Chapter 1162: Scaring the stupid Cheng Bingbing
Because of this record of 1,500 meters, Chen Nan was dragged out by Cheng Bingbing to be a shooting coach. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
It wasn't until noon that Chen Nan got rid of Cheng Bingbing's questioning.
After lunch, everyone rested in the woods as they did on the first day, after all, it was a hot day, and the inside of the tent was uncomfortable, only the woods were still cool.
Liu Tiantian and Jiang Mi were next to each other, and the other three girls in the class chatted together, while Chen Nan walked alone into the woods.
took out his mobile phone, and he first called Su Qingqing and their sisters.
After chatting for dozens of minutes, he dialed Gongsun Yudie's number again and asked her about her current situation.
Gongsun Yudie's attitude towards him is still the same, she can't speak very gently, but she is not indifferent, she has always adhered to her bottom line, Chen Nan does not agree to love her alone, she will never go down the mountain.
In this regard, Chen Nan has no choice.
After all, there is no turning back for him now, and it is impossible for him to live up to any wife.
When Chen Nan asked about the child, Gongsun Yudie said that since there was enough elixir to nourish every day, the growth rate of the little one had also accelerated a lot, but despite this, it was still a little far away from birth.
Chen Nan comforted her a few words, telling her to raise the fetus with peace of mind, and if the elixir was not enough, she would tell herself.
Gongsun Yudie agreed, and also said with concern that she wanted Chen Nan to pay attention to safety and try to make fewer enemies, she didn't want her child to be fatherless when she came out.
In this regard, Chen Nan naturally agreed to her.
After hanging up the phone, Chen Nan found that he had gone deep into the mountains and forests, and quickly ran out of the forest with light skills.
After running forward for a kilometer or two, suddenly a scream of "ah" came, and Chen Nan hurriedly stopped.
It was a woman's voice, coming from the bushes on the left.
However, since it was just such a scream, it was impossible to tell whose voice it was.
Chen Nan frowned tightly and walked quickly towards the bushes, and when he opened the bushes and looked at them, Chen Nan was suddenly stunned.
Under the bushes, Cheng Bingbing was bent over, his knees were slightly bent, the military pants on his lower body had been taken off below the crooks of his knees, and a pair of pink pants were hanging on two jade-like 'big' legs.
And on the ground under her feet, there is a lot of accumulated "water", which shows that she should be here to relieve herself.
The reason why Chen Nan was stunned was because he saw this scene.
After being stunned for a short time, Chen Nan remembered the reason for Cheng Bingbing's screaming, and hurriedly looked to the ground, only to see a two-foot-long cobra spitting out letters at her with its head held high, looking indeed a little terrifying.
However, Cheng Bingbing, as a woman who is a soldier, should be very strong, how can she be afraid of snakes?
Chen Nan scratched his head and asked, "Instructor, are you afraid of snakes?"
Cheng Bingbing had been so frightened by this cobra just now that his soul was about to fly, and before he could lift his pants, he saw Chen Nan rushing over, and in a panic, due to the nature of a woman, he let out another scream of "ah".
However, at the moment when she screamed, the cobra lunged at her, opening its mouth to bite.
Chen Nan's eyes were quick, his body rushed to the front like lightning, bent down and grabbed it, when the cobra was less than five centimeters away from Cheng Bingbing's leg, Chen Nan pinched the cobra's seven inches, and then the internal force came out and directly cut the snake body into two.
But in this way, there was another reason why he pounced forward and bent down to catch the snake, and his head had already reached the front of Cheng Bingbing's leg.
And the black forbidden land was in front of his eyes.
"Gollum ......"
Chen Nan's Adam's apple squirmed, and he swallowed his saliva very angrily.
Cheng Bingbing thought that he would be bitten by a snake, but he didn't expect Chen Nan to be so fast at the critical moment, catching the snake and killing it.
She was secretly relieved, but her brow was still furrowed.
After this guy caught the snake, he was still bent over there, staring down at himself, what was the matter?
Cheng Bingbing was about to go crazy, but at this time, Chen Nan straightened up and said with a smile: "What's that...... I was blind and didn't see anything. ”
Cheng Bingbing directly punched him: "Bastard, you're blind, and you're drooling!"
Chen Nan hurriedly avoided her fist: "It's not so fierce, I can be regarded as saving you, let's see if I will lose a piece of meat." Besides, isn't your body going to be seen by men sooner or later?"
"You've seen it and made sense, right?" Cheng Bingbing glared at him angrily.
Chen Nan touched his chin and stared at her with an evil smile on his face, without even blinking his eyes.
Cheng Bingbing looked down and found that he hadn't worn his pants yet, his face was flushed with shame, and he didn't have time to reprimand Chen Nan, so he hurriedly put on his pants, buckled his belt, stared at Chen Nan deadly, and said angrily: "You are a dead pervert!"
Chen Nan shrugged his shoulders and said, "The opposite sex is attracted to each other, I look at you This is a normal thing, why is it perverted?"
"You shut up for me, you're talking nonsense, I'll tear your mouth apart!"
Chen Nan's face was full of helplessness, pointed to the dead snake on the ground, and said, "In that situation just now, I wanted to save you, but I couldn't look at you, do you think this is possible?"
Cheng Bingbing was speechless for a while.
After a while, he snorted coldly and said, "Then you can't stare at it for so long!"
"It's said in biology books that adults of the opposite sex are attracted to each other, and it's normal for my brain to have a short circuit after I see you. Chen Nan explained.
Cheng Bingbing still had a cold face: "I am shameless and make excuses!"
"Okay, I'll give you an experiment. ”
As Chen Nan spoke, he unfastened his belt at a very fast speed, took off his pants, and revealed the guy inside.
Cheng Bingbing's eyes widened, and he stared at him for a long time, before he reacted, hurriedly turned around, and said angrily: "You dead rascal, pervert, too shameless!"
Chen Nan lifted his pants, walked to the front of her, and said: "When I roughly calculated it just now, after you saw my body, you were stunned for a full three seconds before you reacted, you should be able to understand now, why I stared at you at that time, this is an instinctive reaction." ”
Cheng Bingbing raised his foot and kicked at him, angrily: "You are going to die, you still make excuses when you look at my body!"
"Now that you've seen my body, we're even. Chen Nan avoided her attack and said very indifferently.
"You, you, you......"
Cheng Bingbing pointed at him, and he was so angry that he couldn't say anything for a while.
This club is simply a stinky scoundrel, a perverted hooligan, he took off his pants and stood there, and now he is still talking about anything, is there anything more shameless than this?
"Don't look angry, hurry up, if people see us taking off our pants here, they still think there is some adultery!" Chen Nan grabbed her hand and pulled her out.
(Four chapters, plus more, sleeping, the brother with a monthly pass continues, haha...... )