"Hey, two unreasonable little scoundrels. ”

In the kitchen, Ye Yifan was talking to himself while brushing the basin.

A pot of egg fried rice, divided some black girls, and consumed nearly half of the two snacks, and the above combined, Ye Yifan only fell in half.

Behind every two bites, there will always be a ghost behind it.

Ye Yifan thought about the two dolls and showed a pitiful and pleading expression, and suddenly felt that he had been deceived.

It's really a big ghost.

Fortunately, the two babies went to sleep after they were full, otherwise Ye Yifan would have collapsed by the two dolls.

"Dad, it's really hard to be, angels and devils are only in a thought, if you don't be reasonable, you won't be reasonable, and turning your face is faster than turning a book. ”

Ye Yifan has also experienced the world of children, he had a vision when he was upstairs, if he empathized, could he walk into their world and understand their true thoughts?

But in the end, it seems that he failed, but he also learned some from it, and at the same time thought of some beautiful and unbearable past.

It happened in the original world.

I remember that it was my father's first time making braised noodles, and when my mother was not at home, my father began to try to cook for him and his older siblings.

It was also the first time he ate his father's cooking, and the first time he ate braised noodles.

Since that time, he has vividly remembered the meal his father cooked.

The noodle soup in his memories was oily and fragrant, and the taste of the stewed noodles was even more tender and strong.

In order to be able to eat more, he competed with his brothers and sisters, but when he was fighting, he accidentally broke two porcelain bowls, and the family at that time was not rich, and the number of bowls and chopsticks was basically matched with people, and there were two bowls missing, and two people must use a bowl for the next meal.

When my father heard the noise, he hurried to him, followed by a stern attack on himself.

He still vaguely remembers that he was five years old at that time, just because of his greed, and he felt that his father's cooking was the best in the world, and he just wanted to eat more.

When he became willful, he didn't care about his family's feelings at all, and in the end, he still hated his father and sued his mother.

Every time he thought of this, he felt guilty in his heart, but he couldn't help but smile happily on his face.

After this abnormality of Ling'er and Yu'er today, Ye Yifan understood the reason why they were willful.

Because they think that Daddy's cooking is the best, they want to eat more.

It's the same thing he thought when he was five years old.

"If I make egg fried rice again in another ten years, will they still rush to eat it......" Ye Yifan said to himself, he had already given his own answer in his heart.

Regarding Ling'er and Yu'er's answers, Ye Yifan still hoped that they could give him a gratifying answer.

At that time, as long as they still like it, I will continue to do it for them.

"Hey, why do you suddenly think far away, the future things, Siduo has no intention. Ye Yifan shook his head, walked out of the kitchen, and closed the door.

Thoughts are like whirlpools, the deeper you think about them, the deeper you go, the easier it is to get out of control.

Ye Yifan walked aimlessly to the bathroom on the first floor, put his hands on the sink, and looked at himself in the mirror blankly.

The person in the mirror, in a thin melon seed face, a pair of red phoenix eyes and slender eyebrows are matched, the eyebrows are delicate, with a calm and elegant temperament.

Under the slightly straight nose bridge, there is a black mole the size of a sesame seed on the left lip, and a face is very fair, and the handsome mouth full of flesh gives people a fatal temptation.

Ye Yifan looked at the face with upright facial features in the mirror, not very handsome, but very handsome.

The feeling in my heart is both strange and familiar.

Ye Yifan raised his hand and touched the cyan stubble on the side of his mouth, glanced at the razor on the sink, stretched out his hand, and hesitated.

"Forget it, let him rub it, kid, I remember that I used to like this... Huh..."

Regarding his appearance, Ye Yifan felt that it was still a little too tender, and his thin and fair face was like a little white face.

But the face is no longer important, it has to be the gender.

Maybe it's because of the original owner, the violent elements in his heart seem to have been sealed.

I remember in my last life, he Mu Yuerong was a popular idol all over the world, and since then, he has lost his affection for all men, and he has a sense of disgust for men in his heart, and the violent factor has been restless and active since his previous life.

No way, whenever he saw a man staring at his chest, he couldn't help but run over and beat him up.

Every time, it can bring up the rhythm of kicking the crotch without saying a word.

At that time, he was not yet famous, but he had already added several fathers-in-law to Huaxia.

Since becoming famous and becoming a public figure, coupled with the already amazing beauty, the violence in my heart can slowly settle down. Mainly because I rarely go out shopping.

Because every time you go out, it will trigger a large number of onlookers, resulting in traffic jams and affecting social order.

So from then on, he decided to put all the equipment and food that could be used for play, entertainment and fitness outside the room.

You can enjoy some of the things you want to do without leaving your home.

Only he lacks the authenticity of life, only he is alone, bored, lonely, so that his violent factor continues to accumulate in his heart.

In order to be able to escape the cage-like life, he chose to go to the underground boxing stadium for recreation.

The people there don't worship much idols, and few people know themselves, and the only idol in their hearts is the one who stands in the ring in the end.

Cheers, shouts, blood boiling.

He also loved the moment when he unleashed his violence, a feeling that was soothing and allowed him to relax completely without fear.

It wasn't until he met Ren Mengyu in his early youth that he chose to leave there and take her with him.

He left nothing behind, only one title - the Empress of Rampage!

The environment can make people change, and the people around you can make you sober and lost.

Ye Yifan didn't know which "self" he should be now.

Looking back at previous lives, freedom never stayed around, only endless bondage came.

And what about myself now? What I get is happiness, but it also comes with constraints.

The sweet smiles of the two dolls appeared in my mind, and a warm current suddenly flowed to my heart.

Perhaps, this is the life he wants.

Ye Yifan walked into the toilet, subconsciously took off his pants, and squatted on the urinal.

After putting the water out, pull out a few tissues from the carton next to it...

"Huh?"

Ye Yifan, who was pondering, paused his hand holding the tissue, and vaguely felt as if something was wrong...

He glanced down at the urinal, blinked, froze, looked again, and looked up to reveal a bewildered expression.

The next second.

He abruptly got up and tiptoed up his pants, glared at the urinal with angry eyes, patted his thigh and said angrily. "Your sister-in-law, Lao Tzu is the first pee for men!"

The angry Ye Yifan didn't wash his hands, so he flushed the toilet and hurriedly ran to the kitchen.

Hurriedly came to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, picked up the mineral water and poured it into his mouth.

For more than ten years, the comfort of standing and releasing water often appears in his dreams, and now his dream has come true and returned to the man's body, and he just wants to pee it on his toes at the moment.