"Boy, are you using this divine monument as your subordinate?" The barren Xuanbei did not immediately respond to Lin Yifan's instructions, but expressed himself first

Lin Yifan was shocked, "Obediently, how can you forget that the temper of this broken stone is exactly the same as that in the pit, it stinks and is hard." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Misunderstanding, how dare I call the Divine Monument to you. It's just that the little ghost is a little weird, and the kid can't find out his details. Lord Shenbei is wise and powerful, and he can definitely break through all his disguises. ”

Lin Yifan sneered, patting his ass very undisciplinedly. Completely like a villain minion.

The barren monument is a broken stone, and I prefer to eat this set.

"Count you kid acquaintance, wait!"

After a while, the barren monument was transmitted to Lin Yifan.

"Don't be suspicious, boy. That little ghost is just an ordinary child, at most his head develops earlier than others, and he has no cultivation. ”

"Really?" Lin Yifan couldn't believe it.

"Bastard, this god monument will not be able to lie to you. Believe it or not, don't bother me if you have nothing to do!" After the barren Xuanbei finished speaking, he cut off contact with Lin Yifan, and no matter how Lin Yifan called, he no longer responded.

"Alas, it's really an uncle who breaks stones, and he has a terrible temper. Only a big-hearted master like me would tolerate him again and again. ”

Lin Yifan saw that the barren monument was playing with his temper, and he arranged it in his heart.

No matter how bad the temper of the barren monument is, Lin Yifan still trusts Lin Yifan very much, so Lin Yifan already believes that the cute little boy is really an ordinary child.

It's just that Qu Tiange's attitude towards the cute little boy makes Lin Yifan puzzled.

Could it be that the skill of selling cute little boys has increased dramatically, and Qu Tiange has a girlish heart, so his attitude towards selling cute little boys is very ambiguous.

It's just that Lin Yifan himself can't believe this conclusion.

Thinking about it, Lin Yifan was lazy and had a cancer attack, and gave up delving into the details of the cute little boy.

First, he hates to be deeply entangled in problems that he can't figure out. If you can't think about it, you will be very uncomfortable for a long time. Lin Yifan is also a person who is very good to himself and never forces himself.

Second, Lin Yifan's attention is easily distracted and difficult to focus. When he gets stuck at a certain step in something, his attention is distracted and he goes to do something else, or thinks about something else.

Exploring the details of the cute little boy has entered a dead loop, and Lin Yifan gave up very simply.

He sat back in his chair and continued his journey to the tip of his tongue.

"Uncle Liar, why are you eating again. It's going to be rude. Mothers can't stare at others eating, so it's rude. ”

Not long after Lin Yifan sat down, the voice of the cute little boy sounded again.

"Little ghost, it's really rude for your mother to stare at someone else eating. My brother also wants to tell you that it's even more rude to disturb other people's meals. So you hurry up and stay where you want, don't affect my mood here. ”

Lin Yifan shot back angrily, this little ghost is too inch-inch. Repeatedly slandering oneself is as hateful as a bear child.

Oh my God, Lin Yifan found that he was starting to hate children. If he continues like this, he's going to become a Dink.

If he becomes a Dink, I believe that his father and mother will play mixed doubles against him as soon as possible.

Think about yourself in your twenties, and you are still being chased by your parents. That's a shame on the dead.

Lin Yifan thought about this serious consequence and avoided selling cute little boys like snakes and scorpions.

"Uncle Liar, it's not right for you to do this. My mother said that Xiaobao can be loved by everyone. If you don't like Xiaobao, you're not a human. ”

The little boy who sells cuteness even threatens others and tries hard to sell cute, and he also takes the skill of selling cuteness deep into his bone marrow.

After Lin Yifan listened, he almost vomited the "Dry Stir-fried Sea Lark Liver" he had just eaten.

The cute little boy also takes himself too seriously, what is called not being a person if he doesn't like him!

Could it be that Qu Tiange has a good attitude towards cute little boys for this reason? That's too superficial!

"The reality of the little ghost is very cruel, unless you become a true yuan crystal, otherwise not everyone will like you. Lin Yifan decided to help the cute boy grow up quickly. After experiencing the harsh reality.

The surrounding crowd began to assist.

"Yes, although I like cute babies, there are always some beasts in the world who hate children. ”

"Well, only the True Yuan Crystal is everyone's favorite. ”

"Children are so innocent and easy to deceive, whatever their parents say, they are what they say. ”

"Every kid is innocent and romantic. Like when I was a child, my mother said that I was a beautiful man, and many people liked it. Until the girls in the village played with the children of the Wang family next door, and they didn't like to play with me. I just found out that I was deceived by my mother. ”

"Why are you people so cruel! Such a cute little boy, why are you beating him!"

"That's it! You guys are so bad. Xiaobao, my sister likes you!"

………

thought that the cute little boy would cry and accuse them of lying, but Lin Yifan found that the cute little boy was very calm, and even said seriously.

"You'd better like Xiaobao. My mother told Xiaobao that those who don't like Xiaobao will be unlucky!"

The child's words are unscrupulous, and the big guy laughs good-naturedly. It seems that the cute little boy is in a hurry and begins to be childish "threatened". But no one took the "threat" of selling cute little boys to heart. Except for Shen Tu and Qu Tiange, those present couldn't help but laugh.

Of course, there are also Yu Xuan and the red-nosed old man who is fighting against delicacies wholeheartedly by selling cute little boys.

"Uncles and aunts, don't laugh, you're really going to be unlucky, it's still the kind of bloody disaster. The cute little boy anxiously persuaded.

But his kind gesture made everyone laugh even more.

"Ouch, no. This is a child. It's so cute. ”

"It's just, my stomach hurts from laughing. ”

The muscles in my stomach grinned. ”

………

Ping Pong!

Maybe the laughter was too exaggerated, and many people fell.

"Ouch!"

"Shhhhh

………

It seems to have fulfilled the advice of the cute boy. After a while, something unlucky happened to everyone who was laughing.

People don't fall easily, and they don't count, but the bowls and dishes with the strength of the wine table fall on them.

The weirdest thing is that these dishes and dishes smashed on them, so that the laughing people were all injured, and their bodies were colored to varying degrees.

For a moment, laughter turned into wailing. No one laughed anymore.

Seeing this scene, Lin Yifan's heart was cold: "It can't be so evil, right!

It's just that even he can't convince himself that this is a coincidence, and one or two people falling down and hanging the lottery can be understood as a coincidence. But everyone who laughed at the scene fell down and hung up the lottery, and it was not a coincidence that it could make sense.

Lin Yifan recalled the expressions of Shen Tu, Qu Tiange and Yu Xuan when they were persuaded by the cute little boy, and thought about it carefully.

It turns out that it is true that the cute little boy said that he never lies, and it will really be unlucky to laugh at him, or it will be a disaster of blood.

Thinking of this Lin Yifan's back, he laughed just now, so he said that he would also fall, and there would be a bloody disaster?

As soon as his thoughts came here, Lin Yifan's body suddenly lost control and fell to the ground.