Chapter 311: Being helped to the toilet

Short had drunk a lot of alcohol that night, and when he got home, he was unconscious.

He lay down on the couch and exhaled.

Winnie and Ma Lu were waiting for Short at home while applying masks, but they didn't expect to wait for a drunken drunk to come back, and they looked at each other for a while, not knowing what to do.

This was probably the second time that Short had been drunk in front of them, and the two had already seen Short's wine.

Drunk too much is divided into drunken and martial drunk, and Short definitely does not belong to the category of drunkenness.

But this will make him sleep so sweetly, and from time to time he makes a dream-like smacking sound, like a child breastfeeding, crepe, can be described as cute, if there is no alcohol.

The two beauties looked at the time, this mask just put it on and couldn't take it off, and it was not easy to speak, so they could only lean on the sofa and spend time.

After a while, Short rolled over and rolled down from the sofa to the carpet, his face hit the ground, and it was called a sturdy!

Thanks to the thick weaving of Turkey, the carpet is also powerful, so as not to break him into crooked melons and cracked dates.

He continued to snort...... One leg is still on the sofa, and the whole body maintains a swooping position.

It's hard to watch.

Short doesn't think so, sweetly.

At this time, Kong Yao appeared and spread her hands, looking helpless.

"I want to go to the toilet, I want to go to the toilet...... " Short cried out with his eyes closed suddenly, and he tried to stand up himself, but his legs were as stiff as two chopsticks.

Ma Lu and Winnie went one after the other, and one of them grabbed one of Short's arms, like dragging a dead dog, and took the trouble to settle Short and make him sit on the sofa.

Short opened his eyes and looked at Ma Lu and said, "I don't know ......."

Turning his head to look at Winnie again, he said, "I don't know ......."

They are all wearing masks, and this drunk can't tell which one is right and which is which.

"Who are you, why are you in my house?" Short said, feeling a little angry.

The two beauties still can't answer, talking with a mask will produce wrinkles, which means that the mask is white and counterproductive, so you can't talk when you wear a mask.

Seeing that the two of them didn't speak, Schott looked straight ahead drunkenly, and saw Kong Yao standing with his arms crossed, looking at the lively posture.

Drunk like this, he still knows his family, and he still recognizes Kong Yao.

"You help me to the bathroom. A commanding tone.

is still drunk, Kong Yao is empty, how to help him?

"Go by yourself, how can I help you!" Kong Yao ignored him and immediately went back.

Unexpectedly, Short was unyielding, insisted on her help, and said firmly: "You must help, I can still use my legs!"

It's all 93 frog jumps, which will peak muscle fatigue, which is really fatal.

"Hey, drunk like this, do you still remember that there is a debtor and a debtor......" Kong Yao wanted to laugh and held back.

Ma Lu and Winnie were very curious, gesturing to ask why.

Kong Yao told the story of Short's fight with her on the way to Ma Yu, rock-paper-scissors, and his ill intentions, and he was punished for jumping frogs after being defeated.

The two beauties invariably stretched out their thumbs to Kong Yao and praised them!

Short entered the drunken void again, ignoring everything in front of him, and muttered to himself: "Help me to the toilet......"

Kong Yao had no choice but to tease him and say, "The concubine can't do it......"

It's hard to laugh.

Suddenly, Short stood up with all his strength, and made a gesture to untie his front crotch and take out the dick to solve it on the spot......

All three exclaimed at the same time!

It is estimated that it is a decibel level, Short shuddered, his hand loosened and he stood unsteadily, and fell down again......

"Let's help him to get there, lest he stain the carpet." Kong Yao gave advice to the two female companions.

Ma Lu and Winnie looked at each other and nodded.

I saw the two of them holding one of Short's arms, lifting him up and walking towards the bathroom......

Short also muttered reluctantly, "I have a girlfriend, who are you?" I have a girlfriend, who are you?"

It's really angry and laughing, but I can't help it.

The two beauties had no choice but to close their eyes and support Short one by one...... Anyway, his urine was really long, so much so that Shortt was a little embarrassed after urinating, explaining: "I drank too much beer......

Turning back again, the time for the two beauties to mask was also up, and I saw the two of them rushing to the bathroom...... After removing the mask, the two of them came to Shortt's side one by one, seeing that this posture was about to seek revenge......

How did Short know what the situation was, he was comfortable after a soak of pee, closed his eyes and snored slightly, and slept soundly again.

Ma Lu pinched Schott's chin, Winnie unscrewed a bottle of mineral water, and poured most of the bottle of water into him, it turned out that it was not to seek revenge, but to be afraid that he would wake up in the middle of the night and ask for water to drink, so he replenished water in advance.

After such a big project, the two threw Short on the couch and let him sleep, of course, a blanket still had to be put on for him.

"Damn! It's so cool for men to pee, you can do it while standing!" Ma Lu hugged the women.

Seeing that Winnie was noncommittal, Ma Lu was still unsatisfied, and said: "Do you say that men are so magical, they are drunk like that, and they can still aim at ......"

"Whew!" Winnie blushed and questioned, "How do you know, you're peeking?"

"So what, don't look at nothing, don't look at it...... The words ...... "Ma Lu continued to communicate the scene he witnessed...... It's the rhythm of full scale!

"Stop, stop......," Winnie said continuously, "The girl's family should have the appearance of a girl, just put it in her own heart, and don't say it." ”

"Okay...... But ......" Ma Lu still wanted to communicate, and the words came to her mouth and swallowed, thinking about it, forget it, the creature of a man is indeed enough to brainstorm.

"Can I speak?" Kong Yao said after seeing that Ma Lu was completely silent, "Ma Yu asked Schott to meet tonight, but I didn't expect to help him instead of blaming him, so Schott drank big as soon as his emotions were released, plus there are many superstars, they are all idols that are usually only seen on the screen......"

That's what it looks like!

"Who are they?" Ma Lu was excited again when she heard it, she was a complete fan girl, and she didn't have specific preferences, she belonged to the type of anyone who was handsome and killed. "Our family idol...... Hey, it seems that I don't have a special fan of idols, Winnie, what about you?"

"Me?" Winnie smiled and shook her head, "Wu Yanzu counts as one." ”

"Can you have a good chat?" Kong Yao saw that the two female companions were completely indistinguishable, just like a little girl talking in a lying room, there was no focus, only the opposite sex, she was angry for a while and protested.