"She was still wearing a raincoat when she came in, but she said, 'I'm not wearing clothes, I can't come out yet.'" I didn't wear it, ha, I just laughed to death. ”

Qiao Mu held the script and read the lines slowly. It's just that this part is not his own line, but by passerby A.

Shi Shi leaned aside, wearing glasses, and looked intently at the stack of scripts in his hand. Her eyebrows furrowed deeply, and she said: "This script is so bad, it is to write daily life, I guess I can be a director." ”

Qiao Mu rarely did not refute, when he saw it, he felt the same way. This script is a bit thick, and after turning it over for a few days, I feel that many characters and events seem a little irrelevant. "It's too redundant, a lot of things are unnecessary," he said. ”

Farhati is like a paranoid, his script presents the life of the protagonist "Wang Jun", teaching, and acting in dramas one by one.

However, out of respect for the famous director.

Qiao Mu tried to understand how Wang Jun was affected and changed from the perspective of other characters in the play. It's a pity that it backfired, and these trivial things seem to be a simple life.

He felt more and more that the protagonist was like a mentally retarded person.

This movie was finally named "Storm in the East China Sea".

In fact, it is about a couple facing demolition, and they have to become a little rich when they see it, so they are excited to find a place to settle down first. After the move, his wife was attacked, and instead of calling the police, the guy was trying to find the person who attacked her, because he found a small raincoat and money that had not been used at the scene, and he felt humiliated.

Because his wife was mistaken for a former tenant and was treated as a stumble, it hurt his self-esteem as a straight male cancer patient.

"My eyes are tired to see. ”

Qiao Mu stood up, stretched, gasped and said, "I want to go out and hang around and breathe." Would you like to bring you something to eat when you come back?"

It was afternoon, and a beam of sunlight through the floor-to-ceiling window directly enveloped his body, which was particularly dazzling.

Shi Shi tilted her head and looked at the dazzling guy, she stretched out her hand to cover her eyes and said, "Let's go out together, I haven't been out for a long time." ”

Qiao Mute was speechless, cheeky will be contagious. He said, "Wool, how many hours have you been back?"

Shi Shi stood up and jumped on his back, following like a little girl. She said: "I just caught up with Concubine Nan, and I didn't go anywhere." Finally, Xiaoxiao and Yunyun fell asleep, and the two of us were left to go out for a walk. ”

Qiao Mu held her shriveled buttocks and said, "What should I do when I wake up?"

"The stinky fox is here!" Shi Shi whispered softly to his ear, blowing a crisp breeze.

Qiao Mu glanced at it and could see the corners of her mouth with a very embarrassed smile.

Shi Shi has always been unable to accept Da Mi Mi, even if she is no longer as repulsive as before.

I don't know when this barrier will be broken.

Left and right, the ultimate fantasy of sleeping together, I don't know when it will be realized. He sighed and said something boundless, "Seriously, you little ass is so good at giving birth." My mother said that you must only give birth to a daughter with this body. ”

"If you have a big butt, you will give birth to a son, that's all feudal thinking. Shi Shi's head rested on his shoulder, and he reached out to pluck his earrings, as if he had found a great plaything.

Qiao Mu carried the uncle on his back and walked slowly towards the door, he said, "That's not either. There is always something credible about what the older generation says. ”

"Honestly, you just like big butts, don't you?"

"Doesn't your conscience hurt when you say this?"

"What does it hurt?"

"You flat-chested, deflated buttocks, little short legs, I'm with you. Do you still doubt this, doubt that, is it interesting?"

Qiao Mu glanced back at the two eyes, and felt that this was reasonable, and he had true love for Shi Shi.

But Shi Shi said, "Ah, little wood, you can be regarded as having been caught by the fox's tail by me." You just like big waves and long legs, don't you?"

This acting skill is worrying.

Anyway, I pretended to be angry and angry. With this shy smile, who would believe that this person was angry?

Qiao Mu pandered and said, "Amazing, this master." You're right, you didn't go wrong at all, all right. ”

"And who do you like?" Shi Shi then asked.

"What do you mean?"

It was just a joke, he didn't even think about how to make up the follow-up, how did he know who he liked?

Shi Shi asked: "In the entertainment industry, who do you like?"

Qiao Mu racked his brains, but he couldn't think of it. It's a big butt, and he immediately thinks of last year's "I'm an Actor", well, no, it should be the guy who became popular in "I'm a Singer". He said, "Does Deng Ziqi count?"

Shi Shi had some impressions, and she asked, "That one who always likes to wear leather pants?"

"She also wears as many pants as Wang's leather pants. Qiao Mu did not deny it, nor did he kill him, but said a more pertinent answer.

Shi Shi muttered to himself, "That's short, and then it's fat, so it looks like a big butt." To be honest, she also has no breasts, no legs, and looks fat, not at all. ”

Look at this poisonous tongue, this spicy, it doesn't seem to be a little difficult to serve as a judge of Supergirl.

"Does Fan Ye count?"

"It's definitely not counting, it's just that the crotch is big. Her legs are not long, her waist is thick, and her size is small. ”

"You know?"

"Well, you can see it. ”

"You're a little too harsh. In my imagination, there are only a few of them, you think they are right, does Liu Yan count? Do you know it? It is one of the three treasures of light in Xie Nan's previous company. ”

Qiao Mu suddenly remembered that he almost forgot this stunner, the dream goddess of countless otaku.

Shi Shi nodded slightly, squinted his eyes, and said with a bright light: "It's close, I've seen her." Her legs aren't long, and they're very thick, you think about it. ”

Qiao Mu listened to the fragmented thoughts in his ears. With a depressed face, her own figure, that's it. It's all up to the magazines and the pictures that depend on P, and you still dislike other people, is it interesting?

Walk to the garage and drive to the Pearl River.

Qiao Mu looked ahead and asked, "Where are we going?"

Shi Shi said, "Go to the movies?"

"This movie is said to be the last, and I am very moved by the finale. Qiao Mu said.

He knows all about the movies that have been released recently. Except for "The Taoist Goes Down the Mountain", which stabilized the level of Shen Kaige, and "Monster Hunt", which is the most powerful water injection in the history of domestic films, it may have good box office results in the early days.

Shi Shi was curious, it hasn't been many days since it was released, and what can she be moved by the level of the junior four? She asked, "Have you seen it?"

"No, I don't. ”

"So what are you moved by?"

"That guy, finally found out in conscience that he didn't continue to disrupt the film market. He has been disgusting with the audience like this, which will cause domestic fans to gradually lose confidence in domestic movies. ”

From the perspective of the market, Qiao Mu feels that the end of the small era may be a good opportunity for the film market to change.

"Then let's go see "Gardenia Blossoms"?"

“……”

Come on, just after praising the childhood, I missed Mr. He's stubble.

filmed a bad movie, so that the fans of Xiaosi can despise it, which shows that he is standing at the low level of the film industry.

Why is it not the lowest level? That's because there is no one before and no one after it, bringing together Tong Dawei, Liu Tianwang, and Grandma Chi Ling, and everyone starred in the fashion travel blockbuster "Heavenly Machines Just Teasing You".

Speaking of the Fuchuan Mountain Residence Map, Qiao Mu suddenly remembered, and he said, "Does Grandma Zhilin count?"

Shi Shi asked, "What?"

Qiao Mule said, he said: "34, 24, 36, she is still the legendary nine-headed body, is she a perfect body?"

"The body in the modeling world is really good. However, it is a pity that she is too old. ”

"yes, that's why I call her Grandma Zhilin. ”

The car stopped.

The two put on their sun hats and got out of the car.

Shi Shi took his arm and asked, "Have you thought about it, what movie are you watching?"

"Fill the water and catch the monster!"

Thinking about it, this movie is still in line with his aesthetics. He said: "I heard that this movie is a remake. The original starring role was Ke Zhendong, who was arrested last year, but because he was banned, he had no choice but to change to Jing Boran. ”

Shi Shi said: "When I was a child, I heard that all the shots were cut. However, the small house is also sucked together, why is it okay?"

"You mean it's in "The Taoist Goes Down the Mountain"?"

"Hmm. ”

"He had a good baby and a good father. But seriously, his music teacher is Li Zongshi, and the movie is convenient for his father and a group of big names, but he can't get out of it. It can be seen that no matter what the environment is, whether you can come out in the end or not depends on yourself. ”

"Just like you, your dad is the richest man in Asia. Your mother is also an invisible rich man, who has invested in education and health care. As a result, you can't do business, and you can't study. ”

Shi Shi felt the same way, and she felt that the person next to her was like this.

Qiao Mu couldn't wait to pull out this guy's ear, and said, "Repeat it many times, I was admitted to the University of California, Berkeley with my ability." They didn't fire me because of my bad grades. ”

"Scumbag. ”

Shi Shi ignored him, and after speaking, he spread his hand, ran to the ticket office, and went to buy tickets in a hurry.

Qiao Mu shook his head, he took out his mobile phone, ready to check the time.

Suddenly, someone hit him on the back.

"Oh, you're ...... blind"

Looking back, he stopped before he could finish complaining, and he looked at the man and said questioningly, "Reba?"

The man behind him was wearing a hat, sunglasses, a wide white shirt and hot pants, a pair of small white shoes that had not changed for thousands of years, and his big white legs were very eye-catching.

"Qiao Mu?"

The voice was indeed Reba's, she bent down and looked up at Qiao Mu, it was very funny. She said, "How do you recognize me?"

Qiao Mu patted her head wearing a sun hat and said with a smile: "Your hat is mine, custom-made, unique." ”

Reba touched his head and said with a smile, "You also come to watch a movie?"

"Nonsense, if you come to the cinema and don't watch a movie, do you look at your thighs?"

Rebat was speechless, and she said, "I'm here to see the handsome guy." ”

Her words directly shocked Qiao Mu, and asked in surprise: "Are you in love?" don't tease me, are you funny?"

Reba was depressed to the extreme, and she said, "No. By the way, I'm sarcastic about you, why did you think of me talking about a boyfriend?"

"If you care, you're my cash cow, and I have to pay attention to every move. ”

"The last time we met, it was during an audition. At that time, you said that you were just going to go shopping with us, but we were unsuccessful and you were picked. ”

"Haha, if it's gold, it will shine. Talent and talent, this kind of thing can't be hidden. ”

Reba didn't speak, she felt that after Qiao Mu gave birth to a child, half of her IQ was given to Yunyun and Xiaoxiao.

The best way to meet a shameless person is to ignore him.

Qiao Mu looked a little embarrassed, so he asked, "Are you alone?"

Reba shook his head and said, "No, I'm with Sister Shuang." ”

"Xiao Shuang?"

Qiao Mu squinted his eyes and imagined a wave of these two people holding hands, and then kissing ......

The picture was so beautiful that he shuddered, didn't dare to continue imagining, and asked, "How did you get together?"

Reba felt that this guy must have thought wrong. She didn't answer, but asked, "Qiao Mu, are you considered an otaku?"

Qiao Mu touched his chin, thinking back to these days, he was nesting at home all day long, except for taking care of children, just reading scripts. According to the definition of an otaku, he should be, he said, "Forget it." ”

She smiled and said, "You go out for a walk, I heard that the dead house is the most disgusting." ”

Qiao Mule was happy, he reached out and pinched her little face and said, "It's amazing, and it will black me around the bush." However, you are not at home yet. By the way, why haven't you come here yet? ”

Reba broke his hand and asked, "Are you black me a man?"

"Hmm. ”

Ma De is mentally retarded, so obviously he can't hear it?

This black is not painful or itchy, and I thought it was to describe that I had a good relationship with Xiaoshuang. Reba didn't bother to take care of it, she said: "I came over to buy tickets in advance, Sister Shuang said she wanted afternoon tea and found a restaurant." ”

"You're dying, you came out with Xiao Shuang?"

"Hmm. ”

Qiao Mu couldn't accept this setting, the anorexic baby was looking for a restaurant, which was outrageous. He reasoned through his thoughts, and felt that the two were most likely mixed.

One can't eat, the other can't eat, and they are a natural pair. He asked, "What movies do you watch?"

"When I was a child, I heard that it was the finale. ”

Reba is really a hardcore bee, she can chase these four parts when she was a child, and she also pulls her friends together.

"Fat Di?"

When Shi Shi returned from buying the ticket, she saw Qiao Mu chatting with a girl, and she was a little sure when she saw the bridge of her nose.

"Good afternoon, Sister Shishi. When Reba heard the call, he looked over to Shi Shi and said hello. Then, she looked left and right again and asked, "Didn't Xiaoxiao and Yunyun bring them out?"

"No, they're asleep. ”

"Oh. I haven't seen it in a long time. ”

"Shi Shi, what time did you buy tickets?" Qiao Mu asked.

Shi Shi waved the small ticket in his hand and said, "In an hour, let's go eat something first." ”

Hey, that's a coincidence. He said to Reba: "Don't look at the small era, it's a big bad movie." Let's take a look at Monster Hunt, shall we?"