In an office, a desk, two cups of fragrant tea, a man and a woman sit opposite each other. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info the beauty and generosity of the woman, and the man, uh, has a scorched face, a little haggard, and a little ugly.

"So, you're the new substitute teacher?"

"Substitute teacher? I didn't say I was a substitute teacher. The blackened man's head shook like a rattle. Just kidding, what ability do you have to teach those second generations of immortals, if you don't die by them, you will already be a Buddha of the Buddha.

That's right, the man with a scorched black face is Lin Yifan.

After being thundered by Xiao Lightning at a disagree, Lin Yifan decisively learned from his brother's good character and became a husband who can bend and stretch. Report all your situation word for word, just where to hide your mobile hard drive, and what is your favorite teacher of Deyi Shuangxin who didn't say, even explained what he ate for breakfast today.

Of course, the one-sided words are not believable, and the beautiful Nine Teacher hooked up the immortal contract hidden in Lin Yifan's mind, so that Lin Yifan escaped the tragic fate of being used as a magic test by the bear children. That's why we had the conversation of the above scene.

"What? You just lied to me?" the beautiful woman raised her eyebrows, her voice slightly cold.

"I didn't lie!" Lin Yifan was anxious and hurriedly defended. The people of the Immortal Realm will move their hands and feet if they are slightly dissatisfied, and it is even more terrible when they talk about civilization. When you don't do anything and don't talk about civilization, it's better to live than to die.

Lin Yifan found that he was born with immortals, and every time he saw immortals, there was nothing good. I miss Koko and Qiu Renguang so much, only they are cute.

"Then how do you say that you are not here to substitute teach? Want to be lazy?" Teacher Nine asked in a cold voice.

"I don't know what I'm doing here, the kitten didn't tell me. Lin Yifan was afraid that Teacher Nine would not be able to remember the kitten, so he hurriedly described: "You know the kitten! It is the cat who has nothing to do and changes clothes twice in three days, and has a strong sense of revenge." By the way, it also has magical powers similar to mind reading, and there are also, it is simply a foodie, a god thunder, and a sword qi. If you have a good appetite, you may even eat poop. ”

"Hehe~~~" Teacher Nine covered his mouth with his sleeves and let out a hearty laugh.

After laughing enough, he whispered: "It seems that you have a lot of grudges against that stinky cat!"

"Stinky cat?oh~~~ It turns out that the beautiful woman in front of me doesn't want to see that cat!" Lin Yifan heard Teacher Jiu's description of the kitten, and had an idea in his heart.

"yes, it's the stinky cat. Lin Yifan looks like a dog.

Cater to each other's tastes in conversation can make the conversation go on happily and smoothly, and lay a solid foundation for enhancing friendship between each other.

"What? The stinky cat didn't tell me, but it was the current class teacher who came here. Teacher Nine felt that the man in front of him didn't seem to be so annoying.

Hearing Teacher Nine's uncold and pleasant voice, Lin Yifan felt for the first time that it was really good to cater to others to hack his helpless cat. Anyway, for saying bad things about kittens behind his back, Lin Yifan didn't feel any pressure in his heart. It can be seen how much resentment the kitten has caused to him.

"You know, that dead cat is always out of tune. Didn't tell me it was a habitual mistake. "It's great to have people say bad things together.

"Well, that stinky cat does have this problem. And he didn't let him say it, as soon as he said it, it exploded. The temper stinks like a dung pit......... "Teacher Nine seems to be addicted to talking bad about kittens, and he talks endlessly. Words like 'dung pit', which are usually extremely vulgar, are not shy about either.

"Huh. Lin Yifan smiled, black and beautiful.

"Alright, it's almost time. Today I will take you to meet the children. How you get along in the future depends on yourself. After finishing his mouth, Teacher Nine got up and said.

"Wait! I don't have a teaching certificate, and I don't have the ability to teach children. Lin Yifan hurriedly said.

"I didn't let you teach them skills, their skills are generally not born, or family heirlooms, so they don't need to be taught. Teacher Nine rolled his eyes, and he was a little girly.

Wait, what's going on with this style of painting.

"What is the main purpose of the substitute teacher? I think their minds are much more mature than those of mortal children, and they can basically handle their own eating and sleeping. Lin Yifan asked.

"You'd better not throw them at it, or I won't be able to save you. I asked you to come here to teach them how to behave and teach them to distinguish between right and wrong. You don't need to have much ability, as long as you are virtuous. Teacher Nine said with a smile, and then left without looking back.

Well, there's really no reason to prevaricate. Although Lin Yifan himself is also very weak-minded, and his virtue is not enough, how can this kind of thing deny itself!

Confidence, if there is. At this time, you can't be false, otherwise you won't be saying that your character is not enough in disguise. No, he's the man who has received the Merit Student Award.

Seeing Teacher Nine walking away, Lin Yifan hurriedly followed.

Soon they were in a large room with more than twenty futons on the floor. There is an antique wooden table in front of the two dozen futons. The table is not high, with four legs, and according to Lin Yifan's visual measurements, it is only twenty to forty centimeters.

On the table was a pale golden incense burner, which smoked from time to time. When incense is inhaled into the body, the heart is calm, indifferent and empty, and the mind is clear. Looking at the noisy second generation of immortals, they can see that this incense is extraordinary when they close their eyes and meditate.

Lin Yifan took the opportunity to suck it in a big gulp, anyway, he didn't want money.

There is also a futon behind the wooden table, which is probably the position of the substitute teacher.

Teacher Nine took the lead in walking to the table and sat down cross-legged, and then closed his beautiful eyes and got up.

Lin Yifan looked at the behavior of the beautiful Teacher Nine after entering the house, standing in place, a row of crows slowly flew over his head, "I'll go, what kind of trouble is this, I don't greet the guests when I invite them, just sit down by myself, and close my eyes to recuperate? Then what should I do? Do I go? Or find a futon to sit down?"

But when he thought of the group of immortals in front of him, it was unreasonable, and if he annoyed them if he walked or sat down, he would definitely not be able to avoid the fat beating.

For the sake of his cute little face, Lin Yifan decided to stand like a man standing up to the sky!

Fortunately, they didn't let Lin Yifan stand for too long, and a heavy bell rang half an hour later. It has a long history and ancient charm.

The beautiful Teacher Nine and this group of second-generation bear children opened their eyes one after another.

"Huh, Mr. Lin, why don't you sit down!" Teacher Nine asked suspiciously, and the bear children also looked at Lin Yifan.

Lin Yifan would not admit that he was afraid of being beaten, so he stood and didn't dare to sit.

"Uh...... I think it's good for a body to stand. Lin Yifan quickly leaned against the wall, stood up straight, and said in a serious way: "You see, especially like this, letting your head, shoulders, and heels close to the wall, and your arms hang down naturally, you can achieve the effect of tightening your abdomen, preventing hunchback, and enhancing your own temperament." ”

"Hehe, then you go on. Teacher Nine said with a smile.

"Standing properly is good for your health, but it can be bad if you do it. The so-called overreach, everything has to be in moderation, so that you can get twice the result with half the effort. Lin Yifan quickly occupied a futon.

Just kidding, it's strange that people like Lin Yifan, who can sit without standing, and who can lie down without sitting, like to stand.

"Well, it seems that Mr. Lin is a person who does things properly. Teacher Nine glanced at Lin Yifan deeply.

"That's it. Lin Yifan gladly accepted all the compliments he received.

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