Chapter 770: Hands and feet are quick to drugged
Chen Jie continued to smile and said: "Anyway, the two of you are going to get married, register or something, and you are not in a hurry today." ”
"Ben Shao has thought about it, it is to be today!"
Lin Jiahao has always enjoyed the pleasure of forcing others, not to mention that the object of compulsion is Cao Ning, who has always been a little jealous.
Cooler!
"That ......" Chen Jie quickly flashed all kinds of words in her mind, at this time, she couldn't live up to her ability to make up nonsense.
"Oh yes!" Chen Jie continued in surprise, "Isn't it Saturday today? ”
“……”
This reason is indeed too high-sounding to refute. Even if Lin Jiahao's brain is not good, he knows that the Civil Affairs Bureau is not working on Saturday, and there is no one at the marriage registration window.
"Don't stand like that, sit, sit down!" Chen Jie hurriedly continued to round the field.
While speaking, he went to Lalin Jiahao and pulled him to sit on the sofa.
Because of the registration on Saturday just now, Lin Jiahao also needed to go down the stairs, so he was pulled by Chen Jie. Sit down.
"That ......" Chen Jie looked around left and right, and looked at a little nanny who was standing in the corner and was scared, "Hurry up and serve tea!"
Hearing this, the little nanny fled to the kitchen as if she had received an amnesty. She is really afraid that the two sides will fight, and then she will become an innocent victim.
"I don't drink water, I haven't eaten, what water do I drink?
As soon as Lin Jiahao sat down, he felt that his momentum had gone by most of him, and he was unhappy, so he stood up again.
"Didn't eat?!" Chen Jie was pleasantly surprised again, "Then let's eat here, Cao Ning hasn't eaten yet...... What about the dim sum ......"
That's right, it's almost two o'clock in the afternoon, who hasn't had lunch yet?
So, Lin Jiahao was pressed down by Chen Jie again and sat back on the sofa.
"That ......" Chen Jie looked left and right again, but she didn't find anyone who was suitable for the pestle to call to get some food, because everyone slipped away, and it was called pouring water.
Of course, with so many people here, a lot of water is definitely needed.
There was no way, Chen Jie could only call Xiao Jin: "You go to the kitchen and get some snacks, Young Master Lin hasn't had lunch yet." ”
Jin Chengwu naturally won't move, he is a bodyguard, not a chef, not a nanny, his duty is to protect Cao Ning from harm, as for whether Lin Jiahao eats lunch or not, what does it matter to him? Besides, Cao Xiangrong didn't speak.
After being embarrassed for a few seconds, suddenly, Chen Jie had an idea, and a brilliant idea came to her, so she hurriedly said to Lin Jiahao: "I'll go, I'll go to the kitchen to get it, you wait for me." ”
After speaking, he seemed to be very worried that Lin Jiahao would leave while he was leaving, and added: "You must eat something, this prospective uncle can't go back on an empty stomach when he arrives at his father-in-law's house, if he goes back with an empty stomach, he will be unlucky for several years." ”
This kind of baseless remark can also be made up by Chen Jie.
However, as some WeChat said at the end, if you don't turn the whole family to death, don't turn the unlucky Balabala, although you are angry, you have to turn around, after all, there is such a thing as gods and ghosts, who knows?
It is often said that good spirits are not bad spirits, and Lin Jiahao also believes in evil, and he is even more afraid of being cursed. So Chen Jie finally said this, although he was very unhappy, but he could only continue to sit.
In the living room, the two sides were still in a state of confrontation, but they both sat down.
Cao Xiangrong really didn't know what Lin Jiahao was crazy about, and he felt more and more that his daughter really couldn't marry such a straw bag.
In Shen Shuqin's heart, she didn't have the idea of letting Cao Ning marry into the Lin family for a long time, but because of her friendship with Jiang Yulian, the agreement between the two families was not explicitly opposed.
If it really starts, it will not be a bad thing.
The people of the Cao family all think so.
After all, it was Lin Jiahao who inexplicably brought four gangsters to break in first, even if he was embarrassed, it was more of a shame for the Lin family.
Of course, Lin Jiahao didn't do it here, and Cao Xiangrong wouldn't let Xiaojin do it.
Lin Jiahao's purpose was just to prevent Cao Ning from repenting of his marriage, and then temporarily prepared to directly turn the engagement ceremony into a marriage ceremony. So he's not here to fight, and he knows he can't do it.
The atmosphere, the honey is embarrassing.
In the kitchen, Chen Jie was busy with her hands and feet.
The two medicines, one is an aphrodisiac and the other is a laxative, both of which are strong and long-lasting.
Chen Jie began to calculate: Zhuang Yang medicine works quickly, according to the pharmacy owner, it takes effect in half an hour, the normal dose can last for one to two hours, double the dose, hehe, it can be seven times a night, it lasts for three or four hours, no problem, if you have more...... That's going to die.
In the case of laxatives, because they need to last for a long time and have amazing effects, they take effect slowly, and it takes two or three hours to take effect, and the effect and duration of the continuation are determined according to the dosage.
If you start eating it now, it is best to take the aphrodisiac first, and then take the laxative, so that as long as you stay with Cao Ning in the afternoon, Cao Ning will definitely be safe, and then when it is time for the ceremony, this Lin Jiahao is estimated to be unable to hold on.
It's exciting to think about it, just a few hours of burning in the afternoon, and then running a few hours of diarrhea, this kind of feeling of frying in the oil pan and then freezing it, tsk......
In addition, Lin Jiahao said just now that he would not drink water, and there is already a saying about dim sum, that is, if you don't eat it, you will be unlucky. So Chen Jie has a very good reason to let Lin Jiahao, who doesn't drink even a sip of water, eat at least a piece of dim sum.
So, in the end, it was decided to mix ten times the usual laxatives for constipation in the snacks, and then add twice the usual dose of aphrodisiacs to the tea. This became the "dim sum" that Chen Jie prepared for Lin Jiahao.
Of course, in order to prevent Lin Jiahao from eating a little bit and not eating, the tea is very small, and all the laxatives are mixed in one pastry.
In the living room, because of the depressing atmosphere, even if Chen Jie was only in the kitchen for a minute or two, when she came out, she could still feel that the air was almost freezing.
It's hard to imagine how they got through these two minutes.
"Come on, everyone's got something to eat, especially Jiahao, you haven't had lunch yet. ”
Chen Jie didn't take a detour, and directly put the tea and snacks in her hand on the coffee table in front of Lin Jiahao. Subsequently, several little nannies also hurriedly served tea and snacks to the remaining people in the living room.
This kind of scene is really weird. At two o'clock in the afternoon, what are you eating?
However, Lin Jiahao did not eat lunch, and when he saw something, he was indeed hungry. So he grabbed a piece of pastry from the corner of the plate and stuffed it into it with lightning speed.
"Hey!!"
Chen Jie saw it, but Lin Jiahao's hand speed was too fast, and she didn't even have time to say anything, when she saw that the pastry had already been eaten, she could only shout instinctively.
Everyone was frightened by Chen Jie's shout.
Especially a few people, they are about to be scared to pee.