After talking on the phone with Wang Tearing Onions, Short saw that it was still early, and asked Ma Lu with concern: "Have you eaten lunch during the live broadcast?"

"Eat, boxed lunch, let me tell you, the boxed lunch here tastes good!" Ma Lu was very excited when he saw that the evening's activities had been arranged. "Not only chicken thighs, but also pork ribs, tomato eggs, chicken hair, ......"

Short watched Ma Lu report the name of the dish, and thought it was very funny, a bit like the feeling of reporting to his parents after eating in the cafeteria on the first day of military training for college freshmen.

"Hey, are you listening?" Ma Lu snapped.

"I'm listening. ”

"Why is your expression so weird...... It's like my dad. Ma Lu must have read the kindness of his family from Shortt's expression, and was a little frightened.

"Hey, please, can you have a little nutritious topic, don't make my mother-in-law and mother-in-law, I'm going to collapse when I look at it!" Kong Yao, who was snubbed, was loudly expressing her dissatisfaction.

"Okay, okay. Schott started the car and prepared to go back to the hotel. He was a little lost, and he wandered for most of the day, but there was nothing wrong with him, where did the mysterious man go? Could it be that he had forgotten about him? Short said in his heart, as a man, it is better not to tell the two girls such careful thoughts, so as not to make them frightened.

Nothing is the best, and you can enjoy life with peace of mind.

Short glanced at Ma Lu, this Ma Lu's heart is also big enough!

The car is driving in the city......

The phone is ringing!

Kong Yao's voice broadcast: "Hahaha...... Your editor, Winnie, is calling!"

"Why are you so happy? Short muttered and answered the phone. "Hey, Winnie is great!"

"Short, oh, Zhang Xiaobao...... What should I call you now?" Winnie has been an editor for more than ten years, and she really won the lottery when she met an impostor to investigate the strange incident of missing people!

"Fine, according to your needs, but it's better to call me 'I'm a bandit'. Short was very excited when he heard Vinie's voice, and he became humorous.

What is the situation?! Kong Yao saw it in his eyes and recorded it in the system.

"Okay, 'I'm a bandit', sir, two things, one thing is that your activities the day after tomorrow are you going by car or by a unified bus? You need to check in to the local hotel one day in advance, and I'll send you the information when I get back. ”

"Oh, let's drive, dozens of kilometers away, I won't ask you for reimbursement for the fuel money. Short said with a hippie smile.

Winnie ignored him and continued, "Second thing, when will you pick up your valuable umbrella?"

"Hey, don't you say I forgot, it's better to choose a day than to hit the day, I can go over and get it now, it's inconvenient for you?"

"I'm going to be too busy, why don't you come over after work, 8 o'clock." ”

"Winnie, you're working too hard, aren't you?

"Can you just say yes?"

"Okay. ”

"Okay, you'll call me when you're there. ”……

This Winnie, the phone is hung up, it is really neat! Short wanted to continue to chat with this beautiful editor, but his face was a little unbearable. He had to find a topic to hide his embarrassment.

"Do you think this Winnie is a bit like a person in a TV show?"

"Who? I haven't seen her again. Ma Lu said.

"Sort of. Kong Yao responded, "Do you mean Andy in "Ode to Joy"?"

Hearing Kong Yao say this, Ma Lu immediately became alert. "Andy, come on, I want to see her photo, no wonder someone opened the peacock screen just now like a small bag, it's not far from shame!"

Kong Yao brought up Winnie's photo and showed it to Ma Lu.

Ma Lu gasped, turned his head to look at Schott, and said, "Those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, do you want to learn from your good friend Wang to tear onions?"

"Where's this, look at what you're saying!" Schott was so focused on driving that he didn't dare to pick up the stubble.

"Don't make it a mistake when you see a beautiful woman, I can tell you clearly, Sister Kong Yao is an exception, if you think about it again, I will let you be a eunuch!" Ma Lu gritted her teeth.

"As far as I know, this Winnie is 8 years older than Schott! It shouldn't be possible, right?" Kong Yao seemed to be telling the truth, but in fact he was adding fuel to the fire.

Sure enough, Ma Lu was even more angry when she heard it. "He won't reject the love of his sister and brother! How beautiful and virtuous is Sister Liu Tao! Good wife in Huaxia!"

"It's so serious, I'll calculate the probability......" Kong Yao heard Ma Lu say this, and felt that there seemed to be some truth, she got busy!

"Oh my God!"

Dozens of seconds later, Kong Yao's exclamation made Short suddenly feel like his underwear had been ripped off! Nima, running naked again! He secretly complained bitterly.

Kong Yao continued: "According to my model, Schott's inner role is so good!

Short pretended that nothing had happened and watched the road ahead and drove intently.

At this moment, his heart is broken, and the blessing of Qi is definitely just a legend, because - these "two phoenixes" are going to become best friends, and the "one dragon" is definitely going to die!

"Sister Kong Yao, is there any way to deal with him? ”

Short clenched the steering wheel, faintly aching.

Kong Yao groaned slightly, and came up with a small game program.

"This is a test about the outlook on life, please ask the host to answer truthfully, if it is false, it will accept 220V clicks for three seconds, and if it does not cooperate, it will directly accept 460V electric shock. Scarlett's sexy voice sounds like a beautiful snake at this moment.

"May I ask the host, do you think a man has to go through how many women in his life to be worthy of being called a man?"

Short was not stupid, he carefully avoided falsehoods, and replied with three points of truth: "It varies from person to person." ”

After answering, he smiled happily, this Tai Chi push, perfect!

"Host, please answer the question head-on, it's a closed-digital question. ”

"Three, mother, lover, daughter. Short was in a hurry, "Done!"

Perfect!

Without waiting for Schott to speak, the system said:

"No, the standard answer calculated by the system is four, and that's what you really think!"

Short cried and said, "If you don't play like this, you'll be played to death!

"Don't use the bitter meat meter of the host, in the face of the first computing system in history, the bitrate of your face with 36,000 nerves and a 68,000-fold difference in your tone plus all the documented analysis of your behavior patterns, the system can come to the conclusion that the ideal number of women in your mind is four. ”

"I can't tell you, even if you're right!Then tell me, why do I think it's 4 so stubbornly!?" Short prepares to fight back, and once the system doesn't explain it clearly, he won't accept the shock!!!!

"In your heart, you think that a man needs four women to achieve in his life in order to become a real man, and the four are - you love, love you, wife and the eternal vacant YY position. ”

Short felt his heart tighten, he was hit! He actually had the urge to cry for a while, Nima, this is really his heart, it was actually analyzed by this system!

So clear, so breathtaking!

"Short, you're dead!" Ma Lu said as he gritted his silver teeth, ready to tear him apart without electric shocks.

"Wait a minute!" Schott shouted, "why must it be four and not the same person!"

Kong Yao couldn't help but let herself laugh, and said, "Pull over, stop, and accept the electric shock." ”