Chapter 567: Zhang Tianshi's Anti-Concealment Technique
Xiaobao was completely stupid at this moment, and he couldn't close his mouth for a long time with his mouth wide open. Although he also knew that this was the Seventh Courtyard, it was full of people with abnormal brains. But in time, it was the first time he had seen Zhang Dadao to the extent that he was shameless, of course he knew Lao Han, and in his opinion, this old man was also a strange person. Saying that he is mentally ill, this old man is actually quite normal, but to say that he is normal, how can this normal person have good prestige among mentally ill people? In this way, this old man can only be described as a strange person.
It's been a while since Xiao Bao entered the Seventh Hospital, but it's the first time he's met a mentally ill person like Zhang Dadao who can even sell to Lao Han! He was extremely shocked in his heart, and even Zhang Dadao once again misunderstood his sexuality.
"What the hell is going on? Can it be done? Could it be that you want to even treat the fat man with Lao Han? This is not good! Same-sex love is supported, but bigamy is illegal! Poor Dao is a law-abiding citizen!" Zhang Dadao's legal illiteracy is exposed, and we can't lead the same sex in the Celestial Empire, and bigamy is impossible to talk about!
Xiaobao was also angry, gritted his teeth and said: "Lao Tzu repeatedly, I don't like men!"
"You don't like men, and you don't like women, do you like animals? That's understandable, no wonder you're here!" Zhang Dadao frowned and diagnosed Xiaobao!
"Who doesn't like animals, no, who likes women!Ah, on the contrary, Lao Tzu likes women, not men!" Xiao Bao was also angry, and he didn't like to talk since he entered the Seventh Courtyard, just because these mental illnesses were too. I was taken crooked by accident, and this time it can be regarded as a trick!
"Hmm~" Zhang Dadao touched his chin. nodded very seriously and said, "Logic is a barrier, and the ability to express is not good." Maybe it's a mental problem. It is also possible that the level of education is relatively low!"
"Fuck you, get away!" Xiao Bao finally couldn't help it, and in a flash, he dodged behind Zhang Dadao and disappeared.
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, turned his head sharply, didn't see others, and then quickly changed his gaze and turned around. Still didn't see anyone. A cool breath also rose in his heart, and this little bag actually used his own ability on him. Zhang Dadao was a little panicked, this move was so similar to stealth. At this time, the little fat man not far away's eyes widened! He could look real, the small bag was hiding behind Zhang Dadao, his body looked smooth and natural, and he felt that he easily avoided Zhang Dadao's sight without any effort.
Zhang Dadao also saw the little fat man's eyes. Just look at his appearance, Zhang Dadao knows. This little bag is not invisible! Zhang Dadao is so smart, he immediately knew that the small bag was avoiding his field of vision, smiled slightly, Zhang Dadao suddenly raised his hands, followed by his right foot as the central axis, and suddenly began to turn in circles! This move is very sudden, and the angle of view in front of him quickly turns 360 degrees! Sure enough, he saw Xiao Bao!
The old Han who was waiting to see the joke on the side was stunned, and looked at Zhang Dadao, who was still talking. Speechless and admiring, he muttered in his mouth: "Talent." It's not easy to come up with a talent so quickly?"
"I~see~see~you~!" Zhang Dadao's trick even stunned Xiaobao, he spit out a word every time he saw Xiaobao, and turned five times in a while!
"That Uncle Han, isn't he faint?" The little fat man was stunned when he saw it, this trick has a good anti-stealth effect, but it seems to have side effects? It's not the physique of an Air Force pilot, you really can't keep an eye on it!
As soon as the little fat man's words came out, Zhang Dadao over there also happened to stop for a while, and there was nothing when he turned, and he really fainted when he stopped, and he wanted to reach out and grab the small bag that he was stupid because he was spinning in a circle, but this hand stretched out and the whole person was crooked, and along the side of the circle, he slanted out.
Xiaobao is also the first time to meet such a broken him sneaking, and he was shocked and subconsciously reached out to help Zhang Dadao. Zhang Dadao stood firm, smiled at Xiao Bao, and said, "See! Your trick is easy to break, this is my Daomen's "Eyes and Views of the Six Paths". ”
Xiao Bao nodded a little indifferently and said, "Okay, I really underestimated the mentally ill brain, aren't you dizzy?"
"Well, a little! But you're pretty good at it. But it turns out that there are still flaws, so it's not worth two people. Zhang Dadao still hasn't forgotten the previous incident.
"You can't forget, can you?" Xiao Bao was angry, and he wanted to shake Zhang Dadao away when he let go.
Zhang Dadao hugged his arm and didn't let go, and said, "Don't be shy, why did you see their eyes so hot just now!"
Xiao Bao let out a sigh of relief, and said to Zhang Dadao patiently: "I just see that he has good qualifications, and I want to teach him the stealth technique that I have figured out myself!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned, then laughed, laughed more and more, tears came out, waved his hand and said: "Less! You can make up a reliable one, you might as well say that he looks like your first love!"
"Your first love is fat, no, your first love is a man!" Xiaobao was also a little crooked.
The more Zhang Dadao listened, the more strange he felt, and finally stopped laughing, and said suspiciously: "You really don't like men?
"Nonsense!" Xiaobao rolled his eyes.
"Then how did Lao Han say that you were sent by your family and said that you like men?" Zhang Dadao still trusts Lao Han's intelligence ability.
"They're sick!" Xiao Bao immediately replied, "I just saw a man who was very suitable for learning my stealth technique, and they thought I liked men!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and then understood a little, this guy's eyes are too weird. But then he frowned again, and said, "Do you want to teach others? You are sick! Lao Tzu is so like you don't teach, your eyes are shining when you see that!" Zhang Dadao pointed at the little fat man with some indignation, and the fat man was so frightened that he hurriedly hid behind Lao Han.
Xiao Bao glanced at Zhang Dadao with disdain, squinted his eyes, and said: "You say that I can learn this stealth technique by anyone? Your qualifications are too poor! There is no one in this technique who can learn it, as long as I can find enough disciples, I will definitely be able to achieve great things by opening a sect!"
Hearing this, Zhang Dadao finally figured it out, this guy is really mentally ill? This kind of person, it is really not a loss to enter the Seventh Hospital, his family treats him as GAY is really crooked, and the professional knowledge of the doctors in the Seventh Hospital is worthy of recognition, just this goods, not entering the Seventh Hospital is a danger to society!
Zhang Dadao held up the small bag, was speechless for a while, and then breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he is not a normal person, it will be easy to do! If there is a normal person in the Seventh Courtyard, then Zhang Dadao will have to explore for a while, after all, he has not come into contact with ordinary normal people. The doctors and nurses here are all experts, and they cannot be compared with real ordinary people. But these Xiaobao people are mentally ill, so he has experience, Zhang Dadao nodded, and said: "I see, this kind of divine skill does have the qualifications to start a sect! Okay, I am optimistic about you, as the Heavenly Master of the Dao Sect on Longhu Mountain, I will help you!" )