene!
The assistant director asked, "Director Zou." What did Mr. Lin say?"
Zou Ping smiled bitterly: "Teacher Lin said that it was too late, and he couldn't speak cross talk, so he couldn't help." ”
The assistant director said a little depressedly: "He will soon be a member of our satellite TV." Won't this Jianghu help in an emergency?"
"Old Fan, you can't say that. ”
Zou Ping waved his hand and said, "It's really bad to temporarily let Mr. Lin help the rivers and lakes, and don't forget that Mr. Lin has not had a good time recently." ”
The other also sighed: "yes, who says it's not." What kind of bombardment has Mr. Lin's movies been? Some professors even jumped out one after another. ”
Which assistant director continued: "I don't understand if this Mr. Lin came to our TV station to produce a program? Do you have to make a movie?"
Zou Ping smiled and said: "This Teacher Lin has never taken the usual path, okay, let's not mention this matter, let's think about Lao Jiao's show." ”
At this time, Jiao Hao, who had already arrived, asked, "Director Zou, what did Teacher Lin say?"
Zou Ping smiled bitterly: "Teacher Lin said that there is no time. ”
Jiao Hao smiled and said, "This is what I expected, after all, Mr. Lin has been very busy recently, en." It's a big deal, I'll talk about this show with my old partner Shi Hai. ”
"That's all there is to it. ”
"yes, but it feels a little less baggage that way. ”
"There's no way around it. ”
Others had no choice but to reluctantly accept this approach.
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Many people on Weibo are still discussing Jiao Pride. Of course, more people are complaining about the Spring Festival Gala, and even bombarding how rubbish the Spring Festival Gala is, and even many people said that they would boycott the Spring Festival Gala.
Recently, the Spring Festival Gala is getting worse and worse year by year, and the satisfaction every time is quite low, everyone is looking forward to this year's Spring Festival Gala, after all, the youngest director Fu Qirong participated, but after the Spring Festival Gala list came out, everyone felt that they wanted to be dogs.
What's so innovative about this list?
Therefore, the Spring Festival Gala is coming up tonight, it can be said that the online complaints have reached the extreme, and the Weibo under the CCTV Spring Festival Gala is even more scolding, which also makes them have to delete the comments urgently, which angers the majority of netizens.
You're really shameless.
If you say yes, why do you want to listen to the people's opinions?
Oh yes, it's really special that you don't want Bilian!
Of course, everyone didn't just go to the official Weibo of the 'CCTV Spring Festival Gala' to collectively scold, and even many people went to Fu Qirong's official Weibo to scold, but this one was even more desperate, and he directly banned the comments.
That's right, it's forbidden for anyone to comment!
Fu Qirong's glass-hearted approach naturally got a lot of ridicule, and even a lot of marketing accounts jumped out and forwarded Fu Qirong's Weibo, so Fu Qirong couldn't sit still and finally issued a Weibo statement.
In this statement, Fu Qirong only said that the 'Spring Festival Gala' must be the people's Spring Festival Gala, and this Spring Festival Gala, don't just look at the program list, please rest assured to watch the live broadcast at night, etc., in the end, this Fu Qirong even ridiculed Lin Chen and Jiao Hao in the statement.
I have to say that Fu Qirong's official Weibo made many people a little drunk.
"Ya, you're really talking nonsense, damn, you haven't watched the show list, what are we watching?"
"Yes, don't you look at what long-legged Europe? ”
"Hehe, go to your paralysis, and besides, do you have a grudge against Teacher Lin, I want to ask if this matter has anything to do with Teacher Lin?"
"That's right. This **** has already mocked Mr. Lin three or four times. ”
"Yes, paralysis, it's just a stupid lack of one. ”
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Many people looked at this Fu Qirong's Weibo and were a little dizzy. As for Lin Chen's fans, they felt furious, because the last time Fu Qirong bombarded Lin Chen, he was also a little inexplicably defined as Lin Chen's three vulgarities.
At this time, Lin Chen was also drunk when he saw Weibo, did your paralyzed Lao Tzu sleep with your daughter-in-law or soak your daughter?
Lin Chen carefully recalled that he and this Fu Qirong were really special mothers, and it seemed that there was no holiday at all, how could this product be endlessly like a mad dog?
Thinking of this, Lin Chen was also energetic, looking at this guy Wei Boli with that smug energy, as if he was saying how much he deserved Jiao Proud's program in Donghai Satellite TV.
Thinking like this, Lin Chen took the lead in dialing Zhao Hai's phone.
After a few rings, Zhao Hai connected: "Teacher Lin." Happy New Year, I was about to call you. ”
Lin Chen said: "Brother Zhao is polite, you won't go to other Spring Festival Galas for the New Year." ”
Zhao Hai smiled bitterly: "Teacher Lin." I want to participate in other Spring Festival Galas, but the problem is that no one has invited me because of my popularity. ”
Lin Chen nodded and said, "This is true, unless any satellite TV is blind before inviting you." ”
"Khan!"
Zhao Hai knelt down: "Teacher Lin, are you specifically attacking me for the New Year?"
"Huh. All right. To get down to business, I wanted to ask if you have time tomorrow night?"
Lin Chen asked with a smile.
"Tomorrow night?"
Zhao Haiyi groaned: "Have time, Mr. Lin, do you have anything to do?"
"When you have time, wait for me to call. ”
Saying that, Lin Chen hung up the phone directly.
"Well, what's going on?"
Zhao Hai obviously felt a little inexplicable, and listened to the beep on the other side of the phone.
As for Lin Chen, he was not idle after hanging up the phone, but directly began to type.
Why?
Lin Chen remembered the urine sex of the Spring Festival Gala every year, but he had a few more classic stalks in his mind. He was ready to fuse straight together.
In half an hour, Lin Chen almost wrote down the general idea. He believes that as long as Jiao is proud of these stalks, he will definitely be able to understand them after reading them.
Besides, Zhao Hai has a foundation in cross talk, and this guy has said a cross talk before.
Therefore, if these two partners are the most suitable in Lin Chen's opinion.
So Lin Chen found Zou Ping's phone and called back directly.
"En?Lin Chen??"
Zou Ping, who was at the rehearsal site, was a little puzzled when he saw the phone call, and said after connecting: "Mr. Lin, do you have anything to do?"
Lin Chen said: "Director Zou, I want to ask if Jiao Hao's cross talk work has been decided?"
"Hehe, it's already decided, it's with his old partner. ”
Zou Ping smiled and quipped, "What's the matter?"
"Khan, it's not. ”
Lin Chen said: "It's me who has a work here, I want to ask Jiao Hao if he is interested, and I have chosen all the candidates for him." ”
"What? Do you have a work?"
Zou Ping is a little dizzy, you don't even understand cross talk, what kind of 'cross talk works' do you make?
Isn't that?
Therefore, Zou Ping said without the slightest hesitation: "Hehe, Mr. Lin, thank you for your kindness, but Lao Jiao has already prepared the work, so forget it." ”
"That, Director Zou, can you let me say a few words to Jiao Hao?"
Lin Chen said a little helplessly, he naturally heard Zou Ping's perfunctory, and even afraid that this Zou Ping thought that he was a scumbag, girl, if you were invited to help, you didn't help, but you didn't need you, but you came up instead.
There's no way, who made Lin Chen feel very unhappy now?
Seeing Fu Qirong's death, Lin Chen felt that this breath could only be smoothed out.
"Okay, wait a minute!"
Zou Ping thought about it for a while, but let Jiao Hao answer the phone.
As a result, Lin Chen and Jiao Hao chatted about their thoughts for a while, and in an instant, it was like Wang Ba was suddenly embarrassed when he saw mung beans, and the more they chatted, the happier they became, and the more they chatted, the more energetic they became.
These memes are really good, and they're all new.
Well, this burden is also in place.
Cheng, Mr. Lin, I am waiting for you now.
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After hanging up the phone, Lin Chen made a direct call to Zhao Hai, and then the two of them killed Donghai together.
When he was on the way, Lin Chen simply explained to Zhao Hai, but Zhao Hai, who had always been a little teasing Fan and didn't care about anything, was a little silent.
"What's the matter? Brother Zhao, it can't be that you don't have confidence. ”
Lin Chen said while driving: "I'm very optimistic about you." ”
"There is faith. ”
Zhao Hai said helplessly at this time: "Teacher Lin, you have helped me one after another, I don't know how to repay it." ”
Lin Chen smiled: "Don't promise by yourself, I'm not a man." ”
Zhao Hai suddenly twisted a little at this time: "Actually, Mr. Lin, I can go to South Korea to change sex." ”
"I'll go, Brother Zhao, I'll kick you out if you do this again. ”
Lin Chen was almost disgusted to death by Zhao Hai's sudden words.
"Haha. ”
Zhao Hai laughed: "Teacher Lin, I thought you were invincible." ”
Lin Chen smiled bitterly: "Yes, Brother Zhao, I admit that you are a senior in the shameless part, and you can fight Lao Jiao for three hundred rounds in a while." ”
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The two were joking in the car while talking about some stalks in the cross talk, and at the same time, Lin Chen also tried his best to let some jokes in his previous life tell Zhao Hai something.
2 hours later, Lin Chen and Zhao Hai came to Donghai Satellite TV.
Lin Chen also saw Jiao Hao for the first time, he was not tall, he also had a bald head, and he smiled like a Maitreya Buddha.
"Mr. Lin, I can count on seeing you. ”
Jiao said with a smile.
"Teacher Jiao, you are polite, I have been friends with you for a long time. ”
Lin Chen also said politely.
Well, after the two of them turned over politely, they finally got down to business.
Zou Ping and several assistant directors and staff were also there, and when they read this simple script, coupled with the cooperation of Zhao Hai and Jiao Hao, they were also a little surprised.
"This, this effect is okay. ”
"Yes, I feel that Zhao Hai can catch every word that Lao Jiao says. ”
"This rehearsal is absolutely good all day and night. ”
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Zou Ping and the other members of the director team of the 'East China Sea Spring Festival Gala' looked at Zhao Hai and Jiao Hao, and this casual confrontation had this effect, and their eyes lit up for a while.
So they used this cross talk without any objection, and at the same time, the official live broadcast will start tomorrow night, so naturally Jiao Hao and Zhao Hai will have to work overtime to rehearse.
'Donghai Satellite TV's official Weibo also announced the news later, they just said that there will be mysterious guests, or even unexpected guests to take Meng Fa's place, and at the same time say a new cross talk.
This news also made netizens happy and stunned.
Glad that Lao Jiao's cross talk was not killed, they could watch it, but who was stunned was who this mysterious guest was?
There was a lot of fun to discuss on the Internet for a while, and of course, as the time approached, everyone finally turned all their attention to the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.
Lin Chen, Jiang Zhou, Mao Xin, and Gao Fushuai prepared a large table of dishes, and then turned on the TV, preparing to watch the Spring Festival Gala together for the New Year.
Jiang Zhou and Mao Xin can't go back, and as for Gao Fushuai's gang, they don't want to celebrate the New Year with their own Lao Tzu.
"The Spring Festival Gala, the Spring Festival Gala has begun. ”
Mao Xin also shouted when he watched the TV at this time: "I want to see what is different about this year's Spring Festival Gala." (To be continued.) )