Chapter 115: How to Make It Fart
"How is it?" Li Liang looked at Xing Yan and Wu Qiong who came over, and asked a little anxiously. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"I've tried it all, whether it's the Five Elements Technique or my Thunder and Lightning Technique, I can't impress the cave wall in the slightest. However, junior brother, how did you know that it had the effect of reflecting attacks?" Xing Yan shook his head and said with some distress, but he thought of the scene just now, and couldn't help but ask in surprise.
"It really has the effect of reflex attack! Damn, isn't it, can this be blinded?" Li Liang widened his eyes and said with some disbelief. It's enough to carry luck to this extent, good things don't work, bad things are accurate, this is too bad!
"Meng, Meng, Meng?" Xing Yan was a little stupid, if it was judged, then it was said in the past, after all, there are too many smart people in the world, there will always be those different geniuses, what others can't think of, he can think of it, but this is purely by luck, and he is also blinded, which is a bit too much to say.
Just now, this little junior brother said that those black shadows in the sky were bats and other beasts, and no one believed it at the time, but they discussed it for a long time, and finally came up with a way to confirm it, that is, to use the "Sword-Winning Talisman" to hit the "Thunderbolt Talisman" into the air and let it explode in the air, so that you can see the situation above clearly with the help of a short bright light. But who would have thought that in a shining moment, they saw dense stalactites hanging upside down on the top of the cave dozens of feet high, which was crawling with a large number of "vampluster bats".
Then the little junior brother said that the tragic situation of the disciples and workers of the Immortal Gate of the Mineral Vein was not man-made, it should have been attacked by some number of fierce beasts of a small size, and everyone did not believe it, but when they looked through the corpses, they found that the storage bags of the Xianmen disciples were all there, and the wounds of the attack also had traces of bites, which once again confirmed his words.
After these two magical judgments, of course, everyone admired the abnormality, one by one they were excited, and they were excited to ask how he had speculated, but he said that it was Meng, which made everyone cry and laugh, Mengdu was so accurate, it was a bit too against the sky. Then he asked Xing Yan and Wu Qiong to inspect the cave wall, and repeatedly instructed him not to use all his strength, use two or three percent, and try to see if there is any effect, otherwise it will be easy to be reflected back by the attack of the cave wall, but he didn't expect him to be blinded again, which made Xing Yan a little unsure of what to say.
"Motherfucker, why did you encounter such a rotten ass thing on a mission for the first time?" Li Liang spit out a mouthful of phlegm, scolded with some annoyance, and then said to Xing Yan and Wu Qiong: "Second Senior Brother, Third Senior Brother, first ask everyone to vacate a piece of vacant land and see what the situation is below." ”
"Okay!" Xing Yan and Wu Qiong glanced at each other, then nodded and said in response.
"Brother Liang, Brother Liang, I want to relieve my big hand!" Xiao Ma Tao said to Li Liang with some embarrassment after seeing the two of them leave. The occurrence of this accident had serious physiological effects on him, and in order not to pee his pants in a possible situation that followed, he had already solved it three times, and now he proposed to solve it again. The disciple of the Shang family who peed his pants had already been scolded miserably at this time, and he didn't want to follow in the footsteps of this benevolent brother.
"Damn, this matter is also asked, so many places can be solved, run me here to ask a ball!Wait, what are you talking about? Relieve your hands? Stomach, gas, fart, there is, there is a trick!" Li Liang stomped his foot, pointed at his nose and scolded, but in a flash of inspiration, he suddenly remembered the structure of the digestive system, and a bold plan came out.
"Is there a move, what is the move?" Shang Kun was discussing something with those Shang family disciples at this time, he had already tried various methods, whether it was the sound transmission spirit talisman or the family heirloom distress jade plate, there was no reaction, it seems that this place should be completely isolated from the world, or it should be a world of its own, or it is really as Li Xiaoliang said, in the belly of a huge beast. In distress, when he heard Li Liang's shout, he immediately stood up and asked anxiously.
"I thought of a solution, and I guess it would work. Li Liang ran back, looked around at the crowd around him, and said a little nervously.
"What way?" asked everyone present as soon as they heard this.
"It's not a great idea, but it's worth trying, and it's better than staying here and not doing anything. Li Liang swallowed his saliva and said with a serious face. It's not that he wants to hide this method, but he can't open his mouth at all, and he can't tell them that he thinks of this way to make the stomach of this huge beast swell, and then a fart will blow everyone out, right?
"What the hell is the solution, what are you saying!" Shang Kun had an urgent son behind him, and when he saw that Li Liang only said that this method could be tried, but did not say what the method was, he was anxious, so he shouted loudly.
"I can't say it now, but if I say it, it won't work. If you need to know that it is too good, you need to keep it secret, and if everyone knows it, it will not work. Li Liang glanced at this guy twice, swallowed his saliva again, and his face sank, revealing an expression that was both arrogant and mysterious.
"Little junior brother, I believe you, what do you say!" Xing Yan looked at Wu Qiong, Xu Dazhu, and Yu Xiyao beside him, lowered his head and groaned for a while, then raised his head and said to Li Liang with a firm face.
"I believe in you too!"
"We all believe you, what do you say!"
Xing Yan took the lead, and several of their senior brothers glanced at each other, and then said loudly.
"Brother Liang, Brother Liang, I believe in you the most, I will do whatever you ask me to do!" Xiao Ma Tao was not to be outdone, straightened up the small body that had not yet grown, and said with a solemn face.
"What about you?" Li Liang nodded to them with some gratitude, turned his face to Shang Kun and said.
"I chose to believe you, then believe it to the end! What do you say!" Shang Kun looked at the family members beside him, pondered for a while, and then said firmly.
"Okay, as long as we all come together, we will definitely be able to get out! Now I'll arrange the work. Senior Brother Shang, you lead those children of your family to collect all the corpses in the vicinity and pile them together, be quick! Second Senior Brother, Third Senior Brother, the two of you are on guard around here, don't use any more spells unless there are special circumstances, I found that the humidity here is a little heavier than when we first came in, it should be produced after absorbing our spells, I don't know what effect it has, but it won't have a good effect. Fourth Senior Brother, Fifth Senior Brother, you immediately set up a formation. I remember that there was a "Rock Wall Array" in the Fourth Senior Brother's exercises, and there was a "Floating Life Array" in the Fifth Senior Brother's Exercises. As for you, hurry up and go to the side to relieve yourself, there should be a big scene in a while!" Li Liang smiled knowingly when he heard this, he knew that this was the time to really become the captain, and then stood on a stone and said loudly.
Subsequently, everyone got busy according to Li Liang's division of labor, and he was the only one who slowly squatted down. After looking left and right twice, and finding that no one was paying attention to him, Li Liang quickly bent down, took off his shoes and socks, and exposed his white feet, and there was a string of bright silver chains at his ankles, on which a silver-white ring hung on it. This is the "Qiankun Ring" that Li Liang has stored a lot of things, but in order to be careful, he has never dared to wear it on his hand, nor has he hung it on his chest like others, in his opinion, it is purely to make trouble for himself.
One hand injected spiritual power into the "Ring of Qiankun", and the other hand took out an empty storage bag from his waist, and the two spiritual powers were sent and received alternately, and hundreds of jars of sorghum wine entered the storage bag, and then quickly put on shoes and socks, looked at the busy people in the distance, and found that they still didn't pay attention to themselves here, and their hearts were a lot more stable. Exhaling lightly and smiling bitterly, he walked towards the place where Xu Dazhu and Yu Xiyao had set up the formation, the storage bag that had just been filled with wine in advance.
"Brother Liang, Brother Liang, I'm done! What, I just heard you fart, what kind of fart? Is it related to your method?" Li Liang hadn't taken a few steps, Xiao Ma Tao ran over with his pants in advance, and said softly.
"Can you shut up! As far as you know, I don't know if those noble sons are masters whose face is more important than their lives! Don't you want to live anymore!" Li Liang is so angry, I have never seen this kid so clever, what is wrong today, my brain will open up all of a sudden!
"Ah, Liang, Brother Liang, you really let this beast fart and collapse us out!" Xiao Ma Tao opened his mouth wide and looked at Li Liang stupidly, forgetting such an important thing as stretching his belt.
"You still say!" Li Liang glared at him fiercely, and said in a tone that was almost like eating people.
"Don't say it, promise not to say it, hehe, but, Brother Liang, how can such a big beast make him fart?" Xiao Ma Tao was stunned for a while, and then laughed sheepishly, and then whispered to Li Liang flatteringly like a little second devil.
"How can I make you fart?" Li Liang said angrily, he knew that although Ma Tao was a very real person, he was also a shrewd person, and he would not say everything to the outside, and he could still distinguish priorities, even if he told him, it didn't matter.
"I, I'm easy to fart when I eat edamame, and I'm easy to fart when I eat dry flatbread, it's all quite stinky!" Xiao Ma Tao whispered while stretching his trouser belt.
"You're just a foodie! You don't think about anything else but eating! It's easy to fart because you have gas in your stomach, as long as you get it out of your stomach!" Li Liang stopped, pointed to his nose, and said angrily.
"Oh, I understand, you want to use that heat expansion and contraction, right? Hehe, Brother Liang, I really convinced you, you can still have a bonfire party in such a dangerous place, it's so talented!" Xiao Ma Tao met the saliva that came out of Li Liang's mouth, blinked his eyes and thought for a while, suddenly his eyes lit up, he slapped his thigh fiercely, and said to Li Liang very shyly.
"Don't shoot it, it's all fucking crooked, it's still shooting! Okay, let's go and take a look. Li Liang looked at this kid's treacherous appearance, chuckled, raised his foot and kicked him, and said softly.
"Fourth Senior Brother, Fifth Senior Brother, how is the formation arranged?" After Li Liang and Xiao Ma Tao came over, they looked at the formation laid out by Xu Dazhu and Yu Xiyao, and said to them.
"It's all laid out, but all the spirit stones have been thrown inside, and there is not a single piece left. Xu Dazhu nodded, but said with some reluctance. It is a pity that the spirit stones that have been stored for several years are all used in this formation today.
"Hehe, as long as there is a life, are you afraid that you won't be able to earn spirit stones?" Li Liang smiled faintly and said with relief. "By the way, there are not enough spirit stones to ask that boy buddy, they have a lot. ”
"It's over, these are all, and all of our spirit stones have been used. I don't know what's wrong with that Shang Kun, he agreed to everything he wanted, it seems that he is really convinced of you, junior brother, hehe......" Xu Dazhu remembered the scene of asking Shang Kun for the spirit stone just now, his face showed a hint of pride, the corners of his mouth grinned, and said with a smile.
"No, he's just scared!" Li Liang looked in Shang Kun's direction and muttered softly. He understands Shang Kun, not all the children of the family are the kind of arrogant people who can't tolerate the second in their eyes, most of them are still the kind of obedient treasures who are honestly managed by various rules, although they also have arrogance, but it is just a sense of superiority, if they really encounter danger, they are still ordinary people, and they are not even as good as ordinary people.
"Captain Li, I'm ready here!" As if sensing that someone was watching him, Shang Kun turned around and saw Li Liang looking here, he hurriedly shouted.
"Hehe, did you hear that, Captain Li! Little junior brother, if we can really escape from here this time, he must be obedient to you. Xu Dazhu turned his face, glanced at Yu Xiyao, who was also smiling on the side, and said to Li Liang with a chuckle. They don't have a good impression of these children of the family in their hearts, but this time because of Li Liang's outstanding ability, they finally let the children of the family surrender, and they all have a kind of relief in their hearts.
"Got it, you all come here!" Li Liang laughed at him and shouted as well, then turned his face and said to the two of them solemnly: "Don't talk, quickly call the second senior brother and the third senior brother to enter the formation, no one is allowed to go out without my order, as soon as I come in, the formation will be activated immediately!" With that, Li Liang walked quickly towards the mountain of corpses that Shang Kun and the others had piled up.
"What are you going to do?" Shang Kun turned his face to ask with some concern in the place where he intersected with Li Liang.
"Hehe, you'll know in a while, let's get over there. Li Liang smiled faintly, said very mysteriously, and then walked to the corpse mountain, took out the hundreds of jars of sorghum wine from the storage bag, and threw it directly.
After being busy for a while, Li Liang ran back quickly. Taking a breath, he said loudly: "From now on, everyone is in a combat state, and no one is allowed to move without my order, have you heard it?"
"Hmm!"
"Got it!"
"Yes!"
The people around him immediately became nervous when they heard this, looked at each other, and then replied in a messy manner.
Li Liang shook his head and smiled bitterly. He knew that it was good for these people to be able to answer, and without formal training, it was impossible to answer uniformly. Taking a deep breath, he took out two "fire bullet talismans" from the small cloth bag on his waist, injected spiritual power, and a long series of fireballs hit out, and the "Teng" made the several corpse mountains burn, and then the flames spread rapidly, lighting up half of the cave. There was also chaos in the sky, and the sound of "poof, poof" was loud.
After about half an hour, Li Liang had exhausted the two hundred "fire bullet talismans" in the small cloth bag, and the spiritual power on his body had also consumed seventy-seven eighty-eight, and the temperature in the entire cave had reached a very terrifying level, and suddenly a strong pressure struck, as if they could be crushed in an instant, if it weren't for Xu Dazhu's "rock wall array" resisting most of the strength, it is estimated that they would have turned into powder directly. Then a powerful thrust came from the left-hand side, and they flew out at once, and after a short flight and an earth-shattering sound, they all felt a light in their eyes, and they entered the water.