Oxen can understand human language, and if you don't believe that when you are farming in the spring, you go to the field and see, the old farmer who cultivates the land is holding the iron plough behind, let the ox in front go, the ox will go, let the ox in front stop, it will stop. Let it turn, and it will turn!

It is a pity that the peasants now use combine seeders to plough their fields, and even sweep the ploughing belts! Even those scattered plots that cannot use large machinery are now using walk-behind tractors.

There is no longer a need for oxen to plough the land, and the ox cart is gone, and the cattle, an animal that has accompanied Chinese farmers for thousands of years, seem to be about to become like pigs. Since he was born, he waited for death to eat, and finally became a dish on the table. I don't know if this is the sorrow of the cow or the happiness of the cow?

Let's talk about the big black bull.

Even ordinary cattle can understand human speech, let alone the battle bull among the fierce bulls, the big black bull! However, although this rammer was very angry at the words of the gang in front of him, and wanted to knock them half to death immediately, he still did not take action in the end. It's not that this tamping bodhisattva has a heart attack, but that this tamping has not fully recovered from the motion sickness, and he is really reluctant to move and wants to take a good rest.

But what the big black bull didn't expect was that it wanted to let go of the humans in front of him, but the humans didn't want to let it go!

"His grandmother's cow eggs! You bastards only know that the tiger's ass can't be touched, but you think that my ass is easy to touch? If I don't give you some good taste, you'll kick your nose in the face! If you continue to be arrogant, you'll have to ride on Lao Tzu and shit! Kick you!"

The big black bull was not angry, he suddenly raised his hind legs, and kicked the guy who slapped his ass in the chest without looking back!

The guy who took the big black bull just now is named Meng Zhi, and he is nicknamed Mengzi. Because the pronunciation of "Zhi" and "Zi" is similar to that of the locals, he also has a nickname called "Mencius", also called "Meng Lao Fuzi".

Don't look at the big black bull, it seems to be plain at this moment, but it is strength in the ordinary. If an ordinary person is hit by this, his body will fly upside down, his chest will have broken bones and tendons, and he will only have half a life left if he can't die!

Fortunately, Old Master Meng is not an ordinary person, but a patrol special police officer who has been trained all day! Both his reaction speed and his ability to resist attacks are not comparable to ordinary people! He saw things badly, and suddenly turned to one side, trying to dodge the hooves of the big black bull. But in the end, he didn't hide from the rope, and his chest was swept by the hooves of the big bowl.

Old Master Meng stumbled suddenly, sat on the ground with his buttocks, and his chest hurt hotly. Fortunately, he was not seriously injured.

Looking at Meng Zhi, who was grinning and sitting on the ground like a girl, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they all laughed!

A group of people are tough guys who eat steel and chew iron, and no one takes this seriously. Therefore, not only did no one go over to help Old Master Meng up, but they all joked with him.

"I said, Old Master Meng, are you really old? Just like this, you are embarrassed like this? You have been training dogs all these days?"

"He's not trained in dogs, he's trained in this big black bull. ”

"You still want to eat its meat? I think it's almost the same as eating yours!"

A dignified seven-foot special police officer was kicked to the ground by a cow, Meng Zhi's face was also a little unbearable, his old face was red, he got up from the ground, kept patting the dust on his buttocks with his hands, and said in a sneering voice: "You laugh at the eggs! This cow is a bit evil! It has great strength and fast movements, which makes people unguardable!"

"Cut, you can blow it to yourself! No matter how powerful it is, it's not a cow? Is it possible or the reincarnation of the Bull Demon King?"

Meng Zhi was a little unhappy in his heart, this guy's chest was still hot and painful! These bastards were still making a lot of trouble, so he rolled his eyes and said, "If you don't believe it, you can also shoot it and try it!"

"Just try it, what's the big deal?"

The guy who was fighting with Meng Zhi was talking, and he was really going to provoke the big black bull. However, at this moment, their instructor came out of the office not far away and shouted at them: "What are you doing! Don't want to train? Let me tell you, if the training results are not up to standard, no one wants to go to work!"

A group of people grinned, no one dared to speak in the vernacular here, and hurriedly ran to the side to train. Xiang Hui tied the ox and drove away, he still had to go on duty.

If this is the case, it will be fine. It's good to die, when it was close to noon, when everyone finished training and was about to rinse up and go to eat, someone mentioned the matter of Old Master Meng being kicked down by the big black bull, and kept joking about it and Old Master Meng.

Old Master Meng couldn't hold his face when everyone said, and he was a little annoyed, so he said: "I said earlier, if you have the ability, you can go over and poke that stunned cow yourself." Just talking about me here, what kind of skills?"

Old Master Meng was unhappy in his heart, and he was a little rushed to speak, and the other guys saw that Old Master Meng was actually hardened, and they also lost their temper, and said: "Old Master Meng, don't be unconvinced, go, I'll go over and bring down this big stupid cow now!"

They are all young men who die every day, if they are afraid of a cow, won't it become a joke?

So, a group of people hula lala gathered around the big black bull again.

The big black bull lay on the ground and squinted its eyes in the sun, and slapped its tail on its body a few times from time to time. The rammer seriously doubted that the heifer with whom he had fought in the field this morning had gadlice on him and had infected himself. Otherwise, in this cold day, there are no flies and no mosquitoes, why is there always itching on the body?

Grandma's, if you encounter this kind of thing in the future, you must take the cow to the veterinarian station for a physical examination!

The big black bull was squinting his eyes, and suddenly felt a darkness in front of him. Suddenly opened the bull's eye and looked. Damn, those stupid humans are in front of me again.

However, the big black bull didn't take these people to heart, just opened the bull's eyes and looked at the guys in front of him, and then closed his eyes again. Continue to reminisce about the thrill of the field battle with Heifer this morning! If it weren't for the lice on the heifer, it would be perfect!

How many patrol special police officers saw the big black bull ignoring them?