Chapter 31: Ling'er who has never seen the world

Before Ye Ran left, he was almost smacked out of a mouthful of old blood by Ming Lengqi, and finally entered the station with an unwilling face under Ye Yan's comfort.

There was no way, seeing that the driving time was almost up, Ye Ran could only plan to come back and settle the account with Ming Leng just now.

When he saw the food bag in his hand, he immediately became angry, and in the end, Ye Ran only left a few buckets of instant noodles, and gave the rest to the two little guys.

Ye Yan stood at the door of the station with a food bag of third-hand goods, two little guys stood beside him, and the three of them waved their big and small hands at the bus that drove out of the station, and connected their body movements with Ye Ran, who was sitting by the window of the bus.

Ye Yan saw her crying, but it was definitely not because of herself, it was estimated that she would cry when she died......

It's also possible that you won't cry......

Today is very dull for Ye Yan, like a cloudy day that is about to rain.

At the end of the day, the three members of the family were in tears, and the novel they applied for was like a fart released, but there was no news at once.

It wasn't until the bus turned a corner on the street that Ye Yan got into the car with the two little guys who were eating lollipops.

Ming Leng went to the supermarket, I don't know if he was going to sell or buy something, so he sent a message to Ye Yan to ask him to come over.

Ye Yan originally planned to take the two little guys to row a boat, but when he came, he took a look, there were too many people, and when he saw the message sent by Ming Leng, the car turned around and went to the supermarket.

"What's the matter?

Coming to the second floor of the supermarket, Ye Yan saw Ming Leng in the daily necessities area and found that he was just a person.

"No, she went to the toilet. Ming Leng went around and around, and finally came to an area that was shy and uncared about, and stopped.

Looking up and observing the situation of the surrounding crowd, Ming Leng picked up a commodity and asked Ye Yan. "Brother Yan, do you know which brand of this thing is easier to use?"

Ye Yan shook his head. "I don't need this thing in the bathroom. ”

Ming Leng twisted his face with a "I rely on" expression. "I don't need it, just ask which brand do you think is better?"

Ye Yan had a black line on his head, and said angrily. "I haven't used it, how do I know which one is better?"

Ye Yan really wanted to say that the seven-dimensional space is super absorbed, no matter how you roll or turn over in bed, no matter what difficult posture you use, it will not fall off or leak.

Is it here?

Regardless of whether there is or not, what kind of bread do I use as a big man?

That's too extravagant.

Subsequently, Ye Yan asked a very idiotic question. "Do you use it or Xiaofang?"

"What am I using it for?

No wonder you want to send Xiaofang back.

Two big men with two children are choosing bread in the supermarket, and those who don't know really think that one male and one female.

The salesman in the supermarket came once, and when he saw the two big men, he immediately turned around and walked back with embarrassed faces.

Ming Leng looked at the salesman who turned around and left, and muttered in his heart: Do you still need to introduce me? I pinched it and I knew what kind of ingredients it was made of......

Well...... How did you come back?

Just as Ming Leng was muttering in his heart, the salesman turned around and came back.

The salesman in front of him is not very old, and he is in his early twenties.

Came to Ming Leng with a red face, lowered his head and stretched out his hand to point to the commodity shelf and said. "You... Hello, we also have a male ...... here Men's sanitary napkins, don't know which one you need?"

Well?

it?

Hearing this, Ye Yan and Ming Leng stared at the place where the salesman was pointing,

Then the next two people were petrified in an instant, ignoring the brand, and directly saw the first five big red characters on the product with a confused face.

"Men's Sanitary Napkin ......"

Special Code ...... There are really men's sanitary napkins......

"Thanks, we don't need this. Ye Yan pulled the two little guys and withdrew.

"Oops...... Wait for me!" Ming Leng grabbed a pack of sanitary napkins in a panic and chased after him, and when he passed by the salesman, he suddenly stopped and took another pack of men's sanitary napkins.

Live broadcast, use ...... when you start live broadcast

Ye Yan didn't want to go to the supermarket with Ming Leng who was holding two packs of sanitary napkins, and when someone saw the sanitary napkins in your hand, he was bisexual.

No, no, it's too eye-catching, and the whole body has a weird gaze.

Take the two little guys to avoid him as much as possible, and when he finds that he can't hide, he simply pushes the cart and puts the two little guys in and pushes the cart to hide.

Fortunately, after Ming Leng answered the phone, he went to buy red dates and brown sugar, and eighty percent of them were instructed by Su Xiaofang.

"Ling'er, Yu'er, tell Dad what you want to eat. Ye Yan asked the two little guys sitting in the car.

"Daddy, Daddy, that, that, pink, pink. ”

Ling'er sat in the cart and Ye Yan face to face, every time she stretched out her hand, Ye Yan had to turn her head to look back.

Then Yu'er was facing forward, and every time he opened his mouth and stretched out his fingers, he had to turn his head to look again.

After a trip to the supermarket, I almost didn't twist my neck off the pillow.

When it was time to settle the bill, as soon as Ye Yan was lined up, Ming Leng came over.

Someone reprimanded him, why did he cut the line? Is there any quality?

Ming Leng stretched out his finger and pointed at Ye Yan and hurriedly explained. "We're all in this together, all in this together. ”

"Uncle, what did you buy?"

Ye Yangang wanted to say that he didn't know this thing, but Yu'er ran to Ming Leng and asked.

Yes, if you know, you will know.

Ming Lengle suddenly showed a chrysanthemum smile. "Blame Yu'er, when you finish paying, Uncle will give you some red dates to make up for it. ”

Ye Yan swept the price and paid and walked out, it was Ming Leng's turn,

He just stood outside and watched the big bags and small bags of Ming Leng take them out.

When it was the turn of the sanitary napkin, Ming Leng's hand trembled obviously.

Ye Yan laughed in his heart, you will still be shy.

Finally, under the incredulous gaze of the cashier, Ming Leng took out the last two bags of his aunt's household supplies,

The cashier swept one, looked up at him, swept one, looked up at him,

even turned things over,

Ye Yan held back a smile with his mouth tight, he didn't dare to laugh out loud if he wanted to laugh, and he looked constipated, and he was very uncomfortable.

In the end, when Ye Yan saw the cashier looking at him with a smile on his face, he immediately fell into a smile and couldn't smile at all.

And I wanted to rush up and grab the cashier by the shoulder, and tell her loudly while shaking it wildly. "Hey, don't think too much, it's not what you think!"

The cashier's gaze made Ye Yan dare not look at him anymore, where was there any courage to rush up and explain,

Even if it is explained, people will answer it plainly. "Oh. ”

It hurts even more.

Downstairs,

Ming Leng rushed towards the women's toilet on the first floor, ran halfway and turned back, picked up Ling'er and wanted to flush again,

Ling'er was about to raise her head and open her mouth to shout "indecent", but the little guy was still a step slower, and Ming Leng immediately sent Ling'er into Ye Yan's arms.

Xiao Fang's legs were numb, Brother Yan quickly asked Ling'er to send this thing to her. ”

Squatting in the pit is a trivial matter, and if you accidentally plunge into the pit if you don't have numb legs, it will be a major matter of human life.

Besides, what kind of person is Su Xiaofang, Ye Yan believes that she can squat for a day without leg numbness, you must know that Su Xiaofang can resist for half a day, squatting is like playing mahjong for her, she will only be addicted.

But people are unwell today, so it's a different matter, and if you can't make the whole blood in the toilet flow into a river, then it's not a joke, and those who don't know think it's haunted.

Ye Yan was not sloppy, and hurriedly took small steps with Yu'er and Ling'er in his arms. "Which room?...... I'm phew... Which toilet?"

Ming Leng pointed to the corner next to the jewelry counter. "It's the one in front. ”

"Ling'er, wait a minute, you can take what Uncle Monkey gave you and go inside and give it to Aunt Xiaofang. Ye Yan told Ling'er about the process as he walked.

Ling'er pulled out the candy in her mouth and replied with a milky voice. "Well, Dad, Ling'er knows. ”

"Ling'er is so smart. ”

came to the junction of men's and women's toilets,

"There are a lot of doors inside, Ling'er remember to knock on the door and ask. ”

"Hmm. "The little guy has a sanitary napkin in one hand and a lollipop in the other.

"Wait, give the lollipop to Daddy first. ”

The little guy turned around and handed the candy to Ye Yan. "Here, Daddy. ”

Almost at the door of the toilet, Ling'er turned around and smiled at Ye Yan again. "Daddy is not allowed to steal food. ”

In a pit in the women's toilet...

Su Xiaofang was playing with her mobile phone, and inside the mobile phone was ...... Mahjong......

"Huh, hahaha......"

"Knock knock!"

"Aunt Xiaofang..."

"Knock knock!"

"Aunt Xiaofang..."

"Is it Ling'er?"

"Aunt Xiaofang, where are you~"

"Here, here, I'm here. ”

Ling'er found the right door.

"Ling'er has sent you something. ”

"Oh, it was your Uncle Mingleng who asked you to send it, right?" Su Xiaofang opened a crack in the door. "Come, hand it to me. ”

"There is no Uncle Mingleng, it was Dad who asked Uncle Monkey..."Ling'er tilted her head and replied unconsciously with her fingers. "And let me send it. ”

"Ling'er is so good. ”

Listening to the slight sound of tearing and rubbing inside, Ling'er asked curiously. "Aunt Xiaofang, what are you doing in there?"

"It's okay, I'll come out later. Su Xiaofang continued. "Ling'er, can you promise me one thing. ”

"What's the matter?" Ling'er asked, tilting her head to stare at the door.

"Don't call Aunt Xiaofang in the future, okay to call Aunt Xiaofanghua?"

"Why?"

"Because Aunt Hua wants to be cold with you... No, I'm going to marry your Uncle Monkey. ”

……

Not far from the toilet...

The three men waited outside from standing to squatting.

Ming Leng stared at the entrance and exit of the toilet. "What is Ling'er doing inside, why hasn't she come out yet?"

"It's like chatting. Ye Yan replied.

"What are you talking about in the toilet? ”

Ling'er, she didn't seem to know it was a toilet. ”

"What? She didn't know it was a toilet?"

"Well, because she never came out. ”

"I really haven't seen the world, and I don't know the toilet if I have a few more doors. ”

Ye Yan "......"

(On a new day, ask for votes in the toilet, you vote a few and I will wipe a few, and I will wipe ten for a reward.) )