"I heard you were fierce last night?"

I looked confused: What do you say?

"Still pretending, you usually look thin and weak, but you are quite hard at critical moments?"

"What the hell are you two sneaking me in?"

Li Xiaohong: I heard that you were in that group of people last night, and others wanted to beat you, but you didn't move when you stood there, and the thief had momentum.

Me: Oh... You said this, I said it earlier, I thought it was something.

Feng Dong stretched out his thumb: Awesome, long face.

I said with a disdainful face: Don't don't, don't, it's a little meaning.

In fact, only I knew that when Xiao Wu was about to raise his leg and kick me, I didn't move because the drunken bastard who stepped on the horse pressed Lao Tzu's foot when he fell to the ground, and Lao Tzu didn't dare to pump it out, so he didn't move, or I'm stupid, standing still and letting people beat.

On this day, I went to pick up my friend's house to pick up something, and when I arrived, I found that the door was locked, and the phone couldn't get through, so I went to the landlord and asked what was going on. The landlord was a middle-aged woman, and she told me that this person owed me two months' rent and ran away, and the phone couldn't get through.

My whole being was instantly bad: what about the things in his room?

"What, when I cleaned up, there was nothing in it, so I made a bed. ”

No way.

A few days after returning to the store, the supervisor of our floor resigned and went home, so the store transferred Duan Xia Fei to our floor.

After a few days of getting along, I found out that this woman is not simple, every time no matter what the customer asks, or what goes wrong with the dish, she can always deal with all the problems between talking and laughing, and she can use an idiom to call, and she is at ease.

With my own feelings and some bits and pieces I heard from others, I realized that she is the kind of woman who looks very open on the outside but is actually more conservative, and she just likes to make jokes on a relatively large scale. It's also very good to me, she always jokes that I'm the only man in this group of women, but in fact, it's flirting to put it bluntly.

When I first went to work that morning, we were divided into the third floor, and there was a largest private room for 20 people per table, and it had its own bathroom, so the area was relatively large. She told me to come in with her and told me to fetch water for her to wash up. When I came out of the bathroom, I saw her undressed, and there was only one lingerie left on her upper body, and my face was red to the base of my neck. When she saw me like this, she seemed to be even more energetic, and said to me: "Ouch, this adult is still blushing?"

Me: You don't talk nonsense, I don't want to be like you female hooligan.

She laughed: "My female rascal, you are the first person to dare to talk to your sister like this, you know?

I frowned: I don't know, what's the matter.

She got dressed and walked up to me: Okay, what are you shy about, you are still blushing, you have never seen a woman?

Me: I've seen a woman, but I've never seen someone like you.

She: You're changing pretty fast, you were shy one second, but the next second you can do the opposite.

Me: That's nonsense, who is my brother?

She: Don't mess with the seniority, shout sister, it's good.

I decisively: Sister.

Then reach out to her: benefits.

She took out two boxes of cigarettes from her purse and threw them to me: Your brother-in-law's, not letting him smoke, was originally given to you.

My eyes suddenly lit up: Don't say anything that was originally given to me, just rush these two boxes of Hibiscus King, call Sister Sheng, don't lose.

Me: Do you have a boyfriend?

Her: Did I say I didn't?

Me: Oh, yes, I didn't ask you.

"Okay, take it and go, obediently follow your sister, your benefits are indispensable. ”

"Okay, listen to you, if you're happy, I want to smoke. ”

She looked at me with disdain: Look at your little bit of interest, sister might as well kiss you with a box of cigarettes, right?

"That's ... Phew, that's not it, we're pro, we're dear. I replied with a smirk.

Since I've been working for a few days, I'm familiar with the people in the store, so every day after work, everyone walks with men and women. But every day the two girls at the bar have to settle accounts, so it's the slowest, and during that time, I practiced a skill.

Every night when they got off work, I listened with my eyes closed when they were there, and as time went by, I could hear the amount. As long as it's the same denomination, it's not the kind of old money that can't be kneaded, as long as the quantity is not particularly large, I can hear it with my ears, and I rarely make mistakes.

Every night I would cut the leftover yam in the kitchen and wash it and eat it, Sister Fei asked me why I ate this?

I said, "Don't you know?"

She: What does the broken doll make up?

Me: I don't know if you have to start with a baby to replenish your kidneys.

On that day, we all watched the tea master perform the tea ceremony at the tea seat in the hall on the second floor. She's a girl, surnamed Lu, I really forgot what the specific name is, her hometown is Qingyang, Gansu, very beautiful, and she belongs to that kind of charming type, in fact, I think she is a bit like Ishihara Satomi, but I didn't dare to tell her, for fear that she would scratch me to death with her five or six centimeter-long nails. But her tea art is really powerful, the tea master's special copper kettle, the spout alone is more than one meter long, and the further forward it is, the thinner it is, about the size of a mung bean, if you pour it directly, the impact of the water flow in the spout will spray out more than a foot long, and it can't be poured into the cup at all, but she wraps the copper kettle filled with water around her body back and forth, and she has to shout the name of the move in her mouth, such as the heavenly girl scattering flowers, the desire girl, wrong, wrong, not the desire woman is the jade girl. Whenever I heard this, the onlookers would laugh and lean back, of course, the women at that time didn't understand, maybe they understood, maybe they understood more than men, anyway, I was pure, I couldn't understand anything.

And whenever I was on duty on the second floor, I would go to her for a while after work at noon, because I always went to her to drink, all freshly squeezed juices and drinks. And I've always been thick-skinned, and others feel embarrassed when they occasionally drink a drink, but I'm the type who takes the initiative to drink and never be embarrassed.

I finally got paid, it was the first time in my life that I worked and received a salary, I earned my own money, pinched a thick stack of money, and had a lot of thoughts. 1,452 yuan, which was a lot for me at the beginning. In the evening, Li Xiaohong asked me to drink, and I agreed.

I said, "I can't drink beer, drink white."

Because I know what amount I have, two bottles of beer, and it's gone. If you drink white, you can at least carry it for a while.

He bought a box of snowflakes and I bought a bottle of the old village chief. The kind that was packed for five yuan and two catties, and later I learned that it was blended wine, which was outrageously fake. But for me, all baijiu has one flavor, spicy. So there is no need to distinguish between good and bad, but after staying in the hotel for a long time, I realized that some wines are really good, such as once the leaders of the city came to eat and carried two boxes of Diaoyutai, the wine, you can smell the fragrance from afar, pure fragrance.

Xiaohong sat on the bed, I sat on the floor opposite him, he blew with a bottle, I dried with a disposable cup, he half a bottle, I half a cup. I don't remember how much I drank, and the bottle was pretty much at the bottom before I finally lost consciousness. No one knows how many grievances I have hidden in my heart, it turns out that drinking alcohol can't relieve my sorrows, but the moment when I drink is far more uncomfortable than the sorrow in my heart, so drinking to relieve my worries is just a diversion of attention. However, the good thing about wine is that it is not delicious.

That night, I lost consciousness, and they helped me to the bathroom and fell asleep, while I threw up on the toilet all night. It was the most alcohol I've ever drunk in my life, and I almost didn't die. For the next half month, I couldn't think about alcohol in my brain, and I felt nauseous when I thought about it. At that time, I made up my mind to quit drinking, but there were occasions when you had to drink, so I didn't quit on and off.

I went back to the Internet café, but instead of looking for a corner to sleep in, I went to the Internet openly. At that time, the Internet still had to be invoiced, which was not as advanced as it is now, and there was a so-called membership, which was a real membership card. I opened the ticket, was about to leave, and then turned around and said to the female network manager: Make me a cup of milk tea, it will be fragrant.

She could clearly tell that my pride was at fault, and I could tell from her malicious smile, but she didn't say anything. The man, that is, the male network manager of the Internet café, was still sitting on the sofa opposite the bar, smiling as always, dressed in a formal suit, wearing a tie, and holding a cigarette in his right hand, as if he was thinking about something, and seemed to be calm. He has good skin, belongs to the whiter ones, has a very clean face, and admittedly, he is more handsome than me. When he saw that I was looking at him, he smiled back and threw me a cigarette, but I didn't catch it, and I was embarrassed.

Taking advantage of the network administrator's time to make me milk tea, I waited for an opportunity to ask her about the man. Because he gives me a strange feeling, he doesn't look very old, and he feels gentle, but his style reveals maturity and stability, and a hint of sophistication. My gut told me that he had his story.

The girl told me that he was the son of an Internet café owner, and his family was quite rich, but he didn't like to go to work and liked to be idle, so his father opened an Internet café for him to take care of. Also, don't look at him so thin, he's very powerful, I heard that he has been practicing sanda since he was a child, like you, it is estimated that he can fight ten.

"Damn, what's wrong with me, why do you have to give me an example, I, I'm also very good, I can beat you ten, why don't you say it. ”

The female network manager looked disdainful: Mmmmmm, you are amazing, you can beat ten girls by yourself, look at you who are capable, you have the ability to beat ten masters.

"I'll it, I'll fight it, and I'll record a video for you to watch when I fight another day"

She said in a weird way: Okay, just tap it when you shoot, don't beat people to death, after all, that's also ten lives, what do you say?

I was speechless for a moment, I didn't know what to say, she sang on the side: I'm most afraid that the air will suddenly be quiet...

I snatched the milk tea and left. I heard a very rampant laugh from behind, but the laughter did not last a few seconds before it stopped abruptly, and was replaced by a few obscene laughter.