Chapter 457: Wipe your ass

Fang Ze and Zhuang Zhuang's distance contract was not like the previous guests, there was a feeling that the two of them would die violently if they left a hundred meters. It's more like a spiritual connection, after Fang Ze has this distance contract, within a certain range, he can clearly feel where Zhuang Zhuang is at this time.

Although he felt that even if he and Zhuang Zhuang left a hundred meters, there would be no problem, but Fang Ze still took him with him for the sake of insurance.

I went downstairs and asked for a private room at a nearby restaurant.

"I smelled the sunflower seeds. As soon as the shopkeeper brought a plate of sunflower seeds and turned to leave, a palm-sized squirrel came out of Fang Ze's clothes pocket.

"Talking squirrel!" Zhuang exclaimed when he saw the squirrel.

When Zhuang Zhuang first appeared, Fang Ze caught the squirrel that was eating nuts into his pocket, so he and Saturday didn't know about the existence of this squirrel.

Although it was stuffy to stay in his pocket, Fang Ze also put nuts in his pocket by the way, so this foodie squirrel had been staying in Fang Ze's pocket very obediently.

"It was this squirrel who tricked me into the world of Narnia. As soon as Lao Shi saw this squirrel, he became excited.

"This squirrel tricked you into the world of Narnia?" Fang Ze glanced at Lao Xi curiously, and then asked, "Do you remember what happened before you crossed over?"

"Remember, didn't you tell me there was a quota for crossing. "Then I went to you, and you asked this squirrel to tell me that the world of Narnia needed me to save it, and that I could come back when I went, so I went." ”

It seems that even the memories of Lao Shi have changed?

Everything about real-world Narnia is lost in the memories of the four people who went to Narnia. For them, Narnia is a completely alien world, not a movie world.

"Brother, can I call you brother? After Zhuang Zhuang saw the interaction between Fang Ze and Lao Xi, he determined that Fang Ze was obviously not a bad person, maybe he was really from the Traverser Administration, so he came over to Fang Ze and said, "You Traverser Administration still accepts people, I also want to join, you see that I have experience in traversing, can I go in as an intern?"

"Don't think about it at the Traverser Authority. Fang Ze directly refused.

As far as the Monster Administration is concerned, Fang Ze has only built a simple framework in his current position, let alone any traverser administration. However, after Zhuang Zhuang showed a look of disappointment, he continued, "The Traverser Administration is a very secret department of the state, and it will not recruit people casually, but I also know people from the Monster Administration, do you want to join the Monster Administration?"

"Monster Administration?" Zhuang Zhuang and Lao Xi were stunned at the same time.

"Yes. Fang Ze said to Lao Shi, "If you are interested, you can also join, although the status of the Monster Administration is not as high as that of the Traveler Administration, but recently there are sufficient funds and a temporary branch has been established, if you are interested, you can join in, it just so happens that I am the head of this temporary branch, and I have the right to recruit people." ”

"Youkai Administration, is it to fight monsters?"

"Yes and no. Fang Ze replied, "After all, the country now emphasizes prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness." In the past, it was outdated to fight and kill or something, but now we encounter youkai to convince people with reason, so there are generally no violent conflicts. ”

"What are the main duties?" asked Lao Shi.

"The main responsibility is to be responsible for getting in touch with some monsters who are not reported by the Yokai Administration, so that they know that the country is actually caring about them all the time, thinking about them, and can solve any difficulties they have, so that they can receive a period of education and become a good yokai who is beneficial to society. ”

Zhuang Zhuang and Lao Xi glanced at each other, then nodded and agreed, "Let's join!"

Having seen the magic of the world of Narnia, how could they be willing to be ordinary in the real world.

"Oh yes. Fang Ze gestured and then held the water glass and said to the two, "Then let's drink a glass of water first, and welcome the two kings back."

After a bit of business blowing, the dishes in the restaurant were also served, and Lao Boiled and Zhuang Zhuang pounced like hungry wolves and ate desperately.

"Is it so delicious?" Fang Ze casually took a bite of the dish and found that the taste was also average.

"You don't know what we're eating in Narnia!" shouted Lao Shi, "Even the peppercorns have to wait until the Chinese New Year to put a little bit, and the barbecue usually has a little taste, but there is no pepper, no pepper, no cumin, and the condiments in the Narnia world are not rich, and my tongue has been pale in the past few years!"

"Isn't it a pure natural taste that should be better?" Fang Ze looked at Lao Ji and Zhuang Zhuang and said, "The food you eat in the Narnia world is all pure and natural food, how many rich people on the earth can't eat it if they want to." ”

"I've heard a story before. Lao Shi said while eating, "It is said that Pu Yi, the last emperor of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, before he died, his neon wife asked her what she wanted to eat, and he said that he wanted to eat a bowl of instant noodles, which was the most popular Nissin instant noodles in neon at that time." ”

"It is said that Pu Yi ate once at his neon son's house before his death, and he will never forget it, I used to wonder if this was a joke, after all, Pu Yi is also a person who has lived a good life, and no government has treated him badly, how do you want to eat instant noodles the most before you die, and you won't know until you get to Narnia. ”

"Backward productivity and barren land are a nightmare at all! If you can bring me a box of instant noodles to Narnia at that time, I tell you, the king of Narnia, I will be for you!"

"Okay, okay, I got it. Fang Ze looked at the excited old boil, and hurriedly passed a piece of paper, "Wipe your mouth, your lips are full of oil." ”

Lao Yu stretched out his hand and took the toilet paper handed over by Fang Ze, and suddenly became more excited, looking like he was about to cry.

"What's wrong?" Fang Ze asked curiously.

"I remember the days when I wiped my butt with a stick in Narnia. Lao Ji said sadly, "I must save paper in the future, if I can't waste it, I won't waste it, and some things will be lost before I know how precious they are!"

Ahem.

Fang Ze looked at Lao Yu and began to recall his glorious and tragic days as a king, a little embarrassed.

After all, this time he made a miserable mistake for his friend.

I thought that although it would take several years to live over there, at least the king should have a good life, but now it seems that it will be good.

He only noticed the king, and forgot that even the king needed to go to the toilet and wipe his ass.