Chapter 244: The Women of Jackals, Tigers and Leopards
A woman's strength is no different from that of a jackal, a tiger and a leopard.
Ma Lu and Winnie each held down one of Short's arms, while Yuna knelt on Short's lap and held him down.
Short couldn't move, and when he looked at the middle line of his pants, it happened to be Kong Yao looking at him, and it was a little cooler to see where he was starting to scratch him.
For Schott, the most tickling part of his body is the armpits.
With Kong Yao here, I'm afraid this secret can't be hidden.
Sure enough, after Kong Yao scanned it, he said: "Scratch his armpits, the strength doesn't need to be too much, the rhythm is toot, toot, toot, toot, toot......" "And you have to make him laugh before you start. ”
There's no better place to die!
Short was so frightened that the chrysanthemum was about to lose its grip, and the eggs shattered to the ground.
"Oh, look at me......" Yuna straightened his head with her hands on Short's cheeks, then grimaced at him in an attempt to make him laugh. "Baa Baa ......"
Short was already on guard, he didn't laugh, he couldn't laugh if he was killed.
"I'll try ......" Winnie said in a flirtatious move, her knees against Short's arm, and she touched herself from her neck with both hands, stopping between her crotch, and slapped herself a few times with a fake model, showing an exaggerated look!
Short had never seen Winnie play on such a large scale, and he was stunned for a moment, his jaw was about to fall, where could he care about laughing?
Even laughter can jam traffic.
Ma Lu came out in time at this time, and "snapped" an appearance!
I saw that she smeared two handfuls of her beard with a marker, and a top hat on her head, which was still a gift from Fami to Short, and it happened to be placed in the narrator at this moment and was taken by Ma Lu to make props.
Not to mention, this look is really good!
A beautiful woman pretending to be a man is as sexy as she wants to as she is, and it's full of misplaced funny!
Ma Lu pursed her mouth and leaned over to Winnie on the other side......
Winnie made a gesture to "slap" Ma Lu's big mouth, and Ma Lu cooperatively shouted "Ahh............h It's like a huge blow!
It's so funny...... "Hahaha......" Short finally couldn't hold back his laughter!
"Go!" the beauties said that they would change their faces, and they gave each other a look, and then the hungry tigers pounced and scratched them......
"Hahahahaha......" Schott's laughter didn't stop again......
It is said that in ancient times, there was such a punishment as laughter, and Stephen Chow also had a magic weapon in the movie, called "half a step with a smile", it seems that the world's powerful weapons are eclectic, and laughter is one.
"Hahaha......"
These beauties are really hard at scratching, and they are not the ones who suffer losses, and they must make up for the deficit that passively called Schott's "husband" just now until they are satisfied.
That's the bitterness of Short, he's been -
"Hahahaha......"
Even if he struggled desperately, he was helpless, and he was pressed to death by the beauties, and the so-called ravages were nothing more than that.
Seeing that Short had to go back on laughing like this, the beauties let go of their hands with satisfaction, stood up and clapped their hands one by one, "eating and drinking".
I saw [Short] lying pitifully on the ground in the system, replaying in his mind the laughter when Princess Jianning got up after she forced Wei Xiaobao to bow to the overlord in the movie "The Story of Deer and Ding": "Wow...... Hahaha......"
It happened to be looked at by a few beauties! Because the system's screen is still there!
Is this worth it?!
The beauties looked at each other, this person is simply the best in the world, and after making such a bear, they can still be in YY Lu Ding Ji?
It seems that the punishment is not strong enough.
The beauties all looked at Short, ready to launch a new attack.
Unexpectedly, Short was already foaming at the mouth and convulsing...... "Ha, ha, ha......" was like Baotu Spring in a rhythmic abrupt ......
"Wow!" the beauties were suddenly frightened, and jumped away...... "He must be pretending!"
"Don't fall for his trick!"
"His acting skills are getting better and better......"
……
"But that white foam doesn't look like it's acted......"
It's almost a minute has passed, and Short's convulsions are getting weaker and weaker, and more and more realistic, so realistic that they are already on the verge of death!
The beauties cried in fright...... "Wow!"
They turned their heads to look at Kong Yao, only to see that Kong Yao had already run to the side alone, as if they were studying something......
They withdrew their gaze, you look at me, I look at you...... tacitly stretched out a hand, and it turned out to be - "black and white"!
Two black and one white, Winnie, who came out of white, has already won.
Ma Lu and Yuna had no choice but to have another battle, this time "rock-paper-scissors".
Scissors to paper, Ma Lu wins.
Yun'er said pitifully, "I knew it would be like this, so I might as well take the initiative!" and leaned down...... Don't forget to take out a tissue and clean SCHOTT's mouth first......
It turned out that he was going to give him artificial respiration!
Seeing that Yun'er's ruddy and pink lips were about to be attached to Shortt's......
"Stop!"
Yuna was startled and instinctively raised her head, "What's wrong?"
It turned out that Kong Yao came over.
Short was still twitching faintly......
"I'm coming!" Kong Yao said, stretching out his two palms...... Grabbed Schott's chest, "Bang!" It turned out to be an electric shock to Schott!
After two clicks, the effect was obvious, and Schott sat up all at once!
"I seemed to have a dream just now, dreaming that I was acting in a movie, it seems to be the ...... of "The Deer and Ding", he said and instinctively covered his chest with his hands, which is exactly the same as Stephen Chow's actions after being forced by Princess Jianning in the movie, which is very funny.
The beauties laughed and laughed.
"Isn't he stupid?" Yuna muttered innocently worried.
"No, I'm going to make a good announcement. Kong Yao said solemnly.
What? Good news?
No one dares to believe their ears, is this a death escape?
"Just now, Mr. Variable's thinking system triggered the Soul Consciousness Observation Mode when he was on the verge of death, and I have already seen the contents of it......" Kong Yao said slowly.
"Ahh......h
Wei Xiaobao, "The Story of Deer and Ding". ”
"Cut ......" The beauties made a burst of contempt for Schott, this is really the posture of "Wei Xiaobao" to die!
"Oh, the point I'm trying to say isn't what he came up with, it's the scene that triggered one of Moses Dada's applications. ”
"Applications?"
Kong Yao nodded.
"The enemy is now fighting us in the ring, and if we Moshe Dada develop this app, we will win the opponent. ”
"What kind of application is it?"
"Dying, dying, closing, cherishing. Kong Yao said word by word, very formally.
"Woo ......" The crowd fell to the ground.
"Don't do that, I mean really, no matter how great technology is, it is for application, and only application is the only way out for technology. Kong Yao's statement has drawn everyone's attention back, and it makes sense!