Chapter 156: Don't rob me
At night, a few clouds drift by, blocking the moonlight and making the night darker. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
In the villa, the lights were bright at the moment, and everyone was eating and drinking in the room with a large table. The delicacies on the table are arranged in a mouth-watering manner. In order to strengthen their courage, each person deliberately drank two bottles of beer, so that his face was flushed. Of course, there is one person who has not drunk, and that is Guo Zhe, who has a worrying amount of alcohol. At this moment, he was looking at everyone with blank eyes, and whispered, "Or...... Just let me go first, shall you?"
Ye Zetian glanced at him and asked, "Where are you going?" ”
Guo Zhe said with a sad face: "I'm timid, isn't it enough to catch ghosts with Brother Lin alone?" In the past two days, I have been lacking sleep and have bags under my eyes......"
Ye Zetian looked at Guo Zhe with disdain and said, "What are you cowardly? How can the brothers of the Great Gentleman Alliance be cowardly? Even if you are timid, you can't go, we have to fight together." This is also a great opportunity to exercise your guts, don't worry, with Brother Lin, it will be fine. If you're still scared, drink something. ”
"That's it, you still want to go, why are you embarrassed to say it?" Xiang Dong chimed in.
The others nodded in agreement, which made Guo Zhe even more troubled, and said: "With my amount of alcohol, after drinking a little, it's not like lying down and letting the female ghost play......"
"Then don't drink it, you can't go anyway. I'm a ghost, what can you do if you see it?" Qin Yu said disdainfully.
Nima ...... Guo Zhe gave Qin Yu a thumbs up and said, "Big brother, you cow, dare to be a ghost, but I really don't dare...... Brother Lin, let me go. Then he cast his aggrieved little eyes on Lin Yao.
Lin Yao smiled faintly and said, "If you leave now, maybe you can meet her at the door." ”
"Goo Dong ......" Guo Zhe swallowed his saliva, his neck shrunk, full of fear.
Ye Zetian smiled: "Yes, yes, Guo Zhe, go quickly, just in time to meet her at the door." ”
"Just take it away, find a hotel...... Guarantee that you will become an immortal directly......"
"Haha, I guess that's how Guo Zhe thinks......"
"It's okay to take it home......"
"Guo Zhe, let's go, if you meet her, take her away, and we will be fine, and we can drink more wine." ”
The crowd began to heckle......
"You ......" Guo Zhe angrily looked at the people who were laughing at him, and then his face turned fierce, and he shouted: "If you don't go, you won't go, Lao Tzu is afraid of a bird?" Think I am a young helper, but tens of thousands of people in the gang, will I be afraid of her as a little female pervert? What a joke, come, drink, wait for the female ghost to come, see if I don't slap her back to her grandmother's house. After speaking, he directly picked up a bottle of beer, drank it with a clatter, and dried it up.
"Okay, good amount of wine, Guo Zhe is finally angry. The crowd applauded.
"Slap ......" Guo Zhe slapped the empty wine bottle on the table and shouted, "Your sister's ...... Lao Tzu is born every day...... Wait, wait for the female ghost to come, Lao Tzu will kill her...... Another bottle of wine. ”
"Good, good...... Give ......" to the east, quickly handing over a bottle of beer that had just been opened.
"Goo dong goo dong ......" Under the gaze of everyone, Guo Zhe drank again, looking at this posture, he still has to do it......
"Hiccup......" finished drinking again, Guo Zhe burped and put the bottle on the table. At this moment, his face was already red, like a charcoal fire, his eyes had become hazy, and the words he said were even more vague: "At this moment, I feel full of strength, I want to vent, erupt like a volcano." Brother Yu, is the female ghost here, ...... Fast...... Call and urge...... Today I'm going to fight her in bed for 300 rounds and suck her ......"
Everyone looked at Guo Zhe speechlessly, and secretly said that the power of these two bottles of wine was too great...... It's like two people...... This is already drunk nonsense......
Qin Yu looked at the time, it was more than nine o'clock in the evening, thought for a while, and said, "It's almost there, last time she came out at ten o'clock." ”
Guo Zhe shook his head, looked at his watch in a daze, his eyes were about to close drunk, and said, "It's still ...... And ten more ...... More than 10 minutes...... How is this ...... So slow...... Not...... I'm ...... Not...... It's already surging......"
Ye Zetian rubbed his face with his hands speechlessly, and then said, "Guo Zhe...... You...... Haven't you drunk too much......?"
Guo Zhe waved his hand and shouted, "No...... Not much... I feel just right at the moment........."
Lin Yao also looked at Guo Zhe helplessly, and the two bottles of wine ...... That's it...... I had to sigh and said, "Don't let Guo Zhe go out for a while." It's kind of dangerous for him to do that. ”
The crowd nodded...... However...... Guo Zhe quit......
I saw him stand up and shout, "No, I'll go out...... Aren't you laughing at me for being cowardly? I'll prove it to you in a moment. Then, he looked at Qin Yu again, and shouted with a swaying body: "Brother Yu, doesn't he dare to be a ghost? I will show you tomorrow...... After a while, the ghost girl is coming, don't move any of you, let me go up first, and see that I don't exhaust her from tossing......"
Nima...... Everyone was helpless...... I knew that I wouldn't let him drink it...... What's going on here...... Invincible funny......
They looked at each other and counted the black lines on their foreheads and the crows above their heads...... As for the grass and mud horses galloping in my heart, I can only count them myself, hundreds of millions of them......
"Bang...... Huhu ......" Just when everyone was speechless, Guo Zhe suddenly sat on the chair and fell asleep......
I'll go...... The corners of everyone's mouths twitched wildly...... Entering the crash state again, they all breathed a sigh of relief. Ye Zetian said weakly: "That's fine, otherwise I always feel unreliable." ”
"It seems that Guo Zhe's plan for the day is about to come to naught......"
"Why didn't you record this funny scene just now......"
"Whirring ......"
Everyone watched Guo Zhe tease, and in response to them was Guo Zhe's loud snoring.
At this moment, Qin Yu's phone rang, he took out his mobile phone and looked at it, then raised his head and looked at everyone solemnly.
"See what we're doing? Zheng Xian put his hands behind his head and said with a toothpick in his mouth. Here, except for Lin Yao, he is the least afraid. After all, he has cultivation, and after cultivating the immortal cultivation method, he is about to enter the qi cultivation period.
Hearing this, Qin Yu answered and said, "Jiajia baby, have you arrived?"
The other end of the phone: "Husband, I'm at the door, come out to pick me up......"
"Okay, I'll go now. After Qin Yu finished speaking, he hung up the phone, and then said to everyone: "She has arrived, at the door, go pick it up." ”
The crowd nodded.
Qin Yu said sneeringly: "Why don't we go together." ”
Zhong Xuan shook his head, and Zheng Xian said with a smile: "You can go, what are you afraid of? We support you behind your back......"
"This ......" Qin Yu hesitated a little.
"I'll go ......" Suddenly, Guo Zhe stood up from his chair and shouted, "Don't rob me, let me go...... Look how I ...... the hell."
Because it was too sudden, there was a female ghost thing haunting me, so a few gentlemen were taken aback. Then he looked at Guo Zhe, who was shaking and standing up, and everyone was stunned......
"Guo Zhe, I'd better go. Qin Yu stood up and said.
Guo Zhe walked over, grabbed Qin Yu's arm, and then shouted: "I said don't rob me, just wait." After speaking, without waiting for anyone to speak, he wandered out alone. (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )