In 2013, I came to Shaanxi Aerospace Technician College at the request of my parents, but until now, I have not been able to get my graduation certificate. Because every year of the graduation defense, I will find all kinds of reasons to miss perfectly, and my girlfriend has taught me many times for this. If youth is a road that keeps crying, then my youth dies here.

That year, I came here with a broken heart and a broken heart. I relented to fate, willingly let it dominate, and then drifted with the tide of fate. At that time, I hated communicating with people, I didn't want to talk, I didn't want to say even a word. Every day, I wear black clothes, including pure black casual wear and pure black sportswear, and wrap myself tightly.

Actually, I never thought I would be able to go into school again. It's just this story, and I can't help but mention it.

At that time, there was only one class of junior college students in the school, and all the others were children who had just finished junior high school.

There were seven people in the dormitory, and Dong Guoku was the first person I met on the first day of school. Every night, he would hide under the covers, using his girlfriend who had dropped the back shell of the straight phone and his girlfriend who was far away in Hanzhong, Beilulu, to make porridge on the phone. Half an hour later, he poked his head out. I asked him what was wrong, and he said I couldn't stand the smell of my feet.

In fact, over the years, I have seen old and heavy foot flavors, like my Kuge flavor, it is really the first time, and it has refreshed my world view. He himself is more wooden, so I like to tease him very much, especially after going out to drink with An Junhui Yan Zhengang from Shanxi every time.

But Brother Ku told me that he had been with other girls for two years, and the object was still a little hand and a little mouth, so I didn't laugh at him less. Until one day, my Kuge took the opportunity of a short vacation, got up early in the morning and went straight to Hanzhong, and before leaving, he told me viciously that he must do everything he has not done this time.

The night before the holiday, my Kuge came back, and he was proud, really proud.

I looked at him: What is the situation with you, so happy?

He smiled cheaply: You care about me.

Me: Oh, by the way, who wrote a "smug" on your face, quickly wiped it away, no shame?

Brother Ku wiped his face, still didn't care, took off his clothes and prepared for bed.

I saw that the entire back of Kuge's back was scratched, and I suddenly realized.

I said in a weird way:, don't the girl beat you like this?

Him: Get out.

I shook my head and sighed: You must have been pushing too hard.

Brother Ku's face changed: You don't talk nonsense, I don't.

Me: Well, I know, you don't, you are pure revolutionary friendship.

Bah, you shameless.

But later, because the two broke up because of different beliefs, Don't Lulu yelled: I've been with you for two years, and I can't imagine that you are a person who eats mixed noodles and doesn't put spicy noodles, so they broke up.

Brother Ku said: I can't imagine that after two years together, you didn't know that I didn't eat noodles without spicy noodles and broke up.

Then this revolutionary friendship came to an end.

Ku Ge said that one day, he would find a woman who would not dislike him for eating bibimbap noodles and not spicy food.

Like me, Kugo is a very simple rural baby, including the one who uses a manual razor, and buys razor blades every time he goes to the street. I asked him why he didn't buy an electric one, and he said that the electric one was not pleasant.

Later, once he dragged me to the street to buy clothes with him, and he had seen a shameless person, and he was the first one to be so shameless.

When we entered a Semir store, Ku Ge grabbed a pair of pants and asked the shopping guide: How much is this?

“180”

"Discounted?"

"We don't have discounts in our store. ”

"Oh, that's it, I don't like discounts either, I like to bargain, in fact, I don't care about the price, but I like the process of bargaining, hahaha... ”

I had a black line on my head with the female shopping guide.

She looked at me with a confused expression, and I quickly pointed to my head and waved my hand, signaling that there was something wrong with this thing's head, don't be like him. The shopping guide breathed a sigh of relief and regained his smile.

Her: How much do you think is appropriate?

My Kugo: Just these pants, put them in my family's market, at most twenty-one, no more.

The girl was stupid and stared at me with beads in her eyes.

I quickly turned my head to look elsewhere, and I was really faceless.

Later, in a wholesale city, I bought one for fifty, and complained as I went, and I definitely lost money today. I said, yes, yes, they are all black-hearted businessmen who bully you for not having enough IQ.

The biggest characteristic of Kugo is that he is down-to-earth. Learn steadily, although you can't learn, but people are down-to-earth. Be a down-to-earth person, although you can't pick up a girl, but people are down-to-earth.

This product likes the sky.,Every time a new work comes out.,You have to find a way to rub it to the wifi to download it.,And then taste it carefully.。 Later, I gave him the name of ***, until the whole school called him that, and it almost made me anxious about it.

Actually, *** is a bit of a straight man, but for the sake of face, I never told him. For example, *** table tennis is particularly good, and some girls come to ask for advice. Three balls are limited, *** don't let it go at all, after the girl loses, she looks at *** like a coquettish and begs to play a little longer. Tell her righteously that if she loses, she loses, and there are people waiting in the back, if the sports competition is not divided into wins and losses, then what is the point. The girl threw down the racket angrily, with a helpless face: she deserves to be single for a lifetime.

Kuge: If you lose, you lose, don't have emotions, as long as you practice hard, you will definitely surpass me.

Later, I told him, it's better not to fall in love, and he asked me why?

I said: Don't say it's a girl, just your old feet, take off your shoes, even if you are a fairy, you can't bear it.

Him: You know what, that's what men smell like.

Me: I can't argue with you.

In November, An Junhui came back to school after attending the wedding, bringing several bottles of Fenjiu, and he had to pull me to drink it, a table of seven people. I've always had a bottle of beer and a bottle or two of liquor, and I don't know anything after drinking it. That day, I played for a long time, and I actually drank two taels. After I came back, it was already midnight, and *** opened the door for me:, why are you drinking again.

Me: You know a basket, master, this makes everyone in the world drunk and I wake up alone.

: You wake up your sister, you're drunk like a ghost.

Me: I forgot to tell you that there was a girl looking for you at the top of the stairs.

Then he went out and I went in and locked the door.

In this way, *** spent most of the night outside in pants, shivering from the cold.

Later, he told me that if it weren't for the fact that I fell asleep after drinking too much and kicked me a few times, I wouldn't have moved, or I would have been desperate with me.

Meng Qi, who was in the same dormitory, had negotiated an agreement with *** several times, and he repeatedly asked *** to sleep every night in reverse. Because the two of them are leaning against each other's beds, *** likes to sleep with his head against the window, and then stretch his feet on Meng Qi's head. Meng Qi said that when you go to bed so early every night, you are dizzy.

Meng Qi, I prefer to call him Mengqi, like a girl, the boss of the bedside cosmetics. What kind of oil, milk, water, anyway, I don't know, the only thing I know is 2B cream (BB cream), and I have to put on a mask every night and wash my face with vinegared water. An Junhui brought a large pot of aged vinegar from their hometown, and after eating it for a semester, it didn't take as much as two days. Later, I called him Meng Erye, the kind of two from two to infinity. In fact, according to normal logic, such a delicate man should watch Korean dramas like a girl, and then cry in the dark. But he likes that kind of heavy-tasting movies, such as "Chainsaw" and all kinds of zombies, how disgusting it is. I once felt that my heart was strong enough, and after watching "Human Centipede" on his mobile phone, I was so disgusted that I doubted life. But he can actually watch while eating, is he convinced?

Then one day, I deliberately teased him and said: I read in a book that adding sugar to a basin of water when washing your face is good for your skin.

Without any doubt, I bought two catties of sugar from the supermarket and used it to wash my face every day. I really want to say that if I rush at your IQ, your skin can't be white. But he still insists on "scraping putty" every day, patting toner after washing his face, applying oil, then rubbing lotion, and finally applying a layer of 2B cream. I don't think this is just a love of beauty, it's a realm, it must be.

Moreover, Meng Erye likes to take selfies, take selfies like a girl, and use a beauty camera to repair every shot, and then hold a plush toy in his arms. The people on the side always tease him, you should go to Thailand, so that you can be a woman in the open.

But Second Master Meng's answer is always a white eye, which can be called enchanting.

At the beginning of the school year, my teacher and my father repeatedly asked me what major I would choose. I asked the teacher, what majors do the girls study?

I slapped the table and said righteously that it was an electronics major.

The teacher looked disdainful, but the father looked satisfied.

In fact, there is a very strange thing, other parents are against children's early love, but my Lao Tzu is just the opposite, strongly supporting and encouraging me to engage in a partner. Since I was in high school, I was told that as soon as I fell in love, I would immediately increase my living expenses. When I told him that I had a partner, he was happier than if he had picked up the money.

Damn, it's not like I can't get married, I'm sorry, it's not like I can't marry a daughter-in-law. I am 180 tall, 135 heavy, with a well-proportioned skeleton and good facial features, not to mention the elegance of the peerless, but I am also one in a million. And I have a deep background, when I was just in elementary school, my teacher quietly told me that I was the successor of the Communist Party. I was happy for a long time about this, and I gave the teacher hot water for a whole semester. So, with this background, would I still worry about my girlfriend?

Before the winter vacation of the first semester, *** dragged me to evade the ticket and climbed the steep slope of the giant horse to the Wuzhen Temple on the Lotus Mountain. This thing said that the temple was a god, what did you ask for?

Me: Is there really such a god?

Him: Yes, I heard that there is a divine fountain in that temple.

Me: How many gods?

Him: I don't know, I heard what people say.

Me: I guess it quenches my thirst.

Him: Then you can still make incense and ask for a wish?

Me: And then you want to get a girlfriend?

He: I'm not so superficial, I want to pray that my table tennis skills are getting better and better.

I really didn't know what to say, so I gave my thumbs up: I shouldn't have asked you.