V139 Divine Comedy, I am the most beautiful!

"Incense, Lou. ”

The person walking in front suddenly stopped, Yunxi looked up, and saw the words "Xianglou" on the door plaque, and the corners of her mouth and eyes twitched fiercely at the same time.

Nima is not mistaken, right? A shemale is a shemale, and as soon as she came to Cloud City, she wanted to visit the duck shop. It's too much, what you are using now is Brother Helian's pure body, if you dare to defile him, I will ......

No, it doesn't seem to be her business, right?

However, as long as she thought of Brother Helian's pure body entangled with a man, she wanted to vomit!

It's too hardcore!

"There's nothing to go here, there is an embroidery building in front, which is much better than here. There are beautiful women like clouds, fat and thin, everything is guaranteed, and it is guaranteed to meet your needs!" Yunxi warmly recommended, although going to the chicken shop would also ruin Brother Helian's innocence, but it was better than the duck shop with a heavy taste, and she was more acceptable.

Helian Zifeng turned his head sideways, and glanced at her with strange eyes, emitting a seductive sparkle in his laziness.

Yunxi subconsciously hugged his chest, his eyelids jumped, and he sprayed at him: "Indecent!"

In broad daylight, the people who want to pick up duck shops are not obscene?

The second shopkeeper on the side laughed lowly, and the laughter was suppressed.

Helian Zifeng was expressionless, slowly retracted his gaze, and said lightly: "Just go to Xianglou!"

Damn, do you really have a special fetish? Shemales have been in place for a long time, and the taste is not ordinarily heavy!

Yunxi shook the goosebumps all over his body, and decided to go in later, and secretly say hello to Yun Yang, don't send those tender ducks to the door, let people spoil them, at most send him some old ducks that can't be sold, disgust him to death, make him lose his sexuality, lest he defile the purity of Brother Helian.

A group of people walked into the incense building, the business of the incense building during the day is far from being hot at night, even if there are guests, they are all elegant guests, the men in the building are at most to accompany the guests to drink tea, drink a little wine, do not see any heavy taste of the picture, at first glance and the ordinary restaurant is no different.

As soon as a group of seven people stepped into the incense building, the sharp-eyed Yun Yang swayed up to meet him, his waist was as soft as a willow, and he felt a chill in Yunxi's heart.

This kid is too into the play, isn't he?

Yun Yang's gaze swept over Yunxi, slightly surprised, but did not show it, he looked at Helian Zifeng with a smile, and stepped forward to greet warmly: "Several guest officers, welcome! I said that when I got up early this morning, I heard the call of a magpie, it turned out that there was a distinguished guest coming to the door, haha, please come in! I don't know what special needs a few guest officers have, the villain must go all out to meet the needs of the guest officers." ”

Yunxi couldn't help but roll her eyes, would you kid be too exaggerated?

Helian Zifeng looked around quietly, and directly regarded Yun Yang as a transparent person, for a master like him, no ordinary person deserved to talk to him. He can take Yunxi in his eyes and take her seriously, Yunxi should be secretly happy.

It's a pity that Yunxi never felt that it was a blessing to be taken care of by him, she would rather he ignore her completely.

"I want the best wine and food!" said the second shopkeeper in a warm voice.

"I want the best service!" Yun Xi did not forget to add, deliberately accentuated the word "best", and secretly threw a meaningful look at Yun Yang.

Yun Yang blinked, not understanding what his aunt meant, what level does this best Cheng dΓΉ want?

How stupid!

Yunxi glared at him fiercely, and made a suicidal gesture at him, which meant that he wanted to be the ugliest, so ugly that he exploded, and he was so ugly that he wanted to make people commit suicide.

Yun Yang comprehended it for a long time, and he didn't seem to understand, but when he saw Yun Xi glaring at him vigorously, he probably guessed that she must not be very kind to the guests who came with her, otherwise she would not have gritted her teeth like this.

"Okay, no problem. Do you need a private room?"

The meaning of the second shopkeeper was that he wanted a private room, but he was vetoed by Yunxi.

How can I go to a private room? There is a bed in the private room, but it is a very dangerous place, so you must not go to a private room!

"Brother Helian, don't you want to understand the people's feelings? How good is it to sit in the lobby, people come and go? The private room is so stuffy, it's not interesting at all. Look how good it is here, there are beautiful men and beautiful women, pleasing to the eye......" As soon as Yunxi said this, he saw the hand of the woman at the next table reaching into the collar of a young man very irregularly, and hit her chest with red fruits!

Damn, do you want to be so arrogant?

The corners of her mouth twitched, and she took a few steps around, blocking Helian Zifeng's line of sight, so as not to trigger his impulse to touch the scene.

Helian Zifeng glanced at her obliquely, raised his eyebrows coldly, he didn't know what the hell she was doing, Gu Li was weird.

The second shopkeeper stood diagonally opposite the two, and saw the scene at the adjacent table clearly, he hooked his lips slightly, with a clear look, and then his eyes turned on Yunxi's face, full of interest.

There was a table for three people, and the other four entourages set up another table, and soon, the wine and food were served one after another.

After the last dish was served, Yun Yang personally led a row of men to come over with a twist and swing, and in order to maintain a sense of mystery, everyone wore white masks on their faces. Yun Yang looked at the three of Yunxi with a smile and said, "In order to entertain the three guest officers, I specially arranged a song and dance, I hope a few people can like it." ”

Yunxi put his fist to his lips, coughed lightly, and laughed in his heart. She could probably guess what they were going to perform, and she was curious, wondering how the shemale would react after watching the song and dance.

Helian Zifeng lazily rolled his eyelids, which was considered an agreement.

"It is rumored that Xianglou's performance is the most exciting, popular and unforgettable. Brother Helian, you have the honor to watch the singing and dancing of Xianglou today, and it will definitely be worth the trip. Yunxi helped boast while grabbing a handful of peanuts and watching them with great interest.

Helian Zifeng glanced at her, half-convinced, under his gaze, he saw six men wearing masks, lined up, I don't know who beat the beat first, and the group of six people twisted their waists and began to sway.

"Left, right, left, right, ......"

"Swing, Swing, Swing......"

The six of them sang in unison, swaying from side to side.

Yunxi only saw six figures swaying in front of her, and she was dizzy for a while, originally she thought it would be a performance of her "You are so poisonous" song, but it turned out to be a repertoire?

But the point, where is the essence of this song and dance? Why didn't she see it?

If she continues to sway like this, she will be hypnotized.

Not only was she confused, but Helian Zifeng and the second shopkeeper were also stunned, this was also a song and dance?

Yun Yang had already slipped away completely, hiding in the corner, suffocating a smile, and said in his heart, don't worry, the wonderful will come soon.

Miss Yunxi, don't you want the "best" service?

"You're so poisonous" has long been outdated, and now "I'm the most beautiful" is popular!

Sure enough, the frequency of the swaying suddenly changed, and the six of them raised their hands in unison and removed the white masks from their faces.

Six people, at the same time, showed their true colors.

From left to right, the first bucket eye, the second bald eyebrow, the third crooked nose, the fourth intestine mouth, the fifth burst teeth, and the sixth pig's head...... All in all, it's six pigs' heads!

"I'm the most beautiful, I'm the most beautiful!"

The first half of the sentence takes off the mask and the pig's head appears, and the second half of the sentence is closed again, and it is done again!

"I'm the most beautiful, I'm the most beautiful!"

Pair it with a back-and-forth swaying posture and so on.

"I'm the most beautiful, I'm the most beautiful!"

"I'm the most beautiful, I'm the most beautiful!"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

"Poof!-"

The peanuts in Yunxi's mouth sprayed all over the table, and his hands firmly grabbed Helian Zifeng's arm, and he couldn't suppress his laughter anymore: "Hahahahaha...... It's wonderful!

The reason why she grabbed his arm firmly was that she was worried that if he was furious, he would kill him and kill one in six thousand living treasures, wouldn't it be a pity?

Let's ask, is it so easy to find people who look so strange in the world?

The second shopkeeper's shoulders shook violently, and his cheeks were flushed, it was so weird! He really wanted to learn Yunxi's unbridled laughter, but from his point of view, the master's forehead and temples had burst out, and he could imagine what kind of human tragedy would happen next. Although he wanted to laugh too, at this time, it seemed that it was more important to save his life.

The murderous aura released from Helian Zifeng's body instantly set off a sourceless wind in the lobby of the entire Xianglou, and everyone present felt it deeply.

The six of them in the swing stopped in unison and looked at him in horror, trembling all over. They were sure that as long as this man moved casually, it would be enough to destroy the entire Xianglou, and they absolutely believed that he had this strength.

Because the aura on his body is so terrifying!

Yunxi was secretly startled, and hurriedly restrained his smile, pulled his arm and said, "Brother Helian, don't be angry! I thought you would like it, it's all my fault, it's good on weekdays, and the more times I came, they wrote it down." When I saw you coming with me today, I thought we smelled the same, so I arranged such a show. Don't be angry, don't like it, let's change it, change it to something elegant!"

When the second shopkeeper heard this, he held back a fierce laugh, and his face was red all the way to the root of his ears.

He really obeyed Yunxi and never played cards according to common sense.

What do you mean by a good bite on a daily basis? Your taste is too heavy, right?

He could see what the essence of this incense building was. You say that you come often, doesn't that mean ...... He lowered his smiling eyes, knowing that she was deliberately fixing the master.

"No, need, want!" Helian Zifeng snorted coldly and shook her off with his hand, but he finally suppressed the murderous aura around him.

Yunxi shook his hand at the six people in the swing, signaling them to retreat, if they continued to jump, the shemale would probably make them unable to swing again in this life and this life.

She glanced at the wine and food on the table that had been contaminated by her, and raised her big hand: "Come on, re-serve the wine and food!

This time, she didn't dare to tease him anymore, in case he was angry and really demolished the Xianglou, it would not be good, if he wanted to demolish it, he would have to demolish it in another place, and he couldn't let him destroy the secret base that his brother had worked so hard to build.

Soon, new food and wine were served again, and with the experience of the talents, this time, the waiters hid far away, and no one dared to approach.

A meal was eaten seventy-seven eighty-eight, and when the bill was about to be settled, the second shopkeeper asked Yunxi: "Is there a better inn in the city?"

Yunxi thought for a while and was about to answer, when he overheard the woman at the next table say: "I heard that there is a banquet in the third master's mansion tonight, and it is a birthday banquet specially held by the third master for his wife, and it is said that many masters in the city were invited to the banquet together. It seems that the third master's mansion must be very lively tonight......

"Third Master, the third master you are talking about, but the third son of the deceased city lord?" Yunxi interjected and asked.

"That's right, in the entire Cloud City, there is only one third master, where do other people dare to have such a loud name?" the woman replied.

Yunxi had an idea, and two strange lights shot out from the bottom of his eyes, anyway, my brother can't go back, instead of going to the inn to live and face the purple demon and his party alone, it is better to go to Yun Sanye's mansion to stir up and make peace, and join in the fun.

With the purple demon and the second shopkeeper here, she is equivalent to two more super bodyguards, and there is no need to worry about what will happen to her, but Yun Sanye and the people in his house should be worried about whether something will happen.

Good idea!

She had long seen that Yun Sanye and Hua Yingying, the two dog men and women, were not pleasing to the eye, so she might as well use the deterrent power of the purple demon and the second shopkeeper to fake the tiger!

Yun Xi thought about it, his eyes smiled into crescents, and he turned back to Helian Zifeng and said: "Brother Helian, this Yun San Ye is a great figure in Cloud City, you are new to Cloud City, if you don't go to Yun San Ye's mansion to visit, it is equivalent to a trip for nothing." As the saying goes, knowing Yun Sanye in his life, even if he is called a hero, it is in vain! So, Yun Sanye's house, we must go!"

Helian Zifeng squinted, staring at her with suspicion, as if he wanted to see through her flowery intestines.

Yunxi smiled and said, "Aren't you looking for a place to live? The inns in Yuncheng are relatively simple, where is the mansion on Yun Sanye's mansion where you can live comfortably? I heard that Yun Sanye likes to make friends in the rivers and lakes the most, I believe that if we go, he will definitely not turn us away." ”

She paused deliberately and continued: "Or are you afraid that his special identity will expose your whereabouts to the high-level of the Yun Clan, so you don't dare to go?"

She looked up and looked straight into the other man's eyes, his eyes were cold, and there was a dark whirlpool of danger, but she was not afraid. In the face of a master like him, the more you are afraid of him, the less he will take you seriously.

Helian Zifeng was also staring at her, trying to see what her intentions were, but after looking at it for a long time, she didn't see a result. He smiled coldly, just go, what is he afraid of? Even if the master of the Yun Clan's inner sect besieges him, he will not be afraid, let alone the mansion of a mere Yun Sanye? No matter what thoughts this girl hides, she can't escape from the palm of his hand!

"Let's go!" he said coolly.

Really agreed?

Yunxi pursed his lips, thinking that he would continue to entangle with him, but he didn't have time to use the rest of the other rhetoric that he had thought of in his heart, so he happily agreed. In response to that sentence, the master is bold, once the master cultivates to a certain realm, even if it is the Longtan Tiger's Den, he will not hesitate to break through, without blinking his eyes, this is the realm of the master!