Tang Bohu's math is not very good, usually in the store simple change can not be calculated, this kind of problem is undoubtedly an astronomical problem for him, this time he encountered the same embarrassment as the previous question, the other absolutely can not answer, and he dare not answer randomly.

But now the stupid dung fell into memories in his heart, because his grandfather told him this question when he was a child, but it was not a snail but a frog at that time, but now he can't remember the correct answer, he thought about it for a long time, and remembered that it was either five or six days, just when he was worried that Qiu Xiang announced that the time was up, he finally remembered the answer, he thought that his grandfather must have a spirit in heaven and blessed him, so he said excitedly: "The frog can climb out of the well in five days." ”

Qiu Xiang was stunned for a moment, and then said to the stupid dung: "I'm sorry, you're out, it took five days, but it's a pity that it's not a frog, it's a snail." ”

Silly dung felt that he was too aggrieved and wanted to argue, but the question was indeed about a snail and not a frog, so he said to himself, "Hey, grandpa, why don't your old man's apparitions show a little more?"

Now Tang Bohu is left alone, Qiu Xiang said: "You are so lucky, you won the victory before you opened your mouth." ”

But he still didn't want to be a friend of Huawen Huawu, and argued: "This kind of exam is too unfair." ”

Qiu Xiang smiled: "What's unfair? It's better to not answer than to answer wrong, zero points are better than negative points, okay, what do you say?"

Qiu Xiang smiled slyly and said, "I can see that you don't know those questions, but you are afraid to be a companion book, so you don't answer." I don't want to be exempt from it, so let's do it, I'll give you a chance. ”

Tang Bohu heard that the opportunity was coming, and hurriedly asked, "Tell me quickly, what do you want me to do?"

Qiu Xiang said: "Let me ask you, do you know Tang Bohu?"

Tang Bohu thought she was going to ask other questions such as mathematics, but when she heard this, she breathed a sigh of relief: "It's not just acquaintance, it's just that my wife knows me, and he himself ......."

As soon as Tang Bohu said this, he only heard the voice of the old lady outside the door: "Who dares to say that he knows Tang Bohu?"

As soon as Tang Bohu and Qiu Xiang heard this voice, they were so frightened that they immediately fell silent. Sure enough, it was Mrs. Washington who came in with a majestic face, followed by the other Sanxiang, Qiu Xiang and Tang Bohu, who were all frightened. Mrs. Hua said coldly: "Say, why don't you say it?" Qiu Xiang, what did this person say just now?"

Although Qiu Xiang hated the kid in front of him, he heard this person say just now that he did know Tang Bohu, and it seemed that the relationship was quite good, and he had to ask him about Tang Bohu in the future. ”

Tang Bohu was taken aback when he heard Qiu Xiang say this, he didn't expect Qiu Xiang to be able to think about protecting himself at a critical moment, although he was surprised, but he was grateful, so he said: " Yes, madam, just now Sister Qiu Xiang asked me, saying that I know which contemporary writer, I said that I know Tang Bohu, she looked very hated on the spot, and then I asked the reason, she said Mrs. Hua, you have always regarded Tang Bohu as the biggest enemy, I was happy in my heart, so I had to tell the truth, I not only know Tang Bohu, but my wife knows him, even if he turns to ashes, I can recognize him, the reason is that he is also my enemy. ”

Qiu Xiang listened to Tang Bohu not only relieved his own surroundings, but also said good things for her, and her heart was also filled with a little gratitude, but she didn't show it at all on the surface. When Mrs. Hua heard Tang Bohu say this, she was a little suspicious in her heart, so she said, "Oh? Then tell me, why is there so much hatred between you?"

Tang Bohu had no choice but to talk nonsense: "The villain originally lives on the edge of the city of Suzhou, his family has a house and a field, and his life is boundless. My grandfather turned his face with him, and was beaten flat by him with a stick, and my grandmother scolded him for bullying the people, but he was caught in the Tang Mansion and raped a hundred times. He also expelled my two fathers and sons from their homes and went to the riverside, I had to beg alone in front of the temple in order to support my father, who knew that Tang Bohu was too insidious, knowing this situation, he sent someone to plot, and beat my father and son in front of the city, the villain was strong and disabled, and his soul returned to heaven for poor old father. This hatred is more difficult to fill, in order to bury the father, he can only sell himself as a slave to be cheap, while making money diligently while reading the book, vowing to show his fame, and the will of the enemy is strong. ”

After listening to Lin Daohai's confession, everyone secretly admired this kid's quick thinking, at least this form of confession was unprecedented, and Mrs. Hua was overjoyed: "This Wu'er has a decent companion to read a little scholar." ”

Mrs. Hua smiled and said, "Oh, Hua'an, I didn't expect you and Tang Bohu to have such a deep hatred, it seems that our Washington Mansion has taken in a destined person." ”

He turned to Qiu Xiang again and said, "Qiu Xiang, did he pass the test just now?"

Qiu Xiang very much hoped that he would be tortured by Huawen Huawu, so she hurriedly said, "Mrs. Yu, I have passed the exam, and my grades are quite good." ”

Mrs. Hua smiled: "Hua'an, you are talented, but even if you haven't been, for the sake of you and Tang Bohu, I will specially allow you to be Wen'er Wu'er's companion." From tomorrow onwards, you will go and take office. ”

Mrs. Hua said: "Qiu Xiang, you take him to the study, let him get familiar with the environment, and officially start reading with him tomorrow." After speaking, he ordered the other three incense to accompany him to enjoy the flowers.

Tang Bohu went to the study, he came prepared this time, secretly took ink, as well as knives, and repaired the brush that oiled the chicken wings into a special paintbrush, which can not only brush the oil, but also does not affect the painting. There are only two people in the baking room, and the other one is also a brain-dead person who is similar to stupid dung, Tang Bohu called him stupid firewood, because he can only chop firewood and add firewood to the fire, and the things of roasting chicken wings are all done by Tang Bohu alone, which makes Tang Bohu often sigh.

Tang Bohu couldn't help but sigh and said: "Alas, I am the most talented person in Washington, I didn't expect my luck to be so bad, I have failed several times, is it really that I have no chance with Qiu Xiang?"

At this time, Silly Chai was adding firewood to the fire, and when he heard Tang Bohu's sigh, he actually interjected, "Brother, what are you sighing for?"

Tang Bohu usually doesn't pay attention to this fool at all, and he originally planned to ignore it this time, but he suddenly thought about it and wanted to take advantage of this fool, so he said: "Ah Chai, which beauty do you think is the most beautiful in our Washington Mansion?"

Silly Chai touched his head and thought for a long time, but said, "Sister Pomegranate is the best-looking." ”

Tang Bohu smiled in his heart: "This fool's vision is really different from ordinary people. But he said: "I'll draw a picture of Sister Pomegranate in a while, you can see if the painting is good." ”

Tang Bohu's ability to draw is extremely strong, and he painted a bust portrait of Zhang Qiuxiang in three strokes and five divisions, which is more realistic than modern photos, and then handed the painting to Silly Chai to see. Silly Chai looked at it for a long time, then touched his head and said: "It seems to be a little similar, and it seems to be a little different, but it is not as good as Sister Pomegranate herself." ”

Tang Bohu deliberately got angry and said: "Where is it not good-looking, I don't believe it, you can take it and ask Sister Pomegranate to see if she says it is good." Tang Bohu meant that he wanted to pass on this painting to Qiu Xiang through the broken mouth of the pomegranate.

Silly Chai said, "Okay, you wait, I'll go and ask Sister Pomegranate." ”

Silly Chai was about to leave, Tang Bohu felt that something was missing, so he hurriedly stopped him, and then waved a book next to the portrait and wrote two love poems: "The autumn color is pleasant, drunk and fruity, and the thousand reds are all buried in love." The meaning of these two sentences is simply four words: "I love Qiu Xiang." ”

Silly Chai naturally didn't understand what it meant, so he just took it to find a pomegranate, but as soon as he went out, he suddenly felt an urgency to urinate, so he had to go to the thatched house first. Silly Chai is in a hurry, and he doesn't even have time to fold the painting and put it in his pocket, so he takes the painting with one hand, unties his pants with the other, and just unties his pants before he has time to help the guy, the urine squirts out, and the urine is high, and the stupid Chai is afraid of urinating to the women's toilet next door, so he quickly uses his hands to help, but he didn't expect to help too hard, the guy is crooked, and he just sprays on the painting.

Silly Chai looked at the painting, it was broken, and it happened to be sprayed on the face of the character, so he hurriedly wiped it with the corner of his clothes, but it was too late, and his face was already blurry. Silly Chai said that it was a pity, and was about to ask Tang Bohu to paint another one, but he didn't expect to meet the pomegranate that had just come out of the women's toilet as soon as he got out of the thatched house.

When the pomegranate saw that Silly Chai was holding a piece of paper in his hand, he stopped and asked what's wrong? Silly Chai said: "Hua'an painted a picture for you, and he said it looks like, but I said it doesn't look like it, so he asked me to take the painting to you and ask if it looks like it or not?"

Pomegranate didn't expect someone to paint herself, and said happily, "What about the painting? Is it this one in your hand?"

Just as Silly Chai was about to answer, the painting was snatched away by the pomegranate. Pomegranate opened it and looked at it, a little disappointed, it was too vague, but when he saw that the paper was wet, he asked what was going on.

Pomegranate was very angry when she heard that Silly Chai had urinated on her face, and wanted to tear the painting to pieces, but when she saw that there were two lines of poetry next to it. Pomegranate is still a bit cultured, read the poem carefully a few times, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and a few words came out of his mouth: "Love poems written to me." ”

Silly Chai originally thought that Pomegranate would be angry with himself, but now it seems that Pomegranate should be very happy, so he hurriedly said: "What do those two sentences mean, you can tell me." ”

The pomegranate was naturally very happy, so he said: "Fool, this is a love poem, don't you know? The first sentence is that the autumn color is pleasant and the fruit is fragrant, and of course there are many fruits in autumn, but what kind of fruit will make people drunk? Of course, it is a sour fruit, and what is the sour fruit in autumn? Is there only a pomegranate? ”

Silly Chai interjected and said that there are also sour dates, and the pomegranate hit Silly Chai on the head fiercely, and continued: "The second sentence of Qianhong is full of funeral madness, which means that he loves me, this love is too great, and even the withering of flowers in autumn is to bury this great love." ”

After Pomegranate explained, she found that she was too excited to show her heart, and it should be someone else kneeling and begging to fall in love with her. But fortunately, he doesn't understand the explanation of Silly Chai, and it's not too much.