"Ah......h

A scream fell from the sky.

Then he descended from the sky with a figure.

"Look, there's something in the sky. ”

The villagers in Liuzhuang Valley were a little curious, and they put down their farm work and looked at the sky.

I saw a large unidentified object falling from the sky.

“Dua

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With a crisp sound, Kong Mufeng landed safely on a crooked-necked tree on Rabbit Tail Mountain in Liuzhuang Valley.

Except for his body stuck in a tree, three broken rib bones, and a pierced calf, Kong Mufeng was hardly injured.

Kong Mufeng hung from the tree like bacon.

Huang Chiyan looked around, there were barren mountains and mountains, desolate places with nowhere to talk, the mountains were steep and steep, and overgrown with weeds. The trees are jagged, and the dense foliage keeps the sun in place.

"Damn, this is filming Journey to the West? How can there be a place where birds don't poop these days?"

Kong Mufeng complained, which monster hole did he fall into?

"Click"

A bird flew by, and a piece of dung was in the middle of Kong Mufeng's head.

It turns out that this is not a place where birds don't poop.

Kong Mufeng wiped his face, but he painted it evenly, like a singing clown.

"No one, come and take care of me, what's the matter with Lao Tzu hanging from a tree?

Kong Mufeng scolded and scolded, opening his teeth and dancing his claws.

"Snap ......"

The branches broke in response, and Kong Mufeng perfectly interpreted free fall.

Kong Mufeng finally got up, and he was covered in mud.

Kong Mufeng looked like a wild dog stuck in a dung tank, making him extremely embarrassed.

It's good to have someone to take care of me. ”

Boom, a wild boar ran over in the distance, and directly hit Kong Mufeng as a target.

"I rely on ......"

Kong Mufeng couldn't get up, and was directly pressed by the wild boar, with a pig's hoof print on his head.

Kong Mufeng was just about to recover......

"Oops......"

A big man with a size of more than 200 pounds pounced on Kong Mufeng, and the legendary man added a man.

"What the hell did you stumble over?"

The big man scolded and got up.

Kong Mufeng scolded at the bottom: "Who the hell are you talking about? Lao Tzu is not a thing." ”

"Damn, why are you so human?"

The strong man seemed to have discovered a new continent.

"Anyway, what's in the way. ”

The strong man took a mouthful of thick phlegm and quenched it on Kong Mufeng's face, and kicked Kong Mufeng away.

Kong Mufeng gritted his teeth, he was already injured, and he was almost wiped out with another kick.

"Do you dare to tell you my name?" Kong Mufeng said unwillingly.

Although he knows that it is useless for a rookie like himself to know people's names, at least his face is not so ugly.

"What's the matter? want to fight? Lao Tzu Thunder's Kingdom Liuzhuang Gu Majiazhuang Ma Mai Pi, the five reconstructions of the Condensation Qi Realm. Flying over wild boars and lying on wild wolves, what do you want?"

The grumpy old brother is also arrogant.

"What's that? What is the Condensation Realm? This girl has read too many novels, right?"

At this moment, Kong Mufeng had a voice in his mind.

"Ding Dong, congratulations on becoming the eighth mouse experimental host of the First Division System in the world. ”

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Kong Mufeng's mind, a large number of memories poured into his mind, and Kong Mufeng also began to understand the world he was in.

Huanyu Heaven and Earth, a world where martial arts are respected, there is a flood of desolation between heaven and earth, which is called Zhenyuan.

The people of the world, with the true yuan as the guide, enter the body and cultivate the avenue of martial arts. Those who have cultivated can fly to the heavens and the earth, use heaven and earth as the auxiliary defense of the six qis, take advantage of the righteousness of heaven and earth, and swim in infinity. Turning over the clouds and rain, controlling the heavens and the earth, and becoming a god feared by everyone.

Cultivators are respected by the world as warriors, and in the world of warriors, the strong are respected. The wives and concubines of the strong are called kings and hegemons in groups, and they are used for pleasure all day long, just like emperors. The weak have no food and no clothing, and live a life of wandering, and they can't even drink the northwest wind.

Kong Mufeng suddenly shouted in surprise: "What about this girl?"

Kong Mufeng snapped his mouth and slapped his face.

"It hurts, it's not a dream?"

Kong Mufeng suddenly woke up.

"Damn, I've crossed over?

Kong Mufeng really didn't know whether it was sad or happy.

He was originally ready to die, and he jumped off the mountain by himself, but he didn't expect to die like this?

"Does God think I'm so handsome, it's a pity? God won't take a fancy to me, right?"

Kong Mufeng was originally an ordinary young teacher in the Blue Star Huaxia Kingdom, although it seemed to be a beautiful profession, he was surprisingly hard pressed by Kong Mufeng.

In other words, Kong Mufeng is a peerless orphan.

When I was three years old, my father died, and when I was five years old, my mother died, and I didn't even have any relatives.

I was finally raised by my grandmother, and I went to college and found a girlfriend. knot

Sure enough, my girlfriend also died unexpectedly.

Kong Mufeng seems to have a circle on his head, he is cursed all the time, and he has his own passive skill: blood mold for eight lifetimes.

One word to describe Kong Mufeng: bitter, bitter.

A low-level peasant who is appeased by the understanding of life.

Kong Mufeng sighed.

"Maybe God has a conscience and wants me to be a person. ”

Kong Mufeng smiled: "If you come, you will be safe, your god will use me as a monkey, and I will sing you a big havoc in the Heavenly Palace." ”

Kong Mufeng gradually awakened his cognition of the fantasy world and began to recall those cookie-cutter routines.

The waste started to be bullied, and he slapped his face all the way and then pretended to be forced. It must be the illegitimate son of the big man, and the old man is hidden in the ring. I dislike famous teachers for accepting apprentices, and beautiful women compete to be my wife.

Aren't "Teasing the Poor" and "Teasing the Continent" both written like this?

What a beautiful fantasy world, Huang Chiyan has already gotten up.

"I'm definitely the son of a big guy, or it's the kind of bloodline that is very awesome, like the kind that is opened. ”

Huang Chiyan understands, the golden finger is necessary, and it is the kind that cannot be solved.

Ran goose, Kong Mufeng looked for something abnormal about himself, but he didn't have an extra bone or a tendon in his body than others.

"No, why is my body structure the same as a person?" Kong Mufeng wondered, what about the demon bloodline that he said?

I see, there's an old man hidden in the ring. ”

Kong Mufeng knows very well, basic operation.

Not to mention, there really is a ring.

Kong Mufeng has a golden ring on the thumb of his right hand, which is very similar to the standard configuration of the Diamond King.

"Old man, come out quickly, come out quickly, and quickly fulfill my three wishes. ”

Kong Mufeng played with the ring in his hand, and couldn't wait to take out an old man from the ring, staring at the ring with a look of wealth as if he were wiping Aladdin's magic lamp.

Surely no one else could understand why a young man was so full of thoughts about an old man, and he was still drooling greedily.

Ran Goose, the ring that has been playing for a long time has not achieved the slightest result except for fully showing Kong Mufeng's hand speed for more than 20 years.

"Ding Dong, are you using Lao Tzu as a pipe?" an inexplicable electronic voice came out.

"Damn, the current high-tech, do the old men use artificial intelligence?"

"Dingdong, congratulations, you have successfully unlocked the Huanyu First Division Apprentice 8.0 test system, and congratulations on becoming the eighth experimental guinea pig. I am your system elf, the eighth generation test ring, codenamed Eight Rings. Kong Mufeng listened carefully, the voice seemed to come from his mind, and his fingers also felt a slight vibration.

"You're this ring? Bajie, why aren't you an old man? Why didn't you follow to learn the scriptures?" Kong Mufeng was a little disappointed.

What the fuck is this rubbish The author writes fantasy and writes the golden finger as Bajie, Kong Mufeng secretly cursed the author who created this world to fight on the street for a lifetime.

Dingdong, the system eight precepts warm reminder, please check your system functions. ”

"Dingdong, what you are experiencing now is the apprenticeship system of the first division of the world, please enjoy it. ”

"The system is 999 in one knife, and the equipment recovery arrives in one second," Kong Mufeng said in disgust.

This system is actually no different from online games, it is just to do task upgrades, and it is nothing more than these boring operations.

"What are you kidding, then you pit me into the fantasy just for a knife 999? Are you a scumbag?" Kong Mufeng looked disgusted, Lao Tzu is a disciplined person, right?

"Even if I, Kong Mufeng, starve to death, climb up from here and jump down, I won't touch the system. "Kong Mufeng said righteous words, neither humble nor arrogant.

"Ding Dong, Bajie reminds that the First Division of the Universe system will provide you with the best quality route to become a god and help you become the king and dominate the world of the universe. ”

"Dingtone, there are tons of goodies and benefits in the system, as well as a variety of premium features. So that you can really lie down to level up, dominate the world, and get supreme honor, wealth, and women's ....... This is a home travel ......"

"Okay, okay, it's useless for you to tempt me. ”

Kong Mufeng interrupted: "It doesn't matter what becomes a god or not, the main thing is that I like the one-cut-nine-nine-nine system." ”

Then, Kong Mufeng opened the novice tutorial of the system with disdain, and seriously began to familiarize himself with his system.

Emma, it's so fragrant!!

Kong Mufeng slapped his face every day.

Indeed, in the Universal World, Kong Mufeng's underbeaten character, each golden finger really can't survive three chapters.

"Dingdong, the so-called Universal First Division system, is aimed at becoming the Universal First Division. As someone else's golden finger, guide others in their spiritual ......"

"Wait a minute?"

Kong Mufeng suddenly realized that something was wrong.

"Aren't you my golden finger? Why do you want me to be a golden finger?"

Well, it turned out that he was arrested and worked as a coolie.

Isn't it still a teacher to travel through the past?

"That, I don't know how to cultivate, what do I teach them?"

Kong Mufeng muttered to himself.

"Teach them the Lagrangian theorem, the three laws of mechanics, or the ABCD?"

Kong Mufeng asked weakly: "That, Bajie, can I not do it?"

"Ding-dong, yes, now start destroying the host and looking for a new guinea pig......"

Kong Mufeng only felt a sharp pain in his brain.

"Cheng Cheng Cheng, can't I do it? Anyway, I'm a hard man, and I'm not afraid of sulfuric acid burning. ”