"Ladies and gentlemen, I must have already browsed the materials handed over to you, so I, as the leader of this negotiation team, will briefly repeat our mission here. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Wearing a purple dress, with a variety of jewelry and a ball head, No. 1 held the earphones on her ears, and now she is talking to diplomats including Chu Qing through video calls, after nearly two months of intense preparation, in an inconspicuous city in an inconspicuous country, negotiations about the war between China and the Koncadas Empire in an inconspicuous country have begun, and now they are going to the banquet hall used to entertain diplomatic envoys to prepare for a formal meeting and dinner with the diplomats of the Koncadas Empire, including the opposing Emperor Thatch。

"Our task this time is to fight for the post-war territorial distribution and the post-war reparations, and what we need to do about these two points is to minimize our losses, but if we can, we can and we can accept to fight for trade tax issues and economic advantages on the premise of cessing land and wealth, and I would like to remind you that this time we can use a huge amount of money, so at the beginning or during the meeting, we must try our best to win over the diplomats of the other side and tilt the balance of negotiations on our side, understand？”

"But Chief No. 1 ......"

"Call me Team Leader!"

"Yes, yes, but the team leader, I want to ask what we should do if the other side has been tough," the other diplomats frowned, yes, now is the time to think about what they should do in the worst-case scenario.

"Then continue to fight with them," said Number one firmly, "their situation is no better than ours, and if we really can't talk about it, we will continue the war, and sooner or later their domestic economy will not allow them to continue, and then it will be our victory." ”

"Lieutenant General ......"

"Call me Team Leader!"

"Yes! I remember that the plan was written to divide the ceasefire line according to the original border between the two countries, but according to this division, there will be a large plain area divided into the ceasefire line, which is not conducive to the defense work of our second phase plan, so I think if we can, we should move the ceasefire line backwards and divide it according to the terrain, so that it is militarily conducive to us to build fortresses based on the terrain, and it is also a good hand to gain the trust of the other party at the meeting。 ”

“…… Well, a proper compromise should work well, I agree, remember to add this to the proposal and pass it on to others. ”

After speaking, she glanced at Chu Qing, who was frowning in the center of the screen, and asked softly, "Then Commander, is there anything else that needs attention?"

"Ah, no, but shouldn't you have a serious name?"

"Please call me a group...... Hey, hey, what do you say?"

"I mean, calling you One-One-One all the time doesn't feel like a girl's name. ”

"Well, let's talk about this kind of thing later, really, really, I really don't know what to say about you. Number One stammered with a red face as the car stopped, and a soldier in military uniform opened the door from the outside, revealing a new red carpet and a beautiful building.

They walked out of the car, the diplomatic team of the Fifth Empire of Koncadas had not yet arrived at this time, No. 1 walked in front of Chu Qing, today he changed out of his original military uniform and put on a neat suit, she pulled the black tie on his chest for him and whispered: " Commander, when you negotiate for a while, you just need to talk to the emperor of the other party, and the rest of the work will be handed over to us, and we must pay attention to the proportions of our words, we are not light on the other party's negotiation methods, if the other party catches any handles, it may be detrimental to the next negotiations, so we must be extremely cautious. ”

"Understood, team leader. Chu Qing nodded and then said jokingly, "If you are so careful, it seems that you will become a good wife in the future." ”

"Yes, yes. One lowered her head and whispered in response, the morning glow of crimson on her face creeping up her petite ears, but the lovely scene was not seen by the others. Because at this moment, above the sky, the sound of an eagle falcon chirping like a sharp arrow breaking through the sky firmly fixed everyone's attention firmly on the blue sky, like a group of griffons walking on the ground and the carriage behind them, decorated with all kinds of gorgeous objects, and vividly interpreting the four words of poverty and luxury.

That was the diplomatic mission sent by the Koncadas Empire.

"Is it finally here? Like the other diplomats, he looked up and whispered as he watched the carriage gradually descend to the ground. Then, dozens of Koncadas Imperial knights and maids who stood in line on the spot and stood by saw the griffin convoy descending, and began their work in unison like a robot that had received a mission signal.

The handsome handsome maids carried a bright red carpet with gold trim and lace that was completely disproportionate to their size, and then spread it out in front of each of the imperial legations' carriages, and one by one they carried fresh, dewdrop-laden petals, and the maids threw the fragrant petals on the smooth mirror-like carpet to put the finishing touch to this red picture.

Looking at the girl who kept throwing petals, Chu Qing subconsciously smacked his lips, the movements of these maids looked lazy and casual, but as long as you look closely, you can find that not only are they gestures, even the small cheeks and frowns are full of the taste of beauty, and the petals they sprinkle are as if they have been precisely calculated, every petal, every dew drop is just right, no one seems to be tight, and there is no idle sparseness, everything is so orderly and gives people a feeling as if it is so clean.

Because it was an emergency meeting, the logistical support personnel of the two countries tacitly simplified or even canceled some cumbersome and useless welcome etiquette, but looking at the posture in front of them, it is really difficult for people not to doubt that the other side has really simplified it? At the same time, it makes people even more curious about what the original etiquette and ritual look like if the streamlined ceremony is so cumbersome?

Eventually, under the welcome of a group of sword-wielding knights, the doors that seemed to never open were each opened by a delicate girl like a flower, and then one by one, dressed like a celestial person, the nobles of the Koncadas Empire came over as if they were walking in their own garden, either with their palms or with the support of others, but looking at the sinister look in their eyes from time to time and the mustache that trembled at the corners of some people's mouths, they knew that these guys living in the wine pond meat forest were definitely not as easy to deal with as they looked。

Looking at the imperial envoys coming step by step, everyone on Chu Qing's side had a standard smile on their faces, but the next moment the smiles on their faces were completely frozen, because the last one to come out of the carriage was not the other party's emperor Thatch, but the other party's marshal Aesonia.

"What's going on?" looked at Esonia, who stepped down from the carriage, and the number one standing behind Chu Qing muttered quietly.

"Excuse me, are you the delegation of China in the Fifth Reich? Hello everyone, please allow me to give a brief introduction, I am the Marquis of the Koncadas Empire and the head of the Koncadas Empire in charge of this negotiation, you can call me Mo Douai. At this time, I saw a tall, handsome, upright, good-looking man walking in front of them with powerful steps, and said neither humbly nor arrogantly.

"May I ask Your Excellency Mo Dou Ai, why didn't His Majesty the Emperor of your country come here?" Looking at the nobles of the Kangjia Das Empire in front of him, Mo Dou Ai, No. 1 took a step forward and stood in a position parallel to him and asked politely.

Looking at the number one who could be called a peerless beauty in front of him, he was subconsciously stunned for a moment, and then a sinister look flashed in his eyes, and then he showed a tired but reluctant expression and asked coldly: "Hmm...... Before answering your question, can you introduce yourself?"

"Sorry, this is my faux pas. One realized his inaccuracies and corrected, "Hello Your Excellency, I am the head of the Fifth Reich's Chinese side in charge of this negotiation, you can call me ...... One. As she spoke, she held out her hand and smiled so cute that no one could refuse.

Looking at No. 1 who stretched out his hand, the other party showed an expression that was in the middle of the heart, and then his actions were completely beyond the imagination of everyone present, only to see that he looked at the other party's outstretched hand in disgust, smacked fiercely, and then stretched out his hand and slapped No. 1.

There was a slap without warning, and even Chu Qing, who was standing on the side, didn't react and beat it mercilessly, only to see Mo Douwai take off the white silk gloves on his hands as if he had touched something dirty, and then complained to Chu Qing and them: "May I ask which of you can explain to me what is going on? Why does a woman appear in such a place, do you think that we can deal with us with only one woman? This is simply a humiliation to us!" Therefore, I will report this matter to His Majesty the Emperor in 1510. ”

After speaking, he pinched her face and said in a weird manner: "When you see a man, you come into contact with others, you are really a slut." After speaking, he let go of his hand as if he was disgusted, and then walked in front of Chu Qing.

At this time, Chu Qing had a gloomy expression that could squeeze out the water, waiting viciously for Mo Dou in front of him, his right hand was subconsciously clenched into a fist, ready to punch the other party in the next second, and the number one next to him saw his appearance, so he silently came behind him, like a wounded little beast, gently tugging at the corner of his clothes and shaking his head.

That's right, at this time, you must not fight back, otherwise you will fall into the other party's scheme, after all, this is not a world that values women's rights, and the status of women is still quite a humble existence, so, although it is completely unreasonable, or even illogical, but what the other party said is right, in this important occasion, it is indeed rude to send a woman to negotiate with them without informing the other party at all, so the other party not only arouses our anger so that the next negotiation may occur due to emotional reasons caused by mistakes, but also can cause a certain public opinion effectSending a woman (maybe a bunch of negative adjectives) to such an important meeting shows that we are not sincere in negotiating and thus putting ourselves on a righteous position and then completely dominating the rest of the negotiation is a recipe for killing two birds with one stone;

And if Chu Qing fights back at this time, it will be even more advantageous to them, when the time comes, they will not only be able to sit in a dominant position, but also take the opportunity to smear Chu Qing, the supreme leader, with definite evidence, thus causing a bad impact on the entire country or the world.

Chu Qing understood this truth, and he also knew what No. 1 meant, so his clenched hand slowly loosened, and then he stretched out his right hand and said with a smiling expression: "Hello, I am Chu Qing, the temporary supreme leader of the Fifth Empire China, and I am glad that you can come to contribute to the cause of peace." ”

Looking at the other party's released fist, Mo Douwai, who was still secretly comfortable with the success of his plan, couldn't help but feel a little disappointed in his heart, but looking at Chu Qing's outstretched right hand, he suddenly remembered that it was said that the Fifth Empire had a handshake etiquette, so he also stretched out his right hand and changed it into a respectful and humble expression that was completely different from just now and said: "It is my supreme honor to meet you, respect the mighty Your Majesty Chu Qing." ”

Smack, a loud slap in the face.

Chu Qing's outstretched right hand did not hold the other party's right hand, but hit him heavily in the face.

"Have I allowed you to shake my hand? You filthy thing, can't it be that your aristocratic manners have been thrown into the dog's belly by you? What a stupid person!" Chu Qing's other hand took out a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped it carefully, his appearance was exactly the same as the Mo Dou Wai just now.

Mo Dou was stunned, looking at Chu Qing's appearance, he actually had the feeling that he couldn't feel the other party's mind for a while, but Mo Dou Wai was not stupid, and after being slightly stunned, he saw him bend down, and after a standard aristocratic salute, he said solemnly: "I'm sorry Your Majesty, please forgive me for my rudeness just now, and allow me to introduce myself to you again, next is the Marquis of the Kangcadas Empire, Mo Dou Wai, I am honored to be able to see your great appearance here." Since you can't guess what the other party thinks, just do it according to the other party's plan, Mo Dou, who lowered his head, thought to himself.

"Well, I forgive you, straighten up. ”

Very good, Mo Douwai smiled slightly, and sure enough, as he expected, the guy named Chu Qing in front of him was just to vent the anger in his heart, and now as long as he does what he says, he will not find an excuse even if he wants to have a seizure at that time.

Mo Douwai secretly raised his body proudly in his heart, but the next moment something happened that everyone was shocked.

Another resounding slap in the face was blown.

You! This time, Mo Dou Ai was completely stupid there, why, why did you hit me this time! And the other nobles of the Kangjia Das Empire were also indignant when they saw Mo Dou Ai being slapped again for no reason, only to see one of the nobles with a face full of flesh, and his body shook more obviously than the chest of the girl next to him when he spoke, and shouted: "Your Majesty, what are you doing Your Majesty!" Why do you insult our envoys for no reason, don't you know the simple truth that the envoys of other countries represent their countries! Please, please give us a reasonable explanation, otherwise, otherwise, it will ......"

"Otherwise, what?" Chu Qing put Mo Dou Wai aside and then strode up to the guy who stood out for others and said coldly: "Otherwise, what are you going to do?" As he said that, he raised his right hand again, so frightened that the person screamed like a pig, if it weren't for the loss of face, I'm afraid he would have turned around and fled, after all, this person looked like the supreme leader of a country, it was no different from an ordinary market scoundrel, and the ghost knew if he would also reward himself with a big slap.

"Wait a minute, please. ”

Just as he was about to fight, a voice stopped him, and then a pair of slender white hands grabbed his wrists, and he turned his head to see Esonia standing behind him, looking at him expressionlessly.

"What for?" He raised his eyebrows and looked at Esonia in front of him with disdain, but Esonia still maintained an expressionless face and said lightly: "Your Majesty, please don't do this meaningless behavior again, let's talk about ......" Before he finished speaking, a tiger with heavy ears scraped his ears snorted on his face, and the crisp sound of his life reverberated throughout the square.

"Meaningless, then you tell me what makes sense!" he turned back to his position and said to the nobles of the Koncadas Empire, who seemed to be collectively petrified, "Today's incident really makes me very unhappy, very unhappy!" First of all, your Emperor, the half-buried Thatch, blatantly ignored the contents of the treaty, released my doves, and sent you, a group of shrimps, soldiers and crabs, to negotiate with me, which is your first, second, you openly insulted and violently assaulted my diplomats and disregarded the dignity of our country, which is second, and third, you ignored diplomatic etiquette and openly offended my dignity, which is your third. Do you guys know what it seems to me to add up? This is disrespect to me, this is disrespect to my country, to my people! I thought you were hopeful fellows who had come to pursue peace, but now it seems that, well, you are just a bunch of war maniacs with spears and barking like animals, but it is okay, since you have no intention of armistice, then let us continue the war!" he waved his big hand and led the diplomats behind him without the slightest drag and turned away.

"Wait. At this time, Esonia, who had not spoken, spoke again, he turned to face Chu Qing, and an experienced hunter appeared on his face, like the expression of the prey he was interested in, only to see him laugh strangely, and then made a standard aristocratic salute to Chu Qing, and then said loudly: " Your Majesty, I ask your pardon for our mistakes, and I apologize that His Majesty Thatch was not able to be here because he was unwell, and if there is any offense, allow me to apologize to you on behalf of my lord, and I ask you to trust us in our sincerity in seeking peace for the two peoples, so please forgive us for our mistakes and continue this negotiation. ”

Everyone was stunned, especially the nobles of the Koncadas Empire looked at Asonia with an expression that was even more surprised than seeing a ghost, how could you, as a representative of the Empire, bow to others so easily in this situation.

And Chu Qing was also taken aback when he saw this, but then he returned to his expression just now, and then under a deep groan and the persuasion of other diplomats around him, he nodded extremely reluctantly, and then said to the people of the Koncadas Empire, " Well, since Asonia has asked me so, then I will forgive you one more time, but remember, my mercy has come to an end, and if you dare to do whatever it takes to disagree with my country and people, then the next time you will receive no more mercy, but all the wrath of my country, understand, stupid pigs!"

After speaking, he came to No. 1's side and gently rubbed her red face and whispered: "Now I listen to my orders, first, I order you to go back to rest and forget all these troubles, and second, prepare a sumptuous Christmas dinner, and wait for us to come back to celebrate the end of the war, understand?"

She nodded, as long as there is a guy like the other party who completely ignores women's rights, her own existence will only be counterproductive, so it should be a good idea to retreat temporarily and then command remotely, but wait a minute, Christmas dinner? It turns out that Christmas is so close.

"I see, I'll leave the rest to you, Christmas dinner...... I'll do my best. ”

"Then please. ”

Looking at No. 1 who left in the car, Chu Qing grinned, took off the suit jacket on his body, ripped off the tie around his neck, and then put his clothes on his shoulders, and hooked his hand in front of the person next to him, and the other party handed him the metal suitcase in his hand with understanding.

The appearance of this metal suitcase is exactly the same as Fujimura's.

Feeling the heavy box in his hand, he turned to the others and said, "Everyone, since the women are gone, then the next time is for our old men to play with their lives, this time, we must give those guys a good look at the color!"

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(ps: Lazy cancer attacked, sorry I haven't updated it for so long, and I'm being urged to update, I'm sorry, I'll make it up today, please forgive me.) ）