Chapter 534: My cousin is used to bully
"Don't be afraid, these people are damned if they want to harm you. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Chen Nan held her hand tightly, and his tone was very gentle, except for his junior sister and Huo Xinya, he had never spoken to anyone else in this tone.
Su Qingqing looked at her with a somewhat anxious expression: "Why are you so stupid and kill so many people for me." ”
"No one can bully you but me. Chen Nan said in a firm tone: "Don't say that these people are already heinous, even if they are the king of heaven, as long as they dare to touch a hair of you, I will definitely not let him live well." ”
Su Qingqing puffed out his mouth: "Others can't bully me, why can't you?"
"Because ......"
Chen Nan pondered for a long time and grinned: "Who made you my cousin!"
Su Qingqing pinched his arm lightly: "You big villain, cousin is used for pain, not for bullying." ”
"Who said that cousins are used to hurt? The great leader Grandpa Mao once said that cousins are used to bully. ”
Su Qingqing was a little speechless and said, "When did Grandpa Mao say this?"
"It seems like it was the other night. Chen Nan said with a smile: "I dreamed of him being an old man, and he told me in his dream that Su Qingqing, this girl is too naughty, so she should be bullied." ”
"Where am I naughty, I'm obviously a good girl, okay?"
Chen Nan looked at her chest: "Do you dare to say this with your conscience?"
Noticing Chen Nan's eyes, Su Qingqing hurriedly tidied up the clothes on the neckline: "Big pervert, where are you looking!"
Chen Nan turned his head: "Whoever sees it, I just glance at it casually, who makes it so conspicuous." ”
Su Qingqing was speechless.
This guy actually shirked his responsibility when he saw it, blaming her chest for being too conspicuous: "Hmph, stinky idiot, you're getting worse and worse." ”
Chen Nan smiled: "Have you ever seen someone purer than me?"
"For example, Master Ji, me. ”
The black-haired chicken suddenly interjected.
Chen Nan directly pulled it aside: "We talk, what kind of mouth do you insert a chicken, where is it cool." ”
The black-haired chicken yelled, waved his wings and pointed at Chen Nan and shouted: "Bastard boy, if you dare to do anything to Master Chicken, Grandpa Chicken will kill you!"
"Smack......
Chen Nan did not hesitate and slapped it over.
The black-haired chicken was pumped out and hit the tree, shook his dizzy head, and shouted: "Your uncle, you dare to beat the chicken, you try to touch the chicken again!"
"Hoo ......"
Chen Nan's big-eared scraper was removed, and the black-haired chicken pecked when he opened his mouth.
"Bang ......"
They fought straight up.
Su Qingqing was speechless when he watched from the sidelines, thinking to himself that this guy is really stupid, you are a human being, what are you going to compete with chickens?
Five minutes later, a truce was made and the man and the chicken went down the mountain.
The people of the Heavenly Group had already left, and after Chen Nan came to the bottom of the mountain, he directly lit a fire.
It is now the early winter season, the climate is dry, the leaves are yellow, Chen Nan is on the fire, and it is estimated that one day later, this thousand-year-old imperial corpse gate will be completely turned into ashes.
Because he was anxious when he didn't come, Chen Nan also slowed down.
Half an hour later, the two of them came to the place where Chen Nan had parked before.
"What is this?"
The black-haired chicken flew to the Land Rover and looked at it, muttering, "Master Chicken, I've seen all magic weapons, but I haven't seen this thing, boy, what kind of monster is this?"
Chen Nan didn't bother to pay attention to it: "Brain-dead." ”
"Your uncle, in the era when Master Ji lived, there was no such thing, what the hell is this? Tell Master Ji quickly, otherwise Master Ji will peck you to death!"
Chen Nan glanced at it: "What age are you a chicken?"
"Master Ji, I don't remember how long it has been sealed. ”
The black-haired chicken wings poked at the chicken's head, scratching his head and thinking: "It seems that the last emperor before the chicken master was sealed, his name was Zhu Yuanzhang, and I don't know how many years have passed." ”
Zhu Yuanzhang!
Chen Nan and Su Qingqing were dumbfounded.
Emperor Taizu, who established the Ming Dynasty, lived in an era that has been more than 600 years since now, and the black-haired chicken is really an old monster, and he has lived for so long!
"If a chicken that has lived for hundreds of years is sold, I don't know how much it will sell. ”
Chen Nan muttered, staring at the black-haired chicken with both eyes, looking at it uncomfortable, and said vigilantly: "Boy, what do you look at, don't beat the bad idea of the chicken master." ”
Su Qingqing also touched his fluffy chicken head: "Little black chicken, are you really a chicken of the Ming Dynasty?"
"Nonsense, Master Ji, I'm a lot older, can I lie to you as a child?" The black-haired chicken looked old-fashioned, and then asked, "No, isn't it the Ming Dynasty now?"
"It's been a long time since then, and now it's been more than 600 years. ”
"What! more than 600 years!"
The black-haired chicken jumped up violently and shouted indignantly: "Then those little hens who loved Ji Ye back then, aren't they all dead, damn it, I just slept ...... Ji Ye, God you pit the chicken!
Seeing the black-haired chicken's chirp, Chen Nan threw it directly into the Land Rover and started the car.
"My chicken mother, there are no hen cubs, how can you let me live with my chicken!"
Along the way, the black-haired chicken kept sighing at the vicissitudes of life, and regretted that he couldn't soak the little hen in the village back then, and kept shouting in the car, so noisy that Chen Nan and Su Qingqing's ears were almost calloused.
It wasn't until Chen Nan finally threatened to throw it out of the car that it quieted down.
"Boy, the cars of your era are really amazing, you can run without a horse. The black-haired chicken stood on the dashboard, looked out of the glass and sighed: "Moreover, this speed is much faster than those carriages." ”
Chen Nan remained silent and ignored it.
Because he knows that as long as he answers, this chicken will definitely keep asking questions, and I am afraid that it will never be able to stop again.
After the car drove out of the mountainous area, Chen Nan and Su Qingqing's mobile phones had signals, and the text message prompts rang continuously, all of which were call reminders.
Su Qingqing hurriedly took out his mobile phone and called Su Yixuan back to report his safety.
On Chen Nan's mobile phone, the number with the most call reminders is Huo Xinya's.
After all, she had lived in the mountains for so long, and now she had just come out, and she didn't have a mobile phone, so she could only use Huo Xinya's call.
After hesitating slightly, Chen Nan dialed Huo Xinya's number.
Soon, Ye Yiyi's voice came from there: "Senior brother, where are you going? ”
Chen Nan explained what happened to her, making Ye Yiyi blame why she didn't call her together, and finally the little two said a few sweet words before hanging up the phone.
Su Qingqing watched from the side, delicate and sour, full of vinegar.
Listening to Chen Nan's love talk with her junior sister, it wasn't until she hung up the phone that she asked, "Your junior sister, ...... Coming back?"
(Report to me, after taking the driver's license test on Friday, I will get the license tomorrow, and then go to pick up the car, it is estimated that it will be very time-consuming to go to the household, and I don't know when I will come back tomorrow, and the update will definitely be delayed.) To explain, everyone in the province is waiting early in the morning. )