Chapter 917: Routine!
"We seem to have met somewhere, do you remember?"
She looked at Yan Yuchen, Yan Yuchen also looked at her, and said affectionately.
The young woman was stunned when she heard this, stared at him carefully for a few moments, then shook her head, and said very firmly: "We haven't seen each other." ”
Yan Yuchen also shook his head, and said very firmly: "No, we really met, and you told me your name at that time, I will never forget your sexy and heart-warming name." ”
The young woman frowned, and said with a puzzled expression: "Then tell me, what is my name?"
Yan Yuchen smiled slightly and said, "Your surname is Qiu, Qiu Qianren's Qiu, named Xingjiao, Qiu Xingjiao, am I right?"
“……”
The young woman was stunned for a moment, then shook her head and said with a cold face: "You are wrong, I don't have this name, I said it earlier, we haven't met." ”
Yan Yuchen still said with an affirmative face: "No, Xingjiao, don't lie to me, you are definitely Qiu Xingjiao, I won't forget you." ”
The young woman said angrily: "I'll say it again, I don't have this name, you listen, my name is Han Meimei, I don't know you at all, and I've never seen you!"
The corners of Yan Yuchen's mouth curled, and he said, "Oh, yes, your name is really Han Meimei?" Okay, maybe I was mistaken, Miss Han Meimei, I don't know if I can ...... free."
"I kind of got it!"
Before he could finish speaking, the young woman named Han Meimei interrupted him, and sneered with a sneer on her face: "You kid just came to tease me on purpose, didn't you?"
Yan Yuchen immediately denied: "No, you should have seen it just now, what I like is men." ”
Han Meimei sneered, glanced at him and said: "Don't pretend, people like you, the old lady has seen a lot, pretending that she likes men and is not interested in women, so that women are defenseless against you, and when you have the opportunity, you will pounce on the woman and directly do it, do you think the old lady will be fooled?"
Yan Yuchen said with a sincere face: "The girl misunderstood, I really like men." ”
"Oh, really?"
Han Meimei sneered, approached him, stared at him with squinted eyes, and said hatefully: "Do you know that the man you just saw is my father-in-law, how did he turn me into his woman in the first place? ”
Speaking of this, she showed a touch of hatred on her face, gritted her teeth and said: "As a result, one night, he cried bitterly to me in bed, saying that he was not a complete man, and he was not interested in women, and there were voices mocking and despising him everywhere, he wanted to commit suicide very much, and he wanted to die, so I naturally comforted and persuaded me in every way." ”
Then he suddenly cried and said to me that he wanted to try the things of the men below him, whether it was really unresponsive to women, whether it was true that he could no longer use it on women, and if it was, he would castrate himself and kill himself. ”
"Hehe, at that time, in my heart, I was extremely sympathetic to him, and at the same time, I also felt extremely scared, for fear that he would not be able to get up and do stupid things in despair, so I endured my shame and tried my best to help him, even with my mouth ......"
Yan Yuchen was dumbfounded when he heard this, almost forgetting his purpose, and said, "And then?"
"And then?"
Han Meimei laughed miserably, then stared at him hatefully, and said, "Then I became his woman, and I became what I am now!"
Yan Yuchen: "......"
"You say!
Han Meimei pointed at him, gritted her teeth and said, "Tell me, you stinky men's routines, aren't they very deep? It's bottomless! Unfathomable!"
Yan Yuchen: "......"
"So, do you think I'll still believe what you say to me that you like men?"
Han Meimei looked at him with a sneering face, her eyes full of hatred.
Yan Yuchen's face was full of embarrassment, he didn't know what to say anymore, the words he had prepared were no longer of any use at this time.
What's more, this woman's fate is so tragic that she was tricked by a scumbag, which is really pitiful.
Hey, don't tease her, or the sky will thunder.
Just as Yan Yuchen was about to turn around and leave, Han Meimei suddenly got close to him, slapped his ass with a "snap" with her palm, stroked a golden hairpin with her other hand, and then pinched his ass and said, "Boy, drove away the old lady's father-in-law and molested the old lady, you just want to leave like this?"
Yan Yuchen Ju Hua tightened, and immediately said with a nervous face: "Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, I really recognized the wrong person in the next place." ”
Han Meimei said with a smile: "Then you have to tell me honestly, do you like women, or do you really like men?"
Yan Yuchen struggled in her heart, and seeing her murderous eyes, she had to continue to lie: "Men, I really like men." ”
"Oh?"
Han Meimei raised her eyebrows, continued to knead his buttocks, but her cheeks showed a coquettish look, and said in a greasy voice: "Brother Xiaojun, what is good about men? I also have what men have, and I still have what men don't have." Don't hide it from Brother Xiaojun, my man is useless, three times in one night, and one time is only half an hour, which is really a waste. Hey, I'm so uncomfortable every night, since Brother Xiaojun has taken a fancy to me, don't be shy, the love between men and women is a natural thing, what's the shame? Why don't you go to Chunhua Building to open a room tonight on the third watch, and then ...... Huh, how?"
Yan Yuchen saw that she didn't seem to be joking, so he turned his head and glanced at the flowers over there, secretly happy in his heart.
A lot of tricks haven't had time to be used, but they have succeeded, it seems that my brother is really handsome, and people love flowers and flowers.
"But...... What if your man shows up?"
Yan Yuchen pretended to be a little worried.
Han Meimei smiled coquettishly, leaned close to his neck, blew softly, and said in a low voice: "Brother Xiaojun, don't worry, that waste won't dare to take care of my business." ”
Yan Yuchen laughed dryly, deliberately amplified his voice so that Hua'er could hear it, and said, "Okay, Miss Han Meimei, tonight's third watch, let's see you in Chunhua Building!"
Han Meimei "giggled", full of charm, waved at him and said, "Okay, then I'll go back first, remember, don't be late, ** a moment is worth a thousand gold." ”
After that, he twisted his waist and hips, and left with a full face of spring.
Yan Yuchen turned around, looked at the bulging flowers, and said with a smile: "Miss Hua'er, how is it? Now you should know, whether I am ugly or handsome, right?"
Hua'er glared at the woman's back hatefully and said, "No shame!
Yan Yuchen's face was full of pride, and he was about to boast about himself again, but the vendor who was setting up the stall next to him looked at him sympathetically, hesitated for a moment, and suddenly whispered to him: "Little brother, there is a knife on the head of the color word, do you know who that woman is just now? She is the boss of Chunhua Building." Our local people know her, and every day during the day, she will wear flowers and branches to wander the streets, just to seduce visitors from other places. When those guests went to her inn, she would have a fairy dance with her husband, and some of the guests would lose their money, while others would lose their kidneys, and even lose their whips. Her husband likes to eat human kidneys the most, and she likes to eat whips, all kinds of whips......"
“……”
Yan Yuchen opened his mouth, and the smug look on his face instantly stiffened.
The flowers were stunned for a moment, and then they "poofed", and the laughing branches trembled.
At this time, the vendor came over, looked at Yan Yuchen with a smile, and said in a low voice: "Little brother, do you know why I didn't tell others, just tell you?"
Yan Yuchen looked at him in a daze and shook his head.
The peddler smiled, approached him, suddenly stretched out his hand, put it on his chest, and said with a smile on his face: "Little brother, I heard that you like men......? I like men too...... Tonight's third watch, let's Qiuhua Building...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......"
Ni-Ma –
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