Chapter Ninety-Three: The Three-Inch Answer
The host was a little curious and asked, "Why don't you say that? This is something we have to understand." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Zhang Dashan's face was flushed, very shy, kneading his fingers, and said, "This ...... I can't say it!"
The host was even more strange and asked, "It's just asking how old you are, what's there to say?"
Zhang Dashan didn't know how to answer, his bloated face, his facial features were twisted together, and it seemed difficult to choose.
After a moment, he looked at the host and asked with a look of embarrassment, "Do you really want to say it?"
"Of course you have to say it!" the host nodded as he should.
Zhang Dashan suddenly didn't know how to speak, he turned his head to look at the audience, then hesitated again and again, and finally put his face to the host's ear, his face was flushed, and he whispered shyly, "Three inches ......"
The host didn't understand, and asked strangely, "What's the three inches?"
Zhang Dashan blushed, glanced left and right again, and then continued to whisper, "That's it...... That...... What's that...... Three inches ......"
The host still didn't understand, frowned, and asked, "What the hell is three inches?
"Oh, that's it...... It's ......"
Zhang Dashan's face was full of shyness, and he didn't know what to say, so he finally had to put his mouth to the host's ear and said it in a voice that only the two of them could hear.
Hearing his words, the host suddenly had a strange face, staring at Zhang Dashan, and didn't know what to say.
He never expected that he was asking the other party's age, but the other party was telling him ...... But it is......
"Who asked you this?" the host shouted angrily at Zhang Dashan's nose.
This sentence was relatively high, which made everyone in the audience suddenly startled, looking at the two people on the stage, their hearts were full of curiosity.
Zhang Dashan was a little aggrieved and said, "Didn't you ask me how old I was?"
"I'm asking you how old you are! How old are you, you know? What did you say? It's three inches, you...... Did you listen to me before?" the host roared.
"I was ...... before ...... sleeping," Zhang Dashan scratched his head a little embarrassed and said.
"Sleep?" Hearing this answer, the host suddenly didn't know what to say, and his face was full of crying and laughing.
The four major sects jointly held a test here, and the whole city watched here, but you slept leisurely here......
Are you a pig?
Seeing the anger on the host's face, Zhang Dashan didn't know what to say, and his face was flushed with shame.
Thinking of his previous answer, he became more and more ashamed in his heart, and said in his heart that he is usually so smart, why can't he hear this adult asking about age today? Why? Could it be that he was influenced by the second dog?
Well...... It must be so!
Otherwise, with such a clever brain, how could he make such a low mistake?
It must be the second dog! He must have influenced my clever head!
Thinking of this, he suddenly turned around angrily and pointed in the direction where he came, and shouted, "Ergouzi!
Looking in the direction of his finger, I saw that at the end of the crowd, a thin man was pointing at him with a strange face, and wondered: What did I do? What did I do? Didn't I just think you shouldn't sleep here, so I woke you up and told you to take the test? I didn't do anything bad, what did I blame me for?
"Okay, don't you think it's embarrassing enough? Shut up for me!" Seeing that Zhang Dashan didn't reflect on himself, but blamed others, the host immediately became angry and shouted.
Zhang Dashan suddenly wilted like a frosted eggplant, turned around to look at the host, and his face was full of shame.
He stopped talking, but the audience was alive in their hearts, thinking about what the two people said on the stage before, their faces were full of strangeness.
"Three inches? He just said three inches? What three inches?"
"Three inches? That's a strange answer, ask him how old he is, why do you answer three inches?"
"Three-inch...... Three-inch ...... What the hell does that mean?"
Everyone pondered over and over again, but they couldn't figure it out.
Suddenly, a voice rang out, full of surprise, as if something had been thought.
"Huh, three inches...... Is it ......?"
There was a moment of silence, followed by a burst of hearty laughter, which rolled back and forth.
"Hahahaha...... I didn't expect it to be like this, I really laughed to death, hahahaha......"
Seeing this, the people around couldn't help but be curious, so they leaned forward and asked, "Hey, this brother, what did you think of?"
The man glanced at the crowd and laughed as he explained in a low voice.
I saw that after listening to the man's explanation, those people immediately froze in shock.
The next moment, a burst of laughter broke out in the sky.
"Hahaha......"
"I didn't expect it to be like this, laughing at me, laughing at me, hahahahaha......"
"This answer is also absolute! There is no one before and no one after it! Hahahahahaha......"
"I can't think of it, I can't think of it, come and watch the joint test of the four major sects, and I can still encounter such an interesting thing, it's ridiculous to me, hahaha......"
"No, no, laughing makes my stomach hurt, I'll rest for a while, I'm ...... I...... Hahaha......"
“……”
Some of the audience who were a little farther away didn't know what these people were laughing at, so they asked curiously, and then there was another shocking burst of laughter.
Burst after burst, burst after burst.
It's really life, and the laughter doesn't stop!
Looking at the appearance of everyone in the audience laughing one by one, the host on the stage actually wanted to laugh along, but because of his face and current identity, he couldn't laugh out, so he could only hold it in his heart.
Raising his eyes and glaring at Zhang Dashan, looking at his aggrieved and ashamed appearance, the host forcibly suppressed the smile in his heart, and asked again, "Okay, tell me quickly, how old are you this year?"
He didn't dare to ask how old he was, for fear that this bloated and dull-minded fellow would say something against the sky.
Zhang Dashan lowered his head now, he was embarrassed to raise it, of course he knew that it would be shameless to say such words, so he had to lower his head and replied in a low voice, "Nineteen years old." ”
"Oh. The host nodded, then pointed to the Ying Yuan stone mirror next to him and said, "Then you go and test it quickly, just put your palm in the groove on the stone platform." ”
There is a stone platform under the Ying Yuan Stone Mirror, about half a person high, on the upper side of the stone platform, that is, the side where the stone mirror stands, in front of the stone mirror, there is a circular groove, as long as the test person places the palm on it, it can establish a connection with the Ying Yuan Stone Mirror, and the Ying Yuan Stone Mirror can automatically sense the tester's natural ability, so as to show the corresponding talent level on the mirror.
Zhang Dashan walked over and put his palm on it without saying a word.
In an instant, the grooves in the mirror emitted a dazzling light, from the bottom to the top, a total of five!