Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Immortal Envoy Buys a Talisman
The group of funny fairies were chatting, and when Lin Yao's information appeared, more than a dozen messages appeared one after another, and no one replied. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Electric mother: I saw it when I saw it (three nose picking)
Tang Seng: Amitabha, the immortal envoy has seen a ghost, is it a female ghost?
Lei Gong: Phew, Lust Monk (contempt)
Tai Bai Xing: Tsk, Tang Seng really embarrassed the Buddha world (laughs)
Electric Mother: It's a lost Buddha (three despises)
At this time, an immortal named Zhong Kui appeared.
Zhong Kui: Alas...... Since the world is closed, I haven't caught a ghost for a long time, and I'm bored to death (crying) the fairy envoy, can you subdue the demon for me and catch the ghost.
Giant Spirit God: Zhong Kui, are you stupid? The immortal envoy should only see ordinary ghosts, you want to catch this? Aren't you afraid that King Qin Guang will turn his face against you and go to the Jade Emperor to sue you for breaking the order?
Lin Yao was speechless...... Nima ...... I'm scared to death...... But they chatted......
Lin Yao: Your sister, scared me to death...... It turns out that there are really ghosts (expletive)
Electric Mother: Of course there are ghosts (three nose picking)
Clairvoyance: There are all immortals, and naturally there are ghosts.
Tang Seng: Amitabha, the immortal envoy is afraid of ghosts (surprised)
Lin Yao was furious and said: Aren't you afraid (angry)
After sending it, Lin Yao regretted it, this is a group of immortals, can they be afraid of ghosts, and they want to withdraw, but it is too late.
Tang Seng: Amitabha, of course the poor monks are not afraid, not only are they not afraid, but the poor monks also love ghosts, they are so cute and so cool.
Nima ...... What kind of taste does Tang Seng have? Lin Yao was dumbfounded.
Electric Mother: Aren't they just a few little ghosts, what's scary, the longest is ugly (three pouts)
Erlang God: First of all, Tang Seng is dirty, and secondly, I'm not afraid of ghosts (cool)
Fairy Chang'e: Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, shy.
Zhu Bajie: Fairy Chang'e (Sese) I miss you so much.
Fairy Chang'e: You play Kai, I hate you (right hum)
Zhu Bajie: Woo woo (grievance)
Tai Bai Xing: Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie...... This pair of master and apprentice, alas...... I see pity......
Tang Seng: (angry) The poor monk is straight (expletive) Phew...... The six roots of the poor monk are pure.
Lin Yao said helplessly: You are immortals, of course you are not afraid. I'm just a mortal, what if a ghost wants to harm me?
Fairy Chang'e: Immortal envoys can rest assured that ghosts will not take the initiative to harm people, unless they are ghosts (smile)
Dianmu: That's it, what's there to be afraid of...... (3 nose picking)
Lin Yao cried and said: What if, what if there is? I won't ...... anything
Tai Bai Xing: (surprised) Isn't the gourd baby by your side? Don't worry, as long as he is there, no ghost in the world will dare to provoke you.
Lin Yao: But I feel that he is not very reliable, and besides, he can only be in the human world for five days, and he is about to leave (angry)
Too Platinum Star: How is it unreliable (surprised)
Lin Yao: I was hit by a ghost just now, and he didn't seem to make a move?
What's going on? Not only the platinum star, but also the immortals online came to ask.
Lin Yao: I was scared to run home just now, and I hit the wall with a ghost while running, and it was useless to call a gourd baby, and then a car passed by, and I honked the horn, and I came out (depressed)
Tai Bai Xing: That's right......
Fairy Chang'e: Immortal envoy, is the car in front of you (doubtful)
Lin Yao was stunned, how did she know, and said: Yes. What's wrong?
Fairy Chang'e: If you hadn't hit the wall, with your running speed at the time, would you have been able to run to the place where the car passed?
Lin Yao secretly calculated to himself and replied: It seems to be about the same.
Fairy Chang'e: Hehe, fairy envoy, it's not that the gourd baby doesn't save you, but there is no need to save you.
Lin Yao was puzzled and asked: Why?
It was not Fairy Chang'e who replied, but the electric mother: because that ghost is not harming you, but trying to save you.
Lin Yao: Help me?
Tai Bai Xing: yes, that ghost doesn't want you to be hit by a car. Presumably, the gourd baby also saw it, so she didn't make a move.
Lin Yao: Why did she save me?
Zhong Kui is an expert in ghost hunting, he knows ghosts best, at this time, Zhong Kui explained: In fact, the ghost hitting the wall is just a small spell, as long as it is a ghost, like those murderous ghosts, it is even more disdainful to use it. Moreover, the ordinary people who hit the wall with the ghost are generally at the crossroads, because the ghost was killed there or near before his death, and he doesn't want others to repeat his mistakes, in order to save people, he will use ghosts to hit the wall, trap people in place, and when the danger is over, he will let people go. Therefore, normal people do not need to be afraid when they encounter ghosts hitting the wall, and the danger is very small.
Lin Yao understood, and asked at the same time: Doesn't that mean that if you encounter a ghost hitting the wall, it means that there is danger ahead, and you have to wait for the ghost to disappear from the wall?
Zhong Kui: Not necessarily, even if the ghost who hits the wall is well-intentioned, it is inevitable that an oolong will happen.
Lin Yao: Oolong?
Zhong Kui: Yes, because the ghost died there before his death, he has some instinctive fear and thinks that it is very dangerous, so when he traps someone, it does not mean that there will be danger ahead, but the subconscious reaction of the ghost.
Lin Yao was speechless, it was really an oolong...... If there is no danger, but it is trapped all night...... Isn't it sad......
Lin Yao: How do you break the ghost wall?
Zhong Kui: If you are a mortal, you can only break through the ghost wall of ordinary ghosts. If you encounter it, you can just raise your head and spit in the air, and of course, if you are a man, you can pee on the spot.
After speaking, Zhong Kui said again: I'm just curious, the gourd baby is by your side, why does that ghost dare to trap you, isn't it afraid of the soul (doubt)
Fairy Chang'e: yes, I'm curious, too.
Tai Bai Xing: I've wanted to ask for a long time (picking my nose)
Electro Mother: Did the Immortal Envoy do anything there?
Lin Yao quickly remembered that he had helped an old woman there when he went out, and he didn't pay attention at the time, but now that he thinks about it, he must have been a ghost too.
Immediately, Lin Yao told the matter.
Zhong Kui: I see.
Tai Bai Xing: I see.
Fairy Chang'e: The fairy envoy turned out to be ...... Boom, this time I made more money (snickering)
Lin Yao was puzzled and asked, "What are you talking about?" I don't understand......
Zhong Kui said: The old man supported by the immortal envoy was a vain ghost, that is, his life was not over, but he was born to die and committed suicide by crashing at that intersection. Originally, before her longevity was over, she would have been in the same place, constantly suffering the pain of being hit by a car. But the immortal makes you support her over, which is equivalent to overtaking it, so that you can go to the underworld as soon as possible to report and put into reincarnation. That ghost is out of retribution, so he will risk being killed by the gourd baby to trap you.
Lin Yao understood, and then he was a little depressed, and said: I thought it was a grandmother, in order to earn merit to help her, who knew that it was a ghost (speechless) But it's okay, let her be reincarnated as soon as possible (cool)
Fairy Chang'e: (snickering) Fairy envoy, you can earn more than helping grandma cross the street, hehe.
Lin Yao was stunned for a moment, then overjoyed, and asked: Is this also meritorious?
Tai Bai Xing: Of course there is, and it is much more than helping grandma cross the street, which is a good deed that surpasses the soul of the dead (picking his nose)
Lin Yao didn't reply, quickly entered the balance, and looked at the place where the merit was recorded.
Merit points: thirty-one
Overjoyed, it was eleven o'clock in the morning, and after saving Qin Feihu, it rose to twenty-one, and now it has grown to thirty-one, wahaha.
But........ Lin Yao withered in an instant....... A myelin-washing pill costs a hundred merits.......
Alas, Lin Yao entered the group again and said: A ghost who is more than a ghost only has ten merits......
Zhong Kui said: It's a lot, it's just an ordinary ghost, if the immortal envoy is overtaken or the ghost is destroyed, the merit will be more, as for the ordinary ghost, it's the same as saving a person. The higher the cultivation level, the higher the ghost is surpassed by the immortal envoy, the more merit will be obtained.
Lin Yao was unhappy, and replied: However, I don't know anything, even if this ordinary ghost is still done without knowing anything, the gourd baby will leave in two days, not to mention the ghost, I am afraid of ordinary ghosts......
Zhong Kui said: What the immortal envoy said is extremely right, this is indeed a problem.
Lin Yao smiled, and finally an immortal understood him, and quickly replied: I still know the severity, but what should I do?
Zhong Kui: Of course I know the severity of the situation, the safety of the immortal envoy is the most important.
Confidant, Lin Yao was moved.....
Zhong Kui continued: Otherwise, I'll give the immortal envoy a ghost suppression talisman I drew!
Lin Yao was even more moved, woo.... Zhong Kui was still exquisite, and quickly replied: Okay, okay.
However, Zhong Kui's next sentence made Lin Yao collapse, regretting that he had been moved......
Zhong Kui: Okay, 100 points of merit, double the credit, Tong Su is not deceived (smile)
Nima ....... Nima ...... Lin Yao wanted to drop his phone......
His family background is only thirty-one in total, and he is the same as Taishang Laojun, taking advantage of the fire to rob it.....
replied angrily: Your sister's Zhong Kui, go away.....
However, Zhong Kui didn't leave, and said: Don't be angry, this town ghost talisman is painted by this immortal, there is no other home in the Three Realms and Six Dao, the price is very affordable, how about it, buy one (kiss)
At this time, other immortals came out one after another and peddled them one after another.
Electric Mother: The immortal envoy buys one, I have a heavenly thunder talisman, and the ghosts and gods are afraid.
Tang Seng: Amitabha, the poor monk has a Buddha light talisman, not only to avoid evil and retreat from ten thousand ghosts, but also to increase the peach blossom luck Oh (bad laugh) immortal envoy, how about it, buy one.
Chang'e Fairy: Hee-hee......
Lin Yao stopped talking and silently put away his phone.
It wasn't until ten minutes later, when he entered WeChat again, that the group of funny fairies stopped selling, that he paid attention and waited for the red envelope.
Nima.... This immortal envoy doesn't buy things at double the price, waiting for me to have a lot of merit......
Tonight, Lin Yao couldn't sleep.
I can't help it, I see a ghost, and I'm still scared...... Can't sleep......
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