Chapter 352: Dandelion
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Realistically speaking, all great inventors who invent and create new things are generally small people. For example, Cai Lun, who invented papermaking, a eunuch, a perfecter of movable type printing, a common man, an inventor of gunpowder, an alchemist, etc., are not big names.
On the other hand, those celebrities who are known for their great wisdom and great strategy, only a few people have ever done things of invention and creation, such as Zhuge Liang, who invented the wooden ox and flowing horse, most of them are capable of playing tricks, have the ability to cough, and are good at slapping horses' ass, at most they will write a poem or a song, which is really a thing, and they don't bother to do it, and they won't do it.
In view of this, during the great "**********" period, the Red Guards, who turned into masters of their own homes, profoundly criticized a series of erroneous trends of thought such as "everything is inferior, but only reading is high", and selected a large number of "cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods" and "stinky old nine" with great wisdom and great scheming, and sent them to the countryside and to difficult areas to receive re-education.
However, the effect was not as good as expected, and the invention and creation did not produce a few things, but on the contrary, they taught the broad masses of the people, some bad habits, some sycophants, and some sloppy slapsticks, which were deeply implanted in the hearts of the simple people under the example of pioneers who took the lead in setting an example with great wisdom and great strategists.
Subsequently, in the era of reform and opening up, those who were a little careful, who had mastered bad habits, relied on co-opting corrupt people in charge of the distribution of social assets, dug black kilns, encircled land, sold fake medicines, made fake wine, and so on, and quickly made a fortune and became rich. And more ordinary people look at those despicable means to achieve obvious results and earn a lot of money, so the whole people follow suit, so that the people in modern society are floating, skillfully taking drills, and selling anything for money......
From this, Li Liang came to a conclusion. Engaged in scientific research, invention and creation, too smart is not good, it is easy to go astray, often a few days ago is a certain scientific research institute newly introduced high-level intellectuals, but a few days later they become a leading cadre of a certain unit, in the name of professional leadership, in fact, I am afraid that the power in the career is nostalgic, and the glitz brought by power.
If you ask a person with an IQ of about 20 to study the atomic bomb, how can he even understand the hard shell before he even understands the eggs, how can he understand and figure out the extremely complicated nuclear physics? I am afraid that he will accompany Uncle Zhou to his dreams in a daze at the beginning. Therefore, there is no decisive relationship between scientific research and IQ.
Jasmine, Silly Niu'er, and Dong Bamboo Shoots, dizzily listened for more than two hours, and finally heard the conclusions of Master Li Liang's great scientific assertions, most of which they understood, a small number of them did not, and a very small number of them did not understand at all, such as "**********", Red Guards, reform and opening up, nuclear physics, etc., but it doesn't matter, it is regarded as a dish on the table, listening to its deliciousness, entertainment and pastime.
"I toast you. Seeing that Li Liang finally stopped, Jasmine smiled softly and charmingly, then picked up the wine glass on the table and said to him with a red face.
This sumptuous feast has been going on for nearly three hours. Maybe the atmosphere is too harmonious, maybe the emotions are too sincere, or maybe the honesty between each other is too sensational, everyone drank a lot of wine in the process of Li Liang's endless nonsense, and the result was that the winter bamboo shoots were the first to "lie down" an hour ago, and then half an hour ago, the stupid cow "heroically took justice".
Jasmine didn't use her magic to dispel the alcohol, nor did she use her divine sense to suppress the spread of alcohol in her body, she was purely tasting, pure indulgence, just like a little girl in love, bravely accompanying the boy she liked, watching him brag, watching him drink, watching him show off his male domineering and arrogance like a little rooster. And herself, while appreciating it, further deepened her love for him, and strongly wanted to spend a lifetime of love with him.
"Accept it, come, do one!" Li Liang was very proud. Small, don't look at you as the eldest sister of the "Void Heaven Continent", don't look at your cultivation to reach the heavens, and live for millions of years, but compared to the "great theory" that Lao Tzu understands and masters, you are just a chick!
Li Liang is drinking high, drinking big, and drinking a little bit north today. The newly brewed "Wuliangye" is very powerful, one jar of soft legs, two jars of top, three jars of belly everything in front of you began to sway, that is, their foundation is good, their body is strong enough, and the stomach digests alcohol fast enough, barely holding up to six jars, and if you drink it, it is estimated that it is time to "climb the nest"......
"Well, take it, such a simple thing, you have been talking about it for more than an hour, how can I not be convinced? Giggle......" Drinking the wine in the cup in one gulp, Jasmine felt warm in her heart, and her spirit was also extraordinarily excited, and there was always a sweet sense of happiness lingering and exciting. However, the wine is really strong, the tongue is not obedient, the upper and lower lips are not together, and the head is like an iron ball, which is extraordinarily heavy on the neck.
"Shallow? Hey, I said, you have to be kind, you have to speak with your conscience, how can such a profound question be superficial?" Li Liang was not happy, daring to love his buddies for a long time is a blind delay in effort!
As the saying goes, "too much wine is lost". After the wine is high, people will lose their temper, what should be said, what should not be said, what should be done is done, what should not be done is done, especially when men and women drink together, the bald buckle that should not be said, the hand that should not be done, the person concerned feels that it is affectionate and intimate, and the feelings are extremely true, but in the eyes of others, who is the daughter-in-law who the fuck are you hugging?
Unfortunately, Comrade Li Liang is such a master, but the amount of alcohol is super good, and it has been hidden and not discovered. Now, Liutan Zero One Sea Bowl, witnessing the most real face, patting Jasmine's thighs and blowing water on Jasmine's face, the tip of his nose is only an inch away from the tip of Jasmine's nose, and his blood-red eyes are full of indignation and questioning.
"Of course it's obvious! You just said so, so, so much, just said that inventing and creating has nothing to do with intelligence, but you didn't say what it had to do with it, and you didn't say why you invented and created those new things, even the question I just asked you, how did you come up with this formation, you didn't say, it's not superficial, what is it?" Jasmine pouted lightly, and said angrily like a naughty little girl.
It's really weird, Li Liang's nasty face is so close to her, and she is still chattering nonsense, she is not disgusted, not angry, and even has a trace of expectation, closer, closer, closer...... Wine, it's a good thing, and after drinking too much, it can make people become another person.
"Hmph, what do you want to do? Do you want to cheat me of my precious intellectual property? Tell you, it's not easy to use beauty tricks, and I won't say anything if I kill you!" Jasmine is such a beauty, borrowing wine to flatter, graceful and flying, all of a sudden Li Liang's "electricity" was fascinated, his heart beat faster, and there was only a bit of arrogance in his bones left, and all other aspects surrendered, such as saliva, which was more than a foot long.
"Damn, I don't remember what aphrodisiac I added to this wine, why the hell did you still react? Well, it's quite strong!" Li Liang shook his head vigorously, wiped the chin all over his chin, and thought angrily.
"Oh, is it?" Jasmine bit her lip and took the initiative to get closer, and some organs even pressed against his body, such as the plump ****.
"Yes, yes......" Li Liang couldn't sit still, his whole body seemed to be electrified, numb, itchy, especially the large piece that came into contact with her soft chest, the signal transmitted by the sensory nerve was super strong, with the effect of electromagnetic wave tremor, the whole body trembled, and goosebumps stood up. Moreover, how do you feel that she is also this virtue?
"Really?" Jasmine silently closed her eyes and threw her entire body into Li Liang's arms. Wine, a good thing, you can make yourself do what you want to do but don't dare to do, although the body is trembling, the strength is as if it has been drained, from head to toe soft like a lump of mud, but the heart is hot, you can drink more in the future, drink more.
"Uh, yes, it's not all true, but most of the guarantees are true, well, it's really ......" fragrant, soft, comfortable, so fucking comfortable! Not to mention that leading cadres are easily eroded by the warm fragrance of nephrite, this feeling, as long as it is a gentleman, it is really difficult to resist, too difficult. "Hey, it seems that we are not good birds, if we are promoted to the position of leading cadres, it is estimated that we will make mistakes......"
"Will you tell me, then?" Jasmine said weakly, then raised her head jerkily, pursed her trembling little mouth, and kissed it.
"Uh, it's good, but, that, well......" Li Liangjue's current self is like a rusty robot, and the parts of his body are disobedient, especially the one in the crotch, which is completely uncontrollable. You said that there is still a period of time before the critical moment, how do you have to kiss for a while, hug for a while, and keep warm for a while, etc., many will be added together, and it will be early for a long night, you are an ugly monster, why are you in a hurry to come out to meet people?
The night is dark and the stars are shining. Liu Yi stood at the door of the Chinese military camp tent of the "Xinjun" and looked up at the sky with a solemn expression. In two days, the grain and grass will be ready, and the five-way army of "benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and faith" led by their "five tiger generals" will also rush to various places to conquest, plunder, and even kill.
When he first joined the "Shu Kingdom", Liu Yi was very much looking forward to leading the troops to fight, after all, as a military general, only by rushing to the battlefield can he prove his value and prove his ability, so as to gain power, wealth, fame, and rich social resources for the benefit of future generations.
However, in the fantasy dream of "Xiaoyao Palace", he dreamed that he became a person named "Lu Bu", who won the world with martial arts, and the end was very bleak, not only did he not get power, wealth, and fame, but he was also ridiculed by the world because he betrayed his father and betrayed his father.
As the saying goes, being an official for thousands of miles is only for money, whether it is a military general or a soldier, they all fight on the battlefield with their heads in their hands, and they fight with their own lives, greedy for power, money, sex, and name, what's wrong? Why can't you laugh? Why laugh, why laugh, why should you be spurned by the people of the world?
Benevolence, righteousness, morality, integrity, etiquette, and law, how can these ethereal things be compared with real money and silver, how can they be compared with "Red Rabbit Horse" and "Sable Cicada", for the soldiers to fight and kill desperately, blood-stained iron armor, horse leather shroud, for a bullshit reputation, just to be a hero who is loyal to the king?
Therefore, he Liu Yi identified with "Lu Bu" from the bottom of his heart, identified him as "Red Rabbit" and turned his back on his father-in-law "Ding Yuan", and identified him as "Diao Chan" and turned his back on his father-in-law "Dong Zhuo". What can the three family slaves do, what about being ungrateful, with the best war horse under the crotch, you can gallop on the battlefield, you can have a beautiful woman snuggled in your arms, you can enjoy life happily, what is it to sell two godfathers?
However, the person who is recognized is at the end of the road, and ends up in a different place, and then, the years go by, time passes, and the whole world despises and spurns, as if what this person has done is extremely vicious, and the sin is so great that no one sympathizes, no one has pity, and no one even wants to look back on his great exploits on the battlefield, how sad, how lamentable!
The night breeze blows, stirring up the raging flames in the brazier, making a "whoosh, whoosh" sound. The soldiers had fallen asleep, and only a few of them were still meticulously stationed in the camp.
The conquest is imminent, everyone is very busy during the day, sorting out weapons, bows and arrows, packing up armor, carrying grain and forage, checking horse saddles, etc., under the encouragement of the "competition" drama directed by Emperor Lu Dabao, everyone seems to be extremely passionate, busy from morning to night, they are tired and prostration, and they grit their teeth and work hard, for fear of losing to the "old minister faction".
Thinking of this, Liu Yi couldn't help but smile on the corner of his mouth. A farce has caused such a big response, everyone is like eating 800 tablets of viagra, alive and vigorous, brave and fearless, should we praise the emperor for his clever tricks, or should I despise these people who lack hearts and eyes, and they can be tricked into provocation at home, what do you think in your brain?
Suddenly, a cold wind blew, rolling up the dandelion seeds on the ground and drifting towards the vast starry sky.
Liu Yi looked at the wandering and scattered "little white dots", and his expression returned to solemnity. "Where to go?" The confused heart is like this wandering dandelion seed, and he doesn't know which one will take root, especially the damn "Chiyou" ancestor, who has added a "give and take" fucking problem, which makes his life choices a little messy.