Chapter 3: People collapse if they don't get drunk
Drunk and singing and madness,
Don't think about it in front of the door.
I still think that the head of the small household will wake up first,
Do not stay in a drunken country for a long time.
Some people say that wine is a good thing,
the pendulum will swing
It is also harmful to human health.
In this world, there are two sides to many things, and people have become the judges who weigh the pros and cons.
Alcohol, it is easy to get drunk if you drink too much, it varies from person to person, and you must know how to do what you can.
If drinking alcohol is like drinking cold and not drunk, how many people will buy it?
It's hard to buy a drunk ...... in a thousand cups Wine is not intoxicating, people collapse.
"Is this wine fake?" Ye Yan sat on the sofa in the hall, his bright eyes staring carefully at an empty bottle he was carrying.
On the long table in front of him were also four empty wine bottles.
"Is it that it has been left for too long...... Alcohol fails?" Ye Yan thought about it, and always felt that it was not logical, let alone unreasonable.
It stands to reason that after a long storage time, liquor tastes mellow and warm, and the taste is pure, and the longer it is stored, the better.
Moreover, the liquor that has been stored for a long time is "fragrant, fragrant, and fragrant".
Ye Yan doesn't know how to taste wine, but he still has a sense of taste, and he tasted this "three fragrances" when he drank the first bottle.
What's more, he was indeed drunk, but only for a short time......
It was only less than two minutes after the bottle was dry......
Then he became so sober that he always felt like he was drinking Red Bull.
Originally, I was thinking of continuing to drink another bottle to try, so I still had the strong bitter and spicy taste in my mouth, and Ye Yan immediately shook his head. "No, I can't stand it, it's too choking. ”
Putting down the wine bottle, Ye Yan got up and walked directly into the bedroom.
He thought of another solution, one he least wanted to try.
Electricity!
When I thought of the feeling of electric shock, I thought of what happened to me when I was still Lin Jia in the original world.
It's not a girl who discharges you, and it's not someone who touches your skin with their fingers and makes you tremble, it's a real negative current.
There are some things that have been experienced once, and after tasting the pain, no one wants to experience them again, even if it is free.
There is also a room door in the Westinghouse bedroom, which houses the bathroom.
Ye Yan held the hair dryer in his hand from the bedside table, opened the door and entered the bathroom.
Walk to the tub and turn on the faucet and wait for the tub water to rise slowly.
During the waiting period, he has been struggling in his heart, and he is also afraid, after all, he has already tried once, and the indelible shadow in his heart makes him a little repulsed, and he doesn't want to stage the kind of torture that is coming.
He stood in front of the tub and waited, tangled.
Suddenly, for some reason, Ye Yan always felt that he was hot all over, like a severe cold, and gradually, the sight in front of him seemed to be separated by a layer of transparent clinker bags, forming a layer of hazy vision.
For the next half minute, the abnormal body temperature continued to rise, his forehead and cheeks were already covered with sweat, and the back and back of the entire short sleeve had also been soaked with sweat, and a water stain had soaked around the soles of his shoes.
It's not a cold, and it's not the effect of alcohol.
He was convinced of this,
Because his mind is very clear at the moment, even if he is trembling so much that he can't control himself, his brain is still clear.
He reached out and touched the column of water under the faucet.
The temperature is suitable, neither hot nor cold, and there is no problem with the touch.
What's wrong with you?
"No, it's too hot, soak in the water to cool it down. ”
Ye Yan didn't care about his ongoing suicide plan, put the hair dryer on the ground and lay down in the bathtub.
The water that was warm just now was soaked by him, and it didn't take long for white steam to come out.
"Whew~ comfortable... Shu ......"
Ye Yan soaked in the bathtub and suddenly felt a lot more comfortable, the back of his head pillowed on the edge of the bathtub, and he exhaled a long breath, like a deflated balloon, and the arm that was still supported by the bathtub suddenly rowed into the bathtub, and the whole person was like instant noodles scalded by boiling water, and he was paralyzed.
The faucet is still lowering its head and constantly out,
The water in the bathtub slowly ......
rise
overflowing,
Flowing...
……
……
"Why is the door of our house unlocked?"
Before getting out of the car, Chen Shumin looked at the open gate of his house, and did not forget to look at Ye Wencheng who was sitting in the driver's seat when he spoke.
Ye Wencheng didn't need to look back, he knew that his wife was talking to him, but he didn't take the ball, so he opened his mouth and passed the ball to Ye Ran, who was sitting in the passenger seat. "Xiao Ran, didn't you lock the door when you went out, I remember that you were the last to get in the car. ”
Ye Ran sat in the co-pilot, glanced at him angrily, and pouted. "Maybe my brother is back. ”
She doesn't like to pass the ball...... She loves to shoot.
"Didn't your brother go to work? Ye Wencheng looked at his gate and asked.
"Who knows, maybe I forgot something. Ye Ran also stared at the door and replied.
Chen Shumin sat behind and hugged the two little dolls, her eyes drifted on Ye Wencheng and Ye Ran's bodies, and said sharply: "You two are really alike, the car is parked at your door and you still don't get out of the car, and you still chat, what's the matter?
Ye Wencheng looked at the gate and was still pondering, took a breath and suddenly said, "Your brother won't be fired from the company." ”
"Dad, can you think of something good. Ye Ran locked the white-eyed skill on Ye Wencheng this time.
"Oh~" Ye Wencheng raised his head and raised his chin. "It seems that it is not far from ten. ”
Ye Ran: "......"
"I'm really convinced, open the back lock, and I'll get out of the car!"
……
"Daddy!"
"Daddy!"
"Yu'er, Ling'er, run slower. ”
The two little ones heard their father coming back in the car, and as soon as they got out of the car, they rushed to the door like ducklings.
Chen Shumin followed behind her with two clinker bags, and glanced at the two little ones who opened the door of the hall and walked in, then turned around and walked towards the kitchen.
"Pour, pour, a little to the left...... Good... Straight... Fall down......" Ye Wencheng stood in the courtyard and commanded Ye Ran in the car.
"Smack!"
After Ye Ran got out of the car and closed the door, he circled around his panda car, nodded very pertinently, and turned his head to look at Ye Wencheng behind him. "Dad, what's up, my skills are good. ”
"Huh...... Speaking of which, I'm still a good conductor. Ye Wencheng walked towards the door of the hall without looking back, with a heroic demeanor, very chic.
"Cut ......"
Ye Ran turned his feet and walked towards the kitchen. "Queen Mother, what are we going to eat today?"
"Today's Mid-Autumn Festival, eat moon cakes. ”
……
"Min!"
"it!"
Ye Wencheng's heartache and tearing shouts suddenly came from the hall.
"Hey, what's wrong?" Chen Shumin waved her hand at Ye Ran. "Go, go see what happened to your dad. ”
"Oh. Ye Ran answered, took a tomato and took a bite, and walked towards the door of the hall.
"Dad...... What's wrong?"
As soon as Ye Ran entered the hall, he saw Ye Wencheng sitting on the sofa with a wooden face, his eyes flashing with shining, staring directly at the empty bottles placed on the table.
Ye Wencheng gritted his teeth and said, "Which bastard drank my wine......
Four bottles!
It's all reserve wine......
Bastard, don't let me get caught......
Otherwise...... The hair plucks you out. ”