When he came out of the Internet café, it was already more than 11 o'clock in the evening, and when he returned to the rental house, Ding Li's first thing was to check the computer bag. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Let's see if there's something strange inside like it did during the day.

Unfortunately, he was doomed to disappointment.

When Ding Li picked up the computer bag with both hands, the weight of the computer bag told him the answer.

Knowing this, Ding Li still did not give up and unzipped the computer bag, as expected, the computer bag was empty, and there was nothing.

He zipped his bag and put it back on the table.

After a moment's thought, he took out paper and pen from the drawer of the table, he was going to prepare for the comedy talent show.

This preparation is a performance sketch.

What worries him is that there are a lot of sketch scripts in his mind, and he really has a headache about which one to choose.

Like the popular sketches "Part-time Job Adventure", "Selling Abduction", and "Selling Cars" all need three to four people, and there are only two people at present, he and the fat man, so these sketches that require multiple people to perform are definitely not suitable.

At present, there are only two people, him and the fat man, so according to the number of performers, Ding Li set the script of the sketch on the script of the two.

Even so, Ding Li's head is still a little big.

Like "Eating Noodles", "Pepper Noodles", and "Brother-in-law and Brother-in-law" performed by Teacher Chen Peisi and Teacher Zhu Shimao, you can stunned the audience and ensure that they laugh at their belly.

Considering that it is the first time for me to put a performance situation like a sketch on the stage, if the starting point is too high, it will be a little difficult to exert force in the future.

After thinking about it, Ding Li combined the body types of him and the fat man, and chose the sketch "Hotel Adventure" cooperated by Teacher Huang Hong and Teacher Li Qi in his previous life.

This sketch tells the story of a salesman who couldn't find a single room and had to share a room with another person in the process of selling a product.

When the fat man came back, Ding Li had already written the script, and he was thinking about the expression on his face in front of the mirror.

"Nail, what are you doing?" the fat man asked, because he found that from today onwards, Ding Li seemed to have suddenly changed as a person.

Ding Li turned his head, glanced at the fat man, and asked, "Fat man, how is tomorrow's announcement?"

He asked this for a certain purpose.

Don't look at Ding Li's very good relationship with the fat man, but I don't think the fat man will go with him to perform sketches.

Because for the fat man, he doesn't know what a sketch is at all, and what a sketch star is.

Of course, there is a more important reason, that is, Ding Li himself is also doubting whether the people of Aqua Blue Star will like and love sketches like the earth in their previous life.

Besides, the fat man, seeing Ding Li mention the notice, the fat face instantly drooped, sighed, and complained: "There will be no notice from us for several days in the future,, it's really depressing, how can there be no notice from us?"

Ding Li was secretly happy in his heart, this is really a big pie in the sky, what is it to say, he looked at the fat man, and said seriously: "Fatty, now there is a chance for us to become famous in one fell swoop, can you do it?"

",,, of course let's be a group performer, isn't it just to be famous?" As soon as the fat man heard that he had a chance to be famous, his eyes suddenly glowed, and he nodded vigorously, and then looked Ding Li up and down, and instantly returned to his original unlucky appearance, and asked in disbelief: "Nail, don't be funny, we can't even mix lines in a group performance like us, how can we be famous." ”

Ding Li walked up to the fat man, looked at him, and asked, "I just want to ask you a word, do you want to be famous?"

The fat man spared his head with his hand and said, "Nonsense, who doesn't want to be famous, unless they are fools, but the key is that we have this opportunity?"

"Yes. Ding Li told the fat man the news of the comedian's competition.

When the fat man heard the word comedy master, he suddenly lost interest, and said to Ding Li: "Nail, I thought what you said about it, it's been a comedy show for a long time." ”

Ding Li didn't know why, looked at the fat man and wondered: "Fat man, what's wrong with the comedian?"

The fat man shook his head and replied: "The show is mainly a talent show, what singing, dancing, magic, cross talk, etc. ”

When he said this, he pointed to his big physique of almost two hundred pounds with his chubby right hand, and sighed: "I don't have all five tones, others sing for money, I sing for death, and in addition, for my size, dancing ......." ”

Ding Li pouted, "Fatty, let me ask you if you want to be famous?"

"Yes. The fat man nodded very neatly, and then his tone changed, "The key is that we don't know anything except playing tricks." ”

"We can do skits. After Ding Li finished speaking, he handed the script he had written to the fat man, and said: "This is the sketch script I just created, called "Hotel Adventure", I play the guest who stays, and you play the fat man who lives in the hotel." ”

The fat man flipped through the script in his hand, and then showed a puzzled look on his face, and looked at Ding Li, "Nail, can this work?"

"Fatty, it's not up to us to decide whether it's okay or not, it's the audience who have the final say. People must have their own ideals, and they can't be judges, asking themselves at every turn if they can do it, in case they achieve it. Ding Li patted the fat man's shoulder with his hand and said, "Besides, it will only take a week to go back and forth, in case it doesn't work, we will come back and continue to play tricks." ”

The fat man thought about it for about five minutes, then raised his head, looked at Ding Li, and said very categorically: "Nail,." ”

Soon, the two rehearsed the script in order to present it to those audiences more perfectly.

Ding Li and the fat man divided labor, and when one person performed, the other person acted as an audience member and pointed out the inappropriate places in the performance.

Both of them are group performers, so they are naturally not too unfamiliar with acting.

But even so, it took them almost three hours to thoroughly understand the script and memorize it.

Then it took another two hours to rehearse, and by the time all this was about the same, the east was already faintly bright.

Ding Li looked at his phone, it was already six o'clock in the morning, he yawned, and said to the fat man: "Fatty, let's sleep for two hours first, and then you go to someone to borrow DV, and I will go to the street to buy props." ”

The performance prop he said was a lunch box, and it was also the most laughable part of this sketch script.