Chapter 1334: I'm 'Gloomy and Sad'
"Then, master, how are you going to meet their need to learn how to do divine work? Could it be that you really want to teach them this little trick? I don't want the master to teach them this, because they are obviously not good people, and I am worried that they will get into trouble after learning this method. ”
The little one is very intelligent, so he can think of a lot of questions, which also creates a little worry.
For his own cheap master, Erbao basically knows it after a period of getting along.
As a member of the immortal family, he is actually a city's black # in the world, which makes the little guy a little powerless to complain, and also subverts Erbao's impression of the immortal family.
But after all, he is someone else's apprentice, and where his ass sits, he needs to think about it.
Therefore, Erbao is more or less worried about his own master about this matter at present.
After all, if these guys learn the methods of the immortal family, and finally cause trouble in the world, they will not only smear the master's face, but also smear the entire exposition face.
So as a disciple of the three generations of expounding the teachings, what will people think in the future?
I have to say that the two treasures of people who are small and big ghosts are really thinking about it a lot, when other people are so big and the little kids are not good to say, he, the little brat, actually began to think about such a problem, I have to say that it is really magical.
However, considering that Erbao has the blood of Kim Hyun Tae, not to mention that he is different from ordinary children, he also inherits the godhead and memory and experience of the god of war Ares, so the little guy's precocious wisdom and such an unusual performance will not surprise the red sperm.
You must know that red sperm has also seen many talented children, who are precocious at a young age, and are different from ordinary children.
is like the Nezha who was born after being pregnant by his own mother for three years, and he was born with natural divine power as soon as he was born in the wind, isn't it the same as a child like Erbao.
Therefore, in the eyes of ordinary people, the two treasures that are extremely evil really won't shock people like Red Sperm.
However, it is precisely because of this relationship that Erbao can also be in front of his own master Chi Jingzi, and he does not have to hide himself so differently, which also makes the little guy feel relaxed.
After all, suppressing his true appearance is really uncomfortable for Erbao, who is still a little child.
The red sperm heard that his apprentice was thinking about his own problems, and his heart was warm, and this feeling made him want to 'old tears'.
Inadvertently, Red Sperm thought of the first apprentice he had ever had.
However, the image of this apprentice flashed in his mind, and then the red sperm sighed softly, making him look so depressed.
Shaking his head, the red sperm looked at the two treasures in his arms fixedly, the little guy knows the cold and the heat, and he also knows that he has to think about the problem for his master, no matter how he looks at it, he is stronger than the original apprentice, and the strength is not a little bit.
Perhaps, because this apprentice has been with him since he was a child, the apprentice he used to be was more than ten years old before worshipping under his door, and his character has already been formed.
Therefore, in the end, he forgot his instructions and ended up in such a fate.
So the red sperm secretly made up his mind that this time he would never let this apprentice become the same as the original apprentice in the future.
In an instant, many thoughts rose in my heart.
The red sperm looked at the two treasures in his arms with a smile, and whispered to his apprentice: "The little guy knows that he feels sorry for the master, and he thinks about the problem for the master, and it is really relieved to be the master."
Actually, the master doesn't understand this truth, so how can he do the kind of thing you are worried about.
It is impossible for the immortal family to teach these miscellaneous fish as a teacher, and they will all be taught to you in the future, so you can rest assured. ”
Erbao looked at the red sperm and blinked his cute big eyes.
Although the red sperm said that such a situation would not occur, Erbao was very puzzled, if this was the case, how could the master satisfy these primitive little brothers.
It can't be that the master is trying to deceive them.
Without waiting for Erbao to ask, the red sperm explained in a whisper.
"A long time ago, we helped the Western Zhou Dynasty to fight against Yin Shang, and both camps had the support of the Immortal family, so the army soldiers on both sides were very strong, and the combat effectiveness of a single person was completely explosive Modern individual soldiers don't know how many times. ”
Erbao didn't expect his master to actually tell him about the ancient secrets, which made the little guy quiet down all of a sudden.
The red sperm also had a look on his face reminiscing about the past eventful years, and brought a little sigh.
"Actually, it's because the soldiers on both sides will worship and support the immortals on their side, just like these little brothers in my world now. ”
The red sperm was holding the two treasures, and the master and apprentice set their eyes on the black # Dao brothers who were constantly kowtowing to the primordial Tianzun statue and chanting words in their mouths.
"To put it bluntly, it's just that they have carried out self-hypnosis, and we have just planted hints of supernatural powers on the idols, allowing them mortals to develop their own potential, improve their body functions and become stronger. ”
The red sperm whispered the truth.
It turned out that the so-called 'divine soldiers' owned by both the Western Zhou and Yin Shang during the 'Fengshen' period were all mortals who appeared through self-hypnosis, and it was not the blessing of immortals that became so powerful at all.
Actually, think about it.
The immortal magic powers of the immortals all consume immortal power, and at that time, the hostile immortal camps all had powerful opponents to face, so how could they consume immortal power on mortals.
It's just that at that time, mortals didn't understand this, and seeing that worshipping the idol of a certain immortal family could make themselves extremely powerful and brave, so of course these people became very pious, and worshipping the idol was even more diligent.
Looking at it from another angle, it's really like what Red Sperm said, these people are actually self-hypnotized.
In addition, the mortals of that era were simple-minded and really easy to fool, and the existence of red sperm and them casually manifested some small means, so that those mortals at that time could bow their heads and worship.
Where is it that mortals in this era are so difficult to fool, even if the major legendary places return, people don't have much respect for the gods.
Even contemporary mortals would want to trick the immortals into teaching them magical spells, so that they could counterattack and reach the pinnacle of life in marrying Bai Fumei......
To paraphrase a movie line [The team is big, the hearts are scattered, it's not easy to bring], basically this is the situation.
It is estimated that in the face of the current materialistic society, I don't know how long I have been sealed in the secret realm by the laws of nature, and the immortals who have only returned today are estimated to be confused.
After listening to the little gossip revealed by the master, the two treasures in the arms of the red sperm almost understood what his master meant.
Regarding the ancient secrets, although Erbao also gossiped, he did not ask about the thoughts and expressions of the follow-up, and I have to say that the little guy is still very shrewd.
Anyway, he felt that when the master wanted to speak, he would naturally say to himself that it would be bad if he kept asking questions, so he needed to be in control.
The little people have a lot of thoughts, and the red sperm doesn't know that his apprentice has such a heavy mind.
"Master, you mean, on the idol of the master, you have planted the technique of suggestion, as long as they worship the idol of the master, then they will start self-hypnosis?"
Although he can't hold back the gossip about the ancient secrets, the little guy is interested in this little trick of his own master.
Even Erbao imagined that he could use this small means to recruit a group of friends to fight in the future.
After all, Mommy (Annie) said that her sister Coco fights very well, and she can be called the existence of a little bully in kindergarten.
So as a younger brother, I can't dominate in kindergarten, isn't it a shameful thing? If I can't get my powerful sister, I will beat myself up for it.
Thinking of this, Erbao shuddered.
Seriously, Erbao is very afraid of Coco, because he has indeed suffered from Cocoa's cleanup, and even Coco's sister's cleanup with him and his brother, it is not polite at all.
Bounce JJ!
Pinch your face!
Draw a turtle on your ass and make yourself and your brother crawl all over the ground!
Hiss!
As soon as he recalled this, Zhiyu felt cold in his heart.
At this moment, Zhiyu hated himself for being so precocious, if he was like an ordinary child, maybe he wouldn't have remembered these terrifying memories.
But he's not an ordinary child, so it's a tragedy.
[If you lose a fight with someone else in the future, then let my sister know that I will beat you up first, because you will lose my face. 】
Zhiyu remembered what his sister Coco said to herself when she was only three months old.
Zhiyu has no doubt that his sister Coco will do this, because his sister Coco is a strange person, so don't doubt that Strange will do this.
"The apprentice was so clever that he guessed the point at once. At this time, the red sperm responded to his apprentice, and at the same time felt the apprentice in his arms tremble violently, "Good apprentice, what's wrong with you? Why is your little face so pale, is the milk powder you drank in the morning expired!"
Because he thought of his wonderful sister, Erbao Zhiyu is now in a very bad state.
And Erbao's state caused his master Chi Jing to panic.
The red sperm touched the door of the brain again, and reached out to touch Erbao's armpit, which finally made Erbao return to normal from a bad state.
Erbao saw that his master was in a hurry, and quickly explained: "It's okay, master, I'm fine." I just felt a little sad thinking that I was too young to learn these little tricks from my master. ”
Erbao is really good at dragging words, and even says 'gloomy and sad'.
It is conceivable that what kind of sister there is, what kind of brother there is, this is all in the same vein...... Shameless!
"Hey, you're sick as a teacher, it's just this little thing. It's okay, it's okay, the obedient apprentice is so smart, you don't have any problem learning this little trick of the master, you have to have confidence in yourself, and the teacher has confidence in you, come and come, anyway, idle is idle, for the teacher will tell you how to do this kind of hinted little trick now......"
Erbao is very chicken thief and let the red sperm start to take the initiative to teach, the little guy is also very slippery in this routine, and with his innocent appearance and age, it is no wonder that even the red sperm has been routined.